“Coons Camp Expresses Turnout Worries.” “Delaware Dems claim GOP intimidation by O’Donnell backers, worry over turnout.” OH C’MON, YOU GUYS. Don’t tell us this could actually happen. We refuse to believe Americans can actually elect this person to high federal office. Yes, these are Americans we are talking about, but give us a break. So before you join us in our liveblog at 7 pm ET to calm your fears that this woman will actually be elected, let’s scare you with this sudden evidence that she actually might.
In an e-mail to supporters early Tuesday afternoon, Coons campaign manager Christy Gleason wrote that the campaign was observing “lower turnout in New Castle and Kent counties than we’re comfortable with.”
New Castle County is the northernmost county in the state, as well as the region where Coons was banking on running up his vote total to offset highly energized Republicans in Kent and Sussex counties, less populous areas of the state.
Meanwhile, the state’s commissioner of elections, Elaine Manlove, confirmed to The Ballot Box that after receiving several complaints from voters at polling stations Tuesday, she contacted the O’Donnell campaign and asked that it direct its supporters to tone down their efforts.
Haha, “Manlove.” Something that Christine… No! We cannot even make a joke about this. We will crack an human egg over James Carville’s head if this happens. Stop salivating, media [The Hill]
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Goddammit, it's Idiocracy already. I thought we still had another hundred or so years, at least. Fuckwits.
Camacho/Beef Supreme 2012
Though I gotta say… I'm not sure I'd turn down the free vibrating broomstick…
Pfft. That's nothing. I predict that Teatards will win EVERY single Senate seat. Even the ones that aren't up for re-election! That's the power of Jesus, and also because freedom. Too.
Jesus….. or Reagan?! We report, you decide.
"Coons campaign manager Christy Gleason" is having a hamana hamana hamana moment.
I had no idea that Mr. Stuef could be so unspeakably cruel to his devoted readers.
I love the smell of Democrat FEAR!
YOU DEMOCRATS DECLARED THIS WAR ON AMERICA…
Now Americans are gonna shove it so far up your ass it will require a surgeon to get it out! (Good luck finding one under ObamaCare.)
WE ARE BRINGING A TSUNAMI TO THE ELECTIONS!
We Are Coming for YOU Congress! http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=50369481
AND THIS IS JUST THE FIRST WAVE!
Don't miss this – The Last Best Hope… http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=69378366
DUMP "I the Obama." – RETURN TO "We the People!"
Hi, TaserNuts!
I think you tried to say something, but it just came out as "HERP DERP DERP DERP".
I hope something bursts and there's no one nearby to help.
The best part is his posting history! Jesus, Pavlov himself couldn't have gotten a dog to salivate so perfectly!
It's just so gosh darned CUTE the way they're programmed!
Oh dammit, I looked. It's a volcano of copy/paste fragments.
Easy on the Caps Lock there Poopyhead.
It's not actually a person. It's a chicken hitting the 'V' key repeatedly on a keyboard with a stuck "CTRL" key.
Nah, wait, that's mean to chickens.
Mr. Fantum,
If you put up links like those please give us a warning like NSFIL. (Not suitable for intelligent life) It's the reasonable thing to do and you seem like a reasonable person.Thanks in advance. MG
Finally, Obama makes some sense… http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=64515081
Boooo! http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=69874695
What? No all caps? Are you OK? Has he suffered an enormous corn-syrup-induced stroke, or maybe a Black Panther stoled yer caps lock button on your acer.
Poopyhead.
Subtle metaphors are not your strength.
Neither is sexual prowess, I would imagine, but that's just a guess.
haha, where are ya stew? Now you gotta smoke a thai stik yuk. Or because it comes from fandumb it doesn't count?
Robot poopyhead.
Awww, how cute. You must be from the Hari Krishna half of O'Donnell's supporters.
What's with you teatards and your ass fixation?
Whether or not she wins, I expect Christine will be giving a victory speech. She has that same Lacking Any Shred of Self Awareness as Palin. Also too.
"You know, it's funny that all these "counted votes" seem to indicate that we lost, because all night long, we were, like, you know, Christine is doing really well and probably winning! And then the votes are counted and we lost or something? I don't get it! We win!"
