EARTH VS. THE MACHINES  6:05 pm November 11, 2010

Fight the TSA’s Child Porn Airport Death Machines, November 24!

by Ken Layne

He's baaaaccckkk (to kill you).Guess who’s pushing for these radiation/porn camera tubes in every airport, to first debase you and then kill you with cancer? Hollow-eyed death monster Michael Chertoff, former director of Homeland Security! He’s now a lobbyist for the death-porn humiliation chambers, which is why it’s very important to security — his financial security — that you be subjected to outrageous doses of deadly radiation while the TSA’s obese high-school dropouts masturbate to x-ray jpgs of your breasts and/or penis. But on November 24, you can defeat Michael Chertoff, the undead spawn of Moloch.

Remember how the scrappy Afghan mujahideen crushed the mighty Soviet Union in Afghanistan, which quickly led to the collapse of the entire USSR? No? Well, it happened, in the 1980s. How about when the scrappy Taliban defeated America in Afghanistan, which is actually still happening today? Let’s not talk about that, because it’s Veterans Day. What we can talk about is how you, the brave freedom-fries fighter, can defeat the pornographic death-ray machines being installed in U.S. airports just in time for some obese high-school dropouts to look at your children’s genitalia, for Thanksgiving! On November 24, the day before Thanksgiving and one of the busiest air-travel days of the year, you are being called upon to cripple the TSA, hooray! (For freedom.)

You know about the pornographic death-scan X-ray naked radiation tanks people are being told to climb inside, in order to get on planes? Well, it seems that even Americans can only be humiliated and shit upon so much (by professionals) before they sort of stand up for themselves, a little bit. Standing up for yourself in this case means “opting out” of the cancer murder porn machine the TSA is using to a) look at your children naked and b) literally murder you with death rays. And “opting out” means one of the TSA tards actually attempts to stick its KFC-greased fingers in your anus or vagina, so that UPS can ship printer-cartridge bombs on cargo planes from Yemen. Not a perfect protest, but we still recommend you do it, because not a single airport is going to be prepared for this, plus all the pilots are refusing to go through the radiation-nudity chambers, so basically somebody is going to have to call off the use of these child-porn tubes because otherwise the near-death American Economy is going to be finished off, for good, by Thanksgiving.

Here’s what the organizers of National Opt-Out Day have to say:

Who?
You, your family and friends traveling by air on Wednesday, November 24, 2010.

What?
National Opt-Out Day. While the government doesn’t always like to advertise this, you have the ability to opt-out of the naked body scanner machines (AIT, or Advance Imaging Technology, as the government calls it). All you have to do is say “I opt out” when they tell you to go through one of the machines. You will then be given a pat down.

Where?
At an airport near you!

When?
Wednesday, November 24, 2010. That’s right: November 24 – one of the busiest travel days of the year! We want families to sit around the dinner table, eating turkey, talking about how a government employee molested them at the airport. We hope the outrageous experience then propels people to write their Member of Congress and the airlines to demand change.

Why?
We are sick of “security theater.” These naked body scanners do not make us a more secure nation. In fact, the scanners, which use radiation, may not even be safe for our long-term health. The government should not have the ability to virtually strip search anyone it wants. Why should a government employee get to see a naked scan of a passenger, and do who knows what in the back room while viewing that image? We have already heard stories of TSA officials laughing at small genitals and making certain women go through the machines or taking off extra clothes, reducing them to tears. This is absolutely sick behavior. If you don’t like it and don’t want to be virtually strip searched, then too bad says the government. To try and make everyone comply with the naked body scanners, the government has made the alternative worse! With their enhanced pat downs, TSA now touches the genitals and private areas of men, women and children with the front of the hand! We do not believe the government has a right to see you naked or feel you up just because you bought an airline ticket. There are better, less invasive security measures that can be taken.

How?
By saying “I opt out” when told to go through the bodying imaging machines and submitting to a pat down. Also, be sure to have your pat down by TSA in full public – do not go to the back room when asked. Every citizen must see for themselves how the government treats law-abiding citizens.

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nounverb911 November 11, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Can the machines see David Vitter's diapers?

RedneckMuslin November 12, 2010 at 8:33 am

Aha! Caught you! Trick question! Bush doesn't have a brain!

