NEXT TEABAGGER COLORING BOOK  2:10 pm November 11, 2010

Fun New WND Accusation: Obama Rapes College Girls

by Jack Stuef

Get out your capitalist pepper-spray.What happens when you’ve used up all the worst things you can think to say about the president of the United States — for example, that he’s an African Nazi communist who is seconds away from murdering every American citizen? You have to go in a horizontal direction to look for interesting new ways to make him out to be the worst human being ever. That’s the mission of WorldNetDaily, for the rest of Barack Obama’s presidency — and it’s a patriotic duty they take very seriously. So how about this: Obama is a “frat boy” who has lured the sorority-girl American public into his bed with alcohol and roofies and is now raping us and ripping apart our bodily tissues? And like all rape “victims,” it’s actually our fault.

Americans cannot forget that they mobilized in order to avert a communist coup and must continue to remind the GOP leadership and newly elected lawmakers of that fact. That’s what the midterm election was about.

Right. Obama was in power illegally and is a communist. We all know this. It’s called intelligence. But wasn’t that election also about illegal sex?

Like the sorority girl who fell asleep drunk, awakening to an opportunistic frat boy peeling her clothes off, Americans let their guard down in a big way. Fortunately, the fear roused us from that torpor and insensibility, and we were able to fend him off before the deed was done. But we have a responsibility now to determine that he doesn’t have the opportunity to harm anyone else.

So this country isn’t communist yet? Obama didn’t ejaculate a new economic system onto us? Or was he wearing a condom? No, he certainly didn’t wear a condom! He’s too dangerous and coup-y to do something like that. But what is this part about the “responsibility now to determine that he doesn’t have the opportunity to harm anyone else”? WND readers have to make sure Obama isn’t elected head-of-state of another country?

The whole thing about American exceptionalism is that we don’t care about other countries, because they aren’t as good as America. The only time we care about them is when we think they’re a threat. And then we sneak into those countries’ bedrooms while they’re sleeping and stab them until their bodies vaguely look like the flag of the American democracy. As God asked us to.

Anyway, stop making yourself such a victim, rape victims! It’s your fault! Don’t listen to the black people. THIS RAPE IS YOUR FAULT, NOT HIS!

If most Americans knew that his agenda was to cripple America in all of the aforementioned areas, the jig would be up. Too many would call for his impeachment for even those worried about blacks rioting in the streets to ignore.

[WND]

 

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evan7257 November 11, 2010 at 2:13 pm

By using this line of reasoning, any time a frat boy date rapes a chick, he is actually being elected president!

FNMA November 11, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Well, America shouldn't have been wearing that short skirt and the thong. And would it hurt the country to wear a bra? Please. America was asking for it.

tcaalaw November 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Thank God Wonkette is no longer directly affiliated with the Gawker blogs — the Jezebel commentariat would hunt you down for that one.

CapeClod November 11, 2010 at 2:16 pm

I think someone has been watching too much rape porn.

obfuscator2 November 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm

is there a "correct" amount of rape porn?

grendelg November 11, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Considering that they made tentacle porn into a big-budget hollywood movie….

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 2:17 pm

I like how he says that Americans would call for impeachment if they knew what Obama did after failing to mention one thing Obama has done, just yell vague "MARXISM! SOCIALISM!" accusations.

He also says "prior to Obama, no American president had so dedicatedly and regularly discharged his own responsibility directly upon the previous administration." Yeah, because certainly Bush never repeatedly blamed Clinton for failing to prevent 9/11 after months of ignoring repeated warnings from outgoing Clinton staff that they really needed to worry about this bin Laden guy.

SmutBoffin November 11, 2010 at 2:22 pm

…after failing to mention one thing Obama has done…

Ahem, what about the Teabagger rape? They went over it in graphic and disturbing detail, including how the groggy victim thrashed about in their Jazzy.

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Hell, about 1/3 of the time on any FOX News show is still spent blaming Clinton for everything.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:28 pm

The BP oil spill, of course, and the financial meltdown. That one he might have coming.

DoktorZoom November 11, 2010 at 4:26 pm

See, there you go again, blaming Bush!

