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RAISONS D'ETRE

November 19, 2010

Hey Hey! Democrats Now Actually Going To Try To Pass Stuff!

by Jack Stuef  

watIn the past week or two, we have brought you some exciting, fun stories about how Democrats were probably going to cave on the Bush tax cuts and probably going to cave on repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” But somehow it has finally started to get through to Democrats that, despite what the Republicans do, passing laws is the point of their job, so they’re going to give it their all in these final weeks of the year to try to actually pass these things the way they want them passed. And who is the senator with backbone leading the charge on one of these important pieces of legislation? Joe Lieberman. WHAT IS HAPPENING? THIS DOESN’T SOUND LIKE OUR CONGRESS.

Reid said he would hold multiple votes on extending just the middle-class tax cuts, a hard-ball political tactic not often used in lame-duck sessions, which lawmakers have traditionally struck compromises to mop up unfinished business.

“As you know, my friend Senator McConnell (R-Ky.) has offered legislation to extend them all, costing $4 trillion,” Reid said Thursday afternoon. “If he wants a vote on that, I’ll be happy to help arrange that. But he should also help arrange a vote on 250, period.

“We want to give Republicans an opportunity to vote on McConnell’s legislation and we want opportunity and maybe plural to vote once, twice, whatever it takes to show the American people we support the middle class,” Reid said.

“Motherfuckers,” Reid continued. Yes, perhaps this is not the ballsiest move in the history of Congress. But it’s odd to see Reid’s name and “hard-ball political tactic” in the same sentence when we’re actually talking about governance and not running for office. This whole “actually forcing a vote on this even if we’re scared like always” thing is very new. It’s like coming back home for the holidays when you’re 30 and suddenly hearing your mom use swear words in every other sentence.

On Thursday, in a show of resolve, 13 Democratic senators led by Mr. Lieberman held a news conference to proclaim that they had secured the needed votes, including crucial support from Republicans, provided that Mr. Reid did not overly restrict the length of debate or the number of amendments to be proposed. [...]

“The movement to end the injustice of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ is alive and well and we are going to keep fighting — in the spirit of the American military — until we get the job done,” he said. “And we will get the job done.” He conceded, however, that he had made no progress in persuading Mr. McCain, a close friend of his, to withdraw his opposition.

Lieberman? Joe Lieberman? And now, it turns out, by actually bringing this bill to a vote, they’ve forced Lisa Murkowski to say she will not vote against the defense authorization.

They’d better hurry up and pass this stuff, because by the looks of everyone, with their suit pants on their torsos and their suit jackets covering their legs, it’s merely “Opposite Day” in Congress. [The Hill/NYT]

{ 141 comments }

Beowoof November 19, 2010 at 11:38 am

Here is hoping they pass a kidney stone.

OneDollarJuana November 19, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Harry Reid is using a hard ball tactic because he did pass a kidney stone, but it got lodged in his scrotum.

Clancy_Pants November 19, 2010 at 11:41 am

Bizzaro Joe Lieberman?

Pop_Socket November 19, 2010 at 11:43 am

Drama Queen Joe Lieberman. He gets to be a hero before his one vote majority expires in January.

Lascauxcaveman November 19, 2010 at 11:52 am

This reeks of Joe Lieberman trying to remain relevant in his home state of CT. You know, the saps who determine whether or not he stays in office.

tick-tick-tick…

SorosBot November 19, 2010 at 12:08 pm

Bizzaro Joe am caring about policy and justice, and am not caring about Joe ego. Also am not liking blowing up people.

natoslug November 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm

I keep hoping Lieberman will go visit McCain, and someone will mistake him for a K9 war hero.

Kidneys4Sale November 19, 2010 at 1:11 pm

It's a trap.

OhNoGuy November 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Joe has obviously had a stroke and forgot he joined Likud.

SayItWithWookies November 19, 2010 at 11:43 am

This just goes to show how our Congress will always do the right thing — once they're left with absolutely no other option.

