The most important thing you can do for your country at this moment is buy a “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?” billboard, but you probably don’t know where to start. “How do I make a sign that big?” you’re asking yourself, “And how do I get the money? Small businesses are hurting everywhere, including my own meth lab.” WorldNetDaily has made it easy for you. WorldNetDaily has always made it easy for you. And they are proud to announce a charitable fund to which you can donate to save this nation from having a black man as its leader. “What I need Americans to understand is that this billboard campaign is working,” said head WND intellectual Joseph Farah, according to this press release thing. “There is no shortage of billboards available to us. The only thing there’s a shortage of is the money to erect them. We need to raise tens of thousands of dollars a month just to keep them in place.”
The newest billboard in an increasingly intense campaign that asks “Where’s the birth certificate?” has gone up in Pennsylvania, on Route 61 northbound just before the I-78 intersection at Cabela’s in Hamburg.
And if it seems that there are more and more of these appearing, that’s no one’s imagination.
“If it seems like we are posting more billboards than ever, the perception is correct,” said Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officers of WND, and the mastermind behind the campaign.
Yes, if you and the other five people who live in your Appalachian town have seen more of these billboards around the local meth patch, you’re right. And you know what? It’s working.
Surveys a little more than a year ago revealed barely half of those in America were aware of the questions over Obama’s eligibility. But polls as recent as a few weeks ago now show that 6 in 10 Americans doubt Obama’s constitutional eligibility to occupy the Oval Office.
Success! Pretty soon this momentum will culminate in scientists inventing a time machine to transport Obama’s mother to Kenya just before she gives birth to him. The system works!
There are many more pictures of these pointless billboards in the middle of nowhere on their site, if you want to cry about how beautiful patriotic action is. [WND]
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When will Farah FOAD?
Something tells me that Joseph Farah has a rural billboard bidness, somewhere in real America.
Clear Channel certainly does.
But tight-fisted right-wing cocksuckers that they are, will they donate a few hundred for this important cause?
Do you know how high administrative costs are on such an endeavor? Keeping track of the money and the billboards is expensive – you have to pay
your familysomeone to do all that.“There is no shortage of billboards available to us. The only thing there’s a shortage of is the money to erect them."
So all the existing billboards are flaccid?
The shortage of money to get things erected is a common problem in this country. How dare you mock that?
The high cost is why we're a do-it-yourself nation – with the exception of Xtine O'Donnell, that is.
Truly, this is a fallen world.
Oh noes! Sendz in teh bilbord fluf gurlz!
Erect my ass, fuckwit.
He'd secretly love to
Probably not. I'm pretty sure Freakishlywrong is of teh female gender.
Er…..I meant Joe Farah…..
Going to the WND website is NOT good for my blood pressure.
Crank up the chainsaw Hayduke!
Where's the birth certificate? Burma Shave!
A dab of racism'll do ya!
(I know that's Brylcreem but it works here..)
As long as this doesn't take away from their increasingly successful campaign to get the US out of the United Nations, I'm all for it.
What year is this? 2008? I thought we were the only ones left who took that birf certificate shite seriously, for humor.
There are still folks out there who take it seriously, for seriousness?
Why, yes SmutB, they are the 24% that are also going to be running the country come January.
Hell, I'm just surprised they haven't shown up to call us sheeple yet.
This shit works for low bar folks.
Sarah Palin toppled the incumbent mayor (with a suspiciously Jewish sounding surname) by running as the first ”married Christian Mayor of Wasilla.” She seriously had people asking the Elite Mayor to produce his marriage certificates since his wife didn’t take his name.
And they were Christians. But that doesn't matter. They weren't God, Gun and Pro-Life Christians.
It's all over the net, after Obama released it way back in May 2008; damn these guys don't have very good memories, or even know how to use google.
They don't trust the Intertubez. (It's a series of tubes, ya know.) They want certified copies distributed at Real American churches throughout Real America. Then they'll ask why he's trying so hard and decide that whoever certifies the birf certificate copies in Hawaii must be part of the Chicago politics that we hear so much about.
And they would still then decide that he still hasn't proven anything because they need to see the super special sekrit birth cirtifikate that it the only thing that can really prove that Obama was born in Hawaii, even though as his mother was a US citizen he would still be a native born citizen even if he was born elsewhere, like say Panama.