Anthr_DCLwyr3d November 11, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Like the WND blogger who fell asleep after an all night binge of red bull and cheetos only to awaken while being fondeled by Larry Craig, our quiet resignation to the event eventually melts to pleasure and enjoyment when we realize that just getting a hand job from a dude does not make you gay. Obama makes you gay.

grendelg November 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm

"while being fondeled by Larry Craig"

I think you mean Andrew Breitbart… WE'RE SORRY RILEY! WE'RE SO VERY SORRY!

Limeylizzie November 11, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Ummm, I didn't say "No", I was very, very welcoming when Hopey crawled into my bed and rammed something down my throat, moistened me with his honey-tongued promises and left me wanting more.

obfuscator2 November 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm

it's like penthouse forum and congressional quarterly somehow merged.

Limeylizzie November 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm

What a lovely thing that would be.I would be thrilled to contribute.

obfuscator2 November 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm

like the unholy spawn of xaviera hollander and david broder!

predilectrix November 11, 2010 at 2:18 pm

By electing him, we thought we were just giving him a nickel to bust up a chiffarobe…

spinozasgod November 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm

how come only blacks get to riot in the streets?….they get everything, and for FREE, from the gummint!…..I want my rioting to be free-market rioting…I am white and I demand the right to riot……keep your gummint hands off of my white rioting!

DahBoner November 11, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Beverly Hills is the New Watts.

spinozasgod November 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm

FYI, I am NOT a racist. Some of my best servants have non-white traits and I, unless they get out of line, have no intention of having them deported to where ever they came from…..mexico, east LA…whatever .

chicken_thief November 11, 2010 at 2:39 pm

With wheel chair/Rascal access. And make sure none a them youngster take my handicapped parking spot.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Hell, I'm pleasantly surprised that none of the teabagger rallies have turned into full-fledged riots. Yet.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Only because they're too fat to get off their scooters. (I so wish that one of the WND people–I'd never looked at it before, btw–would read this, confirming their belief that elitists–those of us not obese–make fun of them)

Zvi_Bleindmeis November 11, 2010 at 8:27 pm

Rioting is hard.

Chet Kincaid November 11, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Joe Strummer wept/spun in his grave.

spinozasgod November 11, 2010 at 6:29 pm

ahhh, "white riot"…indeed

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 7:39 pm

I'd prefer a Quiet Riot; Metal Health has already driven the teabaggers mad.

spinozasgod November 11, 2010 at 7:57 pm

are you one of the soros puppets I have been hearing so much about, or fearing so much about….are there now soros robots?

marinmaven November 11, 2010 at 11:36 pm

If you are French you can be white and riot. I saw it on the teevee.

Blendergoathead November 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Sounds like the teaser for Glenn Beck's next NYT bestselling… ack… "novel."

elviouslyqueer November 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Gawd! Don't do that! I thought he had his zipper down too.

slappypaddy November 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm

a further reminder of the failure of american education.

uncuntstitutional November 11, 2010 at 2:21 pm

I don't feel communist. But if you say so!

bumfug November 11, 2010 at 2:22 pm

"Oh, the very thought of the innocent flower of American Purity being ripped asunder by the giant black cock of Socialism – I think I'm getting the vapors!"

WordSaladNation November 11, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Turning Japanese, I think you're turning Japanese, I really think so.

PublicLuxury November 11, 2010 at 2:22 pm

So because I am wearing a really short skirt and no panties the US Guvmint gets to pile drive me up the ass when I bend over to pick up the quarter that fell by the vending machine? WOW. Good think I know, now I can lube up everyday and get in line for a good honest fucking by a communist, socialist, Marxist, muslin, anti-Christ, black, Kenyan with no birf records. Was he even born?
Yeah baby. More. Harder and deeper.

People with no birf records are the best fuckers

HalluxValgus November 11, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Sharron Angle would tell you to take that rapeconomy and make lemonade, World Net Daily

Barbara_i November 12, 2010 at 9:30 am

It's kinda hard to make lemonade from black Barry's.

BeWoot November 11, 2010 at 2:23 pm

"the fear roused us from … insensibility …"
As if!

Katydid November 11, 2010 at 2:23 pm

"Too many would call for his impeachment for even those worried about blacks rioting in the streets to ignore."

Anyone who detects racism in that is a lying liberal bigot, obvs. So count me as one of those.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 2:27 pm

The right does love having their Uncle Toms to push their racist memes.

