FINALLY!  3:16 pm November 4, 2010

WorldNetDaily Needs Your Donations For Birth Certificate Billboards

by Jack Stuef

WHERE'S THE BILLBOARD LEASE?The most important thing you can do for your country at this moment is buy a “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?” billboard, but you probably don’t know where to start. “How do I make a sign that big?” you’re asking yourself, “And how do I get the money? Small businesses are hurting everywhere, including my own meth lab.” WorldNetDaily has made it easy for you. WorldNetDaily has always made it easy for you. And they are proud to announce a charitable fund to which you can donate to save this nation from having a black man as its leader. “What I need Americans to understand is that this billboard campaign is working,” said head WND intellectual Joseph Farah, according to this press release thing. “There is no shortage of billboards available to us. The only thing there’s a shortage of is the money to erect them. We need to raise tens of thousands of dollars a month just to keep them in place.”

The newest billboard in an increasingly intense campaign that asks “Where’s the birth certificate?” has gone up in Pennsylvania, on Route 61 northbound just before the I-78 intersection at Cabela’s in Hamburg.

And if it seems that there are more and more of these appearing, that’s no one’s imagination.

“If it seems like we are posting more billboards than ever, the perception is correct,” said Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officers of WND, and the mastermind behind the campaign.

Yes, if you and the other five people who live in your Appalachian town have seen more of these billboards around the local meth patch, you’re right. And you know what? It’s working.

Surveys a little more than a year ago revealed barely half of those in America were aware of the questions over Obama’s eligibility. But polls as recent as a few weeks ago now show that 6 in 10 Americans doubt Obama’s constitutional eligibility to occupy the Oval Office.

Success! Pretty soon this momentum will culminate in scientists inventing a time machine to transport Obama’s mother to Kenya just before she gives birth to him. The system works!

There are many more pictures of these pointless billboards in the middle of nowhere on their site, if you want to cry about how beautiful patriotic action is. [WND]

 
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fatoots November 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm

When will Farah FOAD?

CrunchyKnee November 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Something tells me that Joseph Farah has a rural billboard bidness, somewhere in real America.

kenlayisalive November 4, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Clear Channel certainly does.

V572625694 November 4, 2010 at 4:21 pm

But tight-fisted right-wing cocksuckers that they are, will they donate a few hundred for this important cause?

HistoriCat November 4, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Do you know how high administrative costs are on such an endeavor? Keeping track of the money and the billboards is expensive – you have to pay your family someone to do all that.

harry_palmer November 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm

“There is no shortage of billboards available to us. The only thing there’s a shortage of is the money to erect them."

So all the existing billboards are flaccid?

anniegetyourfun November 4, 2010 at 3:35 pm

The shortage of money to get things erected is a common problem in this country. How dare you mock that?

harry_palmer November 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

The high cost is why we're a do-it-yourself nation – with the exception of Xtine O'Donnell, that is.

HistoriCat November 4, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Truly, this is a fallen world.

CUNextTuesday November 4, 2010 at 9:23 pm

Oh noes! Sendz in teh bilbord fluf gurlz!

freakishlywrong November 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Erect my ass, fuckwit.

binarian November 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

He'd secretly love to

Lascauxcaveman November 4, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Probably not. I'm pretty sure Freakishlywrong is of teh female gender.

binarian November 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Er…..I meant Joe Farah…..

TooncesDied November 4, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Going to the WND website is NOT good for my blood pressure.

Beetagger November 4, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Crank up the chainsaw Hayduke!

SexySmurf November 4, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Where's the birth certificate? Burma Shave!

smokefilledroommate November 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm

A dab of racism'll do ya!

(I know that's Brylcreem but it works here..)

SayItWithWookies November 4, 2010 at 3:23 pm

As long as this doesn't take away from their increasingly successful campaign to get the US out of the United Nations, I'm all for it.

SmutBoffin November 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm

What year is this? 2008? I thought we were the only ones left who took that birf certificate shite seriously, for humor.

There are still folks out there who take it seriously, for seriousness?

freakishlywrong November 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Why, yes SmutB, they are the 24% that are also going to be running the country come January.

DoktorZoom November 4, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Hell, I'm just surprised they haven't shown up to call us sheeple yet.

