About the author

Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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Hey there, Wonkeputians! Shypixel here with a few helpful links to ease your transition to Disqus - Claiming Old Accounts - Claiming Your ID Comments [Looking into whether this is still possible - Shy] - Turning off Disqus Notifications. And, as always, remember our Commenting Rules For Radicals, Enjoy!

  • ttommyunger

    I am reminded of Putin's comment regarding how Muslim Extremists regard Infidels: "We are as dust to them." Digesting this truth will help us understand what we're up against. Remember, I refer to extremists only, not Muslims in general.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    So, Wonkette is trying to horn in on the "Onion AV Club" game, eh?

  • natoslug

    That was one sexysexy door, Liz!

  • Sgt_Biyatch

    I thought Liz Glover was a chick? And the video work is quite…interesting.

    Also, too, it seems like anytime Liz makes an appearance on the Wonkettes, Riley is somehow involved. Hmm. Glover? I hardly even know her!

  • http://littlewanking.blogspot.com/ harry_palmer

    A laff-riot about Muslin terrists named Four Lions? Is one of those lions a lyin' African named Obama?

  • finallyhappy

    I am going to see The Hedgehog this weekend- I prefer a film about a french concierge to a terrorist laugh riot. This week already seems like a terrorist riot.

  • johnnymeatworth

    I can't wait to see this. His show "Brasseye" was pure genius.

  • fuhrius

    I dub thee the "Satirist Combatant"

    He's right though. How could guys that played with hats pull off 9/11? What's worse is that video of McVeigh playing with baby goats at the OK City petting zoo. He's adorable.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Of course he was sweet with the baby goats. He sired them.

  • DoktorZoom

    What?!? Suggesting that The Enemy might be a human being? We US Americans don't go in for that kind of moral relativism.

    I hope this guy has good security.

  • savethispatient

    You mean like pedophilia? He's done that one already…

  • Katydid

    For Americans who don't know Chris Morris, and there are probably few at Our Wonkette, search for "The Day Today" or "BrassEye" on YouTube.

    Here's a good one: Coverage of 9/11.

  • chascates

    Needs moar Andrew Breitbart humpin'!