EVOLUTION  1:42 pm November 8, 2010

Pleiadians, Lizard People Going To Explode America While Obama In Asia

by Jack Stuef

Flamer.You feel that chill outside? No, of course you don’t. The weather is getting warmer and warmer right now. Why? Ex-communist and ex-Nazi Pleiadians and Lizard People, that’s why. Galaxy mother / BlogTalkRadio personality / future Fox News anchor Colleen Thomas has gone onto the YouTube from her well-appointed home to tell us that this country is going to explode today from dirty bombs because President Obama, in league with these evil forces, left us behind. Make sure your human meat is not overcooked by these bombs, because otherwise the reptilians won’t be able to sell it on the black market, in space! And please somebody tell this to Obama, because he’s going to die in a space tsunami over there after the Lizard People turn their backs on him.

These guys have spaceships, you guys. Be careful out there. [Videogum]

 

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{ 183 comments }

ManchuCandidate November 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm

What is it about hair dye (specifically bleaching agents) that make them (see Faux Faux Blonds) insane and (no or) stupid?

PsycWench November 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm

And the breast implants, teeth whitener and fake tan. It may be more than just hair dye.

icetrout November 11, 2010 at 1:26 pm

Love da Ta-Ta's :0

icetrout November 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm

No Reptoid in it's right mind would eat her :)

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm

this country is going to explode today from dirty bombs because President Obama left us behind.

Today, we are all Macaulay Culkin.

LionelHutzEsq November 8, 2010 at 1:48 pm

But what is her position on masturbation, and how well trim is her pubic region, as this is how I now judge all political commentary.

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm

And, of course, does the carpet match the drapes?

Steverino247 November 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm

No. The key indicator here is the coloration of the eyebrows. Dark eyebrows means dark hair color elsewhere on the body.

And yes, there's extensive personal research to support that. 8)

Numbat_Dundee November 8, 2010 at 4:12 pm

My pubic research has been exclusively into the taste. I am colour blind on these matters as Martin Luther King intended.

RoadScholar November 8, 2010 at 5:01 pm

And everyone likes a little trim!

Lascauxcaveman November 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm

These guys have spaceships, you guys. Be careful out there.

Hell, these guys are spaceships.

Radiotherapy November 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm

♪♫Burn the spaceships down. ♪♫

SmutBoffin November 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Save us, Gort! Klaatu barada nicto!!!

SorosBot November 8, 2010 at 1:49 pm

Um, she says she has a, um, radio show, but, but, there is, um, something about her, um, speaking style that, um, it kind of, it seems to, indicate that, um, she's not, not exactly, um, a professional.

metamarcisf November 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Meanwhile, I've got to stop listening to the AM radio:

"This is Glenn Beck, for Cheeseline…"

Gratuitous World November 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Laugh if you will, but the Congressional GOP has a similar take on global warming.

SmutBoffin November 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Nadine?

phaVoom November 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Finally coherent, albeit still totally whacked.

102415 November 16, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Awww! Nadine, honey is that you? How well I remember our dear Nadine. Thanks Smut Boffin.

Billmatic November 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm

I'm glad she kept her huge rack in the shot the whole time.

__kth__ November 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm

butterface

Billmatic November 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Well yeah that's why i was looking at her boobs.

RoadScholar November 8, 2010 at 5:04 pm

Those are the hydrazine and LOX tanks for her trip home.

JustPixelz November 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Clarence Thomas has a sister?

Nicely toned arms, though. Shake Weight?

Rosie_Scenario November 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm

You mean, Ginni Thomas, right?

JustPixelz November 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm

Nah. I was playing off the similar names: Colleen Thomas, Clarence Thomas. Also trying to imply he's really a blonde white guy in disguise. A perfect joke, the only thing missing is humor.

OneYieldRegular November 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm

I'd normally be inclined to watch the whole thing, but even 15 seconds of looking at a Thomas Kinkade painting is 15 seconds too much.

OhNoGuy November 8, 2010 at 4:41 pm

You add the beauty mark under her arm to that & you got a twofer makes this unwatchable,

Tundra Grifter November 10, 2010 at 11:49 am

I thought it was cool how her dress so nicely matches that painting masterpiece.____Very nice, rack, also. Just how old was she in 1960? WoW!