NorthStarSpanx November 4, 2010 at 10:48 pm

This shit works for low bar folks.

Sarah Palin toppled the incumbent mayor (with a suspiciously Jewish sounding surname) by running as the first ”married Christian Mayor of Wasilla.” She seriously had people asking the Elite Mayor to produce his marriage certificates since his wife didn’t take his name.

And they were Christians. But that doesn't matter. They weren't God, Gun and Pro-Life Christians.

SorosBot November 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm

It's all over the net, after Obama released it way back in May 2008; damn these guys don't have very good memories, or even know how to use google.

TakingAmes November 4, 2010 at 3:34 pm

They don't trust the Intertubez. (It's a series of tubes, ya know.) They want certified copies distributed at Real American churches throughout Real America. Then they'll ask why he's trying so hard and decide that whoever certifies the birf certificate copies in Hawaii must be part of the Chicago politics that we hear so much about.

SorosBot November 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm

And they would still then decide that he still hasn't proven anything because they need to see the super special sekrit birth cirtifikate that it the only thing that can really prove that Obama was born in Hawaii, even though as his mother was a US citizen he would still be a native born citizen even if he was born elsewhere, like say Panama.

Missyb9479 November 4, 2010 at 3:40 pm

No, that was his certificate of live birth. Not his birth certificate. Birth certificates have to be folded and kept in ziploc bags and carried around your person at all times in order to be legit.

HistoriCat November 4, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Oh shit … I may have a problem then.

kenlayisalive November 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm

They're looking for the one signed by George Washington and notarized by Jesus, I think.

Lascauxcaveman November 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Since I'm always thinking "there's gotta be a way to make a buck on this," here's what I'm thinking: Obama Birth Certificate National Tour. By Popular Demand!

Take his actual birth certificate, set up a semi-trailer for proper display purposes, make an Obama Mobile Mini-Shrine inside, bedecked with red, white and blue bunting, lots of family photos, going back three generations, little heartwarming stories about all his hardworking American/hopeful immigrant ancestors, some artifacts like his childhood baseball, his basketball signed by his HS team, a replica of his school uniform, and maybe some more photos of him posing with conservative notables (Bush I, Bush II, Sen. Byrd, The Pope). All nicely mounted, museum style in display cases.

Have it tour America for the next two years, with two armed guards and a notary public. Advertise heavily on AM radio, charge $4/head admission. You walk into one end of the trailer where the patriotic displays and photos keep your eyes busy while you wait your turn to gaze upon the actual birth certificate encased in a well lit and indestructible lexan case.

(This whole thing is similar to what they did with one of the original copies of the Constitution on its 200th birthday. They made a killing on it.)

All proceeds go to the DNC. Don't mention that part on the AM radio ads.

Ducksworthy November 4, 2010 at 4:58 pm

So who you gonna hire to clean the shit globs off the lexan? Not that I disagree with your effort to con the rubes but you have to account for the hate. Also they're not gonna pay money for something they won't believe anyway. They'll go to the Creationism Museum though.

Lascauxcaveman November 4, 2010 at 5:04 pm

Eh, I don't know, maybe the notary is the janitor. You'd be surprised how many people would pay. (Not that much to do in small towns.) And how much publicity a stunt like this would get. And give the real hardcore birthers a chance to show what total assholes they are.

Win – win.

zhubajie November 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Sounds like something Bob and Ray did about 60 years ago.

magic_titty November 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm

“If it seems like we are posting more billboards than ever, the perception is correct,” said Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officers of WND, and the mastermind behind the campaign.

Har har.

whiskeybaby November 4, 2010 at 4:08 pm

This is a a definition of mastermind of which I was not aware.

GunTotingProgressive November 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm

The threshold for "mastermind" seems to have slipped a bit.

OkieDokieDog November 4, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Thank you, Joseph Farahkkkan, I now understand. You don't like the black man in YOUR white house. Got it. Now let Mickey D's put up a sign for tasty french fries and let's all move on down the road.

OneYieldRegular November 4, 2010 at 3:29 pm

I will give money, but only if Farah agrees to put up a billboard showing the Teabaggers' map of the world (THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA #1!!!11!!! surrounded entirely by Kenya).

