SAUL OF THE WILD?  2:36 pm November 12, 2010

Uh Oh, Michael Steele Gets a Challenger; Rap Battle Time!

by Jack Stuef

Michael Steele no longer has free time to flash “gang signs” with interns. He now has an opponent running against him for his job: former Michigan Republican Party Chairman Saul Anuzis, who ran against him last time. “Awe, snaps!” Anyway, like Newell, we noticed something when we tabbed this story this morning: Anuzis’ blog is called “That’s Saul, Folks!,” which… c’mon, guy. This man will need a better blog-title pun than that, so we will help him out with some better options:

Roll Saul (Like that one media thing!)
Saul My Children (Like that soap opera!)
Saul Wheel Drive (Like that car option!)
BaseSaul (Like that sport!)
Saul Dogs Go To Heaven 2 (Like that 90′s cartoon movie!)

You get to pick ONE. The rest of those will be the names of Wonkette’s spinoff sites. [WP]


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chickensmack November 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I'll Saul Your Legs Off

straighteight November 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Saul 3D

DashboardBuddha November 12, 2010 at 2:46 pm

It's Saul Greek to me.

SayItWithWookies November 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm


Zvi_Bleindmeis November 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Saul that and a bag of potato chips.

SexySmurf November 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm

The Saul of Cthulhu.

obfuscator2 November 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm

i saul you blowing a guy in a truckstop restroom outside flint a few years ago.

Zvi_Bleindmeis November 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Saul Train!

lochnessmonster November 12, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Awe Saul!

straighteight November 12, 2010 at 2:52 pm

That's Saul she wrote.

OkieDokieDog November 12, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Saul sizzles da drizzles.

Oh I give up. I'm not a "rap" connoisseur. But I did watch the Snoop Doggy on Letterman this week.

FadHawk November 12, 2010 at 2:58 pm

It's Saul & The Family

WriteyWriterton November 12, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Saulsa. For Hispanic audiences, amirite?

edgydrifter November 12, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Saul Finger!

I've been waiting ages for "Breakin' 3: RNC" to come out. It's like a dream come true.

harry_palmer November 12, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Saul iz an Anus

Katydid November 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm

I was gonna go with It's Saul Anuses to me, but that works too.

ShaveTheWhales November 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm

You beat me to "It's Saul Anusiz". I still like it.

elviouslyqueer November 12, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Saul in the Family.
Laverne and Sauley.

MuslinMosk November 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm

I think Saul in the Family is already the name of his incest porn site

harry_palmer November 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Saul 'right, cuz Saul's white

Beetagger November 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Methinks Saul is just Steele in whiteface. Strong resemblance.

MrButtersworth November 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Saul About the Benjamins?
Saul-ways Sunny in Michigan?
Saul Downhill from Here?
Saul of the Dead?
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Saul?
Big Saul on Truck Nutz?

SorosBot November 12, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Saul (20)10: The Final Chapter, for real this time, we mean it, we're not saying it's the end and still putting out another one next Halloween

imissopus November 12, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Saulted Nuts

CapeClod November 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Saul, what have you done for me lately?

Mute_Gingrich November 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Ron Saul

HateMachine November 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Saul-azar Slytherin

emmelemm November 12, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Oh, Wonkette commenters, thanks for saul the laughs this Friday.

(I wish I was clever and punny, but that's all I got.)

problemwithcaring November 12, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Saulso and Such As.

elfgoldsackring November 12, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Suck on my (white) chocolate Saul-ty balls.

jodyleek November 12, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Saul long, sucka!

SorosBot November 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Saul long and thanks for Saul the fish.

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Saul you later, alligator.

V572625694 November 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm

A bag of lightly Saulted poison rat dicks.

bureaucrap November 12, 2010 at 4:26 pm

I'm sorry, but I think it's much more productive to go with his last name and its super-easy, anyone can figure it out "U Nazis" anagram, to wit:

Tied up in U Nazis.
Naughty U-Nazis.
Chock full U Nazis.

and of course, wonkette's beloved
Truck U-Nazis.

You can also use his last name in its unanagrammed form. Works almost (but not quite) as well.

GOPCrusher November 12, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Saul, Where's My Car!

assistantatlas November 12, 2010 at 5:12 pm

He and Steele should just join forces and become Sault-'n-Pepa.

DashboardBuddha November 12, 2010 at 5:44 pm

But what if they got into a fight? Who would be charge with a Sault and battery?

mrblifil November 12, 2010 at 6:05 pm

Saul the Fucking Idiot Douche

I don't think I'm quite getting the hang of this.

mrblifil November 12, 2010 at 6:30 pm

Anuz is as Anuzis does

petehammer November 12, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Q: So these hot dogs, what are they made of… half pig snouts, half pig anuses?

A: S'all anuses!

gullywompr November 12, 2010 at 8:51 pm

Saul nobody gives a flying fuck what the fuck your lame-ass fucking tag line is, you fucking bag of fucking right-wing fuck. Aulso.

the_problem_child November 12, 2010 at 10:03 pm

Saul ova when the fat lady sings.

ghblowhard November 13, 2010 at 11:21 am

Shock and Saul

axmxz November 13, 2010 at 10:19 pm

RNC: Saul Asylum.

Rarian Rakista November 14, 2010 at 1:47 am

Saul means borrowed in Hebrew.

7pilesofwisdom November 14, 2010 at 4:53 am

So I guess the wrap is, "Many a tear has to fall, but it's Saul in the game."

transfatz November 14, 2010 at 6:37 am

Saul good.

__kth__ November 15, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Saul our children learning?

philpjfry November 16, 2010 at 11:46 am

That's Saul folks

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