George W. Bush broke ground on his presidential library of children’s book boxed-sets packed with plush characters Monday, and look who was on hand. Why, if it’s not the Angel of Death himself! Yes, Dick Cheney, who does not have a pulse, we remind you, was on hand to show everyone his hott new well-toned body, acquired when he ripped an Afghan’s head off in a secret prison last week. This man will always find a new way to keep his dark mind living eternally.
“Of course the George W. Bush Presidential Center isn’t much to look at just yet, but the workers are ready, construction will move fast after today’s groundbreaking. This may be the only shovel ready project in America,” said Mr. Cheney.
Hahahahahahahahaha. Hilarious. The ailing country you made fun of hopes you die soon too, dick. [CNN]
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Lying mouth is still crooked.
I propose that the next shovel-ready project should be 'digging this guy's grave'.
At an undisclosed location?
as long as it has a dance floor on top of it, that's all I care.
Or a toilet.
Not necessary. I can piss anywhere.
Will he fit, in repose, in his man-sized safe?
And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand o’er your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead
Considering that Cheney is a Master of Preemptive War, it would be entirely fitting to bury him now.
Better too early than too late.
Truly, Cheney is a Master of War.
my favorite version by Eddie Vedder…'not even Jesus will forgive what you've done'…fuck do I hate the war criminals at Cheney/Bush, Inc. with the heat of of a thousand suns (sorry no snark with this one, not that I got much anyway with these bastards) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aB8kSNlz2A&fe...
He'll just crawl back out of it though.
First thing that came to mind.
Between he and Chertoff, we have two of the four horsemen walking among us. Or Orcs, one or the other.
Make that two graves. Sever the head and bury it in another location, so the corpse cannot re-animate.
I fear that that won't make it through the Congress, anymore. With the killing of earmarking and all.
Death Does Look Good on You Mr. Cheney… just remember who's waiting for you on the other side.
Payback's a bitch!
This is a deeply-disturbing photo. Now he looks like a Nazi doctor who conducts medical experiments on twins for fun.
I was thinking that he looked like a shorter Michael Chertoff.
Close, but Chertoff lacks the Evil Lord of Darkness Smirk
Let's lock Cheney & Chertoff in the "Rape-a-Scan" xray machine
until they both meld into one sick hot pocket of DNA!
I seriously hope that parts of him start falling off before he finally kicks it.
I want him to experience waterboarding, sensory deprivation, and e-stim (not in a good way).
Gregory Peck voice: "He betrayed me! He betrayed you! He betrayed the entire ayran race!"
What great scenery-chewing performances from Peck and Olivier.
I so much wanted to marry Peck when I was little, even though I didn't really know what that meant. Black and white movies on Channel 48 on our 12" (or whatever the smallest was) screen made me smitten. TKAM solidified the love. (not lust–that is grown up sexxytime stuff reserved for Hopey and others.)
Ditto. And I'm a straight male. Last time I looked.
He seems to have lost his weird scowl, too.
"This may be the only shovel ready project in America,” said Mr. Cheney
You mean besides your mausoleum, right?
But, really, how hard is it to get the building of one book shelf "shovel ready."
I think you could pick up a book shelf at the dollar store and cover the Bush Library.
Man, I wish I didn't look like a copy cat right now. Darn my slow posting.
Now that's just mean.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Looks like his little heart pumped slipped and he got an unintended liposuction.
Just in time for the new Harry Potter movie, Voldemort makes an appearance.
He was creepy when he was fat, but now he really looks like he fell out of 'The Seventh Seal'.
Well yes, he is on the promotion tour for the movie. Is his next interview with Elvira?
Even worse, his department store Santa job might be in jeopardy this year….
He may claim construction will move fast, but seven years and many billions of dollars from now those construction workers will still be building the library with no sign they'll ever be able to finish the thing.
That's what happens when you hire Halliburton.
Don't worry, the Blackwater/Xe Services guards will keep the press from reporting it.
I thought it would be built rapidly but then fall down within a couple of years. But if it fell down with Glenn Beck in it, hell I'd vote for that.
I wouldn't try using the shower facilities.
So what books will they put in it? Besides My Pet Goat?
Any that haven't been colored in yet.