BTW, Billboard Liberation Front: You're late for work.

finallyhappy November 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Because really, people don't need food or clothing or medicine or housing- just billboards questioning nonsense. I swear if I met this guy, I would smack him in the face.

SecretMuslin November 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Or kick him the nuts. Maybe both, for Jesus!

BarryOPotter November 4, 2010 at 5:25 pm

It is what the Lord would want. Esleazians 11:14

EdFlintstone November 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Where's the morons—World Net Daily.

GuyWithTheFace November 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm

da corekt spelin is 'morans' ya dum librul.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

If I give money to this noble cause can I spell it the birther way?
Wear teh birf sirtificut mr prezidunt?

Beowoof November 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Going to World Net Daily is like going to the Christian Natioanlist site, both deserve to be shut down but that pesky constitution says they can push their drivel everywhere. What is frightening is that anyone would believe their horse shit.
Americans can and do believe this stuff which is the perfect presentation of the problems of home skooling, charter scools and teaching to pass a federally mandated no child left behind tests\. Then get all your news from TV where people who are willing to lie to you to profit at your expense. This my friends is republican heaven. Pass me a Busch and what time does the NASCAR crashing start.

GuyWithTheFace November 4, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Exterminate all rational thought.

DustBowlBlues November 4, 2010 at 5:41 pm

You're too late. It's already dead in Oklahoma.

Kitty_Sanchez November 4, 2010 at 11:40 pm

Texas too. Died with Molly Ivins and Ann Richards.

zhubajie November 4, 2010 at 6:43 pm

I like to keep an eye on my enemies. That's why I used to listen to US shortwave broadcasts.

CapeClod November 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Now thats the way to get your message out. With 1950's communications technology.

DoktorZoom November 4, 2010 at 8:07 pm

You should see their newsletter–it's the crispest mimeograph work I've seen in quite a while.

ph7 November 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm

What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

natoslug November 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm

If they'd only develop meaningful personal relationships, they wouldn't have to pay to have their erections handled.

JoeMamased November 4, 2010 at 3:33 pm

I want to see John Boehner's birf certificate. It's obvious he's a native Oompa Loompan and therefore unqualified to assume the preznitcy in January.

WordSaladNation November 4, 2010 at 3:33 pm

We were talking about this exact issue in my elitist graduate school class the other day when my professor brought up a great point. Most of the controversy surrounding Obama's citizenship has stemmed from whether or not he was born in Kenya, whether his parents were cannibal Luau tribesmen, etc.

My professor suggested that the better question to ask would be, very simply, "Is Hawaii really a state?" Because some people — many of them not crazy wingnuts — believe that "[t]he statehood vote…was in no way a valid act of self-determination, and did not legitimize the occupation" and that, therefore, "Hawaii has never legally been a state of the United States."

So basically, Barack Obama is not a United States citizen, and Christine O'Donnell should just be inaugurated, tomorrow, the end.

EDIT: Oh, shit. I hope no one from World Net Daily reads Wonkette!

elviouslyqueer November 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm

U.S. Out of Hawaii!

twogoats November 4, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Hey, hey. If Hawaii is not a state, then neither is Alaska, because they came in together, one slave, one free or some such. If we concede Hawaii is not a state, but rather an island, we lose SnowGrifter heaven on account it's not attached either.

Wadisay November 4, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Kindly do something useful with your time, like see if you can invalidate Gen. Robert E. Lee's surrender on grounds of mental incapacity, or show that that the Acts of Secession of the Confederate states have never been properly repealed. That would be a good day's work.

Ducksworthy November 4, 2010 at 5:12 pm

And much appreciated by those of us who live in the free states.

DustBowlBlues November 4, 2010 at 5:39 pm

Have you seen the salaries and non-benefits of the crackers who live down here? Slavery is alive and well, and creeping north.

trondant November 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm

No fucking shit.

ph7 November 4, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Billboards + Talk Radio = Teabagger's Fourth Estate

metamarcisf November 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Where do I donate for the billboard that says:

"Where's the I.Q. Test?"

Not_So_Much November 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Where's the fund to have someone punch Joseph Farah in his tiny, sad wang? I'll give to that one instead.

