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Uh Oh, Michael Steele Gets a Challenger; Rap Battle Time!

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Michael Steele no longer has free time to flash “gang signs” with interns. He now has an opponent running against him for his job: former Michigan Republican Party Chairman Saul Anuzis, who ran against him last time. “Awe, snaps!” Anyway, like Newell, we noticed something when we tabbed this story this morning: Anuzis’ blog is called “That’s Saul, Folks!,” which… c’mon, guy. This man will need a better blog-title pun than that, so we will help him out with some better options:

Roll Saul (Like that one media thing!)
Saul My Children (Like that soap opera!)
Saul Wheel Drive (Like that car option!)
BaseSaul (Like that sport!)
Saul Dogs Go To Heaven 2 (Like that 90’s cartoon movie!)

You get to pick ONE. The rest of those will be the names of Wonkette’s spinoff sites. [WP]

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  • chickensmack

    I'll Saul Your Legs Off

    • straighteight

      Saul 3D

  • DashboardBuddha

    It's Saul Greek to me.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Saulitico.

  • http://wonkette.com Zvi_Bleindmeis

    Saul that and a bag of potato chips.

  • SexySmurf

    The Saul of Cthulhu.

  • obfuscator2

    i saul you blowing a guy in a truckstop restroom outside flint a few years ago.

  • http://wonkette.com Zvi_Bleindmeis

    Saul Train!

    • lochnessmonster

      Awe Saul!

  • straighteight

    That's Saul she wrote.

  • OkieDokieDog

    Saul sizzles da drizzles.

    Oh I give up. I'm not a "rap" connoisseur. But I did watch the Snoop Doggy on Letterman this week.

  • http://fadhawk.wordpress.com FadHawk

    It's Saul & The Family

  • WriteyWriterton

    Saulsa. For Hispanic audiences, amirite?

  • edgydrifter

    Saul Finger!

    I've been waiting ages for "Breakin' 3: RNC" to come out. It's like a dream come true.

  • http://littlewanking.blogspot.com/ harry_palmer

    Saul iz an Anus

    • Katydid

      I was gonna go with It's Saul Anuses to me, but that works too.

      • ShaveTheWhales

        You beat me to "It's Saul Anusiz". I still like it.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Saul in the Family.
    Laverne and Sauley.

    • MuslinMosk

      I think Saul in the Family is already the name of his incest porn site

  • http://littlewanking.blogspot.com/ harry_palmer

    Saul 'right, cuz Saul's white

    • Beetagger

      Methinks Saul is just Steele in whiteface. Strong resemblance.

  • MrButtersworth

    Saul About the Benjamins?
    Saul-ways Sunny in Michigan?
    Saul Downhill from Here?
    Saul of the Dead?
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Saul?
    Big Saul on Truck Nutz?

  • SorosBot

    Saul (20)10: The Final Chapter, for real this time, we mean it, we're not saying it's the end and still putting out another one next Halloween

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Saul-Out
    Saulted Nuts

  • CapeClod

    Saul, what have you done for me lately?

  • Mute_Gingrich

    Ron Saul

  • HateMachine

    Saul-azar Slytherin

  • emmelemm

    Oh, Wonkette commenters, thanks for saul the laughs this Friday.

    (I wish I was clever and punny, but that's all I got.)

  • problemwithcaring

    Saulso and Such As.

  • elfgoldsackring

    Suck on my (white) chocolate Saul-ty balls.

  • jodyleek

    Saul-acious
    Saul long, sucka!

  • SorosBot

    Saul long and thanks for Saul the fish.

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    Saul you later, alligator.

  • V572625694

    A bag of lightly Saulted poison rat dicks.

  • bureaucrap

    I'm sorry, but I think it's much more productive to go with his last name and its super-easy, anyone can figure it out "U Nazis" anagram, to wit:

    Tied up in U Nazis.
    Naughty U-Nazis.
    Chock full U Nazis.

    and of course, wonkette's beloved
    Truck U-Nazis.

    You can also use his last name in its unanagrammed form. Works almost (but not quite) as well.

  • GOPCrusher

    Saul, Where's My Car!

  • http://assistantatlas.blogspot.com/ assistantatlas

    He and Steele should just join forces and become Sault-'n-Pepa.

    • DashboardBuddha

      But what if they got into a fight? Who would be charge with a Sault and battery?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Saul the Fucking Idiot Douche

    I don't think I'm quite getting the hang of this.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Anuz is as Anuzis does

  • petehammer

    Q: So these hot dogs, what are they made of… half pig snouts, half pig anuses?

    A: S'all anuses!

  • gullywompr

    Saul nobody gives a flying fuck what the fuck your lame-ass fucking tag line is, you fucking bag of fucking right-wing fuck. Aulso.

  • the_problem_child

    Saul ova when the fat lady sings.

  • ghblowhard

    Shock and Saul

  • axmxz

    RNC: Saul Asylum.

  • http://fontofliberty.blogspot.com/ Rarian Rakista

    Saul means borrowed in Hebrew.
    http://www.meaning-of-names.com/israeli-names/sau

  • 7pilesofwisdom

    So I guess the wrap is, "Many a tear has to fall, but it's Saul in the game."

  • transfatz

    Saul good.

  • __kth__

    Saul our children learning?

  • philpjfry

    That's Saul folks