Come on folks, this was a hanging curve.
SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!
Oh god, I almost had a Cheney. . .don't let us open the page to this Wonkette!
perhaps he can share his weight loss secrets with Bristol….
Given her facebook vitriol, perhaps she's absorbing him?
In Bristol's case, the correct term is endocytosis.
Not pregnancy?
New Jersey Parasite Baby!
stop being so insensitive and leave Bristol alone, you fat faggot!
Look at those fists on the podium. This asswipe is never letting go.
If you had Satan's hands wrapped around your cock pulling you down, you would hang on to anything you could too.
Of course, Cheney probably enjoys it…..
Oh great. Now everybody will want to go on the Cheney diet.
Cheney Diet = the blood of Iraqi children. Hard for most of us to get, but he's clearly got a good source. Anyhow, really hope it doesn't catch on.
Yeah. "Grim death" will be the new heroin chic.
All you have to do is eat raw steak every day for 40 years.
Did he run over an old Gypsy woman with his car?
So that's what Augusto Pinochet has been up to lately.
Holy shit he looks bad.
And that's good!
Let's put him next to a stack of dead Iraqi kids, and see who looks worse.
Before you know it, he'll be Pres. Cheney with VP Palin
I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen his neck.
True, though I first had that thought about ten years ago.
Not bad enuff.
Oooo Dick, what's your weight-loss secret? Twinkie diet? No longer feeding off of everyone's hatred for you?
Say hello to Sadaam when you see him.
Dick is going to be having the buttsex with Satan too?
Yes. Satan has a special tool just waiting to auger the chainknee butthole. No lube. This is for chainknee's pleasure. He loves the heat from the friction.
I thought Satan used pineapples for buttholes.
I thought he used sea mines for anal beads.
He's cut waaaay down on the kitten hearts.
Imagine how thin he'd be if he were incarcerated at the Hague awaiting a war crimes trial.
Thank you. That's just what I'm gonna do for the rest of today. Enough insane bullshit. Ahh. That feels good. He's just as thin in my imagination from the waterboarding and starvation at the Hague. No actually, I'm imagining him locked up in Spandau. That way the torture is more likely. Ahhh There.
Lets go all out and put him in the Lubyanka Prison, the open hole in the pit of the Gulag. Ah more happy thoughts.
I can actually believe that this asshole has a hollow tooth that contains a cyanide capsule, just in case.
Okay what is the way to make him use it? Cause then I will go out and celebrate his new status in a way befitting the passing of this kidney stone of a man.
Make him sneeze really hard.
Viva la Revulsion!
Cheney's already dead. This groundbreaking he speaks of? They were digging up his reanimated corpse for the festivities.
Not a lot of calories in kitten blood.
He's just prepping for the glass casket he'll be resting in inside the library's lobby. "Neo-Conservative's Lenin" if you will.
So they're going to freeze dry the fucker?
Put him the fridge next to Ted Williams and Walt Disney?
Looks like he's ready now. So, what's the delay?
The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.
Cheerful thoughts when thinking of Dick Cheney. We can hope, we can hope!
You realize this means there are seven Cheney horcruxes, right?
1. Iraq
2. Afghanistan
3. The integrity of the judicial system
4. Valerie Plame's career
5. Liz
6. The minutes from the energy committee meeting
7. That damned parka.
Oh don't forget the pic of him in that parka, sitting on the stage with what appeared to be a giant cock. I still think the vibrator fell out of his ass but hey who knows.
Pure art. If I have any say in the matter, WWs and fuflans will be honorary overlords in our Skum hideout in Costa Rica.
I'm assuming that picture was taken after they had open the Ark of the Covenant, right?
Okay — that was win of the afternoon for me.
ah, shit. I was just about to make that same reference.
Looks like Pandora's Box to me.
He looks like Grant Wood's farmer having an anxiety attack.
Given Dick's aversion to exercise, we can call this "American Slothic".
Is he wearing makeup? I swear, that looks like blush on those cheeks.
Corpse paint.
Zombie Cheney overlord.
Headline: Smaller Dick Plugs Bush Center
Is Cheney now a pencil dick?
Thanks. My monitor is now coffee splattered.
