Meghan McCain can attract media coverage to her appearance at a book fair in Florida? Aren’t there plenty of actual political figures around? Even Politico is putting “strategist” in quotation marks when referring to her. “I’ve already had people interested in me working, which is unbelievably flattering,” lied Meghan to POLITICO, probably. “I want to go out and do it all over again with somebody else.” Oh, was there somebody she “did it with” previously? Is she trying to say her dad took her expert political advice in the 2008 election? Sure, that was not the best-run campaign ever, but obviously she was not running the show over there, because things would have been much worse. Oh, and she also talked about Barack Obama’s butt! Would you like to read what she said about his butt, or would you rather kill yourself? Pick one:
“I want to go get a Republican elected. I want to kick Obama’s ass the next election and get a Republican elected.”
She added that she will “do anything I can” to score a win for the GOP in 2012. Obama, she said, has “done little to nothing with his administration.”
Okay! She can get a paper route and donate her salary to the RNC! That is pretty much everything she can do for the party to win a presidential election.
Also, yes, being president is a harder job than putting up Twitpics of your boobs for a living, but maybe also it isn’t, and maybe Obama should “do” more. POLITICAL ANALYSIS! That’s worth about a billion dollars a year. [Politico via Gawker]
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Meghan McCain
Dirty Sexy Campaign Strategist
No job too small or too large.
Asses kicked; boobies flaunted.
It is not okay to contact me directly.
She added that she will “do anything I can” to score a win for the GOP in 2012.
When all else fails, she can always fall back on her signature move. Show them her boobs.
"anything I can" *
* No anal or blacks
No anal? Why waste all that plush, plush cushion?
Megz, call me.
'Whatever she can'? So, cleavage, juvenile writing, huge ass and zero tv presence. Line forms on the Right.
Sounds like a Wednesday night stripper/English lit grad student. So 100 an hour than or should we splurge on 500 for a sleepover? Think she can make you smile about something at the crack of dawn?
500 dollars? She'd consider herself lucky to breakfast on my delicious frittata.
Yes, because she did such a bang up job of helping to get her dad elected, right, President McCain? Oops…
Please God, have them run Sarah Palin with Meghan McCain in charge of the campaign. Forget that lottery request, just let this happen.
also, willow sex tape. I dunno, some kinda Long Bong Silver something, perhaps? She'll be legal by then or something.
I hope its with a moose.
Yes, please, do this Meghan, for us, your new BFFs.
Sincerely, The Gheys
But all that's okay, because Meghan McCain also, in a roundabout way, endorsed Wonkette's continued use of the twitterboobies pic for each and every Meghan McCain story, forever.
Linky
Oh, and here's another actual thing she said. I mean, seriously: what.
GRITS OR GTFO
Tits or GOPTFO.
“I’ve already had people interested in me working, which is unbelievably flattering,” lied Meghan to POLITICO, probably.
No, no, Meghan, we were wondering if and when you would ever work in your worthless life.
Funny thing is, most of the time when people ask her if she's working, she's in England.
Hey Meg – when they ask you which corner you're working, it doesn't mean they're interested in campaign help…
Maybe this sentence means that certain people who are "interested in her" are working. Those people have jobs, like chauffeur, cook, cleaning lady, etc. and they are interested in her, since they get a paycheck by performing services for her.
“I want to go get a Republican elected. I want to kick Obama’s ass the next election and get a Republican elected.”
There are people out there who look at politics as a sport and cheer for their party as if it were a sports team. They usually say stupid shit like this.
+1,000,000
I get so pissed when I hear right-wing nut jobs talk about "their candidate" as if they were a football team (or worse….NASCAR). Glad to see that I'm not the only one who is insane….
I want to get a Republican elected.
So is she going to work for OFA?
To be fair, this is Megs we're talking about. She probably saw that footage of Obama playing basketball and thought he WAS on a sports team.
Also, yes, being president is a harder job than putting up Twitpics of your boobs for a living,
Would it be too cruel to point out that Obama probably looks better without a shirt than she does?
I think we'll need side-by-side topless photos to be sure.
She added that she will “do anything I can” to score a win for the GOP in 2012.
And just like that, bukkake-based political campaigning was born.
Hey corporations! Your protected political speech is assured! How about some unlimited anonymous money shots, all over Sarah's tits!
