You feel that chill outside? No, of course you don’t. The weather is getting warmer and warmer right now. Why? Ex-communist and ex-Nazi Pleiadians and Lizard People, that’s why. Galaxy mother / BlogTalkRadio personality / future Fox News anchor Colleen Thomas has gone onto the YouTube from her well-appointed home to tell us that this country is going to explode today from dirty bombs because President Obama, in league with these evil forces, left us behind. Make sure your human meat is not overcooked by these bombs, because otherwise the reptilians won’t be able to sell it on the black market, in space! And please somebody tell this to Obama, because he’s going to die in a space tsunami over there after the Lizard People turn their backs on him.
These guys have spaceships, you guys. Be careful out there. [Videogum]
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What is it about hair dye (specifically bleaching agents) that make them (see Faux Faux Blonds) insane and (no or) stupid?
And the breast implants, teeth whitener and fake tan. It may be more than just hair dye.
Love da Ta-Ta's :0
No Reptoid in it's right mind would eat her :)
this country is going to explode today from dirty bombs because President Obama left us behind.
Today, we are all Macaulay Culkin.
But what is her position on masturbation, and how well trim is her pubic region, as this is how I now judge all political commentary.
And, of course, does the carpet match the drapes?
No. The key indicator here is the coloration of the eyebrows. Dark eyebrows means dark hair color elsewhere on the body.
And yes, there's extensive personal research to support that. 8)
My pubic research has been exclusively into the taste. I am colour blind on these matters as Martin Luther King intended.
And everyone likes a little trim!
Hell, these guys are spaceships.
♪♫Burn the spaceships down. ♪♫
Save us, Gort! Klaatu barada nicto!!!
Um, she says she has a, um, radio show, but, but, there is, um, something about her, um, speaking style that, um, it kind of, it seems to, indicate that, um, she's not, not exactly, um, a professional.
Meanwhile, I've got to stop listening to the AM radio:
"This is Glenn Beck, for Cheeseline…"
Laugh if you will, but the Congressional GOP has a similar take on global warming.
Nadine?
Finally coherent, albeit still totally whacked.
Awww! Nadine, honey is that you? How well I remember our dear Nadine. Thanks Smut Boffin.
I'm glad she kept her huge rack in the shot the whole time.
butterface
Well yeah that's why i was looking at her boobs.
Those are the hydrazine and LOX tanks for her trip home.
Clarence Thomas has a sister?
Nicely toned arms, though. Shake Weight?
You mean, Ginni Thomas, right?
Nah. I was playing off the similar names: Colleen Thomas, Clarence Thomas. Also trying to imply he's really a blonde white guy in disguise. A perfect joke, the only thing missing is humor.
I'd normally be inclined to watch the whole thing, but even 15 seconds of looking at a Thomas Kinkade painting is 15 seconds too much.
You add the beauty mark under her arm to that & you got a twofer makes this unwatchable,
I thought it was cool how her dress so nicely matches that painting masterpiece.____Very nice, rack, also. Just how old was she in 1960? WoW!
Also, and too. That chick has got to be AMAZING in the sack.
Sure, but you know she'd bite your head off immediately afterward so it's kind of a one off deal.
She already warned us that her people like to eat humans, so staying away may be a good idea.
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed???
Pass- as Woody Allen said, don't go to bed with anyone crazier then you are.
He's never met my wife.
if your wife is over 16, you're probably right.
Damn you, Lascauxcaveman! That was my thought as I started watching this video. And I have the experience to back that up!!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! But, as someone else commented, the Thomas Kincade painting is an image of the place where boners go to die.
Maybe there's something more tasteful in the bedroom. A velvet Elvis, perhaps. Or some black-light posters.
I'd hit it, but give a fake name/email/digits, as I would lay big money that loca chica is a serious stalker.
All this reminds me that I am jonesing for V to come back on the teevee. I am on Team Lizard, and I welcome our Reptilian overlords.
I can't take my eyes off her hairline.
Thus proving that you are not a straight male!
Her hair does make her look like she stepped out of 1986; which is odd, since she says she was sent to Earth in 1960.
It's ALIVE.
In my own dating experience, Teh Krazee chicks usually love to fuck like bunnies. So, if we survive, I vote we gather 'round her to repopulate the planet.
It's part of my credo to not watch any right-wing youtube that is any longer than 30 seconds. I clicked anyway, hoping maybe she'd say where she got the cool paisley material for her blouse. Well, according to the sidebar, we were supposed to be completely shut down by an electromagnetic pulse on the 6th of November. Why am I here at work, then?
