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Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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  1. ttommyunger

    I am reminded of Putin's comment regarding how Muslim Extremists regard Infidels: "We are as dust to them." Digesting this truth will help us understand what we're up against. Remember, I refer to extremists only, not Muslims in general.

  2. Sgt_Biyatch

    I thought Liz Glover was a chick? And the video work is quite…interesting.

    Also, too, it seems like anytime Liz makes an appearance on the Wonkettes, Riley is somehow involved. Hmm. Glover? I hardly even know her!

  3. finallyhappy

    I am going to see The Hedgehog this weekend- I prefer a film about a french concierge to a terrorist laugh riot. This week already seems like a terrorist riot.

  4. fuhrius

    I dub thee the "Satirist Combatant"

    He's right though. How could guys that played with hats pull off 9/11? What's worse is that video of McVeigh playing with baby goats at the OK City petting zoo. He's adorable.

  5. DoktorZoom

    What?!? Suggesting that The Enemy might be a human being? We US Americans don't go in for that kind of moral relativism.

    I hope this guy has good security.

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