Bukkake based political campaigning…isn't that also known as smear campaigning?
Obama, she said, has “done little to nothing with his administration.”
I thought the official Republican talking point was that Obama was doing TOO MUCH.
What, she can't just learn to sort-of dance?
I suspect the only kind of dancing she's qualified for involves laps.
Not unlike Bristol.
You're lucky this isn't Facebook or Willow would have some choice words for you!
Target parking lot. Also.
I am still wondering how a rich chick from Arizona gets to sound like a caricature of a valley girl. And shouldn't she be following in the family tradition and joining the Navy by now?
Naw, the McCain female tradition is to lust after half-naked sailors and Gyrenes, not actually SERVE In the military.
She wants to go into politics not the Navy. So she'll crash five or six political campaigns to keep to family tradition.
Because every rich girl in the desert West sounds like a Valley Girl. Hell, rich girls here in Michigan sound like Valley Girls. California does not realize the hell it's media has wrought across the American landscape.
Incidentally: Negropolis — is that a Greek name?
She has thunder thighs.
Those are ass-kickin' thighs.
Needs moar foot tattoos.
Political strategy? I wouldn't trust her to run a fryolator at an Arby's. That bachelor's degree in art history sure pays for itself, doesn't it?
a shill with a name and boobs ("a platform") can always find cream to skim.
Lick, lick, little kitty.
That portrait of her is New Jersey classy, y'all. That sucker'll be hanging in The Met in no time. The Mona Lisa aint' got shit on Megs. Suck it Da Vinci.
Just cause she stayed in a bunch of Holiday Inns doesn't make her a strategerizer.
Based on her stunning performance handicapping the midterm elections, I'd guess she'd be qualified to, well, hmm. Blog some more about being John McCain's daughter?
I just can't get the new republican meme straight, one day Obamer is ruining the country by "radically changing our values" the next day he "ain't doing shit".
Maybe because Obama's black and white.
She added that she will “do anything I can” to score a win for the GOP in 2012.
These pants ain't gonna unzip themselves, hun.
"Roll over and get ready to start biting that pillow, Megs!"
Baby take your teeth out, there aint nothin' left to talk about.
Somehow Meghan imagines that being kicked off her daddy's campaign is some sort of valuable experience that'll help the party that's opposed to gay rights — the one cause she seems at all passionate about — win elections. If that's not the dumbest thing I ever — oh. Oh. Ha ha. I get it. Shutting up now.
Face it, she just said "ass" to get back on teh Wonkette.
Fame whore.
She could do it the old fashioned way, pose for Playboy. They might not be willing to cough up the traditional $1,000,000 naked celebrity fee, since the many, many hours spent photoshopping that hot mess into presentability will certainly be very expensive for them, but it could net something for the RNC.
No, at her socio-economic level, the old fashioned route for her to take is to marry well then dabble in politics using her inheritance and her husband's money.
Now that's the first likely scenario I've seen. Megs wouldn't even have to marry–just get Mom to bankroll a Dirty, Sexy, Righty Huffpo. Although I don't think the McCain women have the strength of character to go completely rogue on the Old Man–look at Cindy's brave and principled walk-back on DADT.
I won't believe she's truly committed to the cause until goes all-in and starts flatbacking. When she moves to Nevada and starts working at the Bunny Ranch, then I'll believe.
Maybe not that many hours. I believe they are old hands at photoshopping hot messes.
hmmm. well. i'm sure meggos has all of the skills and experience she'll need to be a High Level Operative in a presidential campaign:
extensive knowledge of and established relationships in iowa/new hampshire
a mastery of the caucus system
deep roots in the traditional gop donor network
the ability to craft a national message while also targeting specific diverse(well, not diverse) gop voter blocs in different regions
the financial discipline and media market savvy to maximize ad buy money
a nate silverish ability to put together a comprehensive electoral map game plan
some semblance of a work ethic
hahahahahahhahaha i'm crying.
I have a feeling the only way I could spend more than 30 seconds with Megs McCain is if she was practicing "mastering her caucus skills" on mine.
Yes, more of this PLEASE: http://tinyurl.com/29jmu2f
OK, I'll give ya $70 for a bromsky, and you can even talk about politics all you want while ya do it.
What on earth would she have to offer a campaign? Ways to conceal the residual odor from queefs?
