BOYCOTT! BOYCOTT THE INTERNETS!  2:55 pm November 11, 2010

The Google Desecrates Beloved U.S. Flag With Muslin Crescent Moon

by Jack Stuef

SURE YOU COULDN'T FIT A CAN OF TOMATO SOUP IN THERE, TRAITORS?That’s odd. I clicked on the Google button on the AOL and it came up with a new picture. Why would they stick an American flag… OH NO. THEY DID IT SO THEY COULD STICK A CRESCENT MOON IN THERE. The Google has been taken over by Sharia law! AND ON VETERANS DAY! This is a conversation every American is having with himself on the Internet today. Isn’t it just terrible how these Muslims are taking over every aspect of our lives? Go back to the terrorism, please. We liked it when you just did the terrorism. And Google: SHAME ON YOU. WE TRUSTED YOU WITH OUR WEIRD PORN FETISHES.

We stole this Twitter screengrab from Newell:

The future of idiocy is now.

But while the new social media seems to get it, important wingnut institution WND didn’t. They put up a story about the Google logo, but it was all about how Google usually doesn’t honor America in its logo on certain days when every search engine is legally required to, according to laws and stuff about patriotism, and legalness. Hello, WND! Google did not honor America today! It Shariaed it! Pay attention while you’re getting raped, idiots! [Gawker]

Related video

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.


MinAgain November 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm

It doesn't look like a crescent. It looks like the flag has a pointy curved penis. Which fits in with the weird porno fetishes.

Fare la Volpe November 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

The teabaggers are all having flashbacks to when they played Red Rocket with the dog.

Rarian Rakista November 11, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Are you saying they are suffering from such severe dementia they can't remember last weekend?

MoeDeLawn November 11, 2010 at 2:59 pm

It's also a surge in the war on christmas! There is no "L"!

Extemporanus November 11, 2010 at 3:56 pm

A premature warning shot came on Valentine's Day back in 2007.

Googe…sooo messy!

StillGoinGreen November 11, 2010 at 4:01 pm

I am a MUCH bigger fan of Goog- "strawberry up the ass" -e than I am of Goog "muslin flag burning commie moon".

mrblifil November 11, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Where is your patriotism Wonkett??? Everyone knows that is the revered and time-honored American Flag Devil Talon-Cock. FOR SATAN!!1!

ManchuCandidate November 11, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Hey diddle diddle, Allah and the Islamic rabble,
US America jumped over the Muslin moon.
The crazy wingnuts freaked out and look dumb
As the Chinese ran away with the cash!

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm

That's no moon; it's a red Soviet Communist sickle!

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Usually I try to be slightly more nuanced in my comments, perhaps a bit more tinged with sarcasm, but upon seeing those twatters there's only one thing I can say:


That's it. It's time to us computer nerds to take the Internet back and return it to its proper use: getting into Star Trek flame wars and posting grainy 320x200x256-color porn pictures for to look at on our 486's.

HistoriCat November 11, 2010 at 3:07 pm

Those were the days … I blame AOL of course.

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:09 pm

We are now in the 206th month of the Eternal September.

DashboardBuddha November 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm

You know…I miss those days…those days when getting on the web took a little effort and it wasn't "pretty" or "content focused". There were folks who got computers and those who thought computers were "too hard".

(Yes, I know…bold words from a dude posing on one of the 'net's premier discussion/sarcasm sites)

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Yep. Get Trumpet Winsock running on a Win 3.1 system, install Mosaic, dial up with the 33.6k modem, and use Altavista to do some searching. It sucked and was a pain in the ass and slow and ugly and WE LOVED IT. All the magic flew out the window as soon as the computer became just another tool.

It was inevitable, of course, that this happened, and the benefits certainly outweigh the losses, but that sense of being in some sort of mystical, elite club was so POTENT.

jqheywood November 12, 2010 at 9:42 am

Mosaic? No, no, no…Cello! The first windows web browser for discerning pre-Wonketteers.

StillGoinGreen November 11, 2010 at 3:39 pm

Ah yes, when the sound of a dial-up modem was internet porn's version of foreplay!

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm

And "NO CARRIER" was the equivalent of premature ejaculation.

StillGoinGreen November 11, 2010 at 3:48 pm

No doubt! Many a man sat dejected, with a handful of monkeybutter – while gazing at the photo of some young starlet's hairline to her eyebrows. Of course, we veterans of such early wars knew not to even start until you got at least to the areola.

GOPCrusher November 11, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Prodigy or Compuserve. Those were the days.
Damn you Al Gore. Damn you.

