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Sarah Palin ‘Favorites’ Obama Jesus-Blood Church Sign Photo

Here. Look. Whatever.
Oh God, why did They have to do all the news yesterday and Tuesday? There’s nothing going on today. Okay, fine, we will post this thing that Sarah Palin’s Twitter account “favorited” last week. Everyone else who it was sent to is writing about this, right? And this way we won’t have to address all the inane speculation today about her presidential run? Good. Here. Enjoy this dumb sign.

The low-cost Indian servant who is running Sarah Palin’s Twitter account from Mumbai “favorited” this because her life is awful.

Ann Coulter, who first retweeted this image, said this is “my new church,” because she is awful.

This church put up this sign because it hates its Christian duty to love its fellow humans because it is awful.

People who spend their lives full of hate go to churches like this because they are awful.

And Barack Obama has to put up with shit like this because he is a Taliban and most people just blindly assume he is Muslim and could not be duly elected president just because of that. Yes, we have president who is a Taliban. Deal with it, America. The end. [FINE, Palingates]

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      1. Lascauxcaveman

        Giving the benefit of a doubt, Atlah could be a place name or some biblical reference, but since everything else IS spelled correctly, my best estimate is this is a clever forgery. Does 4chan mess with other people's outdoor reader boards?

  1. Weenus299

    Oh crap. I have Mannings in my extended family. And they happen to be pastors. Racist pastors. Sorry guys.

  2. Litlebritdifrnt

    Manning has had a hatred for POTUS for a long time, he actually believes that he has "tried" him for "treason" earlier in the year and is now trying to get people to take notice of his "indictments" and "guilty verdicts" He also tried and found guilty Columbia University. Not sure how he is going to be able to incacerate it though, its a bit big for most jail cells.

    1. PublicLuxury

      He also tried me and now that he knows what a good woman is like he has decided to try teenage boys and girls under the age of nine. Didn't know I had that kind of power on a man, did ya? Any Takers???

  3. CablinasianDem

    Of course this Church is her favorite:

    1. It's run by David Manning who uses racist street-lingo like "Mack Daddy" to refer to Obama.

    2. The Church and Manning have almost filled their Obama Hyperbole Bingo Card (they have Muslim, Taliban, Hussein, and Hitler; need Stalin).

    3. Whoever posts their signs follows the same sentence structure as Palin.

    1. BrentKockman

      one of their youtube videos of "Dr." Manning's radio broadcasts is tagged "Sarah Palin is a hardcore closet racist."

      so, I'm really confused about all of this. and that makes me ANGRY. IMPEACH "Dr." Manning right now for sedition and treason and CONFUSING AMERICA

  4. Serolf_Divad

    So the best Jesus could do was to flip control of the House? He couldn't even deliver the Senate? This Jesus is a bit of a wimp, isn't he… you know… as far as Omnipotent Beings go.

    1. anniegetyourfun

      "Jesus Is a Goddamned Pussy" is going to be my chart-topping country hit in a few weeks. Just you wait.

      1. kenlayisalive

        I'm working on one called "There's a Tear in my Beer 'cause America is Full of Fucking Racist Idiots". B-side?

        1. G. Friday

          For years I read that song title as tear, like, tear a sheet of paper. Woah, that Hank Williams is so far out!

    2. OneYieldRegular

      Really. THIS was the best he could do – get Rand Paul elected? Some Teabagger reLOVEution. I'm placing all my bets with the communists from now on.

    3. Lascauxcaveman

      He couldn't even deliver the Senate?

      If you're a raving, spittle-flecked fundy lunatic, that one gets breezed over with the philosophical catch-all, "The Lord works in mysterious ways."

      (I've always hated that major cop-out. One of the reasons I'm done with religiousity of any kind.)

      1. chicken_thief

        Ya. He could have been smitten by god. Or that fucking drunk bus driver who turned the sidewalk into a four lane could have been a factor….

  5. LionelHutzEsq

    But there is no racism in the Tea Party Movement. Haven't you watched FOX News?