OneDollarJuana November 12, 2010 at 10:02 am

Can you imagine the look on that poor TSA guard as he runs his fingers into the steaming load in Vitter's diapers?

chascates November 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Matt Drudge, naturally, was one of the first to expose this plot by 'Big Sis' to look at air travelers' privates. The alleged fact that leering TSA employees (not a trained union force but cheap rent-a-cops) are groping your Johnsons and Hoo-Haws should be worthy of a House subcommittee investigation. Or at least a chalkboard explanation by that Beck fellow.

HedonismBot November 11, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Sorry. Doesn't meet Crazy-Eyes Bachmann's definition of "un-American activities."

GravyBoyJohnson November 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm

sounds like i'm gonna opt-in for a handjob the next time i fly!

Maman November 11, 2010 at 6:18 pm

Screw that. I am tired of having my boobs touched. I would prefer to take my shirt off in public rather than have to be felt up in the name of national security.

Ken Layne November 11, 2010 at 6:19 pm

A lot of people plan on doing this on November 24, too.

Honestly, the tards can't touch you if you just flash 'em.

Maman November 11, 2010 at 6:22 pm

I might just go to the airport for the show… I wonder how many of the flashers will be arrested for causing a public disruption.

Didn't we used to have a right against unreasonable search and seizure? Or am I going to the pokey for even thinking that?

V572625694 November 11, 2010 at 6:45 pm

NSA workers are furiously searching every page of the internet for pictures of you as we speak.

Maman November 11, 2010 at 6:55 pm

My icon is a picture of me…. plus or minus 40 years

OneDollarJuana November 12, 2010 at 10:04 am

Heh, you said pokey. Heh.

PsycWench November 11, 2010 at 6:18 pm

"The government" is behind all this? Can Obama see my Victoria's Secret Bra? Because I would totally show him, no need for $$$ equipment.

guangho November 11, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Hello PsycWench. My name is Barack Hussein Obama. Please contact me via Wonkette.

V572625694 November 11, 2010 at 8:08 pm

But is he La-Perla-worthy?

fuflans November 11, 2010 at 6:19 pm

if i were TSA i'd be protesting having to look at america's bodies.

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Agreed. I don't see how your usual tea bagger is hurting the TSA but not forcing them to look at their flabby, corpulent bodies. Hell, if they really wanted to protest, they should insist that their bodies be scanned in all their glory.

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 7:51 pm

I'm applying for a Federal grant as we speak.

Method: Quantify weight loss/gain by TSA agents over a period of one year after the body scanners become universal.

Query: How much does looking at pictures of disgusting fat naked people inspire TSA agents to take up better diet & excercise regimens for themselves, or at least cause lack of appetite.

PsycWench November 11, 2010 at 9:28 pm

Airport duty is punishment for underperforming TSA agents.

Failed_2_Menace November 11, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Chertoff can't comprehend why others consider this technology invasive, because his bones are visible to the naked eye.

deelzebub November 11, 2010 at 6:36 pm

That is a racist statement against my fellow Skeletal Americans.

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 7:18 pm

But some of my best friends are Osseous!

EdFlintstone November 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm

I got a weapon they can scan…..my lovegun.

Maman November 11, 2010 at 6:24 pm

Just try that line at the airport, mister….

GravyBoyJohnson November 11, 2010 at 6:25 pm

ha! that's not box cutter in my pants. i'm just happy to see you.

mookwrthwilson November 11, 2010 at 8:30 pm

No place for hidin' baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

weejee November 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm

From this veteran's dazed perspective, opt out early & often with or without a flash dance.

PS: As long as they let us take our laptops, iPads, and cell phones on da pwain boss, the whole fucking thing is theater save perhaps protecting us from dumb & dumber.

ifthethunderdontgetya November 11, 2010 at 6:21 pm

As usual, I'll be driving from Columbus to D.C. for Turkeygiving. Opting out with less groping.
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Radiotherapy November 11, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Oh, what can be sweeter than heading to grandma's the Wednesday before turkey day on I-70 and thru the cell towerless hinterlands of WV and WMaryland? 10+ hours of hell. I'd rather have repeated total body cavity searches by the TSA.