No, that was his certificate of live birth. Not his birth certificate. Birth certificates have to be folded and kept in ziploc bags and carried around your person at all times in order to be legit.
Oh shit … I may have a problem then.
They're looking for the one signed by George Washington and notarized by Jesus, I think.
Since I'm always thinking "there's gotta be a way to make a buck on this," here's what I'm thinking: Obama Birth Certificate National Tour. By Popular Demand!
Take his actual birth certificate, set up a semi-trailer for proper display purposes, make an Obama Mobile Mini-Shrine inside, bedecked with red, white and blue bunting, lots of family photos, going back three generations, little heartwarming stories about all his hardworking American/hopeful immigrant ancestors, some artifacts like his childhood baseball, his basketball signed by his HS team, a replica of his school uniform, and maybe some more photos of him posing with conservative notables (Bush I, Bush II, Sen. Byrd, The Pope). All nicely mounted, museum style in display cases.
Have it tour America for the next two years, with two armed guards and a notary public. Advertise heavily on AM radio, charge $4/head admission. You walk into one end of the trailer where the patriotic displays and photos keep your eyes busy while you wait your turn to gaze upon the actual birth certificate encased in a well lit and indestructible lexan case.
(This whole thing is similar to what they did with one of the original copies of the Constitution on its 200th birthday. They made a killing on it.)
All proceeds go to the DNC. Don't mention that part on the AM radio ads.
So who you gonna hire to clean the shit globs off the lexan? Not that I disagree with your effort to con the rubes but you have to account for the hate. Also they're not gonna pay money for something they won't believe anyway. They'll go to the Creationism Museum though.
Eh, I don't know, maybe the notary is the janitor. You'd be surprised how many people would pay. (Not that much to do in small towns.) And how much publicity a stunt like this would get. And give the real hardcore birthers a chance to show what total assholes they are.
Win – win.
Sounds like something Bob and Ray did about 60 years ago.
“If it seems like we are posting more billboards than ever, the perception is correct,” said Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officers of WND, and the mastermind behind the campaign.
Har har.
This is a a definition of mastermind of which I was not aware.
The threshold for "mastermind" seems to have slipped a bit.
Thank you, Joseph Farahkkkan, I now understand. You don't like the black man in YOUR white house. Got it. Now let Mickey D's put up a sign for tasty french fries and let's all move on down the road.
I will give money, but only if Farah agrees to put up a billboard showing the Teabaggers' map of the world (THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA #1!!!11!!! surrounded entirely by Kenya).
BTW, Billboard Liberation Front: You're late for work.
Because really, people don't need food or clothing or medicine or housing- just billboards questioning nonsense. I swear if I met this guy, I would smack him in the face.
Or kick him the nuts. Maybe both, for Jesus!
It is what the Lord would want. Esleazians 11:14
Where's the morons—World Net Daily.
da corekt spelin is 'morans' ya dum librul.
If I give money to this noble cause can I spell it the birther way?
Wear teh birf sirtificut mr prezidunt?
Going to World Net Daily is like going to the Christian Natioanlist site, both deserve to be shut down but that pesky constitution says they can push their drivel everywhere. What is frightening is that anyone would believe their horse shit.
Americans can and do believe this stuff which is the perfect presentation of the problems of home skooling, charter scools and teaching to pass a federally mandated no child left behind tests\. Then get all your news from TV where people who are willing to lie to you to profit at your expense. This my friends is republican heaven. Pass me a Busch and what time does the NASCAR crashing start.
Exterminate all rational thought.
You're too late. It's already dead in Oklahoma.
Texas too. Died with Molly Ivins and Ann Richards.
I like to keep an eye on my enemies. That's why I used to listen to US shortwave broadcasts.
Now thats the way to get your message out. With 1950's communications technology.
You should see their newsletter–it's the crispest mimeograph work I've seen in quite a while.
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
If they'd only develop meaningful personal relationships, they wouldn't have to pay to have their erections handled.
I want to see John Boehner's birf certificate. It's obvious he's a native Oompa Loompan and therefore unqualified to assume the preznitcy in January.
We were talking about this exact issue in my elitist graduate school class the other day when my professor brought up a great point. Most of the controversy surrounding Obama's citizenship has stemmed from whether or not he was born in Kenya, whether his parents were cannibal Luau tribesmen, etc.