4TheTurnstiles November 19, 2010 at 11:43 am

Look, Joe Lieberman found another way to be the center of attention! Joe-mentum everyone!

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Hee. I still use 'Joe-Mentum' to annoy my friends. Works every time.

dr_giraud November 21, 2010 at 11:00 pm

Ol' Vinegar Joe has people to read the news, and they told him that his chances of gettin' reelected in 2012 were lookin' mighty poorly, and suggested he might want to knock off the human dildo shtick for a while.

StillGoinGreen November 19, 2010 at 11:46 am

Joe Lieberman must have been able to finagle something into the bill that benefits Joe Lieberman.

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm

…and only Joe–certainly not those of us who live in CT, since it's not about representing us.

Chet Kincaid November 19, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Israel Statehood? That seems to be his #1 issue.

Texan_Bulldog November 19, 2010 at 11:46 am

Sounds like Joe the Lieberman figured out everyone in CT hates his guts. All his opponent has to do is replay him hammering Barry at the 08 Republican Convention & show pictures of him & Walnuts holding hands all the damn time.

As for the Dems getting shit done: I'll believe it when I see it (or the lamestream media tells me they did).

Not_So_Much November 19, 2010 at 11:53 am

Been a lot of talk that CT is going to kick Mumbly Joe to the curb. Clearly, he's heard and is going to dash around pretending to be relevant. The turd sandwich is just politically resilient enough to avoid any blame when it all crumbles. What a tool…

V572625694 November 19, 2010 at 12:04 pm

When his friends bosses in Greenwich start showering him with campaign contributions bribes, the political landscape will begin to look favorable for another term.

Then again if he quits, he gets to keep the moniez. So he'll probably play it out until the last minute, in keeping w/his drama-queen tendancies, and then pull a Palin.

PocketsTheClown November 19, 2010 at 12:35 pm

See, now that kinda talk is what makes me drink in fhe morning.

sarjo November 19, 2010 at 1:14 pm

Ya know what kind of talk makes me drink in the morning? I'll tell ya: "Hello," "How's it goin'," "Nice day!"

Manhattan123 November 19, 2010 at 12:01 pm

The only reason Lieberman got elected last time around (when he ran as an Independent after losing the Dem primary) was that the GOP deliberately fielded a weak candidate so that the Republicans in CT would vote for useful idiot, 'ol Joe. (Not to mention, the Dem candidate didn't exactly set the house on fire). Next time around, the GOP state chairman has already said they are not going to do that again and will field a legit candidate. Joe is already dead to the Democrats in CT, so if the GOP nominates a halfway sane candidate, he's toast.

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 12:19 pm

The lone repug I worked with at the crazy ass but cool job-place-thingie was very excited to announce that he and his young rethuglican friends were all voting for cloven-hoof Liebershnitzel in that election. You remember it well, my Wonkette friend (I'm sorry, may I call you that? After all, your avatar is one of my favorite nectars). :-)

He's dead and he knows it. So now this last attempt at regaining some of his shredded "dignity". (rolls eyes)

DustBowlBlues November 19, 2010 at 1:12 pm

Thanks for clarifying that. For a split second I thought it might be to make up for the guilt foisting Bible Spice on an unsuspecting nation.

Texan_Bulldog November 19, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Maybe the GOP will nominate Linda McMahon…I hear she has some time on her hands now. (And it would be actually quite funny if her crazy, lame ass beat Joe.)

GOPCrusher November 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm

If he even gets through another primary challenge.

jaytingle November 20, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Lamont might not have set the house on fire, but he managed to beat shithead at the convention and in the primary. Also, national republicans, including Pres, Bush refused to endorse the republican candidate. Add to that, the Clintons would not support Lamont in the general. The national news media and Washington politicians ganged up on CT and, who knows, DADT may go down as an indirect result. Which Obama promised anyway.

neiltheblaze November 19, 2010 at 11:47 am

At least Dems only have to use their newly discovered balls for two months or so, and then after the Repukes take over the House, they can get back to caving-in like they're accustomed to doing.

