Here Is Your Photo of TSA Fisting a Guy

So this fun news photo was being passed around today! It has now been enshrined in Blingee form, thanks to us, and will soon be put into the National Archives. One day we will look back on this Blingee and try to remember what it was like when the federal government wasn't feeling up our genitals all the time. It will beharddifficult.

Jeffrey "Gator" Henry of Charlotte, N.C., moved through security in skimpy gym shorts and a sleeveless tank top as part of his plan to reject screening by advanced imaging machines — the devices that use either millimeter-wave or backscatter X-ray technology — and to request a pat-down instead.

Nice! But we should really all be wearing helpful clothing to let the TSA guys know exactly where they can find our sex organs. A quick grope is a happy grope. [ Denver Post ]