V572625694 November 11, 2010 at 6:59 pm

Thumbs up to you. Not an expert on this (boring) topic, but going by car should have a small carbon footprint.

ifthethunderdontgetya November 11, 2010 at 7:11 pm

I make it in 7 hours and change, thanks to West Virginia and Western Md.'s speeder friendly ways (do not take the Pennsylvania turnpike…do take I-79 south to I-68).

This way you get to enjoy all those I-68 mountains, along with Sideling Hill (seen here from the Honda Civic, which gets me there on a tank and half, aka $30):
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RB2EBocHk_I/S0C2GeQpesI

Radiotherapy November 11, 2010 at 7:24 pm

Having done the trip a hundred times, I prefer the PA turnpike. It is an half an hour faster and way better cell reception. A little tighter drive, but I know it so well. Avoid Wednesday and Sunday afternoon and evening. Either way, have a good trip, and don't argue with your teabagger relatives.

Oh yeah, I am totally fascinated by Breezewood too. I think it is the only place in the Interstate system where you are forced to get off the same highway, drive thru a town and continue on the same highway. What was the political deal with that?

Chet Kincaid November 13, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Ha, I was just talking to someone about the Pennsylvania Turnpike a couple of weeks ago, but hadn't heard/thought the name "Breezewood" in 40 years! Back in the '60s, when I was a grade-schooler, we used to drive through Pennsylvania from Cleveland when my sister was in college in Philadelphia. I always loved going through the tunnels and stopping at Breezewood, where there were tons of fascinating comic books, toys, maps and other tourist-trappy attractions.

facehead November 11, 2010 at 6:22 pm

If only they'd start doing this on buses…

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 6:44 pm

The terrorist won't attack buses. They know no one will notice.

Negropolis November 11, 2010 at 10:13 pm

Ouch! It's funny 'cause it's true.

kenlayisalive November 11, 2010 at 7:52 pm

You can get groped on a greyhound, though it isn't part of any sort of security procedure.

Negropolis November 11, 2010 at 10:14 pm

You can also be beheaded, but that's also not part of any security procedure.

kenlayisalive November 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm

gah. I forgot about that. Didn't he eat bits of the guy while the people watched horrified through the windows?

See, this is why I don't go outside.

Ken Layne November 11, 2010 at 10:28 pm

There was also the Greyhound Lunatic in … Kentucky? … a few days after 9/11, started killing people. The bus overturned? But it wasn't "terrorism" because the guy was Croatian or something … hard to remember all the constant insanity.

Negropolis November 12, 2010 at 2:28 am

See, that's why I don't go to Canada.

Greyhound needs a new slogan….

"Greyhound: Now with 20% Less Beheadings!"

Gratuitous World November 11, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Can I opt to pay $15 for a scanned glossy like at an amusement park?

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 7:42 pm

If you look anything like your Avatar, I'd gladly pay you $20.

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 7:46 pm

That's what I was going to suggest!

Also, if I ask them very nicely, will they let me opt in for both the naked pictures and the groping? Never can be too secure!

SayItWithWookies November 11, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Don't do it — Homeland Security already has a response prepared. If you opt out, they make you look at a naked TSA agent.

WriteyWriterton November 11, 2010 at 6:33 pm

As always, I'm underwhelmed by TSA's endless preference for micro-managerial, technologically-driven "solutions" in lieu of cold shooting anyone in the face – IN THE FACE, AH SAY! – who gives them any lip, in a burqa or out.

PublicLuxury November 11, 2010 at 9:18 pm

Well as long as nobody over-reacts, shooting in the face is a proper solution.

WriteyWriterton November 11, 2010 at 6:34 pm

And nothing comes between me and my burqa. Not even Calvin Klein.

The_Great_Gazoo November 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm

Will skidmarks be detectable? Or will that depend on what you had for lunch?

chickensmack November 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm

No, wait. Better idea. Same day, same venues… but reverse it, and strip to your bare ass while in line. Ticket counter, restaurant, bathroom, the full-body scanner… wherever, it doesn't matter.

Do it for Jesus. And tell people you're protesting, so they won't be as inclined to stare at your junk.