    I'm sure Bill O'Reilly will spend three segments on this tonight, and condemn The Quitting Governor of Alaska for her racism. Fair and Balance.

    1. Respitetini

      But, but… It's not racist, right? It's just freedom of speech or something. Isn't that what that Juan whatsisname said?

      1. LionelHutzEsq

        I mean, look, Bill, I’m not a bigot. But when I get on a plane, I got to tell you, if I see a Taliban Muslim illegally elected President who is covered in the blood of Jesus and I think, you know, he is identifying himself first and foremost as a Taliban Muslim illegally elected President , I get worried. I get nervous.

  6. Maman

    Ann Coulter is a nasty piece of work who keeps degrading herself to get the big boys to like her and they keep laughing at her because they can get her to do anything. What a waste of skin and bone.

      1. kenlayisalive

        You kidding? That skull alone weighs pert near 50 pounds.

        I'm saying I've seen smaller and more attractive skulls in the Museum of Natural History's Triceratops exhibit is what I'm saying.

        Also she's an ugly ugly cunt with a giant misshapen head and teeth.

        And also you could bowl with her adam's apple.

        1. Maman

          oh excellent… you used my favorite c word to describe her. I am trying not to use it as much ever since I had a nun try to blackmail me over my usage.

        1. DashboardBuddha

          Now see…we been unnecessarily cruel. As evidenced by the comments, there's much more to Anne then meets the eye.

          Unfortunately, it's all shit.

    1. PublicLuxury

      Wasn't Ann Coulter a man named Andy in high school? "Her" adams apple gives "her" away everytime.

  7. EdFlintstone

    Well that is a world salad right up snowgrifter's alley. Is the Hussein on the end like some sort of wingtard exclamation point?

  8. ReturnToMetal

    It reminds me of Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" character.

    The Church Lady never prayed "for" anyone. She always prayed "against" them.

    Same with Pastor Manning.

    1. NorthStarSpanx

      It's also Angela on The Office. All WASPy clean image but hateful, bitter and toxic with a dirty horny streak to shit where she eats.

    1. slappypaddy

      if they think they did that, the joke's going to be on them. once they take office in january, they'll be allowed to have as much power as will not interfere with business, and not one amp more. they can make all the noise they like, but when their racism gets in the way of corporate profits, they'll be reminded what century they're living in.

      1. GOPCrusher

        Maybe they will go for the xenophobic route and try to enact Immigration Reform, thus shut down the source of cheap labor at the border. I give Swift, Tyson, Perdue, and a few other large meat packing conglomerates about two days to explain to Speaker Drunky McNicotineStain that the campaign contributions to the Republiklan Party have been shut off.

  9. ReturnToMetal

    And I was pissed off when a Church near me posted a sign that read:

    "You and God are the Majority."

    1. obiwanacracker

      I'm taking care of the billboards–you want I should work on that sign while I've got the chainsaw out?

  10. Limeylizzie

    I see this fucking sign every single fucking day! It is on Lenox Avenue in Harlem about 4 blocks from my apartment and I have to walk past it on my way to the gym. I wonder if Palin and Coulter know that he is also hates the Uppity White Folks who are gentrifying Harlem .

        1. mumbly_joe

          Wow, what a fucking asshole. Speaking as someone who's very, very multi, going as far back as my great-grandparents, the bigoted crap this dick spews about Obama's Multi-tude seriously just makes me want to start punching faces and never stop.

    1. Chet Kincaid

      I remember watching this pastor's insane videos on youtube during the '08 election. There was one where he was all incensed about the Obama Girl video, going on and on about her "big ol' double-D" tits with great delectation and claiming that the "long legged Mack Daddy" himself put her up to it. There are tons of videos, all devoted to revealing Obama as Satan incarnate. My god he is a nutcase! All the black folks going to his church must be gullible enough for a one-way ticket to the next Jonestown.

      1. Limeylizzie

        He is completely insane and such a racist, he hates Whitey and any kind of interracial anything. It's hilarious though because his “church” is right on Lenox/Malcolm X where all the Eurotourists walk and I see them just looking at this sign in horror especially right after the election, he also has had one up calling Obama's mother a white whore, so that's nice.

