GREEK TRAGEDIES  2:08 pm November 15, 2010

Clarence Thomas’ Wife Too Insane For Teabagger Group, Steps Down

by Jack Stuef

Has had sex with Clarence Thomas.Why do people suddenly step down from their positions well after their controversy news cycle is over? Perhaps we will never know, but here’s another example of this phenomenon: Virginia Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has given up control of her Teabagger group, Liberty Central (who apparently, based on that name, want liberty to be centralized, not dispersed among the people). Virginia Thomas is stepping down to get away from the “distractions” of now being a public figure who likes to call around to people her husband has sexually harassed, asking for apologies. But she is still going to be part of the group, in the “back seat.” So if you were worried that she might actually exit her conflict-of-interest position — that of a Supreme Court justice’s wife raising anonymous contributions for a group with stark positions on constitutional issues — you can rest easy. She’ll still be part of that group.

“She’ll take a back seat so that Liberty Central can continue with its mission without any of the distractions,” Carroll said. “After discussing it with the board, Mrs. Thomas determined that it was best for the organization.”

This article doesn’t mention how Thomas will fill the new spare time in her schedule, but she will probably spend it with her family — if by “spend,” you mean “leave offensive voicemails,” and if by “family,” you mean Anita Hill’s office phone. [WP]

 

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WordSaladNation November 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm

"Where the white women at?"

Not serving as the C.E.O. of Liberty Central, apparently.

genxr November 15, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Take a back seat? That's racist!

Oh wait, Obama didn't say it. Never mind.

4TheTurnstiles November 15, 2010 at 2:13 pm

Lipstick onna PIG!

SexySmurf November 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Driving Miss Ginni.

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 15, 2010 at 2:13 pm

Clarence, Ginni and back seat mentioned together just doesn't bring up any happy images.

SexySmurf November 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Could be worse; they could have said "back door".

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 15, 2010 at 2:31 pm

I presumed he was trying to be both coy and anatomically correct at the same time.

chickensmack November 15, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Remember that Clarence is an ass man, so it's not a "fuck in a truck", per se.

Schmannnity November 15, 2010 at 2:13 pm

She and the mister can also watch Long Dong Silver for the 400th time

Zvi_Bleindmeis November 15, 2010 at 2:15 pm

The Jews run Hollywood, you know. He changed his name from Long Dong Silverstein.

bitchincamaro2 November 15, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Wouldn't that be North Hollywood? Not that I would know.

V572625694 November 15, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Ever see that "Larry Sanders" episode where Larry is explaining to headwriter Phil why he can't be such a dick to a gay co-worker?

Larry: You know who runs Hollywood, right?
Phil (tentatively): The Jews?
Larry: The gay Jews, dipshit!

bumfug November 15, 2010 at 2:15 pm

The back seat – that's where you can be just as annoying but it's harder for people on the outside to see you. Plus, that horndog you married can diddle you all you want back there.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2010 at 2:20 pm

It's also the place where Pappy can reach back and backhand the shit outta ya if ya get too whiny. "Don't make me stop this car, goddamit!"

user-of-owls November 15, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Ah, good times, good times.

JGambolputty November 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm

Clarence's beady eyes have always given me the chills. On the other hand, it's nice to know that while Clarence Thomas hates blacks, he has a positive view of BBWs.

Texan_Bulldog November 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Damn. I'm not sure who's uglier: Clarence or Ginni. Hopefully they don't have any mirrors in the bedroom because ….shudder….

imissopus November 15, 2010 at 2:38 pm

You're assuming either of them has a reflection.

metamarcisf November 15, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Her psychiatrist makes her lay face down on the couch. But I wanna tell ya…

Progressiveinga November 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm

When she was a baby, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her and he was so ugly his mother used to feed him with a sling shot.

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm

An infinity of cellulite and flaccid penis.

GuyClinch November 15, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Who's that tranny in the photo?

Beetagger November 15, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Her adams apple is bigger than mine.

transfatz November 16, 2010 at 2:56 am

Virginia Thomas is Rudy Giuliani?

savethispatient November 15, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Correction: Clarence Thomas’ wife too insane to front for Teabagger Group, still insane enough to be a member.