Negropolis November 11, 2010 at 10:15 pm

For Jesus and Country!

justkillmenow November 12, 2010 at 9:20 am

I had no plans to fly on the 24th, but if this catches on, I just might change my mind.

chickensmack November 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm

That's the beauty of it, actually. Just cold show up and strip.

zappadoo76 November 12, 2010 at 7:10 pm

They kinda did that in Germany. People showed up in their underwear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V970g0QzWB8

harry_palmer November 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Chertoff can't sympathize – he looks like a penis with pointy ears, and everybody gets to look at him all the time.

Gratuitous World November 11, 2010 at 6:51 pm

i'd opt that

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 6:46 pm

And how is making a horrendous travel day even worse going to teach TSA anything?

Plus, why are these people so upset with the viewers? If you shove your gun or your bong up your ass, they still won't see it.

kenlayisalive November 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm

Ouch. I shouldn't have bought that four foot Graffix with the winged dragon base.

natoslug November 11, 2010 at 8:44 pm

I prefer storing my mouse in my ass (much better story when they were reporting an actual rodent rather than the 'puter type).

Radiotherapy November 11, 2010 at 6:49 pm

RadioTheRapist.

V572625694 November 11, 2010 at 6:49 pm

It doesn't feel right to beat up on the Toiletries Scrutinization Administration drones at the airport, but what else have we got? Kip "Take-Off-Yer-Shoes-Fer-Freedumb" Hawley left w/the Chimpy Administration and there's nobody at all in charge of TSA. Obamar tried to appoint some hack and that got shot down. Seems like TSA's continuing their incompetence and waste in fine style without a leader.

Extemporanus November 11, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Hmm…

Anyone know whether one of Mike Jerkoff's pornographic death-scan X-ray naked radiation tank child-porn tubes would fit in an '81 Dodge cargo van?

Candy just ain't cuttin' it anymore…

GOPCrusher November 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Chloroform and duct tape, my friend. Chloroform and duct tape.

Tommmcattt November 11, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Wait, if I refuse they are going to stick fingers in my ass?

Hate to say it, but worse for them than for me, quite frankly. I'm 43 years old, and the time when my ass was a vaguely pleasant sight-even for persons inclined that way- is long past.

Here's what we do: Let's all take a short trip…to see our mothers, say, with 50 or 60 of our closest friends. Then, as we reach the Nude-o-trons we all opt out, causing a huge bottleneck and forcing the TSA to plunge each and every one of our depths, so to speak. Do that 5 or 6 times and voila! TSA employees will quit in wretched disgust, and there will be so few replacements that they will have to discontinue the practice altogether, causing mass returns of the afore-mentioned nakeeboxes, sinking the company that makes them into absolute bankruptcy.

Thus we will have revenge on Chertoff at last, and we will have done it with our buttholes. Perfect justice will be ours.

My mother didn't raise any fools, that's for sure. You can take this plan to the BANK.

Radiotherapy November 11, 2010 at 7:35 pm

I was thinking everyone could show up in a Speedo or thong bikini. For Amerika. For patriotism. For sheetz and giggles.

One_who_wanders November 11, 2010 at 9:05 pm

So what are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?

PublicLuxury November 11, 2010 at 9:15 pm

What if I don't want to take it to the bank? What if I just want to jump you but not in a bank? What if millions of women storm the airport wanting to hop your boner? Think about that…

Tommmcattt November 11, 2010 at 9:50 pm

You're always complicating things. The beauty of this plan is its pure simplicity: BUTTHOLE JUSTICE.

The rest is silence.

Blendergoathead November 12, 2010 at 11:06 pm

A-hem. I'm 42 years old, and I still have a great, rock-solid ass. What's going to blow their minds is the fact I'm going to walk into that scanner with the head of a GWB action figure stuck up it.

deanbooth November 11, 2010 at 6:56 pm

I recommend that people also make loud Meg-Ryan-like orgasm sounds while being patted down.

Auntie_Spinster November 11, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Hell, if they can make Andrea Seabrook look thinner…maybe they're worth the trouble for everyone else: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?stor

mrblifil November 11, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Meanwhile at Slate Magazine they are organizing an "Opt In" campaign…

Ken Layne November 11, 2010 at 10:31 pm

Hahahahaha, contrarian to the end! (As long as "contrarian" means doing the most banal, 54-year-old yuppie thing.)

