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Uh Oh, Michael Steele Gets a Challenger; Rap Battle Time!

Michael Steele no longer has free time to flash “gang signs” with interns. He now has an opponent running against him for his job: former Michigan Republican Party Chairman Saul Anuzis, who ran against him last time. “Awe, snaps!” Anyway, like Newell, we noticed something when we tabbed this story this morning: Anuzis’ blog is called “That’s Saul, Folks!,” which… c’mon, guy. This man will need a better blog-title pun than that, so we will help him out with some better options:

Roll Saul (Like that one media thing!)
Saul My Children (Like that soap opera!)
Saul Wheel Drive (Like that car option!)
BaseSaul (Like that sport!)
Saul Dogs Go To Heaven 2 (Like that 90′s cartoon movie!)

You get to pick ONE. The rest of those will be the names of Wonkette’s spinoff sites. [WP]

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50 comments

  1. OkieDokieDog

    Saul sizzles da drizzles.

    Oh I give up. I'm not a "rap" connoisseur. But I did watch the Snoop Doggy on Letterman this week.

  2. edgydrifter

    Saul Finger!

    I've been waiting ages for "Breakin' 3: RNC" to come out. It's like a dream come true.

  3. MrButtersworth

    Saul About the Benjamins?
    Saul-ways Sunny in Michigan?
    Saul Downhill from Here?
    Saul of the Dead?
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Saul?
    Big Saul on Truck Nutz?

  4. SorosBot

    Saul (20)10: The Final Chapter, for real this time, we mean it, we're not saying it's the end and still putting out another one next Halloween

  5. emmelemm

    Oh, Wonkette commenters, thanks for saul the laughs this Friday.

    (I wish I was clever and punny, but that's all I got.)

  6. bureaucrap

    I'm sorry, but I think it's much more productive to go with his last name and its super-easy, anyone can figure it out "U Nazis" anagram, to wit:

    Tied up in U Nazis.
    Naughty U-Nazis.
    Chock full U Nazis.

    and of course, wonkette's beloved
    Truck U-Nazis.

    You can also use his last name in its unanagrammed form. Works almost (but not quite) as well.

  7. gullywompr

    Saul nobody gives a flying fuck what the fuck your lame-ass fucking tag line is, you fucking bag of fucking right-wing fuck. Aulso.

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