Obama Criticizes Israel In Muslim Indonesia, Once Had a 'Tranny Nanny'

 
 President Obama criticized Israel for its approval of new settlements in East Jerusalem today, which is surprising not because Jews should be allowed to have whatever land they want, because of the Bible, but because Obama hates the Jews and their rightful country. Or perhaps, considering he said this in Indonesia, Obama was just afraid that all the Muslims would immediately murder him if he said otherwise -- and we all know that being deathly afraid of such people is the most patriotic thing an American can do. But  The New York Times reminds us that Obama grew up in this foreign land, unpatriotically, which is what makes him actually a secret Muslim. The Times has another interesting story to tell: even though Obama joined their religion, those people called him a duck and allowed the poor boy to have a KNOWN TRANSVESTITE GAY as his nanny.

In Mr. Satjakoesoemah’s living room, Mr. Obama’s mother taught English to the neighborhood women, including his wife, Djumiati. While the residents regarded Mr. Obama’s mother as a “free spirit,” Barry, who was chubby, was referred to as the “boy who runs like a duck,” said Mrs. Satjakoesoemah, 69.

 Racist .

His nanny was an openly gay man who, in keeping with Indonesia’s relaxed attitudes toward homosexuality, carried on an affair with a local butcher, longtime residents said. The nanny later joined a group of transvestites called Fantastic Dolls, who, like the many transvestites who remain fixtures of Jakarta’s streetscape, entertained people by dancing and playing volleyball.

PLAYING VOLLEYBALL? So all those hot women who play volleyball are TRANNIES? Jawsome.

One time, recalled the elder son, Slamet Januadi, now 52, Mr. Obama asked a group of boys whether they wanted to grow up to be president, a soldier or a businessman. A president would own nothing while a soldier would possess weapons and a businessmen would have money, the young Obama explained.

Mr. Januadi and his younger brother, both of whom later joined the Indonesian military, said they wanted to become soldiers. Another boy, a future banker, said he would become a businessman.

“Then Barry said he would become president and order the soldier to guard him and the businessman to use his money to build him something,” Mr. Januadi said. “We told him, ‘You cheated. You didn’t give us those details.’ ”

The birth of Obamacare. See, even Muslim children know socialism is wrong, but apparently little MaoBama did not. [ NYT / NYT ]