Nice rack, though.
I was wondering – if we are all going to be shut down by the EMP – to the very core of the planet no less – then how the hell are we going to continue watching her youtube rack for further instruction?!?
Don't test me on this Nadine.
The Spirit of Everything in the Galaxy has the express permission of Michael to f*ck you up. So watch it, earth.
I am just sorry that I didn't have this clip before my lecture this morning on Paranoid Schizophrenia.
This actually seems like some sort of subtype of delusion disorder.
Oh please, the IRB folks would laugh you out of the room.
<golf clap> They'd at least make him add a disclaimer and a chance to "opt out" for sure.
Even well-maintained cougar flesh and an adorably retro spaceman conspiracy aren't enough to distract me from the HORROR on the wall there. What is that? Kinkade's "Stairway to Fail at Sunset?"
Also, when do I get my $5,300,000?
In the spring, if you are still alive on this planet. Weren't you paying attention?
So is the $5.3 mil in dollars or Ameros? Also, can I use them at the canteen in the FEMA camp I am supposed to report to?
The money will be in gold-pressed latinum.
No! I want them now. Only NObama would make that kind of promise. Queen Mother of Everything in the Galaxy can give me my 1World Bucks now!
When Obama's White Half get's over it's Guilt :O
Thanks, Wonkette, for posting another video that makes my testicles retract into my body!
Back in the day we called that "turtleing" today we call it a "McConnell"
Fuck, we're being bombed by a Doo-Whop group? And a white one at that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tsggM54KA
What? Oh It's spelled differently? Off to Google some more…
Oh shit…
At the risk of sounding repetitive, may I simply observe that if this silly twat had a dick in her mouth she would not be spouting such tripe and nonsense. I would specify my dick, but actually, I do have standards, such as they are, and they preclude me from becoming erect for the Michelle Bachmann level of craziness. Palin is simply a lazy opportunistic cunt. That, I can handle, the batshit crazy is instant soft-on for me.
Yunger U slurped that endangered bearded clam of Nancy's didn't U ?
I must plead the 5th.
Most of the paranoid-schizophrenics I've known were considerably less well turned-out than this nice lady (cf: homeless, unwashed, dressed in greasy rags–thanks, Reagan). How does she do it? They all had exactly the same line of patter though.
Also, the Artist of Light<tm>?
She probably just goes off her meds once in awhile when she's feeling bored and lonely. Skip the meds, turn on the video camera, and you've had a fun and safe weekend.
Surely you should realize that our Pleiadian and Andromedan overlords would make sure that their humanform agents would be given the resources to live comfortably on Earth.
Chilling.
OT: You can get the superscripted ™ by copy/pasting it from another web site. google "tm symbol". /OT
Thanks for the tip. I was going to look up the alt code, but was overmastered by fatigue.
On a Mac:
© option-g
™ option-2
® option-r
Now wait a second…wait a second…This was a tremendously powerful argument. and I think it will gain more and more acceptance as time goes on.
~ Bill Kristol
When does the tongue punching in the fart box start?
We are all supposed to forward this to our local news station so that they can assess just how many of us are crazy enough to believe it. Right?
Well, those certainly look real.
The Pleiadians have more technology than you can imagine, my friend.
Are you suggesting that the space between them needs to be called Silicone Valley?
At least I now know why the Pope wears red shoes – although I confess, I was never actually curious about it.
What's the difference between this and Föx, Breitbart etc? Srsly, isn't she on Fox n' Fiends?
Could be. All them ditzy blondes on that channel look the same to me, being a guy that gravitates towards the duskier wenches. You know, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice and all that.
I have the swarthy attractiveness gene too.
You guys are so damn picky. In my single days I was grateful for the lustful attentions of women, regardless of pigmentation.
Hell, I ain't picky either, and if this crazy bitch came on to me at the bar I'd be all over it, especially 3 or 4 rum & cokes into the evening. I just have my preferences, is all.
Same here; I certainly have nothing against blonds, but find dark hair much more attractive, and it saddens me to see so much of it covered by peroxide.
I always knew the FEMA camps would save us.
I will gladly go to a FEMA camp if it does not have access to YouTube at this point.
After a while, all of this crazy starts sounding like an endless stream of one of Charlie Brown's teachers talking.
Whatever. I loved her in Strangers with Candy
Michelle Bachman has a sister?
No electricity or phones for six months? I live in Panamá; I'll barely notice.
Future cast member of "Housewives of KKKrazy Town."
Obviously she's Riley Martin's wife.