GOPCrusher November 11, 2010 at 4:24 pm

I think it's safe to believe that the sorority girl being raped in the WND fantasy is implied to be a wholesome white girl.

Wadisay November 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm

In Obama's defense, I am dressed sort of provacatively.

Gratuitous World November 11, 2010 at 2:39 pm

O'Reilly wouldn't necessarily say you were asking for it…But he would probably say you were asking for it.

Not_So_Much November 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Guess that means we're getting the loofah treatment next. So scratchy…

arclight2012 November 12, 2010 at 11:04 am

You mean falafel?

Bluestatelibel November 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm

And I was wearing my short skirt when I voted for him. Guess I deserved it.

Billmatic November 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Erik Rush's new book is bold, daring and needed: "Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal – America's Racial Obsession"

I have no words.

BornInATrailer November 11, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Hey, Uncle Tom's gotta eat too ya know.

PsycWench November 11, 2010 at 3:59 pm

"Negrophilia"….this must be the gentrified version of another term I used to hear in the 1960s and 1970s. I thought you were making this up until I followed the link. May Erik Rush rot in hell.

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 5:16 pm

It was in the beginning of a word that George Lincoln Rockwell used to use a lot and which ended in pinkocommienewyorkjewliberal. Ronald Reagan couldn't remember all that so he shortened it to liberal. But it still means the same thing in the slave states.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:26 pm

These people are so fucked and so sick and so scary.

SecretMuslin November 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm

This is real? An actual person used the actual word "negrophilia" in a book title? Wha?

Billmatic November 11, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I think he's black so it's "ok," but I can't really tell from his headshot.

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Subtitled "and back again"

zhubajie November 11, 2010 at 6:00 pm

I expect they'd have to pay Pat B. big bucks to get his intro.

SteveMcCroskey November 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Erik Rush's new book is bold, daring and needed: "Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal – America's Racial Obsession"

Seriously? Let me guess: Does it have a foreword by Pat Buchanan?

SmutBoffin November 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Also, this noted race relations scholar concluded his piece with '…the jig would be up'.

Which is racist except when Mel Brooks does it, for comedy.

doxastic November 11, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal–Erik Rush's Racial Obsession
fixed

GOPCrusher November 11, 2010 at 4:25 pm

David Duke?

DoktorZoom November 11, 2010 at 4:31 pm

And his daughter, Daisy.

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Let me guess: Does it have a foreword by Pat Buchanan?

Yes, it does. And it's a poorly kept secret that Buchannan also co-authored the rather long, exhaustive and lovingly detailed chapter on the Blaxploitation films of Pam Grier and Melvin Van Peebles.

Beowoof November 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm

This is what happens when the miss their daily Thorazine drip over WND.

SmutBoffin November 11, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Fuck, I accidentally hate-fisted you. Sorree, I owe you 1 imaginary internet-point.

WordSaladNation November 11, 2010 at 2:47 pm

I got your back, brah.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm

I'll give him her it a thumbs up to compensate. Because I'm a bleeding heart liberal and proud of it.

SmutBoffin November 11, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Uh, do you need to check your analogy, WND? Aren't fraternities some of the last holdouts of campus conservatives?

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 2:57 pm

You write what you know.

SmutBoffin November 11, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Like your combined arousal and shame at being fondled by a guy in a striped shirt and baseball hat*?

*Do public school bros still dress like this?

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Mom didn't have any fraternities in their home school, so all they have is shit they watch in Judd Apatow type movies. That they rent from Netflix under an assumed name.

SwanSwanH November 12, 2010 at 9:34 am

They mean black fraternities. Q-dogs and whatnot.

uncuntstitutional November 11, 2010 at 2:26 pm

If I click on the link, will WND send me a free copy of Bush's new book, cause I know they've got a few thousand of them just layin' around.

Eve8Apples November 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm

"If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it"

Republican Texas gubernatorial candidate Clayton W. Williams comparing rape to bad weather, March, 1990.

mrblifil November 11, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Like the sorority girl who fell asleep drunk, awakening to an opportunistic frat boy peeling her clothes off, Americans let their guard down in a big way.

So conflicted. I think I don't like rape, except in certain cases, like Jonah Goldberg attacked by a vampire squid, or Mean Jean Schmidt defending her ideology to Mel Gibson's pack of n*****s. But OTOH I also was taught America is a Land of Opportunity. In which case opprøntunistic frat boys FTW amirite? I haz a confuze.

prommie November 11, 2010 at 2:31 pm

When did WorldNetDaily turn into Captain Obvious? The blacks, you know they all have unnaturally strong urges, and they're like children, they can't control them, and you let them mix with the white girls in these godless liberal colleges, its inevitable, all these fine young white women, ruined forever, by the brutal, animal lust of the negro male. This is exactly why we need more of those constitution-lovin' folks to be elected to Congress over there, who will bring us back to the original values of the founding fathers, who believed that blacks were not people, they were chattel property.

BornInATrailer November 11, 2010 at 2:41 pm

You left out the cocaine, but otherwise spot on.

genxr November 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Reefer and jazz music. Not for our daughters! Home schooling straight through post-doc!

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm

This really is about their fear/fascination with African-Americans, isn't it? They hide behind the muslin commie Hitler shit but what they can't stand, what keeps them up at night ranting endlessly, is really about the uppity black in the WH.

Before the election, my husband got shitty emails about Sen. Obama being muslin, etc, but the day after, they were so disgusted and angry that the same people sent him crap that was strictly racist.

OneYieldRegular November 11, 2010 at 2:33 pm

Today we are all Mayella Ewell.

WordSaladNation November 11, 2010 at 2:49 pm

"Why reasonable people go stark raving mad when anything involving a Negro comes up, is something I don't pretend to understand." —Atticus Finch

horsedreamer_1 November 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Ol' Bob Ewell likes this.

vulpes82 November 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Well, I DO have this chiffarobe that needs demolishing…

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 4:41 pm

I love the "To Kill A Mockingbird" references you've inspired. One of the best books, movies, theme music, Gregory Peck roles of all time.

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 4:46 pm

Meh. I'm holding out for the animated musical Disney version, in which Tom has been wrongly accused of stealing apples (rather than a brutal rape) and he is exonerated (rather than convicted) and somehow goes on to found a country farm home dedicated to taking in abandoned Dalmatian pups.

OneYieldRegular November 11, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Isn't this the plot of "Sounder"?

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Damn, I think you're right. Well, we'll skip past the Dalmatian farm bit and change the ending so Tom gets elected president.

BornInATrailer November 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm

Oh boys… look what we have here…

"Where all the white women voters at!?"

BornInATrailer November 11, 2010 at 2:36 pm

No means Yes!
Yes means 2 Terms!

el_donaldo November 11, 2010 at 2:36 pm

It's my fault, America. I'm the one that decided it would be a blast to get totally wasted at that party.

And the short skirt. I did that, too. It was an experimental phase.

Neilist November 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Why is this news? I saw a documentary about this YEARS ago.

"Mandingo." Ken Norton's finest role.

(James Mason: Best Supporting Actor In The Role of A Homo Cracker.)

Neilist, M.F.A.
Wonkette Resident Film Critic and Crew-Serviced Weapons Expert
Shooting Holes In A Drive-In Movie Screen
Somewhere Near Laramie, Wyoming

Barbara_i November 11, 2010 at 2:39 pm

And if America gets pregnant by this mad rapist she will be forced to have the baby because Auntie Sharon Angle said so. How are we supposed to apply for the government cheeses if we can't put that baby-daddy name of the birth certificate because he doesn't have a birth certificate? America is fucked against her will.

HistoriCat November 11, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Obviously someone doesn't know how to make lemonade.

donner_froh November 11, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Americans cannot forget that they mobilized in order to avert a communist coup

Forget–Hell I will never forget the red-starred tanks in the streets, the battalions of disciplined Communist marines drilling the the parks, the blue helmeted UN troops enticing our women with candy bars and nylon stockings.

And I will never be over Macho Grande

genxr November 11, 2010 at 2:50 pm

When I saw the Russian and Cuban generals collecting paperwork for gun registrations, I knew it was time to head for the hills. WOOLVERINNESSS!!!!11!!

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 2:52 pm

It's also pretty fucking rate for an actual elected leader to mount a coup, in fact I believe it's only happened once in human history; it's much more common to have the coup against the elected leader.

