- Your Wonkette dutifully and diligently documented the great teabagging of America, which will forever be remembered in the annals of history.
- The newly dethroned Queen of the House will remain the reptilian princess of the Democrats, forever.
- Sulky teen Barack Obama sent America a real sad break-up text.
- Fortuna’s wheel spun against the dirty, sexy, political genius of Meghan McCain.
- A disgustingly cross-dressed black-faced minstrel photo-bombed a Tennessee Republican’s Facebook profile.
- Andrew Breitbart’s first amendment right to public buffoonery was savagely crushed by ABC News.
- Famous baby-neglecter Bristol Palin was too busy shaking that ass to vote for Joe Miller or anybody else.