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 12:20 pm

"Hmmm, what's that in my Depends? Hey look! Who put those there??"

DustBowlBlues November 19, 2010 at 1:22 pm

It's like when my husband and I start fighting after a brief period of calm. It sucks but still, it feels like a comfortable groove.

LionHeartSoyDog November 19, 2010 at 11:47 am

JoLie:
Nice hat, t-wat.

SecretMuslin November 19, 2010 at 11:48 am

I refuse to believe that Joe Lieberman is acting in any way that is not 100% in his own egoliscious self-interest.

Lazy Media November 19, 2010 at 11:50 am

Once again, that ineffectual weakling Obama is seeing his agenda passed by Congress. What kind of socialist strong man is he, anyway, needing "votes" to get things done?

HateMachine November 19, 2010 at 11:51 am

"WHAT IS HAPPENING? THIS DOESN’T SOUND LIKE OUR CONGRESS."

Invasion of the Congress Snatchers

HistoriCat November 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm

I'm scared – someone please hold me.

SorosBot November 19, 2010 at 11:51 am

So Reid's finally realized the Republicans are not negotiating in good faith and "bipartisanship" with this current crew is pure fantasy. Took long enough.

SecretMuslin November 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Hopefully this means that Obama will get the same message and stop trying for the bipartisan reach-around.

SorosBot November 19, 2010 at 12:30 pm

It would be nice; hopefully they'll also learn the the conservative mainstream Washington media does not actually reflect America.

Beowoof November 19, 2010 at 1:11 pm

I tend to think Obama is not in the position where could give a reach around.

neiltheblaze November 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Slow learners, aren't they.

CapeClod November 19, 2010 at 11:52 am

Wait a minute. What?

PsycWench November 19, 2010 at 11:53 am

Never underestimate the power of people with nothing else to lose.

slappypaddy November 19, 2010 at 12:13 pm

closely related to cornered-rat syndrome.

mendacitymaven November 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm

My bad, I meant to give you a thumbs up.
Long time lurker … first time commenting!

4TheTurnstiles November 19, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Was that Lenin, Trotsky, or Mao?

V572625694 November 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm

John Keegan

DustBowlBlues November 19, 2010 at 1:01 pm

I thought that maybe Blanche Lincoln, having lost her Arkansas seat, would step up and be a Democrat for a few weeks, just to have the experience. You know, like finally getting onto the roller coaster and throwing up your hands near the top. After all, as PsycWench says, Blanche has nothing to lose, so why not go out big?

Then I realized, nah, she won't want to mess up her cred for whatever dickwad corporate pac lobbyist spot she's got her eye on.

Bitch.

GunTotingProgressive November 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Socialism is just another word for nothing left to lose…

Barrelhse November 19, 2010 at 2:26 pm

At my house, we're getting close to the power. I'm disabled from lung cancer (non-smoker,in case you wondered, asshole) and my wife's unemployment is about to run out. (Laid-off teacher). We won't have enough for rent, let alone the household bills.
A huge FUCK YOU to Any and All who voted Republican. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Oh, and eat shit. And have a big glass of pus. Did i mention Fuck You?

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm

No snark Barrelhse–I send good thoughts and wishes your way.

And I agree with you completely re: those voting republican. Fuck You with a cherry (bomb) on top for all the assclowns voting against their best interests, too willfully ignorant to understand what they're doing to themselves, the country, the entire fucking world.

I truly hope things improve for you and your wife.

Barrelhse November 19, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Thank you.

SudsMcKenzie November 19, 2010 at 11:54 am

Someone spiked the Dem Senate Kool-Aid with some Cialis?