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:18 pm

I'm for a more permanent solution.

imissopus November 4, 2010 at 6:09 pm

I'd do it for free.

Lucidamente1 November 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm

"Where's the birth certificate?" They mean Trig's, right?

iburl November 4, 2010 at 8:23 pm

This is a great idea! Fight fire with fire! If Palin tells her rabid moron base that Obama is an American born in Hawaii, then we will end the "Where's Trig's birth certificate?" campaign. But until that unlikely day, I say, let do this.

Barbara_i November 4, 2010 at 11:16 pm

Love this response, thanks! Makes me wonder if Palin would ever run for POTUS and have to cough up those medical records. I'm not big into conspiracy theories, yet I am betting that her placenta count is one less than she claims.

Even if Barack were to hand out small, laminated certified copies of his birth certificate there would be some who still wouldn't believe it. My greatest wish is that Barack brings Bin Laden to the White House front lawn and just kicks the bitch to death. Then let's keep fapping about the birth certificate.

lulzmonger November 5, 2010 at 10:49 pm

"SHOW US THE AFTERBIRTH!"

Boredw/Gravity November 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm

I'll contribute money for a billboard that depicts a watermelon patch on the White House lawn. The more racism the better.

GuyWithTheFace November 4, 2010 at 3:41 pm

If the Tea Party has taught me anything, it's to never stop lowering my expectations.

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:18 pm

They've made me realize something about myself.

I have incredible restraint — something I never thought I had. I mean, I survived this election and have not yet slit my wrists.

DustBowlBlues November 4, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Nor, I'm assuming, the wrists of any teatard who's handy.

OzoneTom November 4, 2010 at 3:42 pm

The more birfers spend on crazy stuff like this the less they have for food for their three children. Which is good, since their children will probably end up killing them and dining on their obese carcasses.

johnnyzhivago November 4, 2010 at 3:42 pm

I'm starting a fund to erect:

"Every time Sarah Palin is on TV, GOD kills a kitten"

signs everywhere.

elviouslyqueer November 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm

Paypal that bitch!

finallyhappy November 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm

I'll send you 10 bucks- after I see a photo of the first one. Hell. put up the first one and I'll send you $100

emmelemm November 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Please to be posting a website where I can donate to this glorious enterprise.

philpjfry November 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Sign me up

DustBowlBlues November 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Unlike the hatriots who put up birf sirtificate signs, You, sir, are a patriot. I am proud to call you one of my potty-mouthed loser anonymous friends.

Without the wonket's acid-etched humor, how the fuck would any of us survive the Teapocalypse?

CUNextTuesday November 4, 2010 at 9:32 pm

And t-shirts! Don't forget the t-shirts!

GuanoFaucet November 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Too bad none of the people they want to reach can read. Otherwise this would be a brilliant fucking plan.

Missyb9479 November 4, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Dear God,
I know you exist because you hate me and are always making terrible things happen to me. But if you could plese let the Repub House spend the next 2 years investigating this huge non-issue I promise I won't masturbate again.

Nope, just full on doing it with random weird guys from now on.

EdFlintstone November 4, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Make sure to pop out 3, for Jefferson's dictum.

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Unfortunately, thanks to asshats like Darrell Issa, this won't be the only non-issue investigated the next two years.

Barrelhse November 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm

Lately, I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about Molotov cocktails.

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:15 pm

With gas nearing $3 a gallon again? Are you nuts?

And those rags and bottles aren't cheap either.

Barrelhse November 4, 2010 at 6:44 pm

You might enjoy this translation! http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Cream_Caramel

Billmatic November 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm

6 in 10? I doubt that. I mean. I know america is stupid but I don't think 60% of the population is that fucking dumb.

genxr November 4, 2010 at 3:51 pm

52%, tops.

kenlayisalive November 4, 2010 at 4:05 pm

I'd be with you if I didn't watch the election coverage on c-span. But I, sir or madam, have seen the truth, and it is fat and stupid and rides a rascal.

DustBowlBlues November 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Why do you hate Hoveround?

emmelemm November 4, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Wow, you're just a cock-eyed optimist, you.

Billmatic November 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm

I BELIEVE IN MERICA

GOPCrusher November 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm

I would have agreed with you, on Nov 1st.

