Chris Christie Endorses James ‘Rape Prank’ O’Keefe’s Latest Video

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Conservative activist James O’Keefe released a video titled ‘Teachers unions gone wild’ claiming to show undercover footage from a New Jersey Education Association leadership conference bashing Gov. Chris Christie and discussing how hard it is for a teacher to get fired. At a town-hall style talk in Monmouth Junction on Tuesday Christie said that he has seen the video and finds it both ‘enlightening and enraging.’

It’s so sweet to see those crazy kids have a crush on each other. Those two were made for one another! They both love that YouTube stuff. James O’Keefe should present the governor a selectively edited video clip that makes him look thin and ask Christie to civil-union him. [Star-Ledger]

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38 comments

  1. mavenmaven

    A sex boat full of dildos, teachers, and conservative activists dressed as pimps sounds like it might be both enraging and enlightening. Is this that O'Keefe video?

  2. edgydrifter

    Has O'Keefe made a video yet that doesn't make him look like a colossal douchebag? If there is, he deserves an Oscar because that would take some friggin' awesome editing and special effects.

    1. widestanceroman

      There's probably at least one tape that makes him look anything but colossal. . .if you catch my 'drift.'

          1. SorosBot

            Considering that he seems to have gotten his seduction techniques from BangBus and the like, I think it's safe to assume his non-masturbatory experience is minimal.

            Note to James: those are actresses and it's actually scripted.

    2. Beowoof

      With a name such as O'Keefe I am sure he suffers with the Irish Curse. What is the Irish Curse you ask? Well it affects women more than the men and it is the small dick. Being Irish myself I am aware of this disease, and then being Jewish on my Mom's side, some guy showed up and cut half of it off.

      1. ttommyunger

        Only half? My foreskin was two thirds of my total package, and my parents waited until I was eight fucking years old to do it. Went in for a tonsillectomy and got my dick clipped in the bargain. BTW, the Irish aren't the only ones with this curse, this German also suffers from Ted Nugent Disease. Hell, why do you think we are always invading all those countries? Over-Compensation, naturally!

  3. V572625694

    In his speech, Christ J. Christly says one of our main problems today is the "lack of introspection." How can he say that only a couple of days after former prez Bush just published a deeply introspective collection of news clips put together by staff members to which he allowed his name to be affixed as "author"?

    And BTW, can we have a link to O'Keefe's vid? I'm too lazy to google it.

  4. elviouslyqueer

    From the Star-Ledger comments: I can't decide what organization is worse, Al Qeda or the NJEA.

    Yes, because educators bitching about their fat fuck of a governor are exactly equivalent to plane-hijacking, suicide bombing, indiscriminate people-killing religious fundamentalists.

      1. Beowoof

        Usually an affliction of those who think teachers do nothing but hang around the school all day shooting the shit and then go to their real jobs at night. These are the same people who would never spend a minute with their kid reading them a book, they're too busy at a tea bag meeting bitching about how government is ruining their lives. And show up at a parent teacher conference, no way survivor is on. Then they wonder why their kids are smoking weed all day.

    1. LionelHutzEsq

      No comparison. The teachers are in a union, so are part of an evil Socialist/Communist plan to subvert this country and place it under the control of George Soros. So they are way worse than any damn terrorist. Why do you hate America so?

  5. SorosBot

    The teachers bashed the Governor who slashed the education budget to "balance the budget" while cutting taxes for the rich? Why, you'd almost think they were rational and cared about performing their jobs, how horrid!

  6. SmutBoffin

    What's up with these Teachers Unions defending the workplace rights of their members and engaging in political advocacy that advances the causes of said members?

    Sounds unAmerican to me.

    1. Beowoof

      They're represented by those unions. And we all know that unions are all about not working, after all they got the 40 hour work week, they want fair pay and benefits for their members, and they protect them from administrators with personal axes to grind. Would you want to be represented by a group who do such awful things for you? I didn't think so.

      1. Negropolis

        But, chambers of commerce and trade associations are just dandy when they shill for their corporate members. Just good, hard-working Americans who are the best job creators in the history of China.

  7. DashboardBuddha

    While I don't completely dig what I'm doing for a job right now, I am SO glad I'm no longer a teacher. Being a human punching bag really sucks.

  8. EatsBabyDingos

    The right must put down the Union Insurrection. It's taken about 40 years since anyone cared about the AFL-CIO, UMW, and the UAW; the only ones left have about 12 members in each union, and they only worry about staying awake for Wheel of Fortune.

    Except my wife, whose union dues get her that enviable $12.37 an hour PLUS annual cost of living increases of 30% to the health plan. Wowzer, what a deal!

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      If you count all the hours at home working on lesson plans, grading papers etc., my teacher wife doesn't make anywhere near $12/hour. Even if you count in the pay she gets for the nine weeks off in the summer. The benefits plan is pretty good though. And only $400/mo of that comes out of her paycheck.

  9. bumfug

    It obviously doesn't take much to enlighten Chris Christie. Everything he knows about international intelligence gathering techniques probably comes from Spy v. Spy cartoons.

  10. johnnyzhivago

    When New Jersey residents realize in 3 years that Christie has done nothing about property taxes, the only thing anyone here cares about, they will toss him over the side like the boat anchor he is.

    Unless he's elected president in 2012, that is…

  11. StillGoinGreen

    The best ass I ever got was when I was in college and there was this super hot 2nd grade teacher living in my apartment building. She "tossed my salad" at a time when I didn't even know it was called "tossing a salad". I know this has nothing to do with the story, I just had to brag.

    1. BarryOPotter

      She "tossed my salad" at a time when I didn't even know it was called "tossing a salad".

      Still Going Green was later heard to say that he's "…been going green ever since then."

  12. PublicLuxury

    Fuckin' teachers. All they ever do is bitch. They bitch about class size, they bitch about budgets, bitch about the sports being cut, bitch about the arts being cut, bitch about not having enough textbooks, bitch, bitch, bitch. You'd think they had a important job or something, like conservative video editor or being the fattest person alive not driving a mobility scooter.

    Christ Christy had better lay off the teachers. Attacking teachers is like attacking a kid…

  13. Beowoof

    James O'Keefe ruined someone's life, probably under the auspices of Andrew Brietbart, well just another day at the office. This what these guys do and they do it well. The only hope is someone will do it to them.

  14. ttommyunger

    O'Keefe and Christy. A pencil-necked humorless dingleberry of a creature and a ginormous whale of a lardass. If you could blend them together you would almost have a sort of normal human being; except for the totally fucked-inthe-head part.

  15. LionelHutzEsq

    So Chris Christie is associating with known law breakers.

    And how many laws did O'Keefe have to break, and how many edits did he have to make, to get this film footage.

    It is just a shame that the guy who hacked Sara Palin's account wasn't a Republican, or he would be walking scott free right now.

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