The Biavians are obviously reptillian.
Didn't Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith take care of this matter a few years ago?
Well no fucking wonder Ground Control couldn't get ahold of Major Tom! It's all so clear now!
Stephanie from the second Bob Newhart show
The Thomas KINKADE print on the wall in the background is the first tip off as to where this shit is going.
Awww!
That's so cute that the Housewifes of Jersey figured out how to use that U-tooby thingie!
What's the date today?
After listening to some of that utter nonsense I have only one question: why did she quit being governor of Alaska?
For the sweet übergrifter lifestyle.
I have a couple Pleiadians on my fantasy football team. Good to know they're finally going to bust out, because they haven't done squat so far.
I need to get the number of the upholstery guy who re-upholstered her boobs, I have some old wing chairs that are getting saggy, and that guy did some good work, just the kind of fabric I was looking for, too.
What ever happened to that quaint media term "Lunatic Fringe"? And why don't they use it anymore?
Because it's no longer the fringe; it's the entire taint.
The loonies and the mainstream are no longer distinguishable. I think this may have something to do with the internet.
They took over the Republican Party.
She's not the fringe because that has to be attached at one end.
I say she's pulling our leg.
But if she isn't, somebody needs to introduce her to Pastor Manning, so he can get that hate-fuck he desperately craves. They'd be the Clarence & Virginia Thomas of Insanity!
She totally needs to hook up with the Time Cube guy. Their lizard children would lead us into a new golden age.
Ahem.
I may be reaching here but perhaps she gives a more perfected blow job?
Riley! We need you for some research. Be brave.
I made it to the first "…um", which was maybe 3 seconds.
Someone needs to tell these faux blondes that the Space Balls helmet-head-hair is a crime against humanity.
I kept her going in the background while scrolled down the thread, and I will now surrender myself to the FEMA camps. Sucking in a lot of formaldehyde just might neutralize my sad.
REX 84 FEMA Camps, if you please!
I watched that whole thing and you know what, I would like to test her.
Mostly for evidence of brain worms, but maybe a multiple choice quiz too.
needz moar lithium.
25 mg BID
Colleen, honey, pick up your refill, please.
and whatever you're doing at the gym, keep it up, cause those arms are sick!
I was going to say. is there a fucking medication shortage plaguing the country? Apparently, the anti-psychotics are in short supply but the steroids are not.
seems like a reasonable dose, I'll take it! (can you call that in or do I have to pick up the Rx?) and yes, the bitch does have some fine guns, they'll come in handy when she has to go back to rescue John Conner, or whatever (she can put me in a headlock any day!)
SS are the key letters here. Think about it. Schutzstaffel, Sons of Satan, Social Security, shortstop, secret service. Seven squirrels twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my sister's ranch. You know that old children's story about the Pleiadians. It's like you're dreamin' about Limburger cheese when it's clearly dirty bomb time, baby. Step into my office, Obama. Because you're fucking fired.
Sigh. Guess I have to give up my dream of getting a 96 Impala SuperSport…
When she says "entourage," does she mean "posse"? (Or another word that springs quasi-rhymingly to mind?)
SHOCKING VIDEO: Colleen Thomas reveals more evidence of huge dirty bombs!
Dirty bombs and decent cleavage. II think if you keep looking you'll find video (for sale) that deals with the terrifying alien anal probing that brought her to this mental state.
I suspect you're right.
From the video: "I am fully versed in physics, politics, earth history and alien affairs."
She's very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
She understands equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem she is teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
Dirty bombs, decent cleavage and a weird tan line. Explains Colleen's sofa slip cover top in her later, more tastefully produced (and more entertaining) YouTube.
We're watching Colleen mature in her art.
WIN! (btw, how much?)
oh yeah, MUCH better view of the Pleidian rack, thanks for sharing! love this YouTube comment (and apparently so does Ms. Colleen!)
'They are space boobie, highly tuned antennae,that vibrate on a high oscillation in conjunction with her root chakra'
As the supreme allied commander of the Draconians and Reptilians, I say bring it on. Light off that EMP. We have removed our people to the safety of the dark side of the moon. We left instructions for any survivors on the Georgia Guidestones. We will return to rebuild once the war is over. Good day.
It was all sounding plausible until she described the pleiadians using the term 'shake, rattle and roll.' I mean, come on now, really?
"That's why the Pope wears red shoes"?
"See, honey, this is why you're called a 'trophy wife.'"
Maybe it's from Mars Needs Women (But Not This One)
Has Beck picked this up yet? She could use a chalk board, but damned if she isn't beating him at his own game!
Beck needs bigger boobies.
Maybe Limbaugh should pick the story up then; his are bigger than this woman's.
She's psychotic.
Even she starts cracking up towards the end, but I get the feeling it's more crazy laughter than self-knowing. That said, at least she seems to have a comprehensive world view :)
yeah but in a good way, with boobies!
BY THE WAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hvtOEHKJsI&fe…
She beats Rick Sanchez. She revealed on this broadcast that the people "at the top" of the media actually want to eat us, for Kosher.
Paging Dr Johnny Fever: Dr Fever to reception. Code Blues.
A Thomas Kinkade on the wall and a psychopaisley schmatte ensemble from Coldwater Creek, FTW!
So much emotion. So little forehead movement. Jeebus.
My entreaties to the Arquillian ambasssador have gone unanswered!
A pair of truck nuts hangs on Orion's belt!
They arrive in a little more than 3 days…so Blondie's predictive wonderjugs were off by a less than a fortnight!
Stay clear of the L.A. Basin at all costs!
http://www.iamrogue.com/skyline
Can't we we just go back to Tuesday and elect her Queen right now? I'm going to make this woman my wife!
Okay, if you nothing better to do at this time but check out her other vids (pathetic, I know), you'll see that she has a propensity to wear clothing that highlights, shall we say, her chesticle area. I think she's receiving signals through her nipples, which I suspect will reach right up to her ears when she's ready to download.
"I think she's receiving signals through her nipples, which I suspect will reach right up to her ears when she's ready to download."
That's a great visual.
Ms. Space Balls must keep her brain in a jar in between transmissions.
Maybe she plays bridge with Bar?
What in the holy hell is a metal blanket? It sounds itchy and super-uncomfortable.
That's a metal blanket "of some kind."
Just how many kinds are there? Can I knit one out of steel wool?
Eh…the Pleiadians rarely ever attack on Mondays. They're more of a Tuesday kind of people.
Still more coherent and more articulate than Sarah Palin, also, though.
i think dr. who might be of some help here.
She seemed so much smarter when she was answering phones at WKRP.
Damn, whitey went off the rails so fast.
Palin / Thomas 2012
THAT's crazy I'm vot'n fer.
"The Spirit of the Mother of Everything in this Galaxy" is a Thomas Kinkade fan.
I don't normally say this about people, but dear lord please tell me that she has no children. But what am I worried about, she'd probably just eat them.
she's already spawned
http://www.myspace.com/colesakick
"I dreamed I saw aliens in my Maidenform bra."
Why isn't she wearing her Faraday cage? That detail just by itself makes me suspect she's not entirely leveling with us.
It won't work. It's only monaday.
Does the text on the side of the video say "Nov. 6" when she's saying "Nov. 8th"?
That sure was easier to debunk than you thought, wasn't it?
This chick is so wack! I live on the outskirts of Area 51, in Art Bell country. I see shit all the time…
please, tell us more!
Children's ice cream, Mandrake. http://paul.kedrosky.com/WindowsLiveWriter/Saturd…
whoaaaaa…WTF is THAT all about?
My rocket is losing control. I'm going to try to land it between those two huge mountains. Brace for impact!
War Rocket Ajax crash landing on Colleen's sweet, sweet, Mongo City!
Klytus, I'm bored…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SufvakN67WA&fe…
Wait, don't you love at the beginning that SHE's not even taking herself seriously as you see her trying to surpress laughter when she goes straight into the alien talk? That was PRICELESS.
Honey, if you're going to defend this shithole you'll need to fire up my "Large Hadron Collider".
I should stop now.
It's morning in America. I did not make it to the FEMA camp. I'm in a Holiday Inn in Cleveland.
Anybody out there? Is it safe to go to the breakfast buffet? Or am I the breakfast buffet for lizard people?
I'd like to 'shake, rattle, and roll' with her!
Dang, today is the 9th. Guess the Lizard people took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Why is she wearing a throw-rug for a dress? I am way to distracted by that terrible outfit to concentrate on the retarded things she is saying…
See you all in hell! I believe this lady 'cause she's purdy.
This explains this poor person. http://www.youtube.com/v/wM1Mj5Ch5lA
Since we drive on the road with this woman, it's probably a good thing if her car gets repossessed…
She gets her material from a conspiracy theorist named David Icke. I've read a few of his books, and this woman is lifting straight from his stuff.
Relax, Great Folks like Charles, and Hagar, and Mr HVAC, and Sir Artie, and I are going to save the World !!!
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