      2. Limeylizzie

        He would also appear to hate me.

        "It is common knowledge that African men, coming from the continent of Africa—especially for the first time—do diligently seek out white women to have sexual intercourse with. Generally the most noble of white society choose not to intercourse sexually with these men. So it's usually the trashier ones who make their determinations that they're going to have sex."[12]

        1. mumbly_joe

          Ha, and also my mom, and her mom, and her mom, just for good measure. This one is not terribly amused, and really struggling with the funnytimes here.

          1. Limeylizzie

            I know love, it's sickening, I really thought people had evolved, but then I forgot about the Republicans.

      3. HistoriCat

        I am glad to see that stupidity and gullibility are the true human qualities available to all regardless of race, religion, etc.

    2. Not_So_Much

      Any detail on how a "James David Manning" compares to a "Santorum"? Guessing less moist, but heavier on the fecal remnant…

      1. V572625694

        Your new avatar image is not quite in line w/the prevailing kute-kitteh theme around here. Just sayin…

        1. Tommmcattt

          He looks like he is high. I can't think of a more fitting image, considering.

          Wait, what are you seeing?

      1. Negropolis

        Got rid of? No, now you have to find someway to entertain him into submission over the next four years. It's not like he's going anywhere, that is unless him going back to Buffalo is equivalent to sending him to Siberia from a NYCers point of view. In that case, I guess you did get rid of him.

        I know how Upstaters must feel. In Michigan, I live in a place not in Metro Detroit, so that simply makes me an Outstater.

  11. SorosBot

    So it looks like what they're saying is that Jesus' blood went up against Obama on 4 Nov. 2008 (and way to write the date like a socialist European, pastor), and since Obama won the election it must mean the blood lost. Their savior just ain't strong enough.

    1. mrpuma2u

      Yeah how can the blood of jeebus lose to a seekret muslin? Unless the blood of hey-SOOS anointed him in his victory?!?

  12. L188188

    From Wikipedia comes possibly one of my favorite sentences ever:

    "As a younger man, Manning burgled homes, mostly on Long Island. "

  13. 4TheTurnstiles

    Jeez. In 2008 our Amigo Jesus put Obama in the white house and Reid and Pelosi in charge of Congress. He also does the lawn with his brother Ramon. His 2010 miracles are pretty weak sauce by comparison. Come on, Jesus: step it up or we're calling La Migra, amigo.

  14. OneYieldRegular

    Ah, this would be the same Rev. Manning who was visited by the Secret Service for making overt death threats against the president. Perhaps Chris Matthews can ask Sarah Palin whether she also found that funny.

  15. elviouslyqueer

    Oh Ann, how could you? The members of the Cathedral of the Unholy Anorexic Tranny are going to be so disappointed that you're dumping them.

  16. edgydrifter

    I'm pretty sure if Barry O. was actually Taliban, the dickwad who put up this sign would have been stoned to death during a halftime show at Giants Stadium. There's a reason you didn't see crap like this in Afghanistan. Besides the pervasive illiteracy, I mean.

  17. HedonismBot

    You realize, of course – now that the GOP/teabaggers won ALL the government, forever and ever, thereby refudiating Obamunism and liberalism for all time and eternity – this kind of hateful, racist, fearmongering "conservative" crap is going to become even more prevalent than ever.

    1. SayItWithWookies

      And hopefully they'll all be right pissed when the people they elected haven't turned America into a tax-free corporate-run theocracy by Friday and just decide that this voting shit is a plan by Satan to get their expectations up.

      1. BarryOPotter

        …this voting shit is a plan by Satan to get their expectations up.

        Satan: "Whoa dude! Leave me out this, man. We have a crazy quota in the Pit, and this brings more than even I, the Dark Lord, am willing to put up with. Nah, slick. Don't pin this shit on me."

        1. HistoriCat

          Satan – "Yo, Jesus! Hey man, these crazy mofos say they're on your team. Can you swing by and pick them up?"

