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Profiles in Indiscretion: Poor Lisa Murkowski is just trying to talk to the camera, and then Joe Miller rudely interrupts with some cunnilingus.

  • What is the one thing that Joe Miller hates more than anything, besides “Lisa Murkowski”? Discretion. Joe Miller hates discretion, because how can you “discreetly arrest someone for asking a question”? You can’t, QED. So it should come as no surprise that Joe Miller is suing Alaska, in order to “keep the state from using discretion in counting write-in ballots.” And it’s really important that Joe wins this lawsuit, because write-in counting starts today and ends when Joe Miller stops being such a dildo (never). Yes, Joe Miller says that voters who misspelled Murkowski’s name did so on purpose, to protest Lisa Murkowski’s confusing name! According to this very silly lawsuit, “People commented on radio stations and in the comment sections in blogs and newspaper stories that they would deliberately incorrectly write-in a variation of ‘Murkowski’ as a protest.” Oh, for Pete’s sake. Miller is trailing “Write-In” by only 11,333 votes now that absentee ballots have been tabulated, and you can bet your Ugg boots that Joe is going to sue all the ballots that he doesn’t like/argue that he should receive the votes Bart Simpson got. [USA Today/TPM]
  • Hey, remember when CIA “interrogators” videotaped themselves torturing all those Detainees, and then destroyed these videotapes because they didn’t like fapping to the same torture video twice, AND THEN were sent to prison for being satanic monsters? Of course you don’t! Because all charges have been dropped. [McClatchy/NYT]
  • Nicolas Sarkozy signed that pension reform bill — you know, the one that made French people angry/burn cars. [CNN]
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