Fun New WND Accusation: Obama Rapes College Girls

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Get out your capitalist pepper-spray.What happens when you’ve used up all the worst things you can think to say about the president of the United States — for example, that he’s an African Nazi communist who is seconds away from murdering every American citizen? You have to go in a horizontal direction to look for interesting new ways to make him out to be the worst human being ever. That’s the mission of WorldNetDaily, for the rest of Barack Obama’s presidency — and it’s a patriotic duty they take very seriously. So how about this: Obama is a “frat boy” who has lured the sorority-girl American public into his bed with alcohol and roofies and is now raping us and ripping apart our bodily tissues? And like all rape “victims,” it’s actually our fault.

Americans cannot forget that they mobilized in order to avert a communist coup and must continue to remind the GOP leadership and newly elected lawmakers of that fact. That’s what the midterm election was about.

Right. Obama was in power illegally and is a communist. We all know this. It’s called intelligence. But wasn’t that election also about illegal sex?

Like the sorority girl who fell asleep drunk, awakening to an opportunistic frat boy peeling her clothes off, Americans let their guard down in a big way. Fortunately, the fear roused us from that torpor and insensibility, and we were able to fend him off before the deed was done. But we have a responsibility now to determine that he doesn’t have the opportunity to harm anyone else.

So this country isn’t communist yet? Obama didn’t ejaculate a new economic system onto us? Or was he wearing a condom? No, he certainly didn’t wear a condom! He’s too dangerous and coup-y to do something like that. But what is this part about the “responsibility now to determine that he doesn’t have the opportunity to harm anyone else”? WND readers have to make sure Obama isn’t elected head-of-state of another country?

 
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The whole thing about American exceptionalism is that we don’t care about other countries, because they aren’t as good as America. The only time we care about them is when we think they’re a threat. And then we sneak into those countries’ bedrooms while they’re sleeping and stab them until their bodies vaguely look like the flag of the American democracy. As God asked us to.

Anyway, stop making yourself such a victim, rape victims! It’s your fault! Don’t listen to the black people. THIS RAPE IS YOUR FAULT, NOT HIS!

If most Americans knew that his agenda was to cripple America in all of the aforementioned areas, the jig would be up. Too many would call for his impeachment for even those worried about blacks rioting in the streets to ignore.

[WND]

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181 comments

  1. evan7257

    By using this line of reasoning, any time a frat boy date rapes a chick, he is actually being elected president!

  2. FNMA

    Well, America shouldn't have been wearing that short skirt and the thong. And would it hurt the country to wear a bra? Please. America was asking for it.

    1. tcaalaw

      Thank God Wonkette is no longer directly affiliated with the Gawker blogs — the Jezebel commentariat would hunt you down for that one.

  3. SorosBot

    I like how he says that Americans would call for impeachment if they knew what Obama did after failing to mention one thing Obama has done, just yell vague "MARXISM! SOCIALISM!" accusations.

    He also says "prior to Obama, no American president had so dedicatedly and regularly discharged his own responsibility directly upon the previous administration." Yeah, because certainly Bush never repeatedly blamed Clinton for failing to prevent 9/11 after months of ignoring repeated warnings from outgoing Clinton staff that they really needed to worry about this bin Laden guy.

    1. SmutBoffin

      …after failing to mention one thing Obama has done…

      Ahem, what about the Teabagger rape? They went over it in graphic and disturbing detail, including how the groggy victim thrashed about in their Jazzy.

  4. Anthr_DCLwyr3d

    Like the WND blogger who fell asleep after an all night binge of red bull and cheetos only to awaken while being fondeled by Larry Craig, our quiet resignation to the event eventually melts to pleasure and enjoyment when we realize that just getting a hand job from a dude does not make you gay. Obama makes you gay.

    1. grendelg

      "while being fondeled by Larry Craig"

      I think you mean Andrew Breitbart… WE'RE SORRY RILEY! WE'RE SO VERY SORRY!

  5. Limeylizzie

    Ummm, I didn't say "No", I was very, very welcoming when Hopey crawled into my bed and rammed something down my throat, moistened me with his honey-tongued promises and left me wanting more.

