Haha, that whole audience of people who didn’t have to shoot or be shot by Iraqi insurgents for years on end thinks this is a very funny joke! But, of course, the thing is that Bush did have an exit strategy when he tried to leave that event in China. The strategy just didn’t work. It was when he decided to invade and take over a very large country on the other side of the world that he didn’t have an exit strategy. But that’s mere quibbling when you’re too stupid to experience regret. [YouTube]
HERE'S A VIDEO OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO CAN ALL DIE
November 22, 2010
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I'd love to have a drink with him, provided the drink involves strychnine and a double-suicide pact, which I then renege on at the last second. But of course for him it will be too late.
And after he drinks that special drink you've prepared for him, but before he loses consciousness, I'd just like to punch him just once, really, really hard in the throat, so his last thoughts, his last feelings on this earth are something along the lines of "OH Christ! Fuck That hurts! Can't breathe."
After he sinks to his knees but before he stops croaking that choking sound, make sure to remind him that freedom is messy.
I'd think a thorough groin stomping would be more gratifying. Then again, he's both a Republican and the guy who let Cheney run the country for at least 6 years (Dick wanted no part of being a lame duck building a "legacy"), so he'd probably like it.
Sorry, your revenge fantasy will not work because as he's tipping the cup to his moutn, one of his dad's friends would grab it from him, drink it and fall over dead, and then Dubya'd do that hideous cackle of his. Because he will be eternally shielded from the consequences of his actions.
I'm still praying a freedom pretzel finally takes him down. Hopefully his drinking has increased to the point where this is again a possibility. C'mon, snacks, do the work that the Hague won't do!
Not having seen the Fox & Friends wrap-around, I'm assuming they thought it was funny because, HA HA, that dumb Obama can't find an exit strategy either.
Wrap-around = reach-around = Mission Accomplished.
The Tonight Show's ratings now are lower than when Conan hosted.
Sweet, sweet revenge. I was one of the rare (uncool) people in my peer group that used to watch Jay pretty regularly, but after the stunt with Conan (and being too young to remember what happened between him and Dave), I vowed to never watch the man on anything, again, and I don't miss it ever.
He was a weasal with Letterman, a weasal with Conan, and a guy who is painfully aware that other comics think he's about as talented as Bush is bright. He'll be doing the Tonight Show until they pry it from his clutches.
And also a scab.
I try to tune in for Headlines. Because I love America.
Bush is the definition of a man who should be sharing a jail cell with the rat-gnawed bones of Hermann Goering, not on teevee shooting the shit with some unfunny big chinned loser.
When is Bush scheduled for a trip to London?
His fetus jar sibling would have been a better President.
I'm sure that jar is in a special place of honor to this day. So it's still not too late for her…
Are we sure that W isn't really FJ Bush? It would explain a lot.
Sorry, W, but when you fuck things up as badly as you did, you don't get to laugh about anything anymore.
Think about it. Everyone you know. If any of them fucked up this badly, wouldn't they feel like shit for the rest of their lives? Wouldn't you be worried they'd kill themselves or something like that? But this asshole? Hahaha! He can still laugh after doing all that shit. Absolutely inhuman.
He's an admitted war criminal. All you have to do is put the cuffs on him, Eric Holder, and whisk him off to The Hague in some rent-a-jet wearing an astronaut diaper. What's the delay? What's the fucking plan? I've been hearing that bullshit about a plan since we took the House in 2006. Well?
With apologies to Ian Hunter & Mick Ronson, "You're Never Contrite When You're Sociopathic."
Is there an American equivalent to Monster Island, because if so, maybe we could trick Curious George into getting stranded there. You know, tell him the island is filled with oil or some shit.
Alaska?
I don't know if oil would do it. WMDs – that's the ticket.
Jay's retarded. Retard family reunion.
Your move, Sarah.
Bush and Leno. The mere thought is nausea inducing.
Of course, it's easier to laugh about Iraq and 9/11 if you weren't killed by Bush's monumental ineptitude.
Wow, this reminds me of the time Emperor Hirohito went on Ed Sullivan and said, "Man we really bombed in World War II. Get it? Bombed! I mean, our country went up in smoke. I mean down in flames. I mean we just got creamed, or, cremated, if you will. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. All the people that got killed because of me? They won't be here, though."
I never knew that effete idiot upper class twits that held hands with Arabian royalty were good old boys. One learns something new everyday on this site.
Worst Jay-Walking Segment Ever. Really, where does he find these morons?
Barbara on Palin
Oh, Snap!
Laugh all you want, the guy has about an order of magnitude more gravitas than our next President Sarah….
Making jokes about your own ineptitude is funny if you are a comedian. If you are an ex-president, it just makes us wonder how we survived at all.
One drove America into the ground, one drove NBC into the ground; both are smirking morons with a unearned high opinions of themselves; both took office through underhanded, shady means; neither one is funny.
Oh, W, I miss that lovable scamp!
Hey mother fuckerer, not as hilarious as when you choked on a cracker and smashed your face.
It turns out that Cheney sold W on the invasion of Iraq claiming that Saddam went to Columbia, and that this would be the biggest college prank ever.
Rich white upper class starts wars and gets laughs on teevee.
Poor black working class sells drugs and gets 20 years in prison.
Middle class black wins Presidency.
Entire nation goes berserk.
If he ever does "A man walks into a talent agency and says 'have I got a political satire act for you!'", recounts his eight years, finishes with "and the agent drops his pen and goes 'my god, what do you call that act?' and the man says, "THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!'"
THEN AND ONLY THEN will I laugh.
Media frenzy over Bush's "Decision Points" memoir may force Obama's hand – http://bit.ly/hwQ7NN
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