CthuNHu November 11, 2010 at 4:21 pm

You refer to Napoleon III, I presume?

His "because the people who elected me really, really want me, I am going to stay here forever, with no more elections" justification did kind of kick ass in the audacity category. I believe Karl Rove stenciled it on the ceiling over his bed as a teenager.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 4:29 pm

It works for Michael Bloomberg.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 4:40 pm

I was thinking of Consul Lucius Cornelius Sulla – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulla – though it looks like I was wrong, it's happened twice.

obfuscator2 November 11, 2010 at 2:41 pm

oh sure like barry nobamar would have to RAPE america. come on, have you seen how sloppy and skanky america is these days? wearing pajama pants and house slippers around campus, farting out high fructose corn syrup and cheeto dust during econ 101 lectures… america should be flattered that barry even made eye contact with her.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Especially when she's wearing her Snuggy.

JustPixelz November 11, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Repubicans seem to love democracy and hate elections*.
_________________
* unless they win

undeterredbyreality November 11, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I'm guessing Ms. Benincasa will be preoccupied for a while now.

WordSaladNation November 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm

My favorite part of the article is this:

Somehow, Americans allowed themselves to be convinced that the liberal worldview had merit – or at least validity – on First Amendment grounds. Why? We collectively decided that this was not the case concerning segregationists, white nationalists and separatists, and certain polygamous sects and cults.

Yes, we did. Your point?

genxr November 11, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Obvs, since the white nationalists lost on civil rights, slavery, and segregation, they opted for the next best thing: universal health care.

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

His "point" went soft rather quickly after rubbing one out to his rape-porn analogy. The rest you're reading is just his cleanup tissue wads.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 3:13 pm

With the segregationists and white nationalists these days, "we" (as in the media) pretty much just ignore their racism and pretend they're perfectly tolerant.

el_donaldo November 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Too many would call for his impeachment for even those worried about blacks rioting in the streets to ignore.

And those who are waiting and hoping for blacks rioting in the streets? What's our course of action?

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Oh, I'm sure WorldNet Daily would love a return to the 60s, when their ilk got to use fear of riots as an excuse to get out there and beat all those uppity negros demanding equal rights.

MistaEko November 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm

But America really is a state college sorority girl.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF LETTING THESE FRAT ASSHOLES RUN MY LIFE I AM TOTALLY GOING TO START DATING THIS SMART AND DAPPER NEW GUY BECAUSE WE ARE CELEBRATIN' NO MORE DRAMA, BABY!

/new guy struts and frets through a date professing how he'd like to give her expanded social services and that he'd rather not go to her friend's tax cut kegger on friday night.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM TOTALLY NOT DOING THIS HE IS SO FUCKING WEIRD!

Radiotherapy November 11, 2010 at 2:45 pm

So now he's a Republican.
Wait, what???

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 3:00 pm

They didn't go that far. After all, in this fantasy, Obama is with a white women, not a little boy.

Missyb9479 November 11, 2010 at 2:46 pm

I think I saw this movie on lifetime. America was played by Tori Spelling.

obfuscator2 November 11, 2010 at 2:49 pm

the WORST part was when he slipped his finger below our "southern border" and we woke up with the dirty sanchez of illegal immigration smeared across our collective face.

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

I hate to find out exactly what the BP oil spill represents in this new rapetastic WND analogy world we find ourselves in.

Not_So_Much November 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Easy: a Santorum

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 3:58 pm

Ah NOW I see the link!

So … those slicked dead pelicans were… librally aborted babbys, aborted because of the birth defects, which are a gift from God, God which librals hate also!

Someone get me a chalkboard and a camera, or an employment application to WND, I think I am getting good at this!

obfuscator2 November 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm

dependence on petroleum-based lube has wreaked havoc on our natural wetlands.

ManchuCandidate November 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Barry a clumsy douchebag frat boy? I'm pretty sure he's got more game in the tip of his dick than the entire WND fatty nutters have total.

chickensmack November 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Maybe WND should check and see if America's smokin' a cigarette. It could have been that the fuckin' was just that good.

SmutBoffin November 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm

"Who was that wonderful communist ape?"

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Wasn't this a punchline to a joke told by the wonderful John McCain?