          Jesus – "Sorry dude. Don't know them. Must be one of dad's practical jokes."

    2. zhubajie

      Wait till they give up hope in the Rapture solving their problems! They'll want to blame someone….

      1. BarryOPotter

        Or they'll be irresistible targets to mind-fuck:
        "Maybe Jesus just isn't that into you"
        "Apparently, you really were doin' it 'rong"
        "I guess we know what this means for your eternal soul… BOO!"
        "Do you smell sulfur?"
        "Whoa! Your aura is really black."
        "Abyssus abyssum invocat, motherfucker."

        1. zhubajie

          Well, some will say things like that. But others will figure it wasthe Jews' fault because THEY didn't build a 3rd temple in Jerusalem,start-up animal sacrifices again, thus preventing the Antichrist andthe Second Coming of Jesus.

    3. undeterredbyreality

      But seriously, folks–What part of "constitutional democracy" don't the Teabaggers get? I'd understand if they were 51% of the population, but they are no more than 15% (although they may average about 51 on the IQ meter). Why do they get 90% of the coverage on the news and why, oh why, do they think they can dictate to the 85% that rejected them? How many do they have in the House, 40? Do they realize there are a total of 435, so they're barely ten percent? How many in the Senate, 3, maybe 4 or 5? There are 100 total members, so they're about five percent. Why, now, are the Repubs acting like they've gotta bend over for them? Why not make them form a third party like they ought to have in the first place (of course, they don't know that, because they're idiots).

      They don't want a democracy, they want a TeaParty dictatorship.

      I know, I know, just restating the obvious–but why does the MSM and everybody else kowtow to this bunch of radical jihadist idiots?


    4. fatoots

      I swear to God, it's as if the trolls have now begun to spam the NYT comments section, because their editorial today was post after post, almost word for word, "You just don't get it. The people rejected Obama and his liberal agenda. Liberalism is DED!"

      And they didn't publish my comment. Which was epic. Asshats

    5. Billmatic

      That was all irony right because I remember libs thinking two years ago that we won all the government forever and ever. And the thing is, mainstream america *doesn't* like this. This is weird and scary to them man, that's why the GOP is not super happy right now. That's why a lot of them in their victory speeches were close to the cuff, it's still touch and go. The fact is that the philosophy that gets us out of the recession and on a track to sustained growth is NOT COMING FROM THE MAINSTREAM. I'm not sure what makes teabaggers different than "moderate Repbulicans" these days. We'll see if there is a philosophical commitment to actually lowering the budget, which wouldn't be a bad idea. The thing is there's this religious and wingnut psycho thing artificially grafted onto it so it's going to die off, they're not even going to get along with each other. This is the same old GOP just with a new brand name.

      Honestly it makes me a little envious that we don't have Moonbats fucking up primary races for these established "liberal" democrats.

  18. GuanoFaucet

    The blood of (imaginary) Jesus against Palin. History made 4 Nov 2008. A snowbilly grifter cretin thankfully not elected vice president USA: Trig. Also.

        1. glindsey1979

          Everybody seems to want Palin to win because they think she'll be crushed. I personally think she'd win. I have that much anti-faith in the American people.

          I never did believe in the whole "2012 apocalypse" thing until I realized that it will simply become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

          1. mog253

            Yeah, I don't want to think of what the campaign would be like, what with Bristol dancing and Trig drooling and Sarah waving her AK47 around. Ugh.

    1. jus_wonderin

      Replace "getting out of bed" with "stop drinking my bottomless vodka/tonic" and I am there with ya. Though, my GF might be opposed to it. Can I bring her along?

      1. SayItWithWookies

        The more, the miserablier, so why not. Oh and that reminds me — I have to pick up some bourbon on the way home.

    2. Beowoof

      I keep trying to dream up the right affliction to get the Dr. to prescribe the big bottle of Valium. Red wine chaser with that and then sit mindless in front of the television just like the rest of America.

      1. chicken_thief

        I see that Adam's Apple as proof that there is a god. Natures very own tongue piercing taken to a whole 'nother magnitude. What you see in the front is only the tip of the iceberg – imagine the backside of that bad boy rubbing your cock when she deep throats you….