  6. spinozasgod

    how come only blacks get to riot in the streets?….they get everything, and for FREE, from the gummint!…..I want my rioting to be free-market rioting…I am white and I demand the right to riot……keep your gummint hands off of my white rioting!

      1. spinozasgod

        FYI, I am NOT a racist. Some of my best servants have non-white traits and I, unless they get out of line, have no intention of having them deported to where ever they came from…..mexico, east LA…whatever .

    1. chicken_thief

      With wheel chair/Rascal access. And make sure none a them youngster take my handicapped parking spot.

      1. SorosBot

        Hell, I'm pleasantly surprised that none of the teabagger rallies have turned into full-fledged riots. Yet.

        1. DustBowlBlues

          Only because they're too fat to get off their scooters. (I so wish that one of the WND people–I'd never looked at it before, btw–would read this, confirming their belief that elitists–those of us not obese–make fun of them)

          1. spinozasgod

            are you one of the soros puppets I have been hearing so much about, or fearing so much about….are there now soros robots?

          2. SorosBot

            I changed the handle to mock the Breitbart trolls and their conspiracy theory mongering, now they're mostly gone so maybe I'll back to my initials soon, but I'm of getting used to the new name.

  7. bumfug

    "Oh, the very thought of the innocent flower of American Purity being ripped asunder by the giant black cock of Socialism – I think I'm getting the vapors!"

  8. PublicLuxury

    So because I am wearing a really short skirt and no panties the US Guvmint gets to pile drive me up the ass when I bend over to pick up the quarter that fell by the vending machine? WOW. Good think I know, now I can lube up everyday and get in line for a good honest fucking by a communist, socialist, Marxist, muslin, anti-Christ, black, Kenyan with no birf records. Was he even born?
    Yeah baby. More. Harder and deeper.

    People with no birf records are the best fuckers

  9. Katydid

    "Too many would call for his impeachment for even those worried about blacks rioting in the streets to ignore."

    Anyone who detects racism in that is a lying liberal bigot, obvs. So count me as one of those.

    1. GOPCrusher

      I think it's safe to believe that the sorority girl being raped in the WND fantasy is implied to be a wholesome white girl.

  10. Billmatic

    Erik Rush's new book is bold, daring and needed: "Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal – America's Racial Obsession"

    I have no words.

    1. PsycWench

      "Negrophilia"….this must be the gentrified version of another term I used to hear in the 1960s and 1970s. I thought you were making this up until I followed the link. May Erik Rush rot in hell.

      1. Ducksworthy

        It was in the beginning of a word that George Lincoln Rockwell used to use a lot and which ended in pinkocommienewyorkjewliberal. Ronald Reagan couldn't remember all that so he shortened it to liberal. But it still means the same thing in the slave states.

  11. SteveMcCroskey

    Erik Rush's new book is bold, daring and needed: "Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal – America's Racial Obsession"

    Seriously? Let me guess: Does it have a foreword by Pat Buchanan?

    1. SmutBoffin

      Also, this noted race relations scholar concluded his piece with '…the jig would be up'.

      Which is racist except when Mel Brooks does it, for comedy.

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      Let me guess: Does it have a foreword by Pat Buchanan?

      Yes, it does. And it's a poorly kept secret that Buchannan also co-authored the rather long, exhaustive and lovingly detailed chapter on the Blaxploitation films of Pam Grier and Melvin Van Peebles.

      1. DustBowlBlues

        I'll give him her it a thumbs up to compensate. Because I'm a bleeding heart liberal and proud of it.

  12. SmutBoffin

    Uh, do you need to check your analogy, WND? Aren't fraternities some of the last holdouts of campus conservatives?

      1. SmutBoffin

        Like your combined arousal and shame at being fondled by a guy in a striped shirt and baseball hat*?

        *Do public school bros still dress like this?

    1. DustBowlBlues

      Mom didn't have any fraternities in their home school, so all they have is shit they watch in Judd Apatow type movies. That they rent from Netflix under an assumed name.

  13. uncuntstitutional

    If I click on the link, will WND send me a free copy of Bush's new book, cause I know they've got a few thousand of them just layin' around.

  14. Eve8Apples

    "If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it"

    Republican Texas gubernatorial candidate Clayton W. Williams comparing rape to bad weather, March, 1990.