Lascauxcaveman November 15, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Another job created! That fancy University she works for is going to have to hire an admin asst to go through Anita Hill's voice mails and delete the inappropriate, drunk dialed ones.

binarian November 15, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Good God, why is this news? This woman is the re-incarnation of Phyllis Schlafly. Who cares what she has to say.

Ducksworthy November 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Um I don't think they believe in reincarnation. How about reanimated zombie corpse of Phyllis Schlafy?

binarian November 15, 2010 at 2:33 pm

I meant in the metaphorical sense. Wait, they probably don't believe in those either. Ok, Zombie Phyllis it is.

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Don't Christians worship a Zombie? Bruce Campbell should do a Jesus Flick.

V572625694 November 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Is she dead? I didn't hear church bells ringing or crowds in the streets cheering.

user-of-owls November 15, 2010 at 2:34 pm

No, as Ducks says, reincarnation can't be involved, at least not if one includes a karma dimension. Because if that was the case, this pestilent suck-hag would have reappeared as Loudon Wainwright III's skunk. The one who didn't look left and didn't look right.

kittylittr November 15, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Sadly, Phyllis Schlafly still lives.

binarian November 15, 2010 at 2:54 pm

I guess she just LOOKS dead.

Chet Kincaid November 15, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Wonketeers should not question the Comedy God's blessings.

MistaEko November 15, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Good Morning, Ginny Thomas, this is Mrs. Carroll at Liberty Central. I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the months and ask you to consider something. I would love you to consider to step down sometime and offer some frivolous explanation so what you did with that woman who did that thing with your husband won't make us look all the more crazy. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why we can't have you around. OK, have a good day.

uncuntstitutional November 15, 2010 at 2:20 pm

She'll be sitting on the couch, arms crossed, frowning, staring intently at the closed door to Clarence's home office, where he is undoubtedly sitting at his desk masturbating furiously to some weird huge boober porn and DVD donkey shows.

That's "quality time with family" in the Thomas house.

PublicLuxury November 15, 2010 at 2:52 pm

fap fap fap

Gleem_McShineys November 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Weird thing is, he never climaxes unless Alito does it first.

"I CONCURRRRRRRROHHHH"

Chet Kincaid November 15, 2010 at 7:33 pm

Sweet Jesus, that's funny.

SorosBot November 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm

So she's planning on switching to just quietly working in the organization's background without making any public appearances or actually saying anything; exactly like her husband's judicial work, then.

Ruhe November 15, 2010 at 2:50 pm

That is a zinger. Well said.

PsycWench November 15, 2010 at 2:22 pm

If liberty is dispersed amongst the people, everyone will think they deserve it. We can't have that.

V572625694 November 15, 2010 at 2:42 pm

That's why they're changing it from the "Bill of Rights" to the "Working List of Conditional Privileges."

transfatz November 16, 2010 at 3:04 am

That makes sense. If it's dispersed, liberty gets thinner. And some just need thicker, more luxuriant liberty than others.

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm

Liberty in its modern sense can't exist without equality, well according to Rawls they are lexically linked.

elviouslyqueer November 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Well, thank the gods. Meg Whitman finally got a 'do that manages to hide her forehead. Oh, wait…

Chet Kincaid November 15, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Meg's forehead turned Boehner-orange during a private meeting with Justice & Mrs. Thomas, when Clarence suggested they all change into something a little more comfortable.

DustBowlBlues November 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm

I knew that woman reminded me of someone. Thanks for clearing that up.

trampndirtdown November 15, 2010 at 11:03 pm

HaHa I walk by a newsstand and see Meg's big moon face on Time magazine and laaauuugh.

natoslug November 15, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Virginia Thomas is not someone I want to think about. Knowing her husband's porn fetishes, you know she has a latex or leather catwoman suit in her closet, a full complement of ball gags and nipple clamps, is known for her skill at cock and ball torture and spends entirely too much time writhing around in vanilla pudding while taking it up the ass from a Shetland pony. It is posts like this that force me to think about this, and no sir, Virginia "Get on your knees and suck my latex cock while the goat rims you, Clarence" Thomas is not someone I want to think about.