Billmatic November 4, 2010 at 5:56 pm

believe it or not the fact that the really nutty teabaggers went down gave me at least a little hope.

genxr November 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm

I whole heartedly support this effort to get wingnuts to spend tens of thousands of their own dollars to convince the world that flyover country is inhabited by a bunch of idiots.

Didn't Glenn Beck refudiate the birfer movement? Let's put a dozen or so of these billboards in his neighborhood, and the roads where he commutes.

Seriously, if I'm taking a road trip somewhere, I see that billboard, I don't stop, I just keep right on driving.

ChurchofRealism November 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm

Haha, you will not find two words more mutually exclusive than WND and intellectual. I'm surprised that sentence didn't burst into flames upon typing it into the internet box thingy.

DashboardBuddha November 4, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Hey…he said "erect". What a dick.

x111e7thst November 4, 2010 at 3:55 pm

When my mommy gives me her hard earned money and tells me to go down to the truckstop and get her some meth I know better than to waste it on billboards.

Serolf_Divad November 4, 2010 at 4:03 pm

But these are magic billboards!

My_pal_HAL November 4, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Billboards = the new National Enquirer. Them headlines in the soopermarket were just getting too small and hard to read.

DustBowlBlues November 4, 2010 at 5:29 pm

I'm old enough to remember the "Impeach Earl Warren" billboards that were erected by the John Birch Society–with their name right there on the sign. Birchers aren't afraid of anything, including clinical paranoia.

jim89048 November 4, 2010 at 11:24 pm

Heh. I remember seeing one near the Earl Warren Fairgrounds in Santa Barbara. Birchers are making a comeback here in Nevaduh, much to my eternal thankfulness.

smokefilledroommate November 4, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Where's the head?
Oh wait–it's up the ass.

SudsMcKenzie November 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm

You mean "Bird Certificate", … stupid misspelling t-bagers.

SayItWithWookies November 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm

In that case a bunch of states are gonna have to kiss billions in lottery revenues goodbye too.

Extemporanus November 4, 2010 at 3:59 pm

You know what else Hamburg, Pennsylvania is home to?

That's right — one of the largest reptile shows on the East Coast!

Coincidence? I think not

SorosBot November 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Hamburg sounds kind of foreign to me. Show us the city charter certificate!

harry_palmer November 4, 2010 at 4:09 pm

If you're saying Joseph Farah escaped from one of the exhibits, I don't believe you – he's not smart or cuddly enough.

Extemporanus November 4, 2010 at 4:22 pm

To paraphrase the late, great Riley Waggaman: "Joseph is a Farah faucet."

Ducksworthy November 4, 2010 at 5:22 pm

The Lizard People are trying to claim Barry as one of their own?

mookwrthwilson November 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm

"But polls as recent as a few weeks ago now show that 6 in 10 Americans doubt Obama’s constitutional eligibility to occupy the Oval Office."

Where are these polls being conducted? Klan rallies? Senior Centers???

kenlayisalive November 4, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Burn one cross for yes, and burn two crosses for yes.

finallyhappy November 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm

Come to my senior center and say something bad about the President and you will be beaten by the canes of some feisty old women!

__kth__ November 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

It would be nice if they put a lot of them on the old US highways, instead of the interstates. Those old roads are the last remnants of America's golden age, and few things evoke that era more than paranoid, racist signage.

Kitty_Sanchez November 4, 2010 at 11:52 pm

Yup. I remember on old U.S. Hwy 90, about 15 miles west of the Texas border with Louisiana, there was a sign that read "Ni99er don't let the sun set on your ass in Vidor, Texas." Charming. It was there until the late 60s or early 70s.

By the way, I love your avatar. Who's the guy in the photo?

__kth__ November 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm

George C. Scott, from the film Hardcore. It's when he sees the porno that his daughter is in.

elpinche November 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Joseph Farah, editor and CEO of Wing Nut Daily, extreme rightwing retard, and future leader of the America. Say hello to our next speaker of the house or POTUS.

Radiotherapy November 4, 2010 at 6:06 pm

I'm thinking Palin's press secretary.

PsycWench November 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Because he's not black and has a nice WASPy name. And that answer is too true to be funny.