  15. mrblifil

    Like the sorority girl who fell asleep drunk, awakening to an opportunistic frat boy peeling her clothes off, Americans let their guard down in a big way.

    So conflicted. I think I don't like rape, except in certain cases, like Jonah Goldberg attacked by a vampire squid, or Mean Jean Schmidt defending her ideology to Mel Gibson's pack of n*****s. But OTOH I also was taught America is a Land of Opportunity. In which case opprøntunistic frat boys FTW amirite? I haz a confuze.

  16. prommie

    When did WorldNetDaily turn into Captain Obvious? The blacks, you know they all have unnaturally strong urges, and they're like children, they can't control them, and you let them mix with the white girls in these godless liberal colleges, its inevitable, all these fine young white women, ruined forever, by the brutal, animal lust of the negro male. This is exactly why we need more of those constitution-lovin' folks to be elected to Congress over there, who will bring us back to the original values of the founding fathers, who believed that blacks were not people, they were chattel property.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      This really is about their fear/fascination with African-Americans, isn't it? They hide behind the muslin commie Hitler shit but what they can't stand, what keeps them up at night ranting endlessly, is really about the uppity black in the WH.

      Before the election, my husband got shitty emails about Sen. Obama being muslin, etc, but the day after, they were so disgusted and angry that the same people sent him crap that was strictly racist.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      I love the "To Kill A Mockingbird" references you've inspired. One of the best books, movies, theme music, Gregory Peck roles of all time.

      1. Lascauxcaveman

        Meh. I'm holding out for the animated musical Disney version, in which Tom has been wrongly accused of stealing apples (rather than a brutal rape) and he is exonerated (rather than convicted) and somehow goes on to found a country farm home dedicated to taking in abandoned Dalmatian pups.

          1. Lascauxcaveman

            Damn, I think you're right. Well, we'll skip past the Dalmatian farm bit and change the ending so Tom gets elected president.

  17. el_donaldo

    It's my fault, America. I'm the one that decided it would be a blast to get totally wasted at that party.

    And the short skirt. I did that, too. It was an experimental phase.

  18. Neilist

    Why is this news? I saw a documentary about this YEARS ago.

    "Mandingo." Ken Norton's finest role.

    (James Mason: Best Supporting Actor In The Role of A Homo Cracker.)

    Neilist, M.F.A.
    Wonkette Resident Film Critic and Crew-Serviced Weapons Expert
    Shooting Holes In A Drive-In Movie Screen
    Somewhere Near Laramie, Wyoming

  19. Barbara_i

    And if America gets pregnant by this mad rapist she will be forced to have the baby because Auntie Sharon Angle said so. How are we supposed to apply for the government cheeses if we can't put that baby-daddy name of the birth certificate because he doesn't have a birth certificate? America is fucked against her will.

  20. donner_froh

    Americans cannot forget that they mobilized in order to avert a communist coup

    Forget–Hell I will never forget the red-starred tanks in the streets, the battalions of disciplined Communist marines drilling the the parks, the blue helmeted UN troops enticing our women with candy bars and nylon stockings.

    And I will never be over Macho Grande

    1. genxr

      When I saw the Russian and Cuban generals collecting paperwork for gun registrations, I knew it was time to head for the hills. WOOLVERINNESSS!!!!11!!

    2. SorosBot

      It's also pretty fucking rate for an actual elected leader to mount a coup, in fact I believe it's only happened once in human history; it's much more common to have the coup against the elected leader.

      1. CthuNHu

        You refer to Napoleon III, I presume?

        His "because the people who elected me really, really want me, I am going to stay here forever, with no more elections" justification did kind of kick ass in the audacity category. I believe Karl Rove stenciled it on the ceiling over his bed as a teenager.

  21. obfuscator2

    oh sure like barry nobamar would have to RAPE america. come on, have you seen how sloppy and skanky america is these days? wearing pajama pants and house slippers around campus, farting out high fructose corn syrup and cheeto dust during econ 101 lectures… america should be flattered that barry even made eye contact with her.

  22. WordSaladNation

    My favorite part of the article is this:

    Somehow, Americans allowed themselves to be convinced that the liberal worldview had merit – or at least validity – on First Amendment grounds. Why? We collectively decided that this was not the case concerning segregationists, white nationalists and separatists, and certain polygamous sects and cults.