Fare la Volpe November 19, 2010 at 12:08 pm

I thought those bathtubs they dragged in were a little suspicious…

DashboardBuddha November 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm

I just had a horrifying image of Liberman and Boehnor holding hands while sitting in separate tubs.

Fare la Volpe November 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm

House Dems didn't get the good stuff like the Senate Dems did: Steny just passed around a used Posti-Vac.

DashboardBuddha November 19, 2010 at 12:32 pm

I looked up "Posti-Vac". Wish I hadn't.

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 3:13 pm

EYE BLEACH EYE BLEACH EYE BLEACH

DashboardBuddha November 19, 2010 at 3:17 pm

bleach won't work…we'll need the cleansing goodness of flame for this one.

Not_So_Much November 19, 2010 at 11:54 am

Droopy said yesterday that the way to get the DADT bill passed was to make sure his Republican overlords had plenty of time to debate it on the floor. Can you imagine the toxic river of shit that's going to stream out of their collective cake-holes? I need tequila — stat.

metamarcisf November 19, 2010 at 12:07 pm

"My advice: start drinking heavily."

"Better listen to him, Flounder, he's pre-med."

widestanceroman November 19, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Yes, the GOP will need some time for James O' K to put together a grainy "secret" tape of shower rapes in barracks somewhere that will clearly be a poorly edited Frankenstein of a thing made from downloaded porn. The fraud of it all will be obvious and discussed, but DADT will remain because OMG LOOK WHAT THOSE MEN ARE DOING! The dome will rattle off the Capitol due to the force of dozens of sphincters seizing up in horror.

Not_So_Much November 19, 2010 at 12:13 pm

If someone were to produce a copy of O'Keefe in a video showing him as the pivot man for a big, gay gang-bang, I really think it would by far be his best, most believable work to date.

widestanceroman November 19, 2010 at 12:26 pm

And most tasteful.

slappypaddy November 19, 2010 at 12:19 pm

i'm sure they can hire the necessary "actors" and spew out something fraudulent. there are plenty of unemployed needing any kind of work they can find.

that or they can get the guards from abu grahib to act naturally.

neiltheblaze November 19, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Or some crotch grabbing TSA employees.

metamarcisf November 19, 2010 at 11:55 am

The only thing happening here is Lieberman "positioning" himself to run for the senate as a democrunt again in 2012.

slithytovesss November 19, 2010 at 11:58 am

"It’s like coming back home for the holidays when you’re 30 and suddenly hearing your mom use swear words in every other sentence."

Yeah, that was cool, too.

prommie November 19, 2010 at 11:59 am

Is there an "invade Iran" provision in the Bill? That would get Joe on board with anything.

V572625694 November 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Let's see:

Q: What kind of aircraft get used/shot down/replaced the most in Afghanistan and the Iraq, and soon Iran?
A: Helicopters
Q: Who makes a lot of them, and parts for them?
A: United Techmologies/Pratt & Whitney
Q: Where is this fine company headquartered?
A: http://goo.gl/maps/9rWm
Q: Has United Techmologies contributed any money to the Lieberman campaign?
A: Ha ha, http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/summary.ph...

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm

Ah yes, my state–where some people (olds, republicans, morons–oops redundant) still think manufacturing is going to return/stick around forever & ever & ever. I think the corporate clowns in these companies (don't forget Sikorsky) and their employees make up the bulk of republicans in CT. Even more so then the Wall Street crooks 'down county'.

I've worked manufacturing, and I understand the hardship of having to learn a new skill or realizing you are easily-very easily-replaced for pennies on the other side of the globe. But we nearly all are no matter our profession at this point and we should be cognizant of that. How anyone thinks that the answer lies in the hard hearted, I-got-mine mentality of the republican ethos is beyond me.

