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Wonkette’s Exclusive Interview With ‘Client 9′ Director Alex Gibney!

The fabulous Liz Glover and your very own “meh” Riley Waggaman sat down with Alex Gibney to discuss his new documentary, Client 9, which chronicles the rise and fall of Eliot Spitzer. Were you aware that Eliot Spitzer was once a powerful politician who used to regularly kick the shit out of evil investment banks? Now he is just the co-host of some sad teevee show. What on earth happened? You must watch Gibney’s documentary in order to find out! Anyway, here is our interview:

Client 9 is already playing at a theater near you, so go peep it.

About the author

Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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5 comments

  1. mrblifil

    I'm pretty tapped out, but I'm willing to take up a collection to buy Liz a tripod. I'll even show her how to erect it properly. The tripod, I'm saying.

  2. Extemporanus

    Alex Gibney truly is one of the best documentary filmmakers working today — if there's anyone capable of teasing some deeper meaning out of Spitzer's seemingly superficial semen and tear-soaked saggy socks sex story, it's probably him.

    I do have one small quibble with our Wonkette's otherwise enjoyable and interesting "exclusive interview":

    How the hell ya just gonna cold leave us hangin' on Gibney's assumedly-incisive response to Harry Potter doppelgänger Riley Waggacameraman's hard-hitting, Hogwarts-inspired act of gotcha journamalism?!

    Are we to assume that a blockbuster sequel to your interview is in the works which will, at long last, finally resolve this and other such magical mysteries? And more importantly, will said sequel be released in IMAX 3D as big gay Dumbledore (Ken Layne) originally fucking intended?

    (Also, and more seriously: As I've said before, I believe it would behoove this dumb political poop joke blog to afford more posts — and especially those which feature "exclusive interviews", original multi-media content, and the like — front page placement. By doing so, the page views, comment count, and linkage would no doubt be more befitting of a piece you probably worked kindasorta harder than usual on setting up, preparing for, and producing than, say, a typical "It's Morning in America" effort.)

  3. DoktorZoom

    Client 9 From Outer Space…in District 9…listening to the White Album…

    Number 9…Number 9…Number 9…Number 9…

  4. EatsBabyDingos

    Is this the same Gibby as from iCarly? And why did they use that name when a "gibby" in North Montana is a slang reference for a woman's vernacular parts?

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