WordSaladNation November 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Here are the instructions from the WND site for how to make a billboard:

1) Fire up your Macintosh LC.
2) Open up The Print Shop.
3) Create a "banner." Be sure to use "word art" and "Comic Sans" font, italic.
4) Print it out on your ImageWriter II (WARNING: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY).
5) Staple it to a tree.

Congratulations! Billboard!

i_AM_ready November 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm

OK I google-mapped the location of that billboard, and here are the nearby attractions:
Swamp Road
Lowland Road
Industrial Drive
Old Route 22
Boat and RV Superstore
Dollar General
Cracker Barrel
and Faith Bible Baptist Church

What, no gun stores and pawn shops?

ph7 November 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm

The gun and pawn shops are operating tax free in the basement of Faith Bible Baptist Church.

GunTotingProgressive November 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Didn't it say it was near a Cabela's? That's got the guns sorted, and you know that there is a black-market flea market set up in the parking lot of the Dollar General.

Serolf_Divad November 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm

The FIIIVVVVEEEE YEEEARS he spent in a Vietcong prison camp are his birth certificate.

Boehneriffic November 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Wait, doesn't Farah sound Muslin? Where is his birf certificate????

WarAndGee November 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Ebay lady threw her millions away on her campaign.

Now everyday wing nutters who can barely afford peanut butter because they are enslaved by the socialist government can throw their "hidden in the mattress money" away on this tired old campaign borne of OBAMA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.

hagajim November 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm

My God! The f*@cking people in the f@#cking country are some of the stupidest motherfu%$ers in the whole wide world….is stupidest even a word? I think I may be infected with the rightwing moron gene! DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!

bitchincamaro2 November 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm

So we've got an impostor in the White House, yet it's Mitt Romney who's the most dangerous man in America, Joe? Now both of us are confused.

whiskeybaby November 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Too busy trying to imagine Palin's tits underneath her red pleather jackets?

zhubajie November 4, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Please, I'd as soon not. Like a pair of flat balloons, I'm sure.

Steverino247 November 4, 2010 at 4:15 pm

WND=Weapons of Neuron Destruction.

Bomb them now, Mr. President. We can not afford to have a Dipshit Gap

mrblifil November 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Proving yet again that billboards are the internet for morans.

PublicLuxury November 4, 2010 at 4:21 pm

It is an important question. I often ask myself, 'Where's the birth certificate?" Especially if I am looking to get my passport, prove that I am a citizen or just want to buy grocery at the local Whole Foods. People NEED to be reminded that they need to keep their vital papers in safe place where they are easily accessible, especially if you live in Arizona.

Ducksworthy November 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm

You're gonna need it to vote next time. Along with the results of the urinalysis.

JGambolputty November 4, 2010 at 4:22 pm

"Where's the birth certificate?" Worst Wendy's slogan ever.

Kitty_Sanchez November 4, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Dayumm! Was just taking a look around at WND and realized this Farah motherfucker must be making some serious bank off of the idiot class. Having a black president has been such a boon to the outrage-panic-hate hobby supply industry.

Too bad I have those sting-y, shame-y feelings stopping me from cashing in. Lots of easy, easy money out there, eh?

fatoots November 4, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I have to say given the current climate I have thought about buying the "Survival Seeds".

genxr November 4, 2010 at 4:23 pm

I hope they take payment in gold and survival seeds.

V572625694 November 4, 2010 at 4:26 pm

There is no shortage of $1,000/hr hookers available to us. The only thing there’s a shortage of is the money to engage them.

PublicLuxury November 4, 2010 at 4:27 pm

They need to put in hydraulics. Or use a strap-on. Or just buy a doll. Or just admit they lika teh gay and teh leeetle boys. Sick fuckers.

ttommyunger November 4, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Needz moar racism! But seriously, WND's next big money-making scheme: Prestige tags for the faithful's free Medicare/Medicaid Scooters! Genius! Fox will run the ads for free. Dennis Miller will read them (I know, he used to be a comedian years ago) Bill Kristol will count the money ('cause he never makes a mistake) and Oompah-Loompah Boy will mail them out using the Congressional Franking privilege, to cut overhead. The tags will be made in American Samoa by slave labor (Tom Delay's Shining Capitalistic City on the Hill) for peanuts. This is fucking golden!