I should stop the serious here. Yikes.

trucknutz also

widestanceroman November 19, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Brilliant. We'll invade Iran with the first all-gay militia to focus group their combat readiness, which will provide us humiliation to the Iranian regime. Of course, we'll way underfund it so it ends in 100% casualty rate, thus killing both all gays and all possibility of allowing gays in the military ever again.

el_donaldo November 19, 2010 at 11:59 am

It looks like he's trying to explain the Shaker Weight meme to his colleagues.

ph7 November 19, 2010 at 11:59 am

He's such a vote tease. Still, the entire caucus will get hot and bothered, only to end up blue-balled again.

Chet Kincaid November 19, 2010 at 12:31 pm

Never speak of Lieberman and Coitus again.

mrblifil November 19, 2010 at 11:59 am

I know it sounds crazy, but Lieberman may be participating in an effort that seems useful to humanity perhaps because he is also responsible for the TSA in his role of co-Chair of the Senate Homeland Security Committee. Oh yeah, and FEMA and the Katrina response in general, and he never saw fit to hold any kind of inquiry regarding cops shooting people and burning them, etc.

Shorter mrblifil: fuck Joe Lieberman with a tobasco-coated soup spoon.

CapeClod November 19, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Is this one of those stories like "Mars will appear as big as the Moon tonight!"?

slappypaddy November 19, 2010 at 12:25 pm

my teabagging relatives fall for that one every time it comes around. they have the memory spans of sneezes and the reasoning abilities of stains. and they vote.

CapeClod November 19, 2010 at 1:09 pm

I was looking for my weekly excuse to begin drinking early on Friday. You've just given it to me. Much appreciated.

DustBowlBlues November 19, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Years ago, I was at the county courthouse (shit, almost named my county) parking lot, giving out some Kerry signs to a friend. It was a Saturday, when the polling was open for early voting.

I saw a couple going into the courthouse and asked Betty is she had a gun. "No. Why?"

me–"Because that's the Baptist preacher and his wife going into vote. " Haha. Joke about shooting a Baptist. Betty laughed.

WhatTheHeck November 19, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Joe is making a stand here. He doesn’t want to be associated with the TeaBaggers. They are too weird, even for him. Creepy, Huh?

weejee November 19, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Has Joe caught the ghey?

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Not with that hat.

HistoriCat November 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Dunno but he does like to hang out with Lindsey Graham.

sarjo November 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm

No, the ghey ran too fast. Next time, he and Lindsey will team up and corner the ghey.

V572625694 November 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Don't ask Sal Giunta — he got the Medal of Honor and hardly killed any, the damn sissy.

freakishlywrong November 19, 2010 at 12:04 pm

So is Joe donating one of his balls to Harry so Obamar will have two?

Radiotherapy November 19, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Enough of this "As you know, my friend Senator McConnell" shit. Reid should be all like, "I beat crazy-ass bitches back in the desert tougher than you."

DustBowlBlues November 19, 2010 at 1:25 pm

I hate you for even saying that, because you conjure such a beautiful fantasy for a moment then reality comes back and dashes my dreams.

I repeat: Fuck you, Radio.

MinAgain November 19, 2010 at 12:05 pm

I'd think it was a Mirror Universe episode of "Star Trek", only Nancy Pelosi isn't wearing a midriff top or a knife strapped to her thigh.

Swampgas_Man November 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm

She'd look damn good w/ a goatee.

HurricaneAli November 19, 2010 at 12:28 pm

I thought you were going to say, "only Nancy Pelosi doesn't have a goatee."

Manchurian Candidate, where are you?!

LeAlbatross November 19, 2010 at 1:19 pm

Well. So much for sleeping ever again.

"He was found muttering 'she was in a midriff top…I only like her politically…' over and over and weeping…"

vulpes82 November 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm

But you know she has a pleather catsuit like the Intendant's hanging in her closet. /nerd

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Good timing Dems! SO PROUD!!!

(ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Fare la Volpe November 19, 2010 at 12:06 pm

You say that like Lieberman won't try to caucus with the Repubs next January, because "that's what the American People want." I admire your idealism, but c'mon.

horsedreamer_1 November 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm

It's going to sound strange, but Gore elevating Liebermann in 2000 is not so much better than Mc Cain choosing Palin.