"I can still draw a salary from campaign funds, right?"
But she'll make every station promise to destroy the tapes of it immediately after airing.
when the country is taken back, only the powerful will have computers.
If Christine O'Donnell wins, I will support a military coup complete with new constitution/elections/statue toppling/etc.
Xtine's voodoo dolls are evidently pretty effective.
That's the same damn truck that had the anti death-tax signage… Yeah, those morons have nothing to fear from the death tax, the combination of Big Oil and the V-10 in that Dodge will have them broke before that pipe kills them…
And have some respect for The Flag, dammit!
Yep, it is. It was trolling the Barry/Joe/Head rally in Wilmington last month. The rear cab had a bunch of walkers and canes in it. Wanna bet it's registered to an address in Viola, Magnolia, or Selbyville?
Angle & O'Donnel together in the Senate? Comedians nationwide are chubbing up!
Seriously. C-SPAN can start advertising its coverage of Amateur Hour at the Capitol.
More like the Children's Hour, the ones that ride in the short bus.
Now, now… most short bus kids can, at least, be taught simple tasks and language skills.
I humbly stand corrected.
Sort of OT, but maybe not..if I hear one more moron on the TV say "Pundint" I am just going to spend the evening on X-tube and have my very own Fap-a -thon.
You'd think that strivers for pundit-hood, or punditosity or whatever the form would be, could at least pronounce the encomium to which they aspire. Of course you Brits have the inherent advantage of your erstwhile empire to educate you in Punjabi slang.
True, so I will also retreat to my bungalow, shampoo my hair and make Mr Limeylizzie refer to me as Memsahib.
Ideally Sahib Limeylizzie will read you “The Betrothal,” by noted Indo/Brit/expat R Kipling, while your fan-wallah operates the punkah.http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/2738/Never fails to cheer me up.
Yes, everyone knows the most appropriate pronunciation for this "profession" is "pudenda."
Oh Lizzie, please don't abandon the Wonkette this evening! I may not survive the night without your pretend shoulder to cry on.
Oh Chet Kincaid, thank God you are here, we can pretend clasp each other and weep.
Please don't feed the trolls–it just takes them away from masturbating to the collected works of Jonah Goldberg.
Or WITH the collected works of Jonah Goldberg.
You're right, of course, but there's something about me today that just wants to laugh at how they think they might make us mad. Really? America is going to total shit, thanks to them! The deal is done — no sense worrying about what we can't change now. There's really nothing to do now but sit back and giggle at the inanity of it all.
Farmers to send Christine O'Donnell what? A copy of the Bill of Rights? A cauldron? A brain? A bushel of grain? A bag of dicks?
Don't leave me hanging, Betsy-Ross-in-Timberlands.
Farmers For Crop Subsidies! Wait….
Democrats – The Party of Hate and Islam
Democrats are drifting toward Islam. Think about it… It is becoming difficult to tell the difference between the hatred Democrats are blasting at America and the hatred of Islam…
DEMOCRATS AND MUSLIMS SPOUT HATRED OF ANYONE NOT EXACTLY LIKE THEMSELVES!
Democrats – The Party of Hate and Islam… http://usataxpayer.org/url.asp?Show=75233528
Islam is no more a "religion" than Marxism or Socialism, it is political doctrine. Find out about Islam before you start bowing to it. Take a little time to understand the "religion" JOTUS Obama is supporting (Joke Of The US)…
Islam – The Religion of Hate… http://usataxpayer.org/?002583212
Wow, we just can't get that HERP DERP DERP noise to stop! Gosh, but the poor little thing is trying SO HARD.
Hey fantum.. you wouldn't be the "25-year-old Philadelphian" from the Gawker would you?
Cuckoo Alert! http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=59756152
Finally, Obama makes some sense… http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=64515081
Or Tony the Tiger….nah, he was cleverer than this moran.
I kinda hate christians, muslims and basically anyone who is dumb enough to subscribe to any of the sky fairies. My parents raised me to question all of you and all of it, and quite frankly, I find all of you lacking in will, self-determination and responsibility for your own life and actions.
Take your fucking Ritalin already. In fact, take two. Or three. Fuck it. Down the whole bottle.