OneDollarJuana November 15, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Hmmm, you seem to have been doing a LOT of thinking about him already.

Not_So_Much November 15, 2010 at 2:31 pm

I want to register a formal complaint about the alt-text. I don't know when I will cease throwing up in my mouth…

Swampgas_Man November 16, 2010 at 9:57 pm

Don't mind that, but now you've made me picture HIM in any kind of sex-mode, and that sausage/green pepper pizza I had for breakfast is fighting back.

imissopus November 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Just imagine her naked except for a pair of brown socks, it will make the stress more bearable. No wait, it will still make you vomit.

natoslug November 15, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Thanks. I've been eating a bit much lately and that should pretty much purge my system for days.

Respitetini November 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm

And, nominations for "Post of the Week" are now closed.

VaWyo November 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Well at least it is after 4 so I don't feel bad about the drink I am going to pour for myself after that visual!

Rotundo_ November 15, 2010 at 6:07 pm

I'm not so sure about their "activities" but I can almost imagine them sitting by the fire watching "Alices new Farm Friends" while munching popcorn and very matter of factly discussing technique and dimensions like some couple watching a ball game or one of the talent shows on these days. "It isn't just the peanut butter working there, I think he's really into it right hon?"

transfatz November 16, 2010 at 3:11 am

Sounds like my Monday all right.

GOPCrusher November 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm

So you hate goats?

slithytovesss November 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm

What's with the pink version of an SS uniform? She hanging with Rich Iott too?

user-of-owls November 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Bless her soul, if by "soul," you mean "festering cesspool of viciousness, turpitude and gristle."

jim89048 November 15, 2010 at 3:03 pm

The original Mama "gristle-y".

Barrelhse November 15, 2010 at 2:32 pm

The "back seat." If I were to find myself at the drive-in with her, I'd search hard for some latent homosexuality lurking inside me before I'd be caught in the back seat with THAT.

Serolf_Divad November 15, 2010 at 2:33 pm

Liberty Central is basically the place we'd go to get our Liberty(TM). If we ever wanted some Liberty (say, for instance, to do something) we would go to Liberty Central and ask for some Liberty (maybe a sixpack of Liberty, or, if we're feeling particularly libidinous, a kegger). Then we'd get some Liberty, but Freedom isn't free, so we'd have to actually offer Thomas something in exchange for that Liberty. What we'd have to offer is probably something like sucking Virginia Thomas' toes. In fact, that's almost certainly what we'd have to offer. So yeah, you'd go to Liberty Central (probably after work and before stopping by the grocery store) and suck Virginia Thomas' toes and she'd hand you a six pack of Liberty.

chickensmack November 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Whatever, I get my Liberty at Dollar Liberty. Everything's a dollar there.

PublicLuxury November 15, 2010 at 2:56 pm

If I suck on her fungus infected toes, will I get a lip fungus?

Fare la Volpe November 15, 2010 at 2:57 pm

With your Liberty Value Club Card*, you can get 3 Liberty for the price of 1!

*requires an income of over $250,000 a year

transfatz November 16, 2010 at 3:16 am

It's probably Liberty Lite.

zhubajie November 16, 2010 at 4:08 am

Any connection to Liberty University?

HistoriCat November 16, 2010 at 9:55 am

So that's how they came up with "Give me liberty or give me death" … if that's what it takes to get liberty, I'll choose death. Thanks.

Tengu November 15, 2010 at 2:35 pm

How can Liberty Central survive the loss of its founder and CEO? This proud group traces its roots all the way back to 2009.

Serolf_Divad November 15, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Actually, it traces its roots back to 0 A.D… in a manger in Bethlehem. Like all good right-wing organizations/movements, it traces its origin to the birth of the Godhead, and its charter was written in the blood of Jesus as dripped from the cross and spashed upon a book of vellum bound in a cover of silver and gold. And the words that were written spell out Christ's first and most holy commandment to mankind: "Thy shalt lower taxes and slash entitlements. Amen."

Dashboard_Jesus November 15, 2010 at 9:07 pm

Astroturf?

HempDogbane November 15, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Crickets chirp all day, every day in the Thomas household.

Badonkadonkette November 15, 2010 at 2:39 pm

That must be Ginni Thomas' O face.

freakishlywrong November 15, 2010 at 2:39 pm

You vill apologize.

PsycWench November 15, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Clarence Thomas must be tormented every time he sees a picture of Anita Hill (like here in 2008 http://www.bowdoin.edu/news/events/archives/00561… and compares it to the current Mrs. Thomas.

natoslug November 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Either that or turned on every time he watches John Lithgow in The World According to Garp.

Barrelhse November 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm

Are you a Polar Bear??!

Dashboard_Jesus November 15, 2010 at 9:16 pm

wow, Anita is totally hawt these days, looks like the years have been very good to her! plus she has a big brain and knows how to use it for more positive/ productive pursuits (unlike the current Mrs. Uncle Thomas, no wonder Ginny hates her!)

ttommyunger November 16, 2010 at 11:14 am

But it wouldn't be white pussy, my dear. That, is a MAJOR difference to some black men.

PsycWench November 16, 2010 at 11:40 am

It's only white on the outside. It's the inside that counts.

prommie November 15, 2010 at 2:43 pm

I dream of making the ultimate porno movie of all time, starring Sarah Palin and 2 mules, and of course, it would be called "Two Mules for Sister Sarah."

freakishlywrong November 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm

"Two mules, one asshole"

V572625694 November 15, 2010 at 2:56 pm

That might be the most boring porno ever, in light of the fact that mules are sterile.

BornInATrailer November 15, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Like stuffing marshmallows in a piggy bank.

(actually, I thought mules could still get it up, just no viable seed)

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Correct.

prommie November 15, 2010 at 3:03 pm

I am sterile, too, but I can still do it.

binarian November 15, 2010 at 3:04 pm

fixed, also

V572625694 November 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Me too, with help from Pfizer.

binarian November 15, 2010 at 3:07 pm

So, as long as you take your pills…..

transfatz November 16, 2010 at 3:18 am

Isn't that act called "The Wasilla Typewriter"?

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:09 pm

I've never heard a sex act described as " Pounding on the Keys "

zhubajie November 16, 2010 at 4:11 am

Take it up with the appropriate anime producers in Japan!

Wadisay November 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Anita Hill should phone this in to campus security, too, 4 teh lulz.

Mindblank November 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm

It's true! The Führer wears Prada!

slithytovesss November 15, 2010 at 2:49 pm

oops – you got there first.

Pop_Socket November 15, 2010 at 2:59 pm

According to her official Liberty Central bio: "She also enjoys motor homing and watching “24″." So keep an eye out for her torturing terrorists late at night in WalMart parking lots.

jim89048 November 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Which brought to mind motor-boating, and I hate you for that.

horsedreamer_1 November 15, 2010 at 3:00 pm

She's going to astroturf this out to someone else.

GeorgiaBurning November 15, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Why isn't Fox spending a few hours discussing why she wears the flag pin on the wrong side? Whoops, never mind…

binarian November 15, 2010 at 3:02 pm

She's a secret member of the RosafarbenesSturmtruppen.

nounverb911 November 15, 2010 at 3:04 pm

She's going to dedicate her time to cataloging Clarence's extensive pubic hair collection.

metamarcisf November 15, 2010 at 3:05 pm

No mention of bra size?

mrblifil November 15, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Or penile curvature.

BaldarTFlagass November 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm

You can never go wrong with an Exile quotation.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 15, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Last time a saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

RIP
Rodney Dangerfield

prommie November 15, 2010 at 3:10 pm

This really has turned into "Bizzarro United States," hasn't it? Being "intelligent" and "corrrect" is now considered arrogant and elitist, the stupid and ignorant are openly demanding equal time, hell, they are demanding, achieving, dominance, by campaigning against such arrogant, elitist values as "intelligence," "knowledge," and "charity."

End the tyranny of the competent! There's nothing wrong with being wrong! Its time for the dumbfucks to take over, its time for the wrong people, the wrong ideas, and the wrong policies! Ignorance and stupidity have been the victim of propaganda by the media, which are biased against stupid and wrong, academia is biased and against stupid and wrong, and until now, reality has been biased against stupid and wrong. Its time to end this unfair treatment of dumbfucks and crazies and fucktards.

binarian November 15, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Agreed. Which actually sounds kind of……liberal, in a way. They're just "differently abled". Yeah, that'll fuck 'em up.