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm

He knew not what he did.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm

I still remember the day, second year of college, when I went to yahoo on Mosaic and saw an ad on it. Everybody was outraged, "it's an ad on the internet? How could anyone do that?" Ah, how little we knew.

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

When I was in college, our dorm was hooked *directly* to the net — no firewalls whatsoever, every PC had every single port open and was assigned an IP from the university's Class B block. God, the viruses and malware we network techs had to clean up… kept me in money, though.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Yep, so were ours. It was a nice, fast connection for the times; and it was fun to play games like Warcraft 2 or Doom against the roomates while they were in the same room.

Rarian Rakista November 11, 2010 at 5:48 pm

I was running a BeOS system my first year of college, one of techs could not get the NMAP script to log my OS — college policy forbade even macs — they were even allowed to gain physical access to my room. No Antivirus, no Internet.

My roommate at the time was a rugby player cheating on his best friend's girl so when they cracked open the door, he was so terrified he drunkshat himself, lol, good times. The room never smelled the same after that. Next semester I moved off campus.

BornInATrailer November 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm


MistaEko November 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm

There's only one course of action, my teabagging brethren. We must boycott the world's foremost search engine and do so now! It's keyboard banging and random guessing from now on!


SexySmurf November 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm

It looks like the 'Merican flag is taking a poop.

DashboardBuddha November 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Q: How come poop is pointed on one end?

A: So your ass doesn't slam shut.

chickensmack November 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm

or sportin' a woody.

Dumbedup November 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm

O.K these idiots have officially stopped being entertaining to me. Enough with the teabaggers, can Wonkette just go back to assfucking jokes? Please.

metamarcisf November 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm

In Oklahoma, some lady judge stayed the enactment of the anti-Sharia amendment that 70% of dem Okies voted for. Now, hundreds of Okies are having an eye put out for glancing at another woman; they're havin' there hands chopped off on account of jerkin' their weenus at a rest stop and the Sooner cheerleader squad will be forced to wear burkas during this Saturday's Texas Tech game

imissopus November 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Joke's on her, since now that Oklahoma is under Sharia she will not be allowed to be a judge, or anything else other than a burka-wearing sperm receptacle. And even then only if there are no dancing Afghan boys nearby.

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 3:31 pm

I've seen Oklahoma's cheerleaders. Burkas would be an improvement.

Billmatic November 11, 2010 at 3:39 pm

The burkas will do us all a favor.

OkieDokieDog November 11, 2010 at 3:40 pm

For the record – this lil OKIE voted against that state question. And I'm sad to add, not a single person that I voted for won their election. I of course did not vote for any of the popular bible-humping NObamas.

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm

I the land of the blind the man with one eye is king (or queen as the case may be)

DoktorZoom November 11, 2010 at 4:07 pm

And in the land of the morons the intelligent are disenfranchised.

Rarian Rakista November 11, 2010 at 5:50 pm

Move to the blue states, let the red states eat themselves.

zhubajie November 13, 2010 at 7:53 am

I'm waiting for them to circumcize their hearts! How many will survive amateur heart surgery, do you think? Even with the aid of all Tulsa's faith healers?

GravyBoyJohnson November 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

it kinda looks like the real christian god is trying to splode muslin old glory.

save us baby jesis!

MittsHairHelmet November 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Just another day in Nobama's America. Will no one think of how offended The Troops are?

Gratuitous World November 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Holy Shit. I noticed the "crescent' this morning (when googling "slutty furries") and thought to myself, 'someone is going to make an issue out of this non-issue.' Then I thought, 'Naww. Who would do that?' Then I thought, 'hmmm, which link looks tastiest?'
and i forgot about the whole thing .

but sure enough, i underestimate our fellow countrymen yet again. (and mikebodge – your outrage takes the crescent)

elviouslyqueer November 11, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Oh for fucking fuck's sake, it's not an Islamic crescent. Google founder Sergey Brin wanted to put up a stylized Soviet hammer and sickle, in honor of Barry's commitment to Marxism and Communism. Duh, wingnut FAIL.

horsedreamer_1 November 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Does this mean Keith Ellison is now Caliph of the Grand Columbine Western Caliphate?

CrunchyKnee November 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm


StillGoinGreen November 11, 2010 at 3:23 pm

There was Sharia over Texas too. Also. I blamed Obama and went over to my neighbor's house and pissed in his bushes. For freedom.

jodyleek November 11, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Thank Jeebus the Teabag Young Goons in the house are already writing up a law to blow up that damned Muslin moon. Waning crescent my ass!

anniegetyourfun November 11, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Twould be awesome if Teabagger boycotted the interwebz as a result of this. But they'll probably just use Bing, as usual.

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Which is named after CHANDLER Bing, who (as every proper Friends-watching American knows) boarded a flight to YEMEN to avoid his ex, which is where all the BOMBS came from.

Also I think Soros is somehow tied up in there, too, also.

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 3:38 pm

All the bombs come from Chandler Bing's ex? Send this woman to Guantanamo!

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 3:12 pm

How dare Google put this image so near Ground Zero. I just don't know what to think…., at least until Sarah Palin tweets about it.

AntonovBureau November 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm

How could this be interpreted as pro-Muzzie? Isn't it obvious those are the smoke of our bombs destoying all muzzie lands and the American flag flyin' high over all the corpses?

DashboardBuddha November 11, 2010 at 3:18 pm

I think he's just stirring things up.

OkieDokieDog November 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm

So what. I'm pretty sure I saw Jebus' face in a pile of dog crap the other day, but I didn't take a pic, or save it to sell on ebay, or just go all religious zealoty and call the local FOX station out to take a peek of the poop. I scooped it up with the pooper scooper (luckily having avoided stepping on the Jebus crap) and then tossed it off into the woods, where the wild critters could pray over it or something.

Moral of story: crap is crap.

StillGoinGreen November 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Where is Sister Snowcunt's twatty twats on this travistshamocracy??!! I expected at least one of those twats to be about "Google wants to steal your kid's fat and replace it with Muslin tax powder, dontchaknow??"!

hagajim November 11, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Sister Snowcunt…classic

chickensmack November 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm

I just found Jesus in a cheese sandwich. But I'll just wait, since everyone's found a third of something in Google.

bitchincamaro2 November 11, 2010 at 3:25 pm

Is that a cloud cloud, or a PETN explosion cloud?

PublicLuxury November 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm

Joe Barton is upset about this. As the ChairMAN of the House Energy and Commerce Committee he is going to shut teh google down and gang ass fuck it until it admits how Barry Soros III, Jr made teh google do commine stuff.

slappypaddy November 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm

foxtrot uniform at google commemorative logo design headquarters. put these soldiers in for tango delta yankee on latrine duty.

StillGoinGreen November 11, 2010 at 3:57 pm

If I still had my weapon – they would all be tango uniform, fo SHO!!!

slithytovesss November 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm

"Pay attention while you're getting raped, idiots!" would be my new profile name if it would fit.

StillGoinGreen November 11, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Will "assrapedbymuslinpotus" fit?

slithytovesss November 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm

Perhaps; however, I am more interested in your rabbit dildo avatar. Thank you for the reminder that I must do some X-mas shopping for self. Totally snark off.

slithytovesss November 11, 2010 at 8:20 pm

I think you are brilliant and will consider changing my profile name when sober.

slithytovesss November 11, 2010 at 8:23 pm

Except not interested in ass raped. Please forward better veejay interested name. Sincerely,
Slithytoves but then they added this nonsense posting business.

doxastic November 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm

And for the vast majority of these idiots that don't know the difference between a search engine and a web browser, it's like THE ENTIRE INTERNET has become the enemy.

natoslug November 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm

Hey, whatever it takes to get them the fuck off the 'net, I'm happy. First step, the 'net, next step, the nation, final step, the planet.

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

If teabaggers only listened to reason, I'd like to try to attempt to convince them that the truly sensible response here would be to poke out their eyeballs in order to prevent the muslin from ever getting in via all of these subliminal crescents attacking our freedoms everywhere.

But they don't listen to reason. Very unfortunate, now they will be eternally at risk of muslin infection.
It is just a matter of time before someone anally rapes America with one of these pointy devices, spawning a feco-mohammedan tax loving socialist nazi buttbaby. WAKE UP TEABAGGERS, TO THE REAL THREAT TO OUR VERY RECTUMS!

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm

"Subliminal Crescents" would be a great band name.

finallyhappy November 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Sorry but it definitely is a devil horn- I don't know where the other one is

Monsieur_Grumpe November 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

There must be word for people who this psychotic need to be perpetually outraged to the point of hallucinations.