Islam is just the original form of Protestantism. They're a lot like Baptists but with more art.
Breaking: dickless troll still has no dick.
Ah, the same Americans that chose Dancing with the Stars over World Series Baseball.
/cracks his first Four Loko of the night
//jk, we west coasters are still in the office and must rely on expired orange juice in the company fridge
Jeus fucking Christ, how stupid, fat and lazy are people? They get to vote once every 730 days. Is watching Glee reruns/TNT Law & Order marathons really too fucking important to skip just this one day?
Look at this: astronauts are voting! From space! And Delawarians can't be bothered to detach themselves from their couch to walk to the local polling location? What. The. Fuck.
Democrats – UP YOURS AMERICA!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Bow to Islam!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Divide America!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Increase taxes!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Support corruption!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Take over the banks!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Ignore our Oath of Office!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Spend money we don't have!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Stand in unemployment lines!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Build a Mosque at ground zero!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Wipe our azz on the Constitution!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Nationalize American businesses!
Democrats: Yes, we can… Support the invasion from Mexico!
Democrats – The Party of Hate… http://usataxpayer.org/url.asp?Show=75233528
Don't miss this… Reagan Speaks Today! http://usataxpayer.org/htm/vids.asp?A=96003420
ENOUGH WITH "I the Obama" – Let's return to "We the People!"
You forgot, we also like to get women pregnant and then force them to have abortions. For teh lolz.
Ken, is the banhammer polished up and hanging over the mantle? It might be time to give it a few test swings.
Good idea… surrender NOW!
Surrender our way to freedom!
Tax our way to wealth!
IRS our way to health!
Bow our way to respect!
Spend our way out of debt!
Retreat our way to victory!
Surrender our way to freedom!
Democrats – The Party of Hate and Lies… http://usataxpayer.org/url.asp?Show=75233528
Liberal Bill of Rights… http://usataxpayer.org/?0078014641
Do you want the genital cuff?
If O'Donnell wins, I'm going to go ahead and assume the zombie-apocalypse is upon us. There is no way a plurality of the non-brain dead would vote for her crazy ass.
Now I know that I'm correct in feeling sorry for almost every person that I see in the grocery store and on the street. I hope that our Joe Miller pops Christine's cherry and that his barely there beard joins with her giant bush in a teabagger fluid-soaked orgy of idiocy.
I don't really give a shit who wins because life seems to be about the same for me regardless of whom we elect, but dammit, I thought I was walking the road of this American life with many more like-minded individuals.
At least I have you guys to keep me sane.
I just posted about this on another thread. Yale Divinity sent out an email at 5:30 saying that voter turnout was, in fact, much better and encouraging. The tactic motivating the low turnout either worked, or it was a massive troll…
Speaking of trolls, I see we have been invaded by Zombie Breitbart.
"Invaded!" That's cute. This ain't an invasion. This is a preschool Halloween play.
He's scaring the beejesus out of me with his skull and crossbones and links! I'd bet any money he's some pimply-faced 17-year-old holed up in his room while Daddy's out at the strip club and Momma's baking with Paul Deen.
Did you see said trolls p-value? I don't want to check to see where he/she hangs out but still wtf?
Breitbart. I checked. FML
Zombie? Someone get the shotgun …
Hee hee! He actually thinks he's making us angry. Bless him, little TaserNuts. And now he and all his little friends are gonna play Government! Quick, guys, pull out the camcorder and the "Family Memories" VHS so we can capture it for posterity!
"He actually thinks he's making us angry."
That's because when you have no friends, your imagination protects you by making you believe that you have powers that you don't possess.
No wonder the Liberal Democrats are always so angry… IT'S THE WOMEN!
Check them out here…
http://usataxpayer.org/htm/women.asp
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman are perfect examples…
Comeawn you Liberal chumps, accept the challenge, name ANY Liberal woman who isn't an angry shrill nag or who doesn't look like an escapee from a circus freak show.
The fact is that, should any of these Liberal whiney-babys be so lucky to meet Palin or Bachman face-to-face, they would wet their pants and slink away whimpering. THEY ARE DEATHLY AFRAID OF INDEPENDENT, INTELLEGENT, CONSERVATIVE WOMEