Michael Steele no longer has free time to flash “gang signs” with interns. He now has an opponent running against him for his job: former Michigan Republican Party Chairman Saul Anuzis, who ran against him last time. “Awe, snaps!” Anyway, like Newell, we noticed something when we tabbed this story this morning: Anuzis’ blog is called “That’s Saul, Folks!,” which… c’mon, guy. This man will need a better blog-title pun than that, so we will help him out with some better options:
Roll Saul (Like that one media thing!)
Saul My Children (Like that soap opera!)
Saul Wheel Drive (Like that car option!)
BaseSaul (Like that sport!)
Saul Dogs Go To Heaven 2 (Like that 90′s cartoon movie!)
You get to pick ONE. The rest of those will be the names of Wonkette’s spinoff sites. [WP]
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I'll Saul Your Legs Off
Saul 3D
It's Saul Greek to me.
Saulitico.
Saul that and a bag of potato chips.
The Saul of Cthulhu.
i saul you blowing a guy in a truckstop restroom outside flint a few years ago.
Saul Train!
Awe Saul!
That's Saul she wrote.
Saul sizzles da drizzles.
Oh I give up. I'm not a "rap" connoisseur. But I did watch the Snoop Doggy on Letterman this week.
It's Saul & The Family
Saulsa. For Hispanic audiences, amirite?
Saul Finger!
I've been waiting ages for "Breakin' 3: RNC" to come out. It's like a dream come true.
Saul iz an Anus
I was gonna go with It's Saul Anuses to me, but that works too.
You beat me to "It's Saul Anusiz". I still like it.
Saul in the Family.
Laverne and Sauley.
I think Saul in the Family is already the name of his incest porn site
Saul 'right, cuz Saul's white
Methinks Saul is just Steele in whiteface. Strong resemblance.
Saul About the Benjamins?
Saul-ways Sunny in Michigan?
Saul Downhill from Here?
Saul of the Dead?
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Saul?
Big Saul on Truck Nutz?
Saul (20)10: The Final Chapter, for real this time, we mean it, we're not saying it's the end and still putting out another one next Halloween
Saul-Out
Saulted Nuts
Saul, what have you done for me lately?
Ron Saul
Saul-azar Slytherin
Oh, Wonkette commenters, thanks for saul the laughs this Friday.
(I wish I was clever and punny, but that's all I got.)
Saulso and Such As.
Suck on my (white) chocolate Saul-ty balls.
Saul-acious
Saul long, sucka!
Saul long and thanks for Saul the fish.
Saul you later, alligator.
A bag of lightly Saulted poison rat dicks.
I'm sorry, but I think it's much more productive to go with his last name and its super-easy, anyone can figure it out "U Nazis" anagram, to wit:
Tied up in U Nazis.
Naughty U-Nazis.
Chock full U Nazis.
and of course, wonkette's beloved
Truck U-Nazis.
You can also use his last name in its unanagrammed form. Works almost (but not quite) as well.
Saul, Where's My Car!
He and Steele should just join forces and become Sault-'n-Pepa.
But what if they got into a fight? Who would be charge with a Sault and battery?
Saul the Fucking Idiot Douche
I don't think I'm quite getting the hang of this.
Anuz is as Anuzis does
Q: So these hot dogs, what are they made of… half pig snouts, half pig anuses?
A: S'all anuses!
Saul nobody gives a flying fuck what the fuck your lame-ass fucking tag line is, you fucking bag of fucking right-wing fuck. Aulso.
Saul ova when the fat lady sings.
Shock and Saul
RNC: Saul Asylum.
Saul means borrowed in Hebrew.
http://www.meaning-of-names.com/israeli-names/sau...
So I guess the wrap is, "Many a tear has to fall, but it's Saul in the game."
Saul good.
Saul our children learning?
That's Saul folks
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