    Yes, we did. Your point?

    1. genxr

      Obvs, since the white nationalists lost on civil rights, slavery, and segregation, they opted for the next best thing: universal health care.

    2. Gleem_McShineys

      His "point" went soft rather quickly after rubbing one out to his rape-porn analogy. The rest you're reading is just his cleanup tissue wads.

    3. SorosBot

      With the segregationists and white nationalists these days, "we" (as in the media) pretty much just ignore their racism and pretend they're perfectly tolerant.

  23. el_donaldo

    Too many would call for his impeachment for even those worried about blacks rioting in the streets to ignore.

    And those who are waiting and hoping for blacks rioting in the streets? What's our course of action?

    1. SorosBot

      Oh, I'm sure WorldNet Daily would love a return to the 60s, when their ilk got to use fear of riots as an excuse to get out there and beat all those uppity negros demanding equal rights.

  24. MistaEko

    But America really is a state college sorority girl.

    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF LETTING THESE FRAT ASSHOLES RUN MY LIFE I AM TOTALLY GOING TO START DATING THIS SMART AND DAPPER NEW GUY BECAUSE WE ARE CELEBRATIN' NO MORE DRAMA, BABY!

    /new guy struts and frets through a date professing how he'd like to give her expanded social services and that he'd rather not go to her friend's tax cut kegger on friday night.

    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM TOTALLY NOT DOING THIS HE IS SO FUCKING WEIRD!

    1. LionelHutzEsq

      They didn't go that far. After all, in this fantasy, Obama is with a white women, not a little boy.

  25. obfuscator2

    the WORST part was when he slipped his finger below our "southern border" and we woke up with the dirty sanchez of illegal immigration smeared across our collective face.

    1. Gleem_McShineys

      I hate to find out exactly what the BP oil spill represents in this new rapetastic WND analogy world we find ourselves in.

        1. Gleem_McShineys

          Ah NOW I see the link!

          So … those slicked dead pelicans were… librally aborted babbys, aborted because of the birth defects, which are a gift from God, God which librals hate also!

          Someone get me a chalkboard and a camera, or an employment application to WND, I think I am getting good at this!

  26. chickensmack

    Maybe WND should check and see if America's smokin' a cigarette. It could have been that the fuckin' was just that good.

  27. MLite

    Wow, it ends with "blacks rioting in the street" once they impeach the commie rapist-in-chief. Is it still considered a dog whistle if everyone can hear it?

    1. Ducksworthy

      Thank you for exploring that particular sewer to the end. My mental health professional(s) have forbidden me from venturing there, unmedicated.

  28. elviouslyqueer

    Dear Erik Rush:
    For the 98th time, I am not interested in joining you on the DL. Kindly quit asking.
    Regards,
    Barry O.

  29. Tommmcattt

    Young Barry was totally my type back in the day. If only I had met him then, I could be raping the White House now as the first man ever to become First Lady.

    Or something like that. I haven't worked out the details yet.

  30. WarAndGee

    Well you know that's what THOSE people do, rape our white women with birth-certificate-free, Muslin, Nazi, Communism. (Sorry just jumped inside the mind of this WND staffer.)

  31. HistoriCat

    "What crimes have you committed?"
    "Rape, murder, arson and rape."
    "You said rape twice."
    "I like rape."

    I have to apologize – I would have called for Obama's impeachment a long time ago but I was one of those people who was worried about the blacks rioting. I am … so ashamed … so sorry for not having the courage.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      What does it say about their mentality–and their sick fantasies–that they do worry about blacks rioting?

      BTW–Nothing against veterans, but if you are as tired of the vet talk as I am, TNT is running back-to-back Law and Order episodes. This is an important announcement because recently, I've surfed basic cable and found no Law and Order reruns.

  32. zappadoo76

    From the article: "If most Americans knew that his agenda was to cripple America in all of the aforementioned areas, the jig would be up."

    The jig would be up? The jig? Oh, Jeebus. Who wrote this thing, Strom Thurmond's ghost?