Don't Touch My Hunk
Welcome to America 2010. Where Mega-titty is now a "strategist",. Snooki is a celebrity, Sharron Angle is a senate candidate, and the tweeting twat from Alaska is presidential timber. God are we fucked.
I would offer Meghan a position handling strabeejery for me. I can offer her three hots & a cot (well, futon; unless she wants to share a bed). Prolly the best deal she can get. & it's not like she needs for money, anyway.
Would you like to read what she said about his butt, or would you rather kill yourself?
A slow agonizing death is better than reading another word from that stupid trollop.
I'm dead.
So where are these pics of her tits. I mean. I'm already on record saying I'd Hit It. I don't care what any of you guys say.
Who the heck has a semi-professional portrait of themselves, with their laptop, while sitting on a bed? All that's missing is a black servant holding a large bouquet of flowers.
WILLOW, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
Megs is one classy broad, I tells you. One classy broad, indeed. Classin' up her rented suite at Las Vegas' Circus Circus Hotel & Casino, and all. Bless her heart.
Wait, so who is she supposed to be, now? The poor man's Lee Atwater or some shit?
If only her daddy and that boobcicle were in charge! She has the self-esteem and attitude of Snooki and just as much gravitas in the political arena.
Please please please please go on Dancing with the Stars.
Brisket rocked the bear costume, maybe Megs can do the same in a horse get-up?
Campaign strategists are supposed to be tough, so why did you block me on Twitter when I pointed out that instead of concern-trolling gay Democrats on DADT, you could have gotten it passed by merely putting a pillow over Daddy's face until Jan Brewer appoints Cindy to replace him.
The funny is strong in this one.
'Stratagem' is 'megatarts' spelled backwards.
Does she think GOP stands for Grab Our sweaterPuppies?
I believe that's wrong. My understanding is that it stands for "Grope Our Penises".
As a Republican political strategist, it's never too early to hit the lesbian bondage club.
So, when a "news organization" calls you a "strategist," is there some sort of double-negative rule at play?
If she got down on all fours got tied up and spanked till pink I might consider possibly thinking about voting Republican? NO? Oh well Obama it is. Obama has done nothing really? Sheesh.
I still wonder what a McCain administration would look like and how long it would be before he had his first massive stroke from the job stress and Palin jogging his elbow for room in front of the camera.
Megs, you could get a leg over in "show biz" if you changed your name to "Sharona Arizona." This is more likely than you electing anybody dogcatcher. Pray on it.
A Bristol / Meggers all naked dry hump pictorical to benefit the New Right Wing World Order?
A "teen activist" and a "strategist" rubbing muffins for the Repugs? Me and Clarence Thomas are there!
A blond and a brunette bumping tacos? I'm down.
You mean muffin-tops?
Somehow, I now have a picture of a Megz Mc Cabez-Bristol Palin girl-girl shoot resembling Tesco Vee's description of bull-dykes: looking like two poster-children fighting under a parachute. & it's still kind of hot.
Too bad she inherited her father's sense of entitlement and lack of skills or sense.
If Meghan McCain actually gets a paying job, that means the recession is really, truly, officially over and we all win.
Screw strategist. How about Palin-(Meghan) McCain for 2012? All they have to do is kiss at the GOP Convention. After that, stick a fork in Obama.
Worked out well for Al and Tipper, right?
Mekeg McKeg has absolutely zero knowledge and experience and insight into government and politics–none. She is a moron, an idiot, a poseur, and she is completely inept, inexperienced, juvenile, childish, immature and unprofessional. She basically, simply, needs to just shut the heck up and go away. She is a moron.
As long as they slow down, and get it right.
The cachet of being John McCain's daughter, wrt today's GOP, is immeasurable. Even with an electron microscope.
Meghan McCain has too many questions about the 9/11 Scam
Dumb ass Repuglicans…that can't seem to make up their mind. We have to vote no on everything because Obama is taking this country down the road to godless Nazi communism…no wait – Obama hasn't done a damn thing and we have to keep voting no on everything so he can't do anything….but wait, Obama is banging your sister and Meghan McCain and then he's finishing with a rail across St. Sarah's chops…whoops (did I say that out loud)…damn internet fantasies anyway…
Okay sweetie. A job for a "job" — if you get my drift.
Oh yeah. Let the Meggins run the next GOPer's campaign. Michal Steele could help.
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