Ducksworthy November 15, 2010 at 3:33 pm

I would have to say that a majority of the media have ceased discriminating against stupidity and are fully in support ignorance, if fact they wallow in it. Academia is coming along and adapting well to the new reality.

prommie November 15, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Its more that they have created a "Potemkin Village" version of academia, with their Liberty University and others.

transfatz November 16, 2010 at 3:39 am

Thomas Sowell says it's all the intellectuals' fault.
All hail the rise of the "Thoughtless Tank".

DustBowlBlues November 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Watching Bible Spice launch her campaign bid by appearing on an erstaz "reality teevee" show where she dangles the retard in front of a grizzly bear and hearing acongressman demand energy be managed according to the Old Testament and others claim that no one should pay any taxes, ever, for the deficit reduction plan,and winning elections overwhelmingly with shit like this–has pretty much heralded the decline of the American Empire just the way those orgy/vomatorium dinners sounded the death knell for the Roman Empire.

I keep waiting for the public to get fed up, but it ain't gonna' happen, is it? They're going to get tax cuts for the wealthy because, goddamit, they could win the lottery and need them and the ploy will make as many jobs as it has for the last ten years and this country will completely be in the crapper with no FDR in sight.

Ah, shit. It's hopeless, isn't it?

Chet Kincaid November 15, 2010 at 7:28 pm

The Nazis had much better propaganda. Would you rather watch naked Germans throwing javelins or Alaska Peggy Hill dislocating her shoulder firing a rifle she never touched before in her life?

prommie November 16, 2010 at 9:57 am

They got them guys that drive around turning left all the time.

Dashboard_Jesus November 15, 2010 at 9:22 pm

oh yes, 'Idiocracy' has come to 'Merka sooner than anticipated (I was sorta hopin' I'd be dead before the morons finally took over, c'est la vie!) here, this pretty much explains it…
"Idiocracy" – the future of human evolution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo

trampndirtdown November 15, 2010 at 11:12 pm

Sweet Jeebus I thought it was a comedy when I first saw it.

Dashboard_Jesus November 15, 2010 at 11:32 pm

well originally it was meant to be a comedy, kinda sorta…unfortunately it's more accurate than they intended?

transfatz November 16, 2010 at 4:49 am

In a survey in my great state people were asked to rate what was important to them.
Bringing high tech industries to the community was #2
Higher education was #8
Yay, we win, break out the rat dick jerky!
Currency devaluation in 3,2,1…

Dashboard_Jesus November 16, 2010 at 9:40 pm

LUCKY, y'all got skills, all we got here is morons! (is it IdaHo?)
Napoleon Dynamite Skills http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5wmParkppw&fe

transfatz November 17, 2010 at 5:15 am

Shit! Busted! Please, please don't tell Wonkette where I am. I promise I won't reach under the stall partition again.

zhubajie November 16, 2010 at 4:15 am

Check out http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/ , "The limits of competence"

zhubajie November 16, 2010 at 4:26 am

Check out http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/ , "The limits of competence"

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Can we herd them all into Texas?

deanbooth November 15, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Yes, Virginia, there is a Sanity Clause.

sati_demise November 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm

oh s.n.a.p.!

mrblifil November 15, 2010 at 8:46 pm
deanbooth November 15, 2010 at 9:31 pm
neiltheblaze November 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm

It's not Ginny's fault if the people at Liberty Central have no sense of humor for prank phone calls – or maybe that was really her husband, otherwise known as "Scalia's Fleshlight".

Ohmyhat November 15, 2010 at 4:48 pm

"Scalia's Fleshlight"

I call band name dibs.

donner_froh November 15, 2010 at 3:28 pm

What has this country come to if the wife of a supreme court justice can't raise funds from organizations that might have cases before the supreme court and do a little drunk dialing of numbers she finds in her husband's old address book.