My professor suggested that the better question to ask would be, very simply, "Is Hawaii really a state?" Because some people — many of them not crazy wingnuts — believe that "[t]he statehood vote…was in no way a valid act of self-determination, and did not legitimize the occupation" and that, therefore, "Hawaii has never legally been a state of the United States."
So basically, Barack Obama is not a United States citizen, and Christine O'Donnell should just be inaugurated, tomorrow, the end.
EDIT: Oh, shit. I hope no one from World Net Daily reads Wonkette!
U.S. Out of Hawaii!
Hey, hey. If Hawaii is not a state, then neither is Alaska, because they came in together, one slave, one free or some such. If we concede Hawaii is not a state, but rather an island, we lose SnowGrifter heaven on account it's not attached either.
Kindly do something useful with your time, like see if you can invalidate Gen. Robert E. Lee's surrender on grounds of mental incapacity, or show that that the Acts of Secession of the Confederate states have never been properly repealed. That would be a good day's work.
And much appreciated by those of us who live in the free states.
Have you seen the salaries and non-benefits of the crackers who live down here? Slavery is alive and well, and creeping north.
No fucking shit.
Billboards + Talk Radio = Teabagger's Fourth Estate
Where do I donate for the billboard that says:
"Where's the I.Q. Test?"
Where's the fund to have someone punch Joseph Farah in his tiny, sad wang? I'll give to that one instead.
I'm for a more permanent solution.
I'd do it for free.
"Where's the birth certificate?" They mean Trig's, right?
This is a great idea! Fight fire with fire! If Palin tells her rabid moron base that Obama is an American born in Hawaii, then we will end the "Where's Trig's birth certificate?" campaign. But until that unlikely day, I say, let do this.
Love this response, thanks! Makes me wonder if Palin would ever run for POTUS and have to cough up those medical records. I'm not big into conspiracy theories, yet I am betting that her placenta count is one less than she claims.
Even if Barack were to hand out small, laminated certified copies of his birth certificate there would be some who still wouldn't believe it. My greatest wish is that Barack brings Bin Laden to the White House front lawn and just kicks the bitch to death. Then let's keep fapping about the birth certificate.
"SHOW US THE AFTERBIRTH!"
I'll contribute money for a billboard that depicts a watermelon patch on the White House lawn. The more racism the better.
If the Tea Party has taught me anything, it's to never stop lowering my expectations.
They've made me realize something about myself.
I have incredible restraint — something I never thought I had. I mean, I survived this election and have not yet slit my wrists.
Nor, I'm assuming, the wrists of any teatard who's handy.
The more birfers spend on crazy stuff like this the less they have for food for their three children. Which is good, since their children will probably end up killing them and dining on their obese carcasses.
I'm starting a fund to erect:
"Every time Sarah Palin is on TV, GOD kills a kitten"
signs everywhere.
Paypal that bitch!
I'll send you 10 bucks- after I see a photo of the first one. Hell. put up the first one and I'll send you $100
Please to be posting a website where I can donate to this glorious enterprise.
Sign me up
Unlike the hatriots who put up birf sirtificate signs, You, sir, are a patriot. I am proud to call you one of my potty-mouthed loser anonymous friends.
Without the wonket's acid-etched humor, how the fuck would any of us survive the Teapocalypse?
And t-shirts! Don't forget the t-shirts!
Too bad none of the people they want to reach can read. Otherwise this would be a brilliant fucking plan.
Dear God,
I know you exist because you hate me and are always making terrible things happen to me. But if you could plese let the Repub House spend the next 2 years investigating this huge non-issue I promise I won't masturbate again.
Nope, just full on doing it with random weird guys from now on.
Make sure to pop out 3, for Jefferson's dictum.
Unfortunately, thanks to asshats like Darrell Issa, this won't be the only non-issue investigated the next two years.
Lately, I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about Molotov cocktails.
With gas nearing $3 a gallon again? Are you nuts?
And those rags and bottles aren't cheap either.
You might enjoy this translation! http://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Cream_Caramel…
6 in 10? I doubt that. I mean. I know america is stupid but I don't think 60% of the population is that fucking dumb.
52%, tops.
I'd be with you if I didn't watch the election coverage on c-span. But I, sir or madam, have seen the truth, and it is fat and stupid and rides a rascal.
Why do you hate Hoveround?
Wow, you're just a cock-eyed optimist, you.
I BELIEVE IN MERICA
I would have agreed with you, on Nov 1st.
believe it or not the fact that the really nutty teabaggers went down gave me at least a little hope.