  19. Radiotherapy

    T'aint no big thing, waiting for the bell to ring.
    T'aint no big thing, the toll of the bell.

    Dear Libtards, don't you see this is a trap? If we make fun, or call them hate-mongering racists, then it'll be, "Oh see how they criticize a black pastor for expressing his 1st Amendment rights."
    Nonetheless, Palin and Coulter can tongue punch each other's herpetic fart boxes all Alaskan night long.

    1. SayItWithWookies

      He's welcome to his first amendment rights — I criticize him for being a hateful, ignorant, xenophobic troglodyte.

    1. chicken_thief

      He's just pissed 'cause BO, Sr got to that fine white shit while he was gettin his ass reamed by Bubba in the big house.

  20. V572625694

    Love the "have no evidence to the contrary" rhetorical trick. "Some say Sarah Palin used to give $3 blowjobs to Taiwanese sailors on the docks in Anchorage. I have no evidence to the contrary."

    1. V572625694

      May they ground every one of those goddamn double-decker flying hog troughs before I ever have to fly on one.

  21. smokefilledroommate


  22. Worthly Wokette Skum

    Love the soft focus in the pic. Very 1970's Penthouse.

    Or maybe it's my eyeballs melting.

  23. mumbly_joe

    Wow, so in late-breaking news,Palin and Coulter are both terrible people, and also thinly veiled racists, and also a Christian pastor somewhere is similarly terrible. YAWN.

    Wake me up when it's time for another penis joke or a NOBOBAMA or something, guys.

      1. mumbly_joe

        Guilty as charged, sir. I do love donning my Asbestos suit and having a good ol' flame war from time to time.

        Honestly, I'm reacting more to the repeated, completely routine terribleness and racism of the Coulters and Palins out there, than to the story itself- their continued presence anywhere in our national conversation is what's so fucking tiresome- hell, even Jack sounded kinda bored of this sort of crap, above.

        Also, just personally, I'd rather have something I could make fun of than something that makes me angry, and this really only does the latter for me- only, I'm so fucking used to it at this point that it… it just makes me really fucking tired. Weary, even. Come on, America, try not to fucking live down to my expectations so much.

        1. Chet Kincaid

          Well, the fact that this pastor is a self-hating character from the Boondocks come to life ought to be good for a few yucks.

          And personally, I think you troll warriors have failed if the thread doesn't get down to columns of 3 characters or less. If there is ever a "Singularity", I think intensedebate collapses in on itself, taking all of our "p" with it.

          1. Chet Kincaid

            Jesus, good thing I braced myself against the edge of the desk or I would have been a goner! Sucked into a Tron like world of eternal Wonkette comments. Wait, that's everyday. Nice work!

          2. Lascauxcaveman

            On a sadder note, even though the prophesied one-character-column-width comment WAS achieved, the Intense Debate Rapturepocalaypse did not occur. So now all involved have become nihilists.

            Got any weed for us, man?

    1. BarryOPotter

      "I don't want to do this anymore… I just want to get back in the camera bag, have a cry and gently drain my batteries to empty. Please. no mor…"

  24. hagajim

    People who spend their lives full of hate go to churches like this because they are awful.

    I thought they were offal.

  25. harry_palmer

    Hey, if you have a God that gets pissed at the world for doing exactly what he created it to do, then sadistically kills himself as a sacrifice to make himself no longer pissed off at himself, can you wonder that his followers are bit retarded?

  26. Extemporanus

    Has that sign really been up for the last two years, or has it just taken this long for Pastor Manning to finally figure out how to login to his fucking AOL account?

    1. Limeylizzie

      It went up, or something very similar right before the election, then he had one up that was saying Hopey's mother was a white whore and this one went back up about a year or so ago.

      1. Extemporanus

        So that sign really is a meat-space analog to those assinine anti-Obama AOL chain emails that somehow refuse to die.

        Any chance you could just hit "Delete" the next time you see it, Lizzie?