  33. LionelHutzEsq

    But do we know we stopped him in time? If not, will we have to bring our little communist baby to term? I mean, if our soon to be child was fathered by a white commie, but in this case……

  34. LionelHutzEsq

    "Mom…., he told me we would just be Socialist, and he wouldn't put it in…., but he got me drunk and went all Communist on me. I tried to say no…, I tried, but he was so large and powerful, and I was mesmerized by his hammer and sickle."

  35. chicken_thief

    "Americans cannot forget that they mobilized in order to avert a communist coup and must continue to remind the GOP leadership and newly elected lawmakers of that fact."

    So, if I have this right, Nobamar nearly buttsecked us, us having fortunately awakened before he could inject us with a black-load of commie jizz. Which would surely leave us traumatized for life. Or longer. Unless , apparently, you are part of the GOP leadership. They must be either really fucking stoopid or so in enthralled with the fantasy that they forget it is supposed to be a nightmare, so we have to KEEP REMINDING THEM.

  36. prommie

    The world is such a scary scary place, to your typical inbred fucktarded superstitious and ignorant selfish asshole, you know, "real american;" it is filled with monsters and conspiracies and sexually insatiable raping negroes and stabby brown mexicans stealing your job, and lazy no-accounts living off your taxe, and pointy-head liberals and horned jews and swarthy muslims, and all of these monsters are after their daughters, of course, seeking to deprive them of the precious flower of their virginity and defile and befoul them with their dark-skinned evil non-white non-christian other-ness.

    1. finallyhappy

      So why is it that my nightmares are always someone like Ray Romano or Kelsey Grammer becoming psycho and shooting at me(with a gun- not the sex stuff- I am too old for that kind of dream)

  37. __kth__

    Actually, there were 2 girls, not one. One was this hot young chick. But Obama didn't rape her; in fact, they are still dating although they have some issues to work out.

    The other girl is this horrid somewhat porcine Christian cockblocking roommate of the first girl, but she's lying if she claims ever to have had any loss of love for "that negro" her roommate's been sleeping with.

  38. HOFAH

    I'll have you know that Barry didn't need alcohol or roofies to get me into bed. All he did was whisper "hope and change" in my ear and my clothes were off in no time.

      1. DustBowlBlues

        I read a biography of her called "Mockingbird," by an English professor who got tired of his students always asking questions about her and decided to do his own research. She didn't cooperate, of course. In fact, she slammed the door in his face, as she has to everyone who wanted to write about her.

        Like the J.D. Salinger of Alabama, only different.

      1. emmelemm

        I iz confused … how that relates to Six Mix-A-Lot? Anyway, my posse's on Broadway – I'll meet you at Dick's Drive-In.

  39. mavenmaven

    I hate to go all Freudian about this, but is all this resentment by the teabaggers and this kind of writing a latent sign of sublimated frustration and a reflection of actual desire, this text serving as a sort of wish fulfillment, a dream fantasy? Just askin'.

  40. DustBowlBlues

    How do they manage to make up shit like this on a daily basis? Don't these winger fuckers ever get tired?

  41. DustBowlBlues

    As I indicated in my earlier comment, I refuse to believe these people were ever caught "off guard" or whatever this dickwad would consider it. They never, ever, sleep or pause a moment to take a break from the hate.

  42. Lascauxcaveman

    Wow, I didn't know that he was still around. And somehow I've managed to see every one of the films mentioned in that blurb (except Conan.)

  43. DustBowlBlues

    Maybe we were weak because we're fat and lazy. But because the commie's wife encourages Americans to eat healthier, wingers who fantasize about Bible Spice have to keep their fat asses on the sofa and the frito package and velveeta dip at hand, to fight socialism.

    Will they be able to fight the top-down coup (how does that work, exactly?) from their scooters while they're in those diabetic comas?

  44. Chet Kincaid

    Wow. From http://erikrush.com/bio.htm
    Who can explain this dude's dysfunction? PsycWench?

    Bio
    Erik Rush was born in New York City on January 1, 1961, the first child of a white father and black mother. For many years his family lived in the same neighborhood as Betty Shabazz (Malcolm X's widow) and her children. His mother also founded a prominent African dance and drum troupe in New York; thus, Erik grew up keenly aware of the unfolding cultural issues of the day.