Lascauxcaveman November 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Also, and too. That chick has got to be AMAZING in the sack.

user-of-owls November 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Sure, but you know she'd bite your head off immediately afterward so it's kind of a one off deal.

SorosBot November 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm

She already warned us that her people like to eat humans, so staying away may be a good idea.

DahBoner November 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed???

GeorgiaBurning November 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Pass- as Woody Allen said, don't go to bed with anyone crazier then you are.

Lascauxcaveman November 8, 2010 at 3:09 pm

He's never met my wife.

JustPixelz November 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm

if your wife is over 16, you're probably right.

MiniMencken November 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Damn you, Lascauxcaveman! That was my thought as I started watching this video. And I have the experience to back that up!!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! But, as someone else commented, the Thomas Kincade painting is an image of the place where boners go to die.

Lascauxcaveman November 8, 2010 at 5:34 pm

Maybe there's something more tasteful in the bedroom. A velvet Elvis, perhaps. Or some black-light posters.

mrpuma2u November 9, 2010 at 10:20 am

I'd hit it, but give a fake name/email/digits, as I would lay big money that loca chica is a serious stalker.

marinmaven November 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm

All this reminds me that I am jonesing for V to come back on the teevee. I am on Team Lizard, and I welcome our Reptilian overlords.

freakishlywrong November 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm

I can't take my eyes off her hairline.

CapnFatback November 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Thus proving that you are not a straight male!

SorosBot November 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Her hair does make her look like she stepped out of 1986; which is odd, since she says she was sent to Earth in 1960.

OneYieldRegular November 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm

It's ALIVE.

Not_So_Much November 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm

In my own dating experience, Teh Krazee chicks usually love to fuck like bunnies. So, if we survive, I vote we gather 'round her to repopulate the planet.

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm

It's part of my credo to not watch any right-wing youtube that is any longer than 30 seconds. I clicked anyway, hoping maybe she'd say where she got the cool paisley material for her blouse. Well, according to the sidebar, we were supposed to be completely shut down by an electromagnetic pulse on the 6th of November. Why am I here at work, then?

Nice rack, though.

fundamentallybroken November 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm

I was wondering – if we are all going to be shut down by the EMP – to the very core of the planet no less – then how the hell are we going to continue watching her youtube rack for further instruction?!?

Don't test me on this Nadine.

brendanwynn November 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm

The Spirit of Everything in the Galaxy has the express permission of Michael to f*ck you up. So watch it, earth.

refudiatedness November 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm

I am just sorry that I didn't have this clip before my lecture this morning on Paranoid Schizophrenia.

brendanwynn November 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm

This actually seems like some sort of subtype of delusion disorder.

user-of-owls November 8, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Oh please, the IRB folks would laugh you out of the room.

Sparky_McGruff November 8, 2010 at 3:38 pm

<golf clap> They'd at least make him add a disclaimer and a chance to "opt out" for sure.

edgydrifter November 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Even well-maintained cougar flesh and an adorably retro spaceman conspiracy aren't enough to distract me from the HORROR on the wall there. What is that? Kinkade's "Stairway to Fail at Sunset?"

brendanwynn November 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Also, when do I get my $5,300,000?

gurukalehuru November 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm

In the spring, if you are still alive on this planet. Weren't you paying attention?

thecryingeagle November 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm

So is the $5.3 mil in dollars or Ameros? Also, can I use them at the canteen in the FEMA camp I am supposed to report to?

SorosBot November 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm

The money will be in gold-pressed latinum.

brendanwynn November 8, 2010 at 3:13 pm

No! I want them now. Only NObama would make that kind of promise. Queen Mother of Everything in the Galaxy can give me my 1World Bucks now!

icetrout November 11, 2010 at 4:52 pm

When Obama's White Half get's over it's Guilt :O

WordSaladNation November 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Thanks, Wonkette, for posting another video that makes my testicles retract into my body!

freakishlywrong November 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Back in the day we called that "turtleing" today we call it a "McConnell"

HOFAH November 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Fuck, we're being bombed by a Doo-Whop group? And a white one at that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tsggM54KA

What? Oh It's spelled differently? Off to Google some more…

Oh shit…

ttommyunger November 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm

At the risk of sounding repetitive, may I simply observe that if this silly twat had a dick in her mouth she would not be spouting such tripe and nonsense. I would specify my dick, but actually, I do have standards, such as they are, and they preclude me from becoming erect for the Michelle Bachmann level of craziness. Palin is simply a lazy opportunistic cunt. That, I can handle, the batshit crazy is instant soft-on for me.

icetrout November 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Yunger U slurped that endangered bearded clam of Nancy's didn't U ?

ttommyunger November 11, 2010 at 2:22 pm

I must plead the 5th.

TimeCubist November 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Most of the paranoid-schizophrenics I've known were considerably less well turned-out than this nice lady (cf: homeless, unwashed, dressed in greasy rags–thanks, Reagan). How does she do it? They all had exactly the same line of patter though.

Also, the Artist of Light<tm>?

Lascauxcaveman November 8, 2010 at 2:19 pm

She probably just goes off her meds once in awhile when she's feeling bored and lonely. Skip the meds, turn on the video camera, and you've had a fun and safe weekend.

SorosBot November 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Surely you should realize that our Pleiadian and Andromedan overlords would make sure that their humanform agents would be given the resources to live comfortably on Earth.

TimeCubist November 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Chilling.

JustPixelz November 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm

OT: You can get the superscripted ™ by copy/pasting it from another web site. google "tm symbol". /OT

TimeCubist November 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Thanks for the tip. I was going to look up the alt code, but was overmastered by fatigue.

Chet Kincaid November 8, 2010 at 8:00 pm

On a Mac:
© option-g
™ option-2
® option-r

fredbell November 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Now wait a second…wait a second…This was a tremendously powerful argument. and I think it will gain more and more acceptance as time goes on.

~ Bill Kristol

Radiotherapy November 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm

When does the tongue punching in the fart box start?

PsycWench November 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm

We are all supposed to forward this to our local news station so that they can assess just how many of us are crazy enough to believe it. Right?

anniegetyourfun November 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Well, those certainly look real.

TimeCubist November 8, 2010 at 2:16 pm

The Pleiadians have more technology than you can imagine, my friend.

mereoblivion November 8, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Are you suggesting that the space between them needs to be called Silicone Valley?

neiltheblaze November 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm

At least I now know why the Pope wears red shoes – although I confess, I was never actually curious about it.

Radiotherapy November 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm

What's the difference between this and Föx, Breitbart etc? Srsly, isn't she on Fox n' Fiends?

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Could be. All them ditzy blondes on that channel look the same to me, being a guy that gravitates towards the duskier wenches. You know, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice and all that.

Radiotherapy November 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I have the swarthy attractiveness gene too.

HistoriCat November 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

You guys are so damn picky. In my single days I was grateful for the lustful attentions of women, regardless of pigmentation.

BaldarTFlagass November 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Hell, I ain't picky either, and if this crazy bitch came on to me at the bar I'd be all over it, especially 3 or 4 rum & cokes into the evening. I just have my preferences, is all.

SorosBot November 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Same here; I certainly have nothing against blonds, but find dark hair much more attractive, and it saddens me to see so much of it covered by peroxide.

Come here a minute November 8, 2010 at 2:08 pm

I always knew the FEMA camps would save us.

thecryingeagle November 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm

I will gladly go to a FEMA camp if it does not have access to YouTube at this point.

CapnFatback November 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm

After a while, all of this crazy starts sounding like an endless stream of one of Charlie Brown's teachers talking.

el_chupacabra November 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Whatever. I loved her in Strangers with Candy

nounverb911 November 8, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Michelle Bachman has a sister?

padremickey November 8, 2010 at 2:16 pm

No electricity or phones for six months? I live in Panamá; I'll barely notice.

rocktonsam November 8, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Future cast member of "Housewives of KKKrazy Town."

PresBeeblebrox November 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Obviously she's Riley Martin's wife.

prommie November 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm

The Biavians are obviously reptillian.

mavenmaven November 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Didn't Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith take care of this matter a few years ago?

bumfug November 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Well no fucking wonder Ground Control couldn't get ahold of Major Tom! It's all so clear now!

__kth__ November 8, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Stephanie from the second Bob Newhart show

WarAndGee November 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm

The Thomas KINKADE print on the wall in the background is the first tip off as to where this shit is going.

DahBoner November 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Awww!

That's so cute that the Housewifes of Jersey figured out how to use that U-tooby thingie!

gurukalehuru November 8, 2010 at 2:33 pm

What's the date today?

SayItWithWookies November 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm

After listening to some of that utter nonsense I have only one question: why did she quit being governor of Alaska?

Radiotherapy November 8, 2010 at 2:41 pm

For the sweet übergrifter lifestyle.

ShiftyParadigm November 8, 2010 at 2:39 pm

I have a couple Pleiadians on my fantasy football team. Good to know they're finally going to bust out, because they haven't done squat so far.

prommie November 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm

I need to get the number of the upholstery guy who re-upholstered her boobs, I have some old wing chairs that are getting saggy, and that guy did some good work, just the kind of fabric I was looking for, too.

real_dc_native November 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm

What ever happened to that quaint media term "Lunatic Fringe"? And why don't they use it anymore?

RoadScholar November 8, 2010 at 5:10 pm

Because it's no longer the fringe; it's the entire taint.

DoktorZoom November 8, 2010 at 10:22 pm

The loonies and the mainstream are no longer distinguishable. I think this may have something to do with the internet.

SorosBot November 9, 2010 at 7:58 am

They took over the Republican Party.

Tundra Grifter November 10, 2010 at 11:52 am

She's not the fringe because that has to be attached at one end.

Chet Kincaid November 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I say she's pulling our leg.

But if she isn't, somebody needs to introduce her to Pastor Manning, so he can get that hate-fuck he desperately craves. They'd be the Clarence & Virginia Thomas of Insanity!

SteveMcCroskey November 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm

She totally needs to hook up with the Time Cube guy. Their lizard children would lead us into a new golden age.

TimeCubist November 8, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Ahem.

x111e7thst November 8, 2010 at 2:43 pm

I may be reaching here but perhaps she gives a more perfected blow job?

JustPixelz November 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Riley! We need you for some research. Be brave.

karen November 8, 2010 at 2:44 pm

I made it to the first "…um", which was maybe 3 seconds.

Someone needs to tell these faux blondes that the Space Balls helmet-head-hair is a crime against humanity.

WriteyWriterton November 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm

I kept her going in the background while scrolled down the thread, and I will now surrender myself to the FEMA camps. Sucking in a lot of formaldehyde just might neutralize my sad.

Tundra Grifter November 10, 2010 at 11:53 am

REX 84 FEMA Camps, if you please!

user-of-owls November 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm

I watched that whole thing and you know what, I would like to test her.

Mostly for evidence of brain worms, but maybe a multiple choice quiz too.

uncuntstitutional November 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm

needz moar lithium.

25 mg BID

Colleen, honey, pick up your refill, please.

and whatever you're doing at the gym, keep it up, cause those arms are sick!

jakegittes November 8, 2010 at 6:50 pm

I was going to say. is there a fucking medication shortage plaguing the country? Apparently, the anti-psychotics are in short supply but the steroids are not.

Dashboard_Jesus November 9, 2010 at 12:19 am

seems like a reasonable dose, I'll take it! (can you call that in or do I have to pick up the Rx?) and yes, the bitch does have some fine guns, they'll come in handy when she has to go back to rescue John Conner, or whatever (she can put me in a headlock any day!)

Sgt_Biyatch November 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm

SS are the key letters here. Think about it. Schutzstaffel, Sons of Satan, Social Security, shortstop, secret service. Seven squirrels twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my sister's ranch. You know that old children's story about the Pleiadians. It's like you're dreamin' about Limburger cheese when it's clearly dirty bomb time, baby. Step into my office, Obama. Because you're fucking fired.

DoktorZoom November 8, 2010 at 10:23 pm

Sigh. Guess I have to give up my dream of getting a 96 Impala SuperSport…

mereoblivion November 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm

When she says "entourage," does she mean "posse"? (Or another word that springs quasi-rhymingly to mind?)

Extemporanus November 8, 2010 at 2:57 pm

SHOCKING VIDEO: Colleen Thomas reveals more evidence of huge dirty bombs!

Ducksworthy November 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Dirty bombs and decent cleavage. II think if you keep looking you'll find video (for sale) that deals with the terrifying alien anal probing that brought her to this mental state.

Extemporanus November 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm

I suspect you're right.

From the video: "I am fully versed in physics, politics, earth history and alien affairs."

DoktorZoom November 8, 2010 at 10:26 pm

She's very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
She understands equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem she is teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

phaVoom November 8, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Dirty bombs, decent cleavage and a weird tan line. Explains Colleen's sofa slip cover top in her later, more tastefully produced (and more entertaining) YouTube.

We're watching Colleen mature in her art.

Dashboard_Jesus November 9, 2010 at 12:24 am

WIN! (btw, how much?)

Dashboard_Jesus November 9, 2010 at 12:23 am

oh yeah, MUCH better view of the Pleidian rack, thanks for sharing! love this YouTube comment (and apparently so does Ms. Colleen!)

'They are space boobie, highly tuned antennae,that vibrate on a high oscillation in conjunction with her root chakra'

kublakant November 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm

As the supreme allied commander of the Draconians and Reptilians, I say bring it on. Light off that EMP. We have removed our people to the safety of the dark side of the moon. We left instructions for any survivors on the Georgia Guidestones. We will return to rebuild once the war is over. Good day.

easynewz November 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm

It was all sounding plausible until she described the pleiadians using the term 'shake, rattle and roll.' I mean, come on now, really?

chascates November 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm

"That's why the Pope wears red shoes"?

Fare la Volpe November 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm

"See, honey, this is why you're called a 'trophy wife.'"

DoktorZoom November 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm

Maybe it's from Mars Needs Women (But Not This One)

MLite November 8, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Has Beck picked this up yet? She could use a chalk board, but damned if she isn't beating him at his own game!

FNMA November 8, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Beck needs bigger boobies.

SorosBot November 8, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Maybe Limbaugh should pick the story up then; his are bigger than this woman's.

Mort_Sinclair November 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm

She's psychotic.

MLite November 8, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Even she starts cracking up towards the end, but I get the feeling it's more crazy laughter than self-knowing. That said, at least she seems to have a comprehensive world view :)

Dashboard_Jesus November 9, 2010 at 12:26 am

yeah but in a good way, with boobies!

brendanwynn November 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm

BY THE WAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hvtOEHKJsI&fe

She beats Rick Sanchez. She revealed on this broadcast that the people "at the top" of the media actually want to eat us, for Kosher.

GinnehRED57 November 8, 2010 at 3:43 pm

Paging Dr Johnny Fever: Dr Fever to reception. Code Blues.

schvitzatura November 8, 2010 at 3:51 pm

A Thomas Kinkade on the wall and a psychopaisley schmatte ensemble from Coldwater Creek, FTW!

problemwithcaring November 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm

So much emotion. So little forehead movement. Jeebus.

schvitzatura November 8, 2010 at 4:06 pm

My entreaties to the Arquillian ambasssador have gone unanswered!

A pair of truck nuts hangs on Orion's belt!

schvitzatura November 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm

They arrive in a little more than 3 days…so Blondie's predictive wonderjugs were off by a less than a fortnight!

Stay clear of the L.A. Basin at all costs!
http://www.iamrogue.com/skyline

SimonGirty November 8, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Can't we we just go back to Tuesday and elect her Queen right now? I'm going to make this woman my wife!

Mort_Sinclair November 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Okay, if you nothing better to do at this time but check out her other vids (pathetic, I know), you'll see that she has a propensity to wear clothing that highlights, shall we say, her chesticle area. I think she's receiving signals through her nipples, which I suspect will reach right up to her ears when she's ready to download.

transfatz November 9, 2010 at 4:38 am

"I think she's receiving signals through her nipples, which I suspect will reach right up to her ears when she's ready to download."

That's a great visual.

DebC2 November 8, 2010 at 4:25 pm

Ms. Space Balls must keep her brain in a jar in between transmissions.
Maybe she plays bridge with Bar?

petehammer November 8, 2010 at 4:30 pm

What in the holy hell is a metal blanket? It sounds itchy and super-uncomfortable.

Tundra Grifter November 10, 2010 at 11:55 am

That's a metal blanket "of some kind."

Just how many kinds are there? Can I knit one out of steel wool?

simplyblue7 November 8, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Eh…the Pleiadians rarely ever attack on Mondays. They're more of a Tuesday kind of people.

Minoritybabble November 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Still more coherent and more articulate than Sarah Palin, also, though.

fuflans November 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm

i think dr. who might be of some help here.

ingloriousbytch November 8, 2010 at 4:55 pm

She seemed so much smarter when she was answering phones at WKRP.

Gorillionaire November 8, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Damn, whitey went off the rails so fast.

AlaskaGrrl November 8, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Palin / Thomas 2012

THAT's crazy I'm vot'n fer.

Selfish_T November 8, 2010 at 6:06 pm

"The Spirit of the Mother of Everything in this Galaxy" is a Thomas Kinkade fan.

wok3 November 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm

I don't normally say this about people, but dear lord please tell me that she has no children. But what am I worried about, she'd probably just eat them.

phaVoom November 8, 2010 at 7:01 pm

she's already spawned
http://www.myspace.com/colesakick

Office_39 November 8, 2010 at 6:43 pm

"I dreamed I saw aliens in my Maidenform bra."

MiniMencken November 8, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Why isn't she wearing her Faraday cage? That detail just by itself makes me suspect she's not entirely leveling with us.

transfatz November 9, 2010 at 4:31 am

It won't work. It's only monaday.

BarackMyWorld November 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm

Does the text on the side of the video say "Nov. 6" when she's saying "Nov. 8th"?

That sure was easier to debunk than you thought, wasn't it?

jim89048 November 8, 2010 at 8:38 pm

This chick is so wack! I live on the outskirts of Area 51, in Art Bell country. I see shit all the time…

Dashboard_Jesus November 9, 2010 at 12:27 am

please, tell us more!

psilage November 8, 2010 at 9:55 pm

Children's ice cream, Mandrake. http://paul.kedrosky.com/WindowsLiveWriter/Saturd

Dashboard_Jesus November 9, 2010 at 12:16 am

whoaaaaa…WTF is THAT all about?

transfatz November 9, 2010 at 1:51 am

My rocket is losing control. I'm going to try to land it between those two huge mountains. Brace for impact!

schvitzatura November 11, 2010 at 6:41 am

War Rocket Ajax crash landing on Colleen's sweet, sweet, Mongo City!

Klytus, I'm bored…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SufvakN67WA&fe

Negropolis November 9, 2010 at 2:43 am

Wait, don't you love at the beginning that SHE's not even taking herself seriously as you see her trying to surpress laughter when she goes straight into the alien talk? That was PRICELESS.

transfatz November 9, 2010 at 4:30 am

Honey, if you're going to defend this shithole you'll need to fire up my "Large Hadron Collider".
I should stop now.

JustPixelz November 9, 2010 at 7:10 am

It's morning in America. I did not make it to the FEMA camp. I'm in a Holiday Inn in Cleveland.

Anybody out there? Is it safe to go to the breakfast buffet? Or am I the breakfast buffet for lizard people?

Steve_McQueen November 9, 2010 at 7:18 am

I'd like to 'shake, rattle, and roll' with her!

Dang, today is the 9th. Guess the Lizard people took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

hicksintheapocalypse November 9, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Why is she wearing a throw-rug for a dress? I am way to distracted by that terrible outfit to concentrate on the retarded things she is saying…

L188188 November 9, 2010 at 1:06 pm

See you all in hell! I believe this lady 'cause she's purdy.

Oh_Crap November 10, 2010 at 7:22 am

This explains this poor person. http://www.youtube.com/v/wM1Mj5Ch5lA

Sharingtheroad November 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Since we drive on the road with this woman, it's probably a good thing if her car gets repossessed…

RIPconstitution November 12, 2010 at 7:15 pm

She gets her material from a conspiracy theorist named David Icke. I've read a few of his books, and this woman is lifting straight from his stuff.

Sir_Horry November 19, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Relax, Great Folks like Charles, and Hagar, and Mr HVAC, and Sir Artie, and I are going to save the World !!!

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