No, he just looked more like the Jolly Evil Guy before. Now he looks like a gaunt Nazi obsessed with twin DNA. Still evil, just more evil looking ("The New Dick Cheney: Now With More Evil Look(TM)!")
Baby foreskins aren't what they used to be. Time for the "Double Down Brown."
OT, the A&P haz culled that Palinista Miller guy and called it for Murkykowskee.
Oh the upcoming Facebook wailing for the Palin's anointed. Teehee, too, also.
Wow, Dick must no longer be getting his daily requirement of angel wings and baby souls.
Dead babies, or the ones cluttering up Facebook like Willow and Bristol and Friends™?
I heard his shipment of fresh fetuses was held up in a Buddhist temple in Bangkok.
Dick Cheney now looks like Robert Siegel always sounded.
I hope this makes sense to someone else.
I've always pictured Robert Siegel as the kindly druggist at the corner who'll sneak you flasks of laudanum and bottles of restoril underneath the counter.
I don't know — Robert Siegal always sounded kinda avuncular — with Cheney it's all pre-myocardial infarction wheezing and ominous undertones. Maybe if NPR had a satellite office in Heironymous Bosch's imagination, Cheney could be the anchorman.
Something tells me a para like that would never ever exist on RedState
Oh and LOL!
Dick Cheney was born looking 65 years old.
My God, your'e right: http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-03-03-BabyD...
Sorry, Dickie boy, but judging from that picture, you're about to be shovel-ready before too much longer.
Frail old fool.
BOOM! goes the dynamite…
How do we know that is Dick Cheney. It could be any old, gaunt, white guy impostor. Is there a birth certificate or DNA or something?
Do we still have to listen to his "words" and shit? Gawd, can't we just fast forward to the part where we are all irritated by the Democrats' reverence at his too-lavish state funeral?
Begin preparing vitriolic comments now for the big day.
I've already started saving phlegm.
Shovel ready joke, really, Dick?
It is true, Republicans are totally incapable of irony (even when they look like they have seen the other side and suddenly know real fear).
I sincerely hope he has and does.
He is the Jerry Jones of politicians.
JerryJimGirth matters. Nobody likes a skinny dick.
Oh so true, girth is good.
And over-reported.
Yes it is so very true. It doesn't matter if it touches bottom as long as it scrapes the sides.
Now the poor bugger can't even do that. No wonder the Mrs looks like she got an enema with a vacuum cleaner…
I never liked him when he was a fat dick.
Okay who has the death pool going? And have going away party plans been drawn for when this spawn of Satan goes to join his Dad?
I think Wonkette needs to sponsor a death pool….I'm in.
My dad looked like that after his heart attack too. Not to worry – a few months of feeding on others' souls and he'll be back to his fat, jolly self.
I'm glad to say I think you may be wrong about that. A heart attack is one thing, but Cheney already had 8 or 10 of those. Now he's at the point where he's relying on a mechanical contraption outside his body, a device usually used to tide people over until they get a heart transplant, which Cheney is probably too old to survive.
I loved writing every word of that!!
Right you are! Should probably have read: "heart" attack(s)
Damn you, Dr. Robert Jarvik!
I assumed that one reason for the secret prisons in Afghanistan and Iraq was to find a new heart for DC. Did he wimp out, not want to take a chance on anesthesia?
Dick Cheney needs no anesthesia. For that matter, he doesn't even need a surgeon – just open up the door on his chest, hook a car battery to the auxiliary power port, and switch out the cybernetic "heart".
Grease Monkey, now offering heart replacements for $29.99!
I actually hope they keep this miserable, soulless, undead fuck alive with high voltage paddles, to enjoy many more heart attacks for years to come.
I think he looks great for someone who has been the war advisor to the Babylonian, Egyptian, Greek, Roman and American military.
Winning renown as the architect of the Sicilian Expedition, the Battle of Cannae, Kasserine Pass and Little Bighorn.
Here's a good diet tip, just imagine the flabbity, saggy skin and zipper scars underneath that shirt. Bon appetit!!!!
I don't know, Cheney doesn't look prime and I'm pretty sure cannibalism is against the Noahic laws.
Yet Eyegor will steal the Cheney-brain instead of that of Hans Delbrück and we'll be Dicked forever. "Abby Someone."
