What Exactly Is Glenn Beck Doing With This Child On His New Book's Cover?

Yes, we could assume that Glenn Beck and that other guy on this cover are this kid's gay dads, to go for (a Wonkette record?) three-straight (three-gay) posts about gayness. But we will just advise Glenn Beck that this kid has the right strategy sliding into first; Glenn shouldn't have his mouth open so wide. And we agree with the man staring creepily at us from the back there: This is some kind of wonder. How many takes did they have to do like this? [ Public Road via Gawker ]