I mean there must be a word other then asshole.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm


predilectrix November 11, 2010 at 4:15 pm

DSM-V editors are now vetting "Teabagger Syndrome" as a cross-cutting diagnostic category. To be diagnosed with the syndrome, a patient has three or more of the following :

*Eating Disorder ( Binge Eating Disorder; Compulsive eating disorder; Obesity),
*Somatoform Disorders (Hypochondriasis; Body Dysmorphic Disorder)
*Disruptive Behavior Disorders (Conduct Disorder; Disruptive Behavior Disorder; Oppositional Defiant Disorder)
*Psychotic Disorders (Delusional Disorder; Shared Psychotic Disorder; Dementia)
*Dissociative Disorders (Dissociative Amnesia; Dissociative Fugue; Depersonalization Disorder)
*Factitious Disorders (Malingering; Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy)
*Cognitive Disorders (Mental Retardation)

Exhibiting 9 or more of these means you are Sarah Palin.

GOPCrusher November 11, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Read an article this morning on Yahoo about President Obama giving a speech thanking the veterans of the Korean War for their sacrifice. In South Korea.
Of course, the teabaggers on the comment board took every opportunity to ask why the man was only thanking Korean War veterans and not ALL veterans.
* facepalm *

HistoriCat November 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Am I the only one disturbed by the incestuous connection here? Current Wonketter Stuef is basing a story off of a Jim Newell story. What's next? Wonkette puts up a story about Gawker putting up a story by Dave Weigel?

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Jeebus K. Reist. You're right. George Soros, too, also, by logical Beckian Extension

JustPixelz November 11, 2010 at 3:37 pm

The real villain here is that traitorous letter "e". Sometimes it's silent, sometimes it's a moslem crescent. I hate that letter. In fact, it is now banishd from my kyboard. Goddamn unAmrican lttr.

But wors is lttr "c". It IS the moslm crscnt — no disguis. It's out too. Fuking disloyal, non-hristian, unAmrian lttr.

glindsey1979 November 11, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Did you realize "S" is just TWO crescents? So is "O". "U" tries to hide by turning sideways, but we see through that disguise. And the less said about Arabic numerals, the better.

Rw all f the npatriti mulin lttr! Rw thm all!

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm

Did any of you see the moon last night? These evil muslins has got to the moon and turned it into one of their evil symbols.

I wonder if katnandu, mikebodge and their friends fired at it?

Tundra Grifter November 11, 2010 at 3:54 pm

I've written it before and I'll write it again: Some people has waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

DoktorZoom November 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Holy crap–how completely crazy do you have to be in order to have your Islamophobia rejected by (most of) the commenters at Free Republic?

Also, too: Why aren't any patriots complaining about the dog's crescent-shaped tail in today's Dogpile front page?

SecretMuslin November 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm

What? No outrage over South Carolina's flag? They've been under Sharia crescent moon law for ages. Nikki Haley better watch out.

mavenmaven November 11, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Ban the letter "e"!!!!!
It was clearly created by a Moslem to infiltrate our White English Language that Jesus spoke! That's why they chose the date nine-eleven, as it has so many sharia e's in it!!!!!

HolyCow!! November 11, 2010 at 4:15 pm

I simply must know! Why does Google hate America?

DahBoner November 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Teabaggers stole our lunch money and gave it to Koch Industries.

TopoGigioGirl November 11, 2010 at 11:02 pm

I see nothing wrong with being "teabagged"

mookwrthwilson November 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm

I thought it was the crescent moon the girl sits on in the Miller High Life logo…I figured they had taken the picture while she was off taking a shit.

BarackMyWorld November 11, 2010 at 4:28 pm

My question for the people upset with the Islamic crescent moon is: "Why are you even using this 'Goog' site in the first place?"

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 4:48 pm

You know what I just realized? There's dozens of crescent moons in every box of Lucky Charms; oh my god General Mills is run by sekrit Muslins!!1!

metamarcisf November 11, 2010 at 5:05 pm

Not only that. Just what do you think those pink hearts represent?

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Oh no! And ever since they added the red balloons they've also been part of the 80s German pop star conspiracy!

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 7:31 pm

And I had forgotten they also added rainbows in the 1990s! The Leprechaun's gay agenda is even worse than we thought!

OneYieldRegular November 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm

First they came for my Campbell's Halal Chicken Noodle Soup. Then they came for my box of Lucky Charms. Then they came for my Pillsbury Bake 'n' Serve Crescent Rolls.

DoktorZoom November 11, 2010 at 5:35 pm

And I said nothing, because, yick, that's some seriously crappy food.

metamarcisf November 11, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Mmm-mmm good! This is Bryan Fischer for Campbell's Terrorist-Certified Halal Chicken Noodle Soup…

Nope, not funny. Is nothing sacred? Not even my lunch?