I wouldn't wish a slow, wasting death on anyone, but I'm willing to make an exception in this case.
Can we make it a fast, wasting death? PLEASE?
Precious, precious, precious!
My Precious! O my Precious!
Looks like the Cheney mausoleum is a shovel-ready project.
He looks like he is ready to shoot Weekend at George's library.
"This may be the only shovel ready project in America,” said Mr. Cheney.
Even if Cheney were right about this, the fact that he would find it in any way funny ratchets up my contempt to heretofore unknown levels.
I understand Goering lost a lot of weight before paying the ferryman, too.
George W. Bush Presidential Library = Bristol Palin School Of Dance.
He inadvertently disfigured himself when Samuel L. Jackson blocked his dark force lightning and turned it back on Darth Cheney.
Win.
what a willfully ignorant and deceptive fuckwad (this is news?). there are shovel-ready projects dotting the city i live in, and i know they are funded by stimulus money because my city, my county, and my state are all broke and unlike the blessed gummint of the derided snakes of murky, none of them lesser entities can (yet) print their own money. but thanks to dickwad and his undying misguided efforts to undo this union, that may change within my lifetime (and his too, since he's now an android). what an insufferable piece of lying shitwork that shadow of a man has become.
I see that he's finally shrinking to the appropriate ratio to his Grinch-ified heart. Doubtless that in a few months he'll be no larger than the slug that he zestfully imitates.
The 'burn' doesn't even make sense — the only shovels Republicans want to pay for are for the stupid library. They say they don't think building/fixing roads/bridges creates jobs, because the secret is they like the economy to be crappy.
But, ha, ha, shovel-ready is an Obama phrase, so it's funny, see? DIE OLD MAN!
Jack–
Seventh circle diet? Don't think of Cheney as either divine nor comedy, but iffin' were going there I'd think he belongs in the 9th circle and not in the seventh with the sodomites. No siree, no buttsechs for little Dick.
You sure about that? I think he fucked us all up the ass – hard and dry.
Thanks to the Cheney hell stimulus the tenth circle being prepared for him is the real shovel-ready project.
Well, in Dallasville they say that the Grinch's small heart shrank three sizes that day.
He plays Zell in the remake of Marathon Man.
Actually a slow miserable death is too good for this creepy fucker.
Great. The New Slim Cheney™ looks just like that one relative who wasn't allowed to be alone with the kids during holidays. He always finds a new way to make remembering he exists worse. It's effortless.
I know. Like his fucking theme song keeps running through my head now:
I'm Slim Cheney, the real Slim Cheney
all my zombie minions love drinking man gravy
'cause I'm Slim Cheney, yes I'm Slim Cheney
you want trouble with a shovel
try to tell the boss I'm crazy
Apparently, Cheney has decided that DIE BOLD is the bookend to how he came in. Wait, did I say 'bold'? Sorry, I meant "with a cowardice that is betrayed by the fact that ones own heart is a serial suicide attempter."
You can't defer death.
Hey Dick if you weren't such a dick, you dick, we wouldn't be cheering for your death quite so much. I suppose you thought Baghdad and Fallujah were "shovel-ready" when you ran the show. Again, stop being such a dick. And die already, WTF?
Teh Cheney Diet 100% revealed:
Piss, Vinegar, calcium propionate, sodium nitrate, sodium nitrite, sulfites (sulfur dioxide, sodium bisulfite, potassium hydrogen sulfite, etc.), disodium EDTA, BHA, BHT. formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde (kills insects), ethanol and methylchloroisothiazolinone.
And the sweet, sweet testicles of partially born seal pups.
don;t forget the pig butts and dead babies, the kitten blood was mentioned above. Gawd he is so evil. Will he ever really die?
Luckily he had the best government-run health program around to keep his ticker ticking.
I've been makin a man.
You call that a man?!?
With blonde hair and a tan.
You call that a tan?!?
He's good for relieving my (homocidal, torturistic, random-shooting-whoever) tension!
According to his faith, he will be granted 72 old syphilitic whores in heaven.
Zombie Dick!
DALLAS (AP) — A spokesman for former Vice President Dick Cheney says he's[sic] thin appearance at the groundbreaking for the George W. Bush Presidential Center was a result of a long hospital stay following heart surgery over the summer.