        1. Limeylizzie

          I wish I could, I did report it to try and get it taken down for violating the separation of church and state but it wasn't considered political! Hmmm just hate speech, I suppose.

          1. Chet Kincaid

            From a distance of not looking at this guy's crazy rants again, I can be amused, but back in '08 I was really disturbed by his videos after the initial chuckles. I can't imagine he has a very large congregation, but you only need one lunatic and a rifle. Negroes Did Malcolm X!!11!!

            So I assume this is all because some white girl wouldn't fuck him years ago? Let's all pool our funds and hire some skank to sit on his face, it could avert future difficulties and put him on the road to a healthier outlook on life.

          2. Limeylizzie

            I had a strange experience/contact with this “church” a few years ago, I was walking up on 125th and a group of teeenagers ran past, about 8 of them, next thing I know they had grabbed a gold chain from the neck of a young Japanese tourist/student and he was lying bleeding on the street, so I ran over and started to tend to him, as you do, and another youngish man with a clerical collar on came over as well and helped me staunch the bleeding .The poor Japanese boy was so upset, not badly hurt maybe a broken nose and a split lip, so the other guy and I helped him to his feet and he suggested we take him to the closest church, which was Pastor Mannings' on the corner of 123rd, anyway as we helped him in to the lobby Pastor Mannings himself walked up and gave me a really odd look , I can only assume in retrospect , he thought I was plotting some sexual intercourse with an Asian , a black cleric and most of his flock!

          3. Limeylizzie

            OK Wonketteerss, I am off to the gym , will take my camera with me, in case there is anything fun going on at ATLAH Church and Hate Festival.

    2. BrentKockman

      he was getting a busy signal since Nov 5, 2008 and he just now got "logged on"

      "You've got retard!"

  27. SecretMuslin

    With my existing dislike of Archie, Peyton and Eli Manning this just confirms that all Mannings are assholes. I wonder if this Pastor Manning looks like a thumb with a face painted on it?

  28. zhubajie

    Well, being Pentecostal means never having to admit your wrong, 'cuz your every wild-hair-up-the-wazoo is a divine revelation! Although G-d has been known to lie to people from time to time, just for sh*ts and g*ggles.

  29. zhubajie

    She's Bush in a dress, so, yes, she'd appeal to enough people. As for memory wipe, how many remember the 8 years of Bush the (false) Messiah?

  30. Gleem_McShineys


  31. Tigersmistress

    I have had it with this Bullshit! That mother of a no-talent, left-footed C*nt is ruining my country. She needs to track her ass back to Alaska and take these ignorant sons of bitches with her. And she can take Texas and Florida too!

  32. BeWoot

    Even hyperbolic insults are insufficient for the Palin/Coulter challenge. Just. Plain. Puerile. Shits.

  33. neiltheblaze

    Sarah's next book – she and the Pastor will be getting together to write "The Teatard Manual of Style".

    1. kenlayisalive

      fantastic. We'll finally discover what a curly-brace, followed by a small d and small g, and then three more curly braces, means.

    1. kenlayisalive

      this is wonkette. You can call her a fucking cunt. Hell, you can call her a FUCKING CUNT. And if you want to get really crazy, you do a little Sarah Palin is a FUCKING CUNT!

      Now, how you erase these things after she becomes president and guys dressed up like Paul Revere are going door to door killing Wonketeers, that I'm not so sure about.

      1. Lascauxcaveman

        Not to worry. By 2012 teh Wonkettes will have moved to yet another cut rate interwebs messaging forum and all comments will (yet again) have been lost in the æther.

        Knock yourself out.

        1. HistoriCat

          So you're saying all my hard work trying (and usually failing) to come up with witty repartee is for naught? That's almost as depressing as the election.

  34. SheriffRoscoe

    It's funny to me because Sarah Palin is retarded by making fun of a guy in part because his name is Hussein instead of something common like Piper.

  35. fatoots

    I am letting my husband buy a gun, half to placate him to not be a Daddy Downer on my drinking. Plus, we'll need it for the upcoming civil war.