MistaEko November 11, 2010 at 7:00 pm

You might want to check this story. I'm pretty sure Chertoff has his hands full as Hoarde member #26 on The Walking Dead

Not_So_Much November 11, 2010 at 7:03 pm

In my case, they're jerking it to my penis *and* breasts. Proud to be an obese 'Murkan.

JustPixelz November 11, 2010 at 7:59 pm

If you can see your penis without a mirror, you are not eating enough cheese fries.
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slappypaddy November 11, 2010 at 7:05 pm

okay, i read all that. i didn't see any references to second amendment solutions. figures. i knew those teabaggers were full of chickenshit (that's why they don't want any intimate inspections of their persons).

OneYieldRegular November 11, 2010 at 7:22 pm

I've already been in one of these. I mistakenly thought I was simply going to be tele-transported to Newark.

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 7:30 pm

I thought that during the whole Bush administration and its domestic wiretaps, the FOXist tard-rationale went something like "what are yeh fraid of, got sumptin ta hide? YOU A TERRIST??"

Apparently privacy only matters when it is your comical "fun-size" junk being exposed.

twoeightnine November 11, 2010 at 7:40 pm

Ok fine, I'll pay FIVE dollars for a handj. No more.

Wadisay November 11, 2010 at 7:47 pm

Here's my solution: require the TSA guys can to say, to each airline passenger, Step this way, gerbil-dick, or, Whoa, check out the 20-pound pussy on her!.

My_pal_HAL November 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm

Patriots arise. "I will give you that scan when you take it of my cold dead penis."

WordSaladNation November 11, 2010 at 7:57 pm

It's a shame that I spent so much of my adolescence masturbating to sex scenes in Ken Follett novels when I could just as easily have been masturbating to the x-rays that my father, a doctor, brought home from the office each day.

Maman November 11, 2010 at 8:14 pm

Alas, hindsight is 20/20…

MissTaken November 11, 2010 at 10:33 pm

Spleen, liver, yes, oh god, yes, yes, yes, oh, OH, OH, OOOH….mmmm.

WriteyWriterton November 11, 2010 at 8:01 pm

Will an obese Muslin mullah, outraged by his scan, declare a FATwa against TSA? I'll be here all week, godammit, so try the *&^%in' veal, you'll plotz, it's so tender.

MuslinMosk November 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm

I think the scanners are just as stupid as anyone else, but if I end up deciding to fly home for Thanksgiving, and I show up to the airport, and there's a giant line of people being douchebags that make me miss my flight because I didn't show up to the airport six hours early to account for their little protest, there's going to be a homegrown terrorist incident in the security line.

fuflans November 11, 2010 at 9:35 pm

i am so glad i live where i am having thanksgiving.

Ken Layne November 11, 2010 at 10:32 pm

Whatever happens, happens.

user-of-owls November 12, 2010 at 11:27 am

Geez, Ken. Doris Day? Really?

iburl November 11, 2010 at 8:46 pm

Fuck yes to all of this. I'm getting sick of the indignities and humiliations being piled on and on and on.

True odds of terrorism chart: http://gizmodo.com/5435954/the-true-odds-of-airbo

PublicLuxury November 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm

If I show 'em my tits without being asked do I get a coupon for a free Coke or something… maybe a cookie for the kids.

MissTaken November 11, 2010 at 10:35 pm

I'm hoping it will be like Bourbon St and I'll get beads when I voluntarily show my rack.

PublicLuxury November 11, 2010 at 9:12 pm

Maybe if they played that sexy stripper music people would get into it more. With the tips and such, maybe the economy would recover faster. Maybe more people would decide to fly the 'friendly' skies.

Redhead November 11, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Didn't they already have an issue when they were training TSA staffers with these things, where one of the staffers had to walk through it and got so much teasing over his small dick that he went nuts and shot his coworkers?

I remember reading something about this and I'm 95% sure it wasn't on the Onion.