I whole heartedly support this effort to get wingnuts to spend tens of thousands of their own dollars to convince the world that flyover country is inhabited by a bunch of idiots.
Didn't Glenn Beck refudiate the birfer movement? Let's put a dozen or so of these billboards in his neighborhood, and the roads where he commutes.
Seriously, if I'm taking a road trip somewhere, I see that billboard, I don't stop, I just keep right on driving.
Haha, you will not find two words more mutually exclusive than WND and intellectual. I'm surprised that sentence didn't burst into flames upon typing it into the internet box thingy.
Hey…he said "erect". What a dick.
When my mommy gives me her hard earned money and tells me to go down to the truckstop and get her some meth I know better than to waste it on billboards.
But these are magic billboards!
Billboards = the new National Enquirer. Them headlines in the soopermarket were just getting too small and hard to read.
I'm old enough to remember the "Impeach Earl Warren" billboards that were erected by the John Birch Society–with their name right there on the sign. Birchers aren't afraid of anything, including clinical paranoia.
Heh. I remember seeing one near the Earl Warren Fairgrounds in Santa Barbara. Birchers are making a comeback here in Nevaduh, much to my eternal thankfulness.
Where's the head?
Oh wait–it's up the ass.
You mean "Bird Certificate", … stupid misspelling t-bagers.
In that case a bunch of states are gonna have to kiss billions in lottery revenues goodbye too.
You know what else Hamburg, Pennsylvania is home to?
That's right — one of the largest reptile shows on the East Coast!
Coincidence? I think not…
Hamburg sounds kind of foreign to me. Show us the city charter certificate!
If you're saying Joseph Farah escaped from one of the exhibits, I don't believe you – he's not smart or cuddly enough.
To paraphrase the late, great Riley Waggaman: "Joseph is a Farah faucet."
The Lizard People are trying to claim Barry as one of their own?
"But polls as recent as a few weeks ago now show that 6 in 10 Americans doubt Obama’s constitutional eligibility to occupy the Oval Office."
Where are these polls being conducted? Klan rallies? Senior Centers???
Burn one cross for yes, and burn two crosses for yes.
Come to my senior center and say something bad about the President and you will be beaten by the canes of some feisty old women!
It would be nice if they put a lot of them on the old US highways, instead of the interstates. Those old roads are the last remnants of America's golden age, and few things evoke that era more than paranoid, racist signage.
Yup. I remember on old U.S. Hwy 90, about 15 miles west of the Texas border with Louisiana, there was a sign that read "Ni99er don't let the sun set on your ass in Vidor, Texas." Charming. It was there until the late 60s or early 70s.
By the way, I love your avatar. Who's the guy in the photo?
George C. Scott, from the film Hardcore. It's when he sees the porno that his daughter is in.
Joseph Farah, editor and CEO of Wing Nut Daily, extreme rightwing retard, and future leader of the America. Say hello to our next speaker of the house or POTUS.
I'm thinking Palin's press secretary.
Because he's not black and has a nice WASPy name. And that answer is too true to be funny.
Here are the instructions from the WND site for how to make a billboard:
1) Fire up your Macintosh LC.
2) Open up The Print Shop.
3) Create a "banner." Be sure to use "word art" and "Comic Sans" font, italic.
4) Print it out on your ImageWriter II (WARNING: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY).
5) Staple it to a tree.
Congratulations! Billboard!
OK I google-mapped the location of that billboard, and here are the nearby attractions:
Swamp Road
Lowland Road
Industrial Drive
Old Route 22
Boat and RV Superstore
Dollar General
Cracker Barrel
and Faith Bible Baptist Church
What, no gun stores and pawn shops?
The gun and pawn shops are operating tax free in the basement of Faith Bible Baptist Church.
Didn't it say it was near a Cabela's? That's got the guns sorted, and you know that there is a black-market flea market set up in the parking lot of the Dollar General.
The FIIIVVVVEEEE YEEEARS he spent in a Vietcong prison camp are his birth certificate.
Wait, doesn't Farah sound Muslin? Where is his birf certificate????
Ebay lady threw her millions away on her campaign.
Now everyday wing nutters who can barely afford peanut butter because they are enslaved by the socialist government can throw their "hidden in the mattress money" away on this tired old campaign borne of OBAMA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.
