John F. Kennedy was assassinated forty-seven years ago today. Where were you when you read The Warren Report , and then laughed? We will probably never know if H. L. Hunt hired Blackwater to shoot JFK in the head, but most people reject the Oswald conspiracy theories and have accepted that President Handsomepants' violent murder was just another routine CIA hit job. Sarah Palin says that John Kennedy betrayed his religion, so maybe Jesus was the guy with the gun at the Grassy Knoll? We simply do not know. Many equate JFK's assassination with the End of America's Innocence. Apparently everyone still had a super clean conscience in 1963, even after we dropped all those atomic bombs. [ Voice of America / The Atlantic ]
Two Israeli soldiers who used a nine-year-old Palestinian boy as a human shield during the 2009 Gaza Massacre will not be sent to prison, even though they are war criminals. Instead, these two soldiers will be demoted, from White Phosphorous Lieutenants to Bulldozer Cadets. Bummer! [ Guardian ]
Jim DeMint is hosting all sorts of bake sales, which will raise money for Joe Miller's futile and pathetic attempt to steal Lisa Murkowski's senate seat. [ McClatchy ]
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&quot;I though the punchline would be, &quot;She&#039;s now my <strike>wife</strike> widow.&quot; Fixed.
Seriously...I would have blown my brains out a long time ago. I don&#039;t know how the dude she married managed to last this long (another friend from highschool).
BTW - You folks probably don&#039;t remember this, but from a comment a long time ago about a friend of mine who is a birther, while at the same time belonged to a Big Foot &quot;study&quot; society...this is the same dude. Must be unending larfs at that house.
I hope I didn&#039;t seem flip with my comment. I just had this image of three young people riding through the rain, dealing with the trauma of an abortion, all the while a Simon and Garfunkle style sound track playing in the background, inter-spaced with news about the Kennedy assassination. (I tend to think of things visually - like a movie).
I hope everything worked out.