Spokesman Peter Long said Tuesday that Cheney was hoping to keep the weight off for his health after spending several weeks in the hospital.
Cheney also used a cane during his appearance at the groundbreaking, though he walked to the podium without it.
Long says Cheney used the cane because of a bad knee from playing high school football that acts up occasionally
When reporters pointed out Cheney's readily visible sucking chest wound, Long noted that the former VP has been experimenting with alternative food intake channels.
Declining to answer the press pool's questions regarding a suspicious odor emanating from his boss, Long chuckled, "Formaldehyde? Really, guys?"
Lets' hope he loses another hundred pounds.
The man Barry O will have to Eulogize does not have his usual flaccid penis face.
Even with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, this asshat chooses to spend his last days on this earth sowing anger and lies. I'm calling it now. He dies on Christmas Day.
Alt text genius.
Dark Lord Roll Call:
"Voldemort?"
"Here."
"Sauron?"
"Present."
"Darth Vader?"
"Yo!"
"Dick Cheney?"
"Mumblemumblemumble."
He went from looking like Mr. Potter in "It's a Wonderful Life" at Obama's inauguration to the U.S. President in "Dr. Strangelove" at this event.
That is way too good.
You're banned for the rest of the day.
Merkin Muffley?
Right after that photo was taken, the rest of this happened.
Then again, maybe Dick was fasting to prepare for his upcoming "Is It Safe?" commercials? (parodying "It Gets Better" of course)
I'm sure the library will have plenty of copies of "My Pet Goat."
If he loses anymore weight, he could fill in for Chertoff selling naked body scanners from Canada to the US…BTW has anyone seen those two in the same room together?
Wild Turkey? Red Star Erguotoujiu (= the stuff he drank at the Olympics)?
He's looking like Ralph Nader! Anyone seen them together?
I reverse my previous statement. The Sith Lord is not Cheney enough!
Dick looks pretty terminal these days. He looks like a corpse that everyone views and says "He looks so natural" as they stand there looking at some misshapen ghoulish wreck in a funeral home visitation searching for words to give the grieving some solace. It would almost make me feel sympathetic, but then I recall those 8 glorious years and it erases it. I don't really care when he dies, I am just incredibly relieved that all that talk a few years back about him making a run at the presidency is as moot as I had hoped it would be. As for the Bush presidential library, it should be interesting to see how future generations look at it. Having visited the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library some years back, I think it will be the same reaction I had there: A colossal fuckup who made some half hearted attempts at redeeming himself after his term. I think Georges' epitaph will be his malapropisms, Cheneys' will be body counts and bank accounts.
Thank you Wonkette. That picture of fuckface made my day. It is absolutely wonderful see this cocksucker looking frail, sick, old and frightened. I just love it. I can only pray his days are a dizzying unmerry-go-round of pills, shots and procedures and his nights equally divided between sleepless hours of quiet terror and hideous nightmares of overdue revenge from his legions of victims.
Dick's starting to resemble the Homer Bedloe character from "Petticoat Junction".
Seriously? That's Cheney? The warmongering old chickenhawk bastard must be same as dead if he can't even manage a better sneer.
BTW–As a United Methodist, I can't count how many petitions I signed and sent to everyone concerned asking them to keep the library out of SMU. The faculty at the theological seminary that's a part of SMU (I believe it's Garrett) was quite upset by this.
C'est la vie.
Wow, The Hague does not feed its prisoners well.
Hey, let me dream.
That's not Dick Cheney, that's Marshall Applewhite! I didn't know the Leonids had brought that fucker back to Earth…
{waves hand over Dick Cheney}
"Thinner."
Lookin good Dick! 140 lbs more to lose and you'll be tip top.
Hell is waiting you evil fuck.
Oh dear, I must be as soft as all wussy libruls ever. Because even looking at this man whose actions led to hundreds of thousands of deaths, torture, and at least two really gruesome rapes of American civilians that I know of, I can't take pleasure in seeing him looking like the Lich King. That's just fucked up. I has a sad.
"I can't take pleasure in seeing him looking like the Lich King"
I gave you your post point back but I beg to differ. This lying sack of shit has left a trail of broken bodies and minds in cold, dark, hidden prison shitholes all over the world and put our country's name on it. My name, your name.