  36. JackObin

    Jeez. I wonder how they feel about Little Georgie Bush, what with the drinking and illegal invasions and stuff.

  37. Lascauxcaveman

    I swear, some afternoons I just don't wanna get out of bed.

    For me, It's all a matter of whom I am in bed with.

  38. Numbat_Dundee

    Isn't Jesus' blood alcoholic? That would explain why the Muslins hate it cause they don't like the liquor.
    Or is that just a Catholic thing?

  39. Radiotherapy

    Haha. Palin just UnFavorited her Twitter page — yeah Sarah that'll make it go away. What a twat.

  40. Mort_Sinclair

    I fucking hate fucking religion. Hey Pastor Manning! Someday I'm hopeful we can scientifically engineer people like you right into oblivion at the embryonic level. Somewhere in our junky genetic miasma there has to be a religious dickhead gene (RD) that still expresses itself. Find that sucker and blammo. Problem solved.

    I need more wine.

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      You viewpoint is valid, but the other side of the 'nature' argument is "nurture." Say this Manning freak was adopted at an early age by some liberal atheist mixed race couple in San Jose, when he was 18 months old. He'd probably be a a bigwig in the silicon valley venture capital game by now or a TV sports announcer and hall of fame catcher recently retired from a long career in the National League.

    2. zhubajie

      Sorry, the irreligious are just as bad. Look at 20th century history, esp. the commie movement. Be against violence,that's more practical.

  41. Toomush_Infer

    All right, that's it – I'm starting a new school to teach libtards the art of namecalling…after great research, it appears that Wonkette is the only place other than the Heritage Foundation able to provide adequate teaching staff….any applicants…? Please send me a one page pejorative on Mitch McConnell, the Weeping Orange Bootstrapper, or any Teabagger of your choice (no Palin's please – too easy)…

  42. x111e7thst

    "Ann Coulter, who first retweeted this image, said this is “my new church,” because she is awful."
    Given Pastor Manning's well known views on low rent white sluts trying to make sweet jungle love to Black Men, and further given what we can assume to be his views on trannies, I'm pretty sure that will not turn out well.

  43. Negropolis

    Self-hating negro say's what?

    You know, I'm thinking over the next two years, we need some Stewart-esque mini-rallies based at spots JUST like this one. Ones with so much snark that it'll rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

    1. Limeylizzie

      Oh yes, come to my neighbourhood Wonketteers, we can all walk down Lenox/Malcolm X to rally at the sign, takes about 6 minutes from my place , we can fortify ourselves with delicious cupcakes at Teeny's en route!

      1. HistoriCat

        Excellent. Although we'll never hear about it on the actual Wonkette site after the event (I'm looking at you, Halloween party).

  44. NorthStarSpanx

    Pacific Asians made Sarah uncomfortable, that made her quit her first college. We know how she feels about the full blacks and half blacks. . .

    Friday, January 08, 2010
    Fed judge dismisses Juneteenth lawsuit against Palin
    By Rachel D'oro | The Associated Press

    ANCHORAGE – A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit against former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin that alleged she violated the plaintiffs' constitutional rights by failing to issue a proclamation in 2007 for a celebration commemorating the freeing of U.S. slaves.

    Plaintiffs say they just learned the Juneteenth proclamation was issued – as required by state law – retroactively just before Palin's July resignation.

    Plaintiff Gregory Charles Royal of Washington, D.C., said it was needlessly dragged through the court system for months.

    "I liken it to saying someone took 10 bucks from you wrongly, and you say we'll take you to court to get the $10 back, then months later you find out they put the money in your pocket back without telling you," Royal said Thursday. "We're glad the proclamation is issued. But why not just tell us this months ago?"

  45. valgal2342

    I think the sound bite from Palin's Emmy winning documentary on Alaska exclaiming how much she prefers being out in the wild where she can be free instead of being stuck in some stuffy old political office will be priceless in 2012. Oh wait, isn't that when the world is supposed to end?

    1. NorthStarSpanx

      That contrived and pithy flippin lil revelation wasn't even coherent.

      "I'd rather be doing this than in some stuffy old political office." – Okay, what?!