My God! The f*@cking people in the f@#cking country are some of the stupidest motherfu%$ers in the whole wide world….is stupidest even a word? I think I may be infected with the rightwing moron gene! DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
So we've got an impostor in the White House, yet it's Mitt Romney who's the most dangerous man in America, Joe? Now both of us are confused.
Too busy trying to imagine Palin's tits underneath her red pleather jackets?
Please, I'd as soon not. Like a pair of flat balloons, I'm sure.
WND=Weapons of Neuron Destruction.
Bomb them now, Mr. President. We can not afford to have a Dipshit Gap
Proving yet again that billboards are the internet for morans.
It is an important question. I often ask myself, 'Where's the birth certificate?" Especially if I am looking to get my passport, prove that I am a citizen or just want to buy grocery at the local Whole Foods. People NEED to be reminded that they need to keep their vital papers in safe place where they are easily accessible, especially if you live in Arizona.
You're gonna need it to vote next time. Along with the results of the urinalysis.
"Where's the birth certificate?" Worst Wendy's slogan ever.
Dayumm! Was just taking a look around at WND and realized this Farah motherfucker must be making some serious bank off of the idiot class. Having a black president has been such a boon to the outrage-panic-hate hobby supply industry.
Too bad I have those sting-y, shame-y feelings stopping me from cashing in. Lots of easy, easy money out there, eh?
I have to say given the current climate I have thought about buying the "Survival Seeds".
I hope they take payment in gold and survival seeds.
There is no shortage of $1,000/hr hookers available to us. The only thing there’s a shortage of is the money to engage them.
They need to put in hydraulics. Or use a strap-on. Or just buy a doll. Or just admit they lika teh gay and teh leeetle boys. Sick fuckers.
Needz moar racism! But seriously, WND's next big money-making scheme: Prestige tags for the faithful's free Medicare/Medicaid Scooters! Genius! Fox will run the ads for free. Dennis Miller will read them (I know, he used to be a comedian years ago) Bill Kristol will count the money ('cause he never makes a mistake) and Oompah-Loompah Boy will mail them out using the Congressional Franking privilege, to cut overhead. The tags will be made in American Samoa by slave labor (Tom Delay's Shining Capitalistic City on the Hill) for peanuts. This is fucking golden!
The greatest nation on earth
Is now led by a guy
Who's Kenyan by birth
BURMA-SHAVE
Where's the Meth Labs, Goobers?
6 of 10, up from "barely half" in about a year? That means that in 25 years, 30 of 10 WND poll-takers will doubt Barry's eligibility. Progress!
npr informs me that repubs redistricting control is huger than almost anytime ever and suggests republican dominance for a decade.
i guess that and citizen's united mean they pretty much got their country back.
rock on.
Remember, last year, how everyone was predicting the Reptilians would be extinct soon? I have faith that the T-baggers and other reptilians will fight with each other like rival Baptist preachers. Fun times ahead!
Nah. They said the same thing back in 2000. So they redistricted (?) and still lost the House in 2006. The Repugs have got one shot now. If they blow it, they'll be back to blowing it at your nearest Interstate rest stop in 2013.
Wait, John Boehner's district (8th congressional, Ohio) uses mostly Diebold voting machines. John Boehner, where are the ballots? I don't believe you were elected!
Those erections are about as useless as a raging boner on a blind date with a failed Delaware senate candidate.
Too soon?
The sad part of all of this is Obama's kids have to witness all of this foolishness about their dad (parents).
I'd like to find just one of these, with his/her kids, and give them the quiz of where is their cert and ask them to answer any one question from their 8th grade Civics class.
Turd-tards!
We're starting a website for those Tea Party Patriots who are visually impaired. Donations to erect billboards that read "Where's the Birth Certificate" in braille start today; Sly Stallone, treasurer
Money for meth or billboards. Tough choices ahead for WND supporters.
Nah, that's not a tough choice, which is why Josephat McFuckwit has to go a-begging for money to cover his monthly billboard ('bout $29.99 cause he knows a guy) and meth habits ($9,970).
How much with it cost to get another billboard next to each and every one of these, saying,
Because I'd actually consider donating to that.
Actually, fuck the billboard idea: how much for some spray paint and an army of graffiti vandals?
Is Banksy available?
You'd think the nimrods at WorldNutDaily would have taken a trip to Hawaii to check it out BY NOW.