MinAgain November 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm

From the tone, I'm assuming that America is a white girl in this scenario.

thecryingeagle November 11, 2010 at 8:07 pm

I'm stealing this line. It is flawless.

MLite November 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Wow, it ends with "blacks rioting in the street" once they impeach the commie rapist-in-chief. Is it still considered a dog whistle if everyone can hear it?

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 5:02 pm

Thank you for exploring that particular sewer to the end. My mental health professional(s) have forbidden me from venturing there, unmedicated.

BarackMyWorld November 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm

WND: "Wing-Nut Daily"?

imissopus November 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm

…the jig would be up.

Really, Eric Rush? I mean, really?

HistoriCat November 11, 2010 at 2:55 pm

So you're saying Glenn is getting fixed? That's good.

elviouslyqueer November 11, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Dear Erik Rush:
For the 98th time, I am not interested in joining you on the DL. Kindly quit asking.
Regards,
Barry O.

Tommmcattt November 11, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Young Barry was totally my type back in the day. If only I had met him then, I could be raping the White House now as the first man ever to become First Lady.

Or something like that. I haven't worked out the details yet.

WarAndGee November 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Well you know that's what THOSE people do, rape our white women with birth-certificate-free, Muslin, Nazi, Communism. (Sorry just jumped inside the mind of this WND staffer.)

HistoriCat November 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm

"What crimes have you committed?"
"Rape, murder, arson and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."

I have to apologize – I would have called for Obama's impeachment a long time ago but I was one of those people who was worried about the blacks rioting. I am … so ashamed … so sorry for not having the courage.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 4:54 pm

What does it say about their mentality–and their sick fantasies–that they do worry about blacks rioting?

BTW–Nothing against veterans, but if you are as tired of the vet talk as I am, TNT is running back-to-back Law and Order episodes. This is an important announcement because recently, I've surfed basic cable and found no Law and Order reruns.

zappadoo76 November 11, 2010 at 3:02 pm

From the article: "If most Americans knew that his agenda was to cripple America in all of the aforementioned areas, the jig would be up."

The jig would be up? The jig? Oh, Jeebus. Who wrote this thing, Strom Thurmond's ghost?

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 3:02 pm

But do we know we stopped him in time? If not, will we have to bring our little communist baby to term? I mean, if our soon to be child was fathered by a white commie, but in this case……

LionelHutzEsq November 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm

"Mom…., he told me we would just be Socialist, and he wouldn't put it in…., but he got me drunk and went all Communist on me. I tried to say no…, I tried, but he was so large and powerful, and I was mesmerized by his hammer and sickle."

chicken_thief November 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm

"Americans cannot forget that they mobilized in order to avert a communist coup and must continue to remind the GOP leadership and newly elected lawmakers of that fact."

So, if I have this right, Nobamar nearly buttsecked us, us having fortunately awakened before he could inject us with a black-load of commie jizz. Which would surely leave us traumatized for life. Or longer. Unless , apparently, you are part of the GOP leadership. They must be either really fucking stoopid or so in enthralled with the fantasy that they forget it is supposed to be a nightmare, so we have to KEEP REMINDING THEM.

prommie November 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

The world is such a scary scary place, to your typical inbred fucktarded superstitious and ignorant selfish asshole, you know, "real american;" it is filled with monsters and conspiracies and sexually insatiable raping negroes and stabby brown mexicans stealing your job, and lazy no-accounts living off your taxe, and pointy-head liberals and horned jews and swarthy muslims, and all of these monsters are after their daughters, of course, seeking to deprive them of the precious flower of their virginity and defile and befoul them with their dark-skinned evil non-white non-christian other-ness.

finallyhappy November 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm

So why is it that my nightmares are always someone like Ray Romano or Kelsey Grammer becoming psycho and shooting at me(with a gun- not the sex stuff- I am too old for that kind of dream)

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 4:51 pm

I worry more about Kelsey Grammer or Billy Joel running over me.

Chet Kincaid November 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Have you pitched this scenario to the Wingnut Allegorical Painting Guy?

GeoffPeterson November 11, 2010 at 3:11 pm

you tell 'em, barry.

__kth__ November 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Actually, there were 2 girls, not one. One was this hot young chick. But Obama didn't rape her; in fact, they are still dating although they have some issues to work out.