Sacanagem62 November 12, 2010 at 10:33 am

Why yes, in Miami no less. http://tinyurl.com/34t3h5j

scientivore November 12, 2010 at 10:19 pm

He beat up one guy, as I recall. Still, a single felony conviction would cripple his ability to get jobs and housing for the rest of his life, so the rage must've been overwhelming to risk that.

rocktonsam November 11, 2010 at 9:25 pm

do rasculs fit through them things?

teabaggers don't fly do they?

except Chrissy.

Troubledog November 11, 2010 at 9:27 pm

I've done patdowns. Concert patdowns. At a Cure show. Listen, those travelers WANT you to touch them. They're begging for it.

HistoriCat November 11, 2010 at 9:37 pm

Ancillary to the main story but why the fuck are they scanning the pilots? I was under the impression they already had control of the aircraft so if they want to cause death and destruction they already have a handy weapon.

Ken Layne November 11, 2010 at 10:33 pm

When you're at the edge of a Soviet Union-style collapse, there's no longer a reason for anything.

comrad_darkness November 11, 2010 at 10:27 pm

I'm sorry, I'm not coming back to this website until the creeptastic pic on this post is gone.

SudsMcKenzie November 11, 2010 at 11:54 pm

I'm too sexy for that scanner, too sexy for that scanner, too sexy.

I'm too sexy for that pat, to sexy for that pat, what do you think of that.

Negropolis November 12, 2010 at 2:29 am

Are the devices configured so as not to go into "too sexy" overload?

Office_39 November 12, 2010 at 12:06 am

TSA staff and AIT. What stumbles out of a bar after last round and roman candles.

BarackMyWorld November 12, 2010 at 12:46 am

Fuck it. I'm too broke to go anywhere, anyways.

Ducandy November 12, 2010 at 12:58 am

Fuck salt!

Beowoof November 12, 2010 at 1:57 am

I just went through one on my way to New Orleans tonight. As I was going through I was telling the guard that even though I have an average size dick, I wouldn't be starting any fights over it like that guy in Miami, if he started making jokes.

Negropolis November 12, 2010 at 2:30 am

I'd just tell him that I'm a grower not a shower, if I were you.

transfatz November 12, 2010 at 3:33 am

Opt-out no scan passenger brain. Opt-out is Michael hungry now. No brain scan, what in fridge? Ah, good, fetus jar.

t_rax November 12, 2010 at 4:28 am

Not a problem. I already fluff for fun when I'm standing in airport lines.

lochnessmonster November 12, 2010 at 6:53 am

I saw Chertoff on C-SPAN WJ talking about these machines last year and how we need them in all airports. The host did make him admit he lobbys I DC. The other thinghe said was these machines are made in Canada…not even 'Mericun made 'chines looking at our chilruns privates!

hagajim November 12, 2010 at 1:24 pm

If a few trips through the scanner make me look like Michael Chertoff there's no way in hell I am going through there…they'll have to finger my ass instead

zappadoo76 November 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm

C'mon guys, give Michael Chertoff a break. He's just trying to make a buck. That's not easy when you're a corpse.

Dipponhopper November 13, 2010 at 6:39 am

It's best to me so different news here so I like this..

Bodyquick

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 7:42 pm

It's OK, dear. I'm sure you have a very nice personality.

(kidding)

JustPixelz November 11, 2010 at 7:45 pm

Law & Order : Fashion Unit
Sgt Ed: That's a dangerous lookin' collar ya got there, m'am'an. I'm afraid we're gonna hafta bring it in for questioning.
Lt Lou: That's a righteous collar, Ed.
Tim Gunn: I don't think it really works.
Quincy: Are you telling me people are putting these things around their necks AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT?
music:dum dum.

Maman November 11, 2010 at 10:35 pm

darlin' I have so much character that I have been mistaken for Quasi-f'ing-modo….

kenlayisalive November 11, 2010 at 10:41 pm

Probably got lost in the DC Sniper / Anthrax shuffle. What fantastically weird times right after 9/11 was.

Gotta love the bus though. Of course I suppose if I watched someone be beheaded and eaten on one I might consider a car rental.

bitchincamaro2 November 12, 2010 at 8:29 am

I'd hit you.

MsQuasimodo November 13, 2010 at 11:27 pm

Really?

kenlayisalive November 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm

20% less seems reasonable. Take all the beheadings away and you lose the romance.

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