His actions have assured that we can't prosecute the perpetrators of 9/11 in our courts. I could go on like this for hours. Come on, you know all this shit. Some things are flat-out unforgivable.
This is Cheney, so yes we can.
Yes, I said I know all this shit. I also don't enjoying other people's physical suffering — neither his nor that which he caused to all those people. If revenge made my winky stand up that way, I'd probably be a Republican. But if he dies a protracted, gruesome death the world will still be just as fucked as if he passed quickly and painlessly.
On the other hand, according to some people, Loving Jeebus insists on the protracted gruesome thing for those he loves. So, whatever. Don't ask me, man.
You don't have to revel in his wasting, but I also don't get this need to feel sympathy. What makes it even worse is that he's using whatever time he has left to be a dick. Usually, when you know your days are numbered, you have some kind of come to Jebus moment, but he's as bitter and petty and angry and douchey as he ever was.
Here he is wasting away like Frosty in summer, quite literally without a pulse, and the he finds it necessary and classy to curl his lips, and will his voice box into action to fight the current administration in such a stupid way when at the very same event Bush chose to classy concerning Obama? He should be at home enjoying his wife, children and grandkids like a good elder statesman, and instead, here he is facing down death and being a dick to the very end.
I don't revel in any man's death, but I'll be damned if I fake sympathy for a man that knows, but more disturbingly, owns his own evil.
We are helplessly observing Cheny's "protracted, gruesome death" as most of us will be observing our own. Your point is the best. There is no reflection for him as he approaches death, no contrition, just the same talking point spew. I can't do anything to save his body or to ruin it further but if he continues to be a dick as he falls backwards into xibalba, I can say "It couldn't happen to a nicer guy".
At least Lee Atwater made some attempt at redemption once it became apparent his time was growing short.
I'm not trying to fake sympathy, I'm just lamenting that I had it, compulsively, however brief it was.
If you want to rate me down for that I guess that's fine.
OMG Dick Cheney was just Michael Chertoff in a fatsuit!!1!
I would be willing to extend a few more years of life to Dick if Jesus would be willing to take Liz Cheney right now.
Any negotiating room here?
Can we throw in Justin Bieber too?
Hold that facial expression just a little longer Dick. There is nothing more pathetic than a sneer on a dead man.
Looking at this guy, now, it looks like more than ever he runs on children's nightmares, bald eagle tears, the souls of kitten's he personally drowned in his bathtub.
BTW, this is what happens when you use up all your Dark Side powers; you shrivel up the like the balls of a professional bodybuilder. Or a California raisin. You choose.
no snark, he looks good.
"good" in what way? "Good" as in "crackhead chic"?
What's happening in your neck of Perdition, White Al Roker?
Perfect. He's back to his fighting weight. Palin-Cheney 2012: Because the Apocalypse is running late!
What happened to the fat, jolly, venerable Santa-Claus type Dick Cheney we all knew and loved?
I hope they designed Georgie's library to look like a giant phallus – it would seem fitting that the dumb Dick run by the evil Dick had a library shaped like a huge Dick! And the only book allowed should be "My Pet Goat"
you have to love that Dick Cheney is the picture of health & a fashion model compared to his Tea Party followers!
Somebody forgot rule #4- double tap
I guaran-damn-tee you that multi millionaire Dick Fucking Cheney billed his government paid insurance for that friggin cane he has there.
Before they break out the shovels on this guy, they need to make sure to separate the head from the body and bury them in separate locations.
Ha! And, one whore diamond for you.
They better drive a wooden stake through his heart for good measure. And season him with an assortment of garlic cloves. Also.
Shit, now I'm getting hungry.
I will pray tonight, as I pray every night, that God will come take Dick Cheney. It worked for Strom Thurmond! eventually.
Jesus H. Christ, that crook Cheney looks like def warmed over. Quite funny, actually. Did his wife Lon sit on him?
Well it just goes to show you that saying suck my Dick Cheney is not as true as…
You can't put a Bush in Dick, but you can put a Dick in the Bush!
The devil is coming to collect him.
Pissing on the dance floor is uncivilized.
Not if there is a toilet on one.
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