Clancy_Pants November 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm

You think he'd actually be so transparent as to try to befriend Christine O'Donnell's army? To cave to populism over Democratic ideals? To do anything to get back in the limelight?…

Damn.. You're right.

kenlayisalive November 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Oh, they're not pathetic weaklings, they're procrastinators!

Whew…. 'cause for a minute there, I thought I had voted for spineless, chickenshit, sniveling, weaklings.

SayItWithWookies November 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm

It's a complicated formula involving dead muslims plus tax cuts divided by the literacy rate. And if we're just a little bit more stupid, dead and/or miserable we get rewarded with DADT repeal.

Fare la Volpe November 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm

The Republicans sent you a mediocre hooker this month, eh Joey?

DashboardBuddha November 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm

Sorry boys…too little, too late.

Radiotherapy November 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm

I'm all for this new strong, wide stance, as long as they don't go overboard and use the awesome power of "the censure."

V572625694 November 19, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Or subpoenas to investigate the Chimpy Administration's war crimes.

Man I'd like to see Wolfowitz in the witness box. J'accuse!

user-of-owls November 19, 2010 at 12:17 pm

I'm looking at that picture and I'm thinking, "What's up with two 'explosive diarrhea' posts in a row?"

V572625694 November 19, 2010 at 12:49 pm

The next one will be "projectile defecation."

donner_froh November 19, 2010 at 12:19 pm

"Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has adopted a hardball strategy for dealing with Republicans on the expiring Bush-era tax cuts."

Harry Reid continues to be the softest ball on Capitol Hill.

user-of-owls November 19, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Silly Jack. They're not actually going to pass anything. That's just the narrative.

OC_Surf_Serf November 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Yo, Dems:

1. You vote for shit WE want during actual congressional session.
2. You win National Election.

Repeat.

Fuck, you guys can't dance worth a Bristol.

bagofmice November 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Probably not the best analogy, as she gets votes in spite of her talent.

Swampgas_Man November 19, 2010 at 12:22 pm

So the senate will demand tax breaks for millionaires, but not a word about extending Unemployment Comp at Christmastime?

kenlayisalive November 19, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Yep. Ah…it's the smell of Tea Party Brand Freedom on-a-stick, my good man.

user-of-owls November 19, 2010 at 12:24 pm

Hey, Hey;
Joe, Joe;
How many Muslims,
got to go?

DustBowlBlues November 19, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Thanks for the touching flashback to my youthful days in the SDS.

user-of-owls November 19, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Droopyhead

MistaEko November 19, 2010 at 12:28 pm

And right after that, Reid looked around the room and said "Don't go away folks, because afterwards we're going to come back and start brainstorming some talking points for the 2010 midterms!"

elviouslyqueer November 19, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Hooray! The Democrats (and Jumpin' Jehosaphat Lieberman!) have finally managed to dig their Big Girl Spanx out of their asscrack. Now if they can just get Lindsey Graham to lend them a pair of 5-inch spiked heels that they can plant in McConnell's eyesockets, maybe they can actually get some shit passed.

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Can I watch that somewhere–will it be on The CSpan?

mereoblivion November 19, 2010 at 12:37 pm

A Democrat can invoke "the spirit of the American military" only after he has killed at least one Republican.

doxastic November 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm

Joe's finally realized that the GOP has gone full retard and even pro-corporate CT Dems find him lacking integrity. Now he gets to do the Sunday rounds and be called important! and serious! which he fucking loves. I at least appreciate Vinegar Joe's transparency. In the face of total DC insanity, he consistently acts on his own interest (that interest = attention, and how to get it).

DahBoner November 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Sure, Joe Lieberman is a highly regarded!

For introducing a stream of liquid into the body for hygienic reasons.