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 7:31 pm

They're always after your Lucky Charms.

ManchuCandidate November 11, 2010 at 4:48 pm


Negropolis November 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm

How about Arabic?

Eve8Apples November 11, 2010 at 4:54 pm

When I look up at the night sky and see a bright crescent shaped moon circling the earth, I'll take that as a clear sign that God and Jesus are both Muslim. Thanks very much teabaggers. You helped me clear up alot of my complex religious doubts.

WarAndGee November 11, 2010 at 5:00 pm

Last night, looking skyward, I too realized the conspiracy of the moon's favoritism to the Islams but thought, "We should bomb that fucking thing into the shape of a cross before Jesus gets mad."

BarackMyWorld November 11, 2010 at 5:39 pm
OneYieldRegular November 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm

What's more, they're clearly mocking Almighty GOD by spelling his name "GOOG."

deanbooth November 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Makes me wonder if this is just some libtards poking fun.

Dancing Bug is awesome also, too.

Fuck Toad November 11, 2010 at 5:28 pm

The dumbest thing about the crescent spotters is that the crescent doesn't mean anything by itself. It's not a symbol of Islam. The crescent was a symbol of the Ottoman empire, and at one point they added a star, and that became the flag of Turkey. It's become a default symbol of Islam on the international scale because most Western contact with the Islamic world was through the Ottomans, and Muslims (being traditionally iconoclasts) didn't have a common symbol in the first place.

It's not a religious symbol. There is no unifying symbol of Islam analogous to the Christian cross. At most, it's a symbol which represents national identity in the Muslim world, similar to how some American states borrowed stars and/or stripes from the national flag, and how the American flag borrowed primary colors, stripes, and stars from British flags.

Hiding it in a Google doodle or secretly sneaking it into memorial plans or whatever would have absolutely no point. In conclusion, fuck these stupid people for talking about things they don't know anything about. Read a book, for fuck's sake.

(I am really sorry about not being funny, ever. It is the cancer that is killing Wonkette.)

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 6:07 pm

These people learn all they know from tee vee or movies. There, magic is real and can be triggered by drawing magical symbols!

I don't blame wide-eyed dumbs for being ignorant or gullible, I blame the cynical shithumans that decided their best shot at power was to harness the "political power" of straight up dumbfucks. Too bad it works so goddamn well.

At one time, polite society pulled you aside and said quite clearly "You're a fucking idiot and your opinion is shit" and it used to mean something. Those days are gone, the stupid is now mutated and fully resistant to just about every kind of mockery known to man.

If there only was a way to turn the snark generated here at Wonkette into an actual real life substance, and spray it over the land, so it would burn the dumbs and make them fear harboring dumbness. If someone ever figures this out, I'd gladly start doing Snarkapalm runs.

WriteyWriterton November 11, 2010 at 5:29 pm

Props to Google. The design is still on the first page. Unlike Democrats, Google hasn't surrendered to the luna-baggers. Yet.

lochnessmonster November 11, 2010 at 5:38 pm

People who saw that in the logo either need a job or a hobby…or BOTH!

finette_ November 11, 2010 at 6:13 pm

WND claims that Google doodles do not celebrate Christmas. What are these then, hmmmm? Do they have to include actual Jesus to count?

MiniMencken November 11, 2010 at 6:34 pm

Does anybody care that they HID THE "L" ENTIRELY? Wake up, sheeple! "L" stands for the masculine Spanish singular pronoun "él." AND THAT MEANS "HE," IN SPANISH!!!! Who is "He?" Who do you think, sheeple? Do I have to spell everything out? Do I?

Naked_Bunny November 11, 2010 at 6:40 pm

Between the moon endorsing Islam and rainbows endorsing homosexuality, while Christians get a horrific torture/execution device and fish (smelly vaginas), you'd think the religious right would get the hint from God about their standing.

Naked_Bunny November 11, 2010 at 6:46 pm

That's not a crescent moon. It's obviously a turgid rabbit penis. Hold on, I'll find y'all a photo link….

Chet Kincaid November 11, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Why do Pillsbury Crescent Rolls hate America?!!!11!?

marinmaven November 11, 2010 at 9:41 pm


Kgprophet November 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm

Trippy – I can make out the face of Allah in the clouds

TopoGigioGirl November 11, 2010 at 11:01 pm
arclight2012 November 12, 2010 at 10:51 am

OMG Google and Jim Davis are part of the Muslin Conspiracy!

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: