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The United States economy added 151,000 jobs in October, a welcome change after four months of job losses but still not enough to make a dent in unemployment.

Oh. Well, tell us when it does, okay? We’ll be waiting, right here in this cardboard box.

Meanwhile, Obama now says the reason he is going to Asia is to STEAL their jobs and give them to us. Or something like that. Good luck, bro! Don’t just bring back a copy of their want ads! [NYT]

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