  46. Radiotherapy

    from palingates:
    In an e-mail to Jake Tapper trying to explain this away:

    “Jake, I've never purposefully ‘favorited’ any Tweet. I had to go back to my BlackBerry to even see if such a function was possible. I was traveling to Alaska that day…it was an obvious accidental ‘favoriting,’ but no one can mistake that Ann Coulter was obviously being tongue in cheek with that Tweet. Shall I correct this with whichever wonderful media outlet ran with this (an obviously bored reporter…since there must be nothing going on in the world today, like, um, ramifications of a shake up of power in the U.S. House of Representatives?).”

    I guess her tapper was jaked. And her full-time damage control consultant earned their money tonight. Because there is no way she typed such a cogent, if deplorable, statement.
    And Coulter with the tongue punching in the fart box cheeks again.

    1. imissopus

      If she was any kind of a political leader she'd have denounced the sign and the nutbag who put it up there. But no, it's all about the liberal media fucking with her.

    2. nachoproblem

      They do a fairly good impression of Palinese snotty pseudo-colloquialism, even if this is unusually syntactic. In any case, she knows it's time for spin control because she probably realizes exactly how boring those ramifications are, even if she's pretending to be ironic, like rain on your wedding day.

    3. Negropolis

      You know it's bad when Jake Tapper is doing this. Man, him and Chip Reid are two of the most worthless "journalist" in the business, and that's including folks from Fox News.

  47. nachoproblem

    WTF, did they just copy the tags applet from the church website onto the sign board?

    And lawlz, because Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter just endorsed the Revered Pimp Daddy. Also.

  48. SaintRond

    We can make light of it all we want, but it only beguiles us from the fact that we're fucked. We are so fucked, we're double fucked. And not just double fucked but double fucked really, really hard too. And it's going to go on forever, no matter what happens in 2012 because these people are going to double fuck things up so bad we'll never crawl out of the hole they're digging for us.

    Which makes me ask myself, when will I be able to laugh again? Answer me that? Because I really want to know, okay? But the only one who can answer that is Jesus and he's not talking.

    1. zhubajie

      This has been building up for the last 60 years, the whole of the Cold War. Electing a demonic admin instead of a reptilian one makes no difference. We have still wasted two generations on constant warfare. We still do not study science and math in grade school, let alone high school or college. Instead, we fight to teach Creation science, Flood Geology, probably pi = 3 because II Kings says so. We keep on making more enemies everywhere.

  49. BrentKockman

    do you think all these fucktards coming over from Big Government realize they are just helping Wonkette get rich off advertising. And they think the rest of us give a shit that they vote down our pee points. 5k+ views on several stories a day.

    I would say we need to take our wonkette back, but I want our friends to make the monies!

  50. BarryOPotter

    "The Lord took me aside and told me how to get you guys in, but it's going to cost you. Dearly…"

  51. PresBeeblebrox

    Hey, wait a second. The Association of Trial Lawyers of America changed its name years ago to the American Association for Justice.

  52. BarryOPotter

    Assuming she plans on appealing to more than just the racist homophobic inbred fucktard psychopath demographic…

    I don't think she does plan to broaden her appeal. To do so would not be in line with The Way of the Grifter. By staying on message, or even radicalizing it, she will solidify her base, not necessarily to win an election for herself ("this AK governor gig sucks balls, Todd. Where's the money?"), but to galvanize her hateful followers to part with their cash in support of the various activities of The Palin Family Scheming Corp.

    The Snowbilly has found her niche in life, her passion, if you will, and it is grifting 'Murikkka. If she must be a vile human being to make is so, then so be it.

    "Here at Palin FSC, we know that money can't buy happiness, but poverty sucks. For you! Hahahhaahah (oh wait, is that mic on…)"

  53. zhubajie

    Nah, the history of Xty is one millenial movement after another. Noone cares about Joachim of Fiore and the ages of the Father, the Sonand the Holy Ghost anymore. Rapturism will die out and a centurylater something else at least as stupid will come along.Not that irreligious are better.

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