PresBeeblebrox November 4, 2010 at 4:29 pm

The greatest nation on earth
Is now led by a guy
Who's Kenyan by birth
BURMA-SHAVE

DahBoner November 4, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Where's the Meth Labs, Goobers?

Joey_Ratz November 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm

6 of 10, up from "barely half" in about a year? That means that in 25 years, 30 of 10 WND poll-takers will doubt Barry's eligibility. Progress!

fuflans November 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm

npr informs me that repubs redistricting control is huger than almost anytime ever and suggests republican dominance for a decade.

i guess that and citizen's united mean they pretty much got their country back.

rock on.

zhubajie November 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm

Remember, last year, how everyone was predicting the Reptilians would be extinct soon? I have faith that the T-baggers and other reptilians will fight with each other like rival Baptist preachers. Fun times ahead!

fishskicanoe November 5, 2010 at 12:32 am

Nah. They said the same thing back in 2000. So they redistricted (?) and still lost the House in 2006. The Repugs have got one shot now. If they blow it, they'll be back to blowing it at your nearest Interstate rest stop in 2013.

OneDollarJuana November 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm

Wait, John Boehner's district (8th congressional, Ohio) uses mostly Diebold voting machines. John Boehner, where are the ballots? I don't believe you were elected!

bitchincamaro2 November 4, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Those erections are about as useless as a raging boner on a blind date with a failed Delaware senate candidate.

Too soon?

jus_wonderin November 4, 2010 at 4:51 pm

The sad part of all of this is Obama's kids have to witness all of this foolishness about their dad (parents).

I'd like to find just one of these, with his/her kids, and give them the quiz of where is their cert and ask them to answer any one question from their 8th grade Civics class.

Turd-tards!

metamarcisf November 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm

We're starting a website for those Tea Party Patriots who are visually impaired. Donations to erect billboards that read "Where's the Birth Certificate" in braille start today; Sly Stallone, treasurer

BarryOPotter November 4, 2010 at 5:05 pm

Money for meth or billboards. Tough choices ahead for WND supporters.

Nah, that's not a tough choice, which is why Josephat McFuckwit has to go a-begging for money to cover his monthly billboard ('bout $29.99 cause he knows a guy) and meth habits ($9,970).

mumbly_joe November 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm

How much with it cost to get another billboard next to each and every one of these, saying,

IT'S ON FILE IN HAWAII

…now shut up.

Because I'd actually consider donating to that.

Actually, fuck the billboard idea: how much for some spray paint and an army of graffiti vandals?

GunTotingProgressive November 4, 2010 at 5:33 pm

Is Banksy available?

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:08 pm

You'd think the nimrods at WorldNutDaily would have taken a trip to Hawaii to check it out BY NOW.

zhubajie November 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm

They don't want to find a birth certificate. If they did, they'd declare it fake, like the fossil dinosaurs, etc.

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:10 pm

The US owned the canal zone when McCain was born — back in the early 1900s.

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm

We've had billboards like that in Ohio ever since Obama was elected.

Trouble is, WorldNutDaily isn't responsible for them. The idiot nutjobs in the Western and Southwestern part of the state are paying for them out of their own pockets.

Result: Crooks like John Kasich and Rob Portman have return to positions of power.

So much for recovery.

zhubajie November 4, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Southwestern Ohio: capital, Cincinnuty. Home of Charles Manson, Buzz "statutory rapist" Luekens and John "Orangeaid" Boehner. Armpit of the Right wing.

ReturnToMetal November 4, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Trouble is, they think it reads, "I know more than you do."

DustBowlBlues November 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Considering this and the post that follows, one wonders why the IRS is sitting on its ass. Oh, that's right. We're Obama Democrats and are afraid we might lose the right winger vote that's persuadable.

We're not looking back–or to the present–or to the future, evidently. Can the no-drama president get off his statesmanlike ass and breathe some life into this party? How many goddam primary challenges does Axelrod want, exactly?

lulzmonger November 5, 2010 at 11:14 pm

How many goddam primary challenges does Axelrod want, exactly?

Yeah, this.

Picture one bright (& photogenic) libtard wonk putting up an ad in prime time, saying he/she has signed an affadavit promising full criminal investigations of BushCo bastards & Wall Street motherfuckers if elected. Working ad title: LOOK BACK IN ANGER.

Funnest. Primary. Debates. EVAR.

Worthly Wokette Skum November 4, 2010 at 5:33 pm

This is really an effective messaging policy. A billboard is one of the few things their target audience actually reads.

nicnack74 November 4, 2010 at 5:35 pm

I don't blame Pittsburgh, nor Philidephia for this. This reeks of Pennsyl-tucky. You ignorant bastards.

slowhansolo November 5, 2010 at 2:37 am

I think the difference this year was that Pittsburgh defected.

You are absolutely correct, however, and on behalf of all thinking central Pennsylvanians, I must apologize. The only bright spot is that it's highly likely these dumb, inbred, Jesus-loving, minority-hating, barely ambulatory sacks of suet will likely suffer greatly as a result of their votes.

You know, along with everyone else.

WordSaladNation November 4, 2010 at 6:11 pm

Um, my birth certificate is in my safe-deposit box, but I don't see why it's any of your business.

imissopus November 4, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Duh, because his daddy and granddaddy were war-mongering navy admirals and Obama's daddy and granddaddy were drunken anti-colonial Kenyan witch doctors.

zhubajie November 4, 2010 at 6:47 pm

The lotto is the tax on stupidity, surely?

comrad_darkness November 4, 2010 at 7:04 pm

WHERE IS YOUR MEDICATION?
DID YOU STOP TAKING YOUR MEDICATION AGAIN?

comrad_darkness November 4, 2010 at 7:06 pm

I'm totally willing to compromise on this. Democrats have to turn over a birth certificate or be forced out of office and Republicans have to pass a psychological examination.

JackObin November 4, 2010 at 7:34 pm

What's with all this birf certificate nonsense? It's easy to tell if he was born here Jesusland. Just check his blood for Doritos and doughnuts.

Plowmon November 4, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Huh? My meth lab is doing great!

Dimitrios_M November 4, 2010 at 10:03 pm

Where’s the Birth Certificate?

Hear them rave.

But first get sharp.

With Burma Shave.

Negropolis November 4, 2010 at 10:22 pm

This sign campaign is SO begging to be challenged by an opposing sign campaign that reads "Who's Your Daddy?" with Obama in juxtaposed against the words. Sweet, sweet sardonism that'd be. Who's with me?

NorthStarSpanx November 4, 2010 at 10:32 pm

We are talking about Trig Van Palin right?

eekahil November 4, 2010 at 10:34 pm

Onna counta I have just given the fcuk up, I think I will indeed open me up a Meth Lab as a secondary (well, primary, truth to tell) revenue stream. Why the fcuk not. I'm white. If I get busted I'll say I was brainwashed by some SLA Mescickans.
The end.

Barbara_i November 4, 2010 at 11:25 pm

Wonder what Huckabee thinks about this? Take a little advice from me, Huckabee…a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner, that's all I'm sayin'. Dude is starting to chunk back up.

capitolhillblly November 4, 2010 at 11:46 pm

Why doesn't that "Where's the Beef?" lady sue them for copyright infringement?

transfatz November 4, 2010 at 11:55 pm

Obama doesn't need no steenking birth certificate. He's got the Beef.

kenlayisalive November 5, 2010 at 1:21 am

Yep, taxes are definitely too high. Look how the poor TeaBag Americans have to scrounge to come up with enough money for the basics, like giant media buys questioning basic confirmed facts.

amyamnesia November 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm

The funny thing is, I do a lot of driving through the "heartland" of this country, and the only place I've seen that billboard is on the 5 south from LA, somewhere between Commerce and Santa Ana. Hamburg, PA = Orange County!

lulzmonger November 5, 2010 at 11:19 pm

I smell a franchise!

WHERE'S THE MICE WITH HUMAN BRAINS?
WHERE'S THE SHARIA COURTS?
WHERE'S THE UFO-CONTACT BUREAU?
WHERE'S THE PERSONAL JET FOR BO?
(etc., ad nauseum)

aious November 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm

I am still waiting for someone to post a sign near it with the location of it…."The birth certificate is located in Hawaii where everyone elses is…."

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