DustBowlBlues November 19, 2010 at 1:14 pm

That, and fucking up foreign affairs and going to war constantly, in the Leiberman/Wolfawitz bizarre theory that they're making up for the Holocaust.

Chet Kincaid November 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Israel is as American as apple pie. To keep an even 50, let's give that traitorous chain of Hawaiian islands to Japan, right after we prove there's no birf certificate. We'll just keep a small embassy there, to help process Samoans into the NFL.

GOPCrusher November 19, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Troy Polomalu's hair approves of this message.

StillGoinGreen November 19, 2010 at 11:46 pm

I hope someday that there is a Wonkette alumni party that will be held in Somewhere America – so that I will know the man/woman who claims the benevolence of the great Bill Cosby, but possesses the left wing ideology to maintain my attention throughout an entire martini! I can only hope!

BTW: How do you do the whole "follow: thing? I would like to "follow" several of you fuckers, but my marijuana laced fingers can't seem to figure out how to play this "follow" game.

Chet Kincaid November 20, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Roll over the picture of the person you're trying to follow. Underneath the picture, you should see "+Follow" reversed out of green. Click, and they'll bill you later.

And that's Mr. Chet Kincaid to you!

genxr November 19, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Abolish DADT? Hell, no! If anything, DADT needs to be expanded and applied to straight people also. If you serve in the military, you cannot be openly involved in any sexual relationship. It might damage unit cohesion.

Fare la Volpe November 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Not going far enough. If you're in the military, you cannot openly declare that you're in the military. After all, what could damage unit cohesion more than soldiers being reminded that they're in the freaking military?

genxr November 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm

I dunno. If you remind them they're in the military and they can't have sex, ever, I think that would make them want to shoot as many people as possible.

"No sex? Fuck them. Gimme that howitzer."

HELisforHEL November 19, 2010 at 3:39 pm

I regret I have but one P for your comment (lifted from someone much cleverer than me).

hagajim November 19, 2010 at 1:18 pm

It's apparent to me that Harry must've sat down and had a bowl of goat testicle soup last night….there's no way he has the balls to do this so he must have eaten some.

jim89048 November 19, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Preferable to going home to Hadassah, amirite?

jim89048 November 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Of course Lieberman will win again in CT, just as votefortheworst.com intends.

vulpes82 November 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm

As shocking as it is, I think I've read before that Lieberman has been astonishingly adamant in his desire (or political calculation, at least) to get rid of DADT. I still hate him and want his Droopy Dog ass out of the Senate, but at least in one thing he's semi-human.

ShaveTheWhales November 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm

See, I suspect the hook here is this plethora of amendments thing. The Refucklicans will try to attach every fucking obnoxious talking point in their inventory to the bill (repeal HCIR, privatize SS, repeal the 14th Amendment, shoot Obama, who knows?). All the amendments will fail, and then the shitheads will say "Ohhh, nooooh! No bi-partisanship!", and refuse to vote for the underlying bill.

Moar red meat for their deluded teatards.

Toomush_Infer November 19, 2010 at 3:50 pm

They're not passing anything – this is simply a window in which those leaving and those hoping to stick around can pretend to be on the side of actual people and make Republicans look as bad as they really are UNTIL the new session, when we can all look back at this time as ideal….fuck 'em all, mama get me that cuba libre….no, the whole bottle….the big one…Mount Gaye….

MissTaken November 19, 2010 at 6:21 pm

Next you're gonna say that Lieberman has finally lost his virginity.

aious November 20, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Since they are going to try, I guess they have gotten the Republicans on board so they can concede a bunch of things and get 0 Republican votes in return?

transfatz November 21, 2010 at 6:06 am

Stop caving? No way. Democrats seem to have developed a Boehner for spelunking.

Katydid November 19, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Thanks for the warning.

Beowoof November 19, 2010 at 1:13 pm

A frightening view my 80 year birthday and likely presents.

PocketsTheClown November 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm

ya got me. ize b a durnk

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