    From 1975 to 1985, Erik worked as a studio, club, and stage musician and in biomedical research. In 1986, he relocated to Colorado and became a Christian in 1989. In 1996, one of his short stories won a Chrysalis first place award for short fiction; in 2002 his novel, “The Angels Fell,” was released.

    Having been cognizant of sociopolitical issues since his youth, as he wrote, Erik began to lean toward expression of his beliefs concerning the mind- and spirit-stultifying developments and conventions that he saw in America.

    Erik is currently a contributor of social commentary to WorldNetDaily.com and various other print and online publications. He has appeared on Fox News, CNN, and is a veteran of innumerable radio appearances and speaking engagements. His 2007 book, “Annexing Mexico: Solving the Border Problem Through Annexation and Assimilation” was New York Book Festival winner in the “Best Nonfiction” category.

    In February of 2007, Erik was the first to break the story of President (then Senator) Barack Obama's ties to militant Chicago preacher Rev. Jeremiah Wright on a national level.

    Erik has studied various Eastern philosophies, martial arts, politics, military history and business. He enjoys family time, playing music, and refinishing guitars. In addition to biomedical research, he has worked in marketing and media production.

    1. WriteyWriterton

      I missed the section in the bio where it explains how he became a paranoid idiot. Is there a second page?

      1. Gleem_McShineys

        I am guessing between 1996, when he won an award for a book, and 2002 when he wrote a book whose apparently notable claim to fame for the purposes of this bio was "being released," he may have become a paranoid idiot, as you suggest. Or, more likely, he simply became a bombastic famewhore screechleech who discovered moneymaking tard-manipulation techniques, practiced by Rush Limbaugh, and perfected by Glenn Beck recently.

        When you're an asshole by nature, getting paid to be an even bigger asshole is probably not that hard to justify to yourself.

    2. ShaveTheWhales

      So, from age 14 to age 24 he was a studio, club, and state musician AND worked in biomedical research? Busy kid.

    3. PsycWench

      I blame the fumes from refinishing guitars. He could have used a ventilation hood but only socialists value solvent-free air.

  45. Chet Kincaid

    I believe there is a secret salon in New York City, not far from that mansion in "Eyes Wide Shut", where prominent, self-hating negroes including Erik Rush, Pastor Manning, Allen West, Ken Blackwell, Alan Keyes, Shelby Steele and Thomas Sowell gather under the patronage of Clarence Thomas to read aloud from their convoluted, obsessive theories about the provenance, upbringing and projected neuroses of Barack Hussein Obama. Their meetings always begin with a screening of the Bernie Mack "I Hate Black Pepper" scene from that Wayans Brothers movie ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_gVSl46xI ), and they always conclude with the collected membership running a train on Virginia Thomas.

  46. mumbly_joe

    So, this would be what Joyce Kaufman or Clarence Thomas would call a "lynching", right?

    Wait, no it's not, because it's actually horrifically racist dog-whistle-tastic, in real life , and also because Obamar's a liberal.

  47. Wilcoxyz

    America should have seen this coming after Hopey finger banged Illinois. But America was all like, no, I think he really respects me.

  48. Thedongsofwar

    "Like a half an hour of over and under the bra handplay with a sweet, young, not as hot Katie Perry but pretty darn close filling out nicely a hipster Zelda t-shirt on the 3rd day of spirit week after we tried out Jerry's gravity bong slipping back to her dorm in Maple 3rd floor because my roommate's crit is tomorrow and her's dropped out last week and they haven't found her a new one yet passing out sideways because she went to shots after beer, Obama has taken advantage of the American people. Not that I would know what its like doing that to somebody, I went to Liberty University"

  49. Kitty_Sanchez

    Oh, goddammit! I always find out about the cool parties afterwards. God, I so wanna be one of Barry O's drunken sex/communism victims.

  50. anteater

    Eric Rush, he calls himself the "other Rush". Hahahahahhaa. Douchey touch that. He writes like he has a thesaurus stuck up his tight ass.
    This article reads like a bad freshman essay and I'm sure people go way out of their way to avoid this fucker at parties.

  51. arclight2012

    This sounds eerily familiar. I think it's just like that completely untrue rumor that used to be all over the intarwebs that GLENN BECK RAPED AND KILLED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990.

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