They don't want to find a birth certificate. If they did, they'd declare it fake, like the fossil dinosaurs, etc.
The US owned the canal zone when McCain was born — back in the early 1900s.
We've had billboards like that in Ohio ever since Obama was elected.
Trouble is, WorldNutDaily isn't responsible for them. The idiot nutjobs in the Western and Southwestern part of the state are paying for them out of their own pockets.
Result: Crooks like John Kasich and Rob Portman have return to positions of power.
So much for recovery.
Southwestern Ohio: capital, Cincinnuty. Home of Charles Manson, Buzz "statutory rapist" Luekens and John "Orangeaid" Boehner. Armpit of the Right wing.
Trouble is, they think it reads, "I know more than you do."
Considering this and the post that follows, one wonders why the IRS is sitting on its ass. Oh, that's right. We're Obama Democrats and are afraid we might lose the right winger vote that's persuadable.
We're not looking back–or to the present–or to the future, evidently. Can the no-drama president get off his statesmanlike ass and breathe some life into this party? How many goddam primary challenges does Axelrod want, exactly?
How many goddam primary challenges does Axelrod want, exactly?
Yeah, this.
Picture one bright (& photogenic) libtard wonk putting up an ad in prime time, saying he/she has signed an affadavit promising full criminal investigations of BushCo bastards & Wall Street motherfuckers if elected. Working ad title: LOOK BACK IN ANGER.
Funnest. Primary. Debates. EVAR.
This is really an effective messaging policy. A billboard is one of the few things their target audience actually reads.
I don't blame Pittsburgh, nor Philidephia for this. This reeks of Pennsyl-tucky. You ignorant bastards.
I think the difference this year was that Pittsburgh defected.
You are absolutely correct, however, and on behalf of all thinking central Pennsylvanians, I must apologize. The only bright spot is that it's highly likely these dumb, inbred, Jesus-loving, minority-hating, barely ambulatory sacks of suet will likely suffer greatly as a result of their votes.
You know, along with everyone else.
Um, my birth certificate is in my safe-deposit box, but I don't see why it's any of your business.
Duh, because his daddy and granddaddy were war-mongering navy admirals and Obama's daddy and granddaddy were drunken anti-colonial Kenyan witch doctors.
The lotto is the tax on stupidity, surely?
WHERE IS YOUR MEDICATION?
DID YOU STOP TAKING YOUR MEDICATION AGAIN?
I'm totally willing to compromise on this. Democrats have to turn over a birth certificate or be forced out of office and Republicans have to pass a psychological examination.
What's with all this birf certificate nonsense? It's easy to tell if he was born here Jesusland. Just check his blood for Doritos and doughnuts.
Huh? My meth lab is doing great!
Where’s the Birth Certificate?
Hear them rave.
But first get sharp.
With Burma Shave.
This sign campaign is SO begging to be challenged by an opposing sign campaign that reads "Who's Your Daddy?" with Obama in juxtaposed against the words. Sweet, sweet sardonism that'd be. Who's with me?
We are talking about Trig Van Palin right?
Onna counta I have just given the fcuk up, I think I will indeed open me up a Meth Lab as a secondary (well, primary, truth to tell) revenue stream. Why the fcuk not. I'm white. If I get busted I'll say I was brainwashed by some SLA Mescickans.
The end.
Wonder what Huckabee thinks about this? Take a little advice from me, Huckabee…a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner, that's all I'm sayin'. Dude is starting to chunk back up.
Why doesn't that "Where's the Beef?" lady sue them for copyright infringement?
Obama doesn't need no steenking birth certificate. He's got the Beef.
Yep, taxes are definitely too high. Look how the poor TeaBag Americans have to scrounge to come up with enough money for the basics, like giant media buys questioning basic confirmed facts.
The funny thing is, I do a lot of driving through the "heartland" of this country, and the only place I've seen that billboard is on the 5 south from LA, somewhere between Commerce and Santa Ana. Hamburg, PA = Orange County!
I smell a franchise!
WHERE'S THE MICE WITH HUMAN BRAINS?
WHERE'S THE SHARIA COURTS?
WHERE'S THE UFO-CONTACT BUREAU?
WHERE'S THE PERSONAL JET FOR BO?
(etc., ad nauseum)
I am still waiting for someone to post a sign near it with the location of it…."The birth certificate is located in Hawaii where everyone elses is…."
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