The other girl is this horrid somewhat porcine Christian cockblocking roommate of the first girl, but she's lying if she claims ever to have had any loss of love for "that negro" her roommate's been sleeping with.

HOFAH November 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm

I'll have you know that Barry didn't need alcohol or roofies to get me into bed. All he did was whisper "hope and change" in my ear and my clothes were off in no time.

finallyhappy November 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm

which I did not understand- I guess I am unedjumacated.

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 4:19 pm

Everybody knows Nelle Harper Lee is just Truman Capote in drag.

And 9-inch heels.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 4:44 pm

I read a biography of her called "Mockingbird," by an English professor who got tired of his students always asking questions about her and decided to do his own research. She didn't cooperate, of course. In fact, she slammed the door in his face, as she has to everyone who wanted to write about her.

Like the J.D. Salinger of Alabama, only different.

Zvi_Bleindmeis November 11, 2010 at 8:32 pm

I saw the film for the first time this past week. My wife's late daddy was a friend of Harper Lee's.

emmelemm November 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

1 million "p" points for you.

thecryingeagle November 11, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Is Sir Mix A Lot on my Wonkette?

emmelemm November 11, 2010 at 5:02 pm

I iz confused … how that relates to Six Mix-A-Lot? Anyway, my posse's on Broadway – I'll meet you at Dick's Drive-In.

arclight2012 November 12, 2010 at 10:57 am

No, he's too busy listening to Stephanie Miller.

Yes, I'm serious.

PublicLuxury November 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Once again, South Park has said it all.
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/timmythew

mavenmaven November 11, 2010 at 4:02 pm

I hate to go all Freudian about this, but is all this resentment by the teabaggers and this kind of writing a latent sign of sublimated frustration and a reflection of actual desire, this text serving as a sort of wish fulfillment, a dream fantasy? Just askin'.

charlesdegoal November 11, 2010 at 4:19 pm

I kinda feel good in all those aforementioned areas.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 4:27 pm

How do they manage to make up shit like this on a daily basis? Don't these winger fuckers ever get tired?

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 4:37 pm

As I indicated in my earlier comment, I refuse to believe these people were ever caught "off guard" or whatever this dickwad would consider it. They never, ever, sleep or pause a moment to take a break from the hate.

Lascauxcaveman November 11, 2010 at 4:49 pm

Wow, I didn't know that he was still around. And somehow I've managed to see every one of the films mentioned in that blurb (except Conan.)

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 5:00 pm

WND I told you not to wear that tight skirt to the election.

DustBowlBlues November 11, 2010 at 5:05 pm

Maybe we were weak because we're fat and lazy. But because the commie's wife encourages Americans to eat healthier, wingers who fantasize about Bible Spice have to keep their fat asses on the sofa and the frito package and velveeta dip at hand, to fight socialism.

Will they be able to fight the top-down coup (how does that work, exactly?) from their scooters while they're in those diabetic comas?

Ducksworthy November 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm

In the gall bladder yet. Hooray!

jim89048 November 14, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Hooray for Frankenstein!

Chet Kincaid November 11, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Wow. From http://erikrush.com/bio.htm
Who can explain this dude's dysfunction? PsycWench?

Bio
Erik Rush was born in New York City on January 1, 1961, the first child of a white father and black mother. For many years his family lived in the same neighborhood as Betty Shabazz (Malcolm X's widow) and her children. His mother also founded a prominent African dance and drum troupe in New York; thus, Erik grew up keenly aware of the unfolding cultural issues of the day.

From 1975 to 1985, Erik worked as a studio, club, and stage musician and in biomedical research. In 1986, he relocated to Colorado and became a Christian in 1989. In 1996, one of his short stories won a Chrysalis first place award for short fiction; in 2002 his novel, “The Angels Fell,” was released.

Having been cognizant of sociopolitical issues since his youth, as he wrote, Erik began to lean toward expression of his beliefs concerning the mind- and spirit-stultifying developments and conventions that he saw in America.

Erik is currently a contributor of social commentary to WorldNetDaily.com and various other print and online publications. He has appeared on Fox News, CNN, and is a veteran of innumerable radio appearances and speaking engagements. His 2007 book, “Annexing Mexico: Solving the Border Problem Through Annexation and Assimilation” was New York Book Festival winner in the “Best Nonfiction” category.