Commanism fer sure.

johnnyzhivago November 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Is there anything stupider than using the title "CEO" for some half-assed advocacy group. Next we'll have the CEO of the local Knights of Columbus branch or CEO of the shoeshine stand in the subway.

Isn't the Pope the CEO of the Catholic Church or Barack Obama, CEO of America.

donner_froh November 15, 2010 at 7:43 pm

There is something that approaches "CEO of corner bar". It is the multiplying "presidents" in Hollywood. There are Presidents of Production, Presidents of Distribution, even Co-Presidents.

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Try Banking, BofA has over 1000 Vice Presidents alone.

Kidneys4Sale November 15, 2010 at 4:34 pm

GAWD DAM! Phillip Seymour Hoffman looks like shit.

indecencycmdr November 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Being too insane for teabaggers is like being too pervy for wonkette.

Pop_Socket November 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm

I resemble that remark.

Rarian Rakista November 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm

There is always 4chan to visit or a poop-eating militia to join.

voodooeconomics November 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm

what the heck ; There are many soldiers of the Wehrmacht that looks like her and wears the same style of uniform, er blouse.

MarionNYNY November 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm

You know your stalking addiction is out of control when you need to quit your (not a real) job in order to devote more time and energy to it.

mavenmaven November 15, 2010 at 5:17 pm

I figure the Thomas family had signed to do an advertisement for Coke.

philpjfry November 15, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Godamn evil bitch cock sucker. Once she could have no effect on elections,(did she?) and it stopped being fun because people were no longer paying attention to her moronic caterwalling, She stops doing what was her god given, no mandated, vocation of heading up a group of brain dead slugs. What a turd. How can she sleep at night. Oh no she can't, that's when she calls Anita.

Office_39 November 15, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Is that a dress Ginny is wearing or a Halloween costume?

Jukesgrrl November 15, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Justice Thomas haz a sad. His hopes of having some Liberty of his own (for sexy time, no doubt) have been dashed. She's ba-a-a-a-ck, with her drunk all day and awake all night habits.

fuflans November 15, 2010 at 6:18 pm

girls just wanna have fun.

DustBowlBlues November 15, 2010 at 6:32 pm

I resent it when people claim Clarence lacks intellectual legal understanding of the cases before the court, just because he doesn't ask any questions. Ever. The Mexican lady asked more questions in her first hour on the bench than he has in his entire service, if one wants to call it that, to the supremes.

He's as smart as the other justices. Why ask questions if you've made up your mind prior to anything coming before the court? Corporation? You win. Racist? You win. Pornographer? ("ugh, let me get a call from Scalia on that").

Barrelhse November 15, 2010 at 6:51 pm

And when she sits around the house, she sits Around the House….

BklynIlluminati November 15, 2010 at 7:07 pm

I want the Kool-Aid Clarence be feeding this biatch. Because my wife would be getting dosed heavy with it. Hey babe spent the day being a sexist pig looking at porn and hitting on every thing that crossed my path with anything higher than an 'A' cup. You need to call them girls to apologize to me

guangho November 15, 2010 at 7:54 pm

No worries. I'm sure Justice Thomas will recuse himself from all cases where his wife's activities may be a conflict of interest, thereby creating a slew of 4-4 decisions…..

comrad_darkness November 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm

I know nothzink!
I do not know vhy I am vearing ziss pink outfit.
I know nothzink!

Sepecat2 November 15, 2010 at 11:03 pm

Love them Stones! And, those two truly deserve each other….

Barrelhse November 16, 2010 at 12:38 am

She makes the best Peccary pie in all of Lompoc.

NorthStarSpanx November 16, 2010 at 9:17 am

Can you imagine, a liberal SCOTUS' spouse working for ACORN?

ttommyunger November 16, 2010 at 11:17 am

I happen to have it on good authority that the real reason she stepped down was that someone had put a pubic hair on her gavel. A black, tightly-coiled pubic hair…

bankalchemist December 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Just think Clarence can put on those elf outfits for the Holiday Season and with his banking buddies Jeff Nash & Brian Kelly who support the road show as Mr Footlong from Austin Tx to Napa Ca, the new show is appearing for L.D.Silver the second coming. bankalchemist.

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