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November 18, 2010

Chris Dodd’s Waning Days In Senate Not Going So Well

by Jack Stuef  

As dictated to a preteen.
Stop cyberbullying Chris Dodd, Twitter. [Malkin]

{ 22 comments }

savethispatient November 18, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Another victim of the reply-to-a-DM-via-text trap on Twitter. Looks like Sen Dodd doesn't read Gizmodo.

ph7 November 18, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Keep fucking that lame duck!

SayItWithWookies November 18, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Clearly Dodd went forward in time a few moments, saw Michelle Malkin's post about him, and angrily responded, then came back to the present and retracted it.

SexySmurf November 18, 2010 at 2:26 pm

It's just senoritis. Don't worry Chris, soon you'll be spending your days watching judge shows and eating Hot Pockets.

DashboardBuddha November 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Dodd is being waterboarded?

Gratuitous World November 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm

was that directed @SenDVitter?

kenlayisalive November 18, 2010 at 2:46 pm

"Torture, I thought you were into it…"

WriteyWriterton November 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Chris Dodd? Would that be Senator Dodd (D-Insurance Industry)?

V572625694 November 18, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Or Senator Chris Dodd (Putative Democrat — Banking "industry")

SteveMcCroskey November 18, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Still more coherent than Chuck Grassley's (R-Quaaludes) twitter.

SorosBot November 18, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Cheney needs to know that he's not President of the Senate anymore and has got to stop it.

chickensmack November 18, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Is that a Vitter cross-post? Is Dodd ignoring one of Diaperman's "likes"?

PublicLuxury November 18, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Scream it Dodd. That's right let all that naughty anger out. It's ok to tell us what you really feel

CapeClod November 18, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Well, that's it! I'm never voting for that pottymouth again!

BornInATrailer November 18, 2010 at 2:57 pm

I'm far, far more upset with the 'U' and the 'w'

Kidneys4Sale November 18, 2010 at 3:25 pm

Yeah, it's all over the damned place. Who knew Prince would end up looking gramatically prophetic? (…retch)

PabaBritannica November 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm

What a horrid man! Replace him with Vince McMahon's wife just for this!

Andy__S November 18, 2010 at 3:10 pm

I just want to say to Chris that I am sorry :-)

PsycWench November 18, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Did Chris Dodd have to hear one of Sarah Palin's voice recordings?

awesome_dude November 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm

It's really too bad that the olds are finally realizing that you don't need to hire an otherwise unemployable recent college dropout to run their Twitter and Facebook accounts. While it was fun to make fun of the olds for being stupid and their twatting employees for being useless, at least for a time everyone avoided situations where people like Granpa Cornpants regularly used middle school spellings and Facebook notes were not used as press releases.

chascates November 18, 2010 at 4:06 pm

The invention of Facebook and Twitter were greater tragedies than 9/11.

iburl November 18, 2010 at 4:09 pm

I think he had full tilt poker and twitter open at the same time. He probably flopped two pair and his opponent hit trips on the river.

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