In February of 2007, Erik was the first to break the story of President (then Senator) Barack Obama's ties to militant Chicago preacher Rev. Jeremiah Wright on a national level.

Erik has studied various Eastern philosophies, martial arts, politics, military history and business. He enjoys family time, playing music, and refinishing guitars. In addition to biomedical research, he has worked in marketing and media production.

WriteyWriterton November 11, 2010 at 5:22 pm

I missed the section in the bio where it explains how he became a paranoid idiot. Is there a second page?

Gleem_McShineys November 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm

I am guessing between 1996, when he won an award for a book, and 2002 when he wrote a book whose apparently notable claim to fame for the purposes of this bio was "being released," he may have become a paranoid idiot, as you suggest. Or, more likely, he simply became a bombastic famewhore screechleech who discovered moneymaking tard-manipulation techniques, practiced by Rush Limbaugh, and perfected by Glenn Beck recently.

When you're an asshole by nature, getting paid to be an even bigger asshole is probably not that hard to justify to yourself.

ShaveTheWhales November 12, 2010 at 2:26 am

So, from age 14 to age 24 he was a studio, club, and state musician AND worked in biomedical research? Busy kid.

PsycWench November 12, 2010 at 9:22 pm

I blame the fumes from refinishing guitars. He could have used a ventilation hood but only socialists value solvent-free air.

Chet Kincaid November 11, 2010 at 5:42 pm

I believe there is a secret salon in New York City, not far from that mansion in "Eyes Wide Shut", where prominent, self-hating negroes including Erik Rush, Pastor Manning, Allen West, Ken Blackwell, Alan Keyes, Shelby Steele and Thomas Sowell gather under the patronage of Clarence Thomas to read aloud from their convoluted, obsessive theories about the provenance, upbringing and projected neuroses of Barack Hussein Obama. Their meetings always begin with a screening of the Bernie Mack "I Hate Black Pepper" scene from that Wayans Brothers movie ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_gVSl46xI ), and they always conclude with the collected membership running a train on Virginia Thomas.

mumbly_joe November 11, 2010 at 6:47 pm

So, this would be what Joyce Kaufman or Clarence Thomas would call a "lynching", right?

Wait, no it's not, because it's actually horrifically racist dog-whistle-tastic, in real life , and also because Obamar's a liberal.

Wilcoxyz November 11, 2010 at 6:59 pm

America should have seen this coming after Hopey finger banged Illinois. But America was all like, no, I think he really respects me.

Thedongsofwar November 11, 2010 at 7:00 pm

"Like a half an hour of over and under the bra handplay with a sweet, young, not as hot Katie Perry but pretty darn close filling out nicely a hipster Zelda t-shirt on the 3rd day of spirit week after we tried out Jerry's gravity bong slipping back to her dorm in Maple 3rd floor because my roommate's crit is tomorrow and her's dropped out last week and they haven't found her a new one yet passing out sideways because she went to shots after beer, Obama has taken advantage of the American people. Not that I would know what its like doing that to somebody, I went to Liberty University"

Kitty_Sanchez November 11, 2010 at 9:01 pm

Oh, goddammit! I always find out about the cool parties afterwards. God, I so wanna be one of Barry O's drunken sex/communism victims.

MissTaken November 11, 2010 at 10:08 pm

Rape is rarely funny

anteater November 11, 2010 at 11:33 pm

Eric Rush, he calls himself the "other Rush". Hahahahahhaa. Douchey touch that. He writes like he has a thesaurus stuck up his tight ass.
This article reads like a bad freshman essay and I'm sure people go way out of their way to avoid this fucker at parties.

arclight2012 November 12, 2010 at 10:54 am

This sounds eerily familiar. I think it's just like that completely untrue rumor that used to be all over the intarwebs that GLENN BECK RAPED AND KILLED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990.

arclight2012 November 12, 2010 at 11:18 am

White people did exactly that post-Katrina down south. Seriously.

simplyblue7 November 14, 2010 at 12:03 am

If this is rape, then I'm quite liking it!

SorosBot November 11, 2010 at 9:45 pm

I changed the handle to mock the Breitbart trolls and their conspiracy theory mongering, now they're mostly gone so maybe I'll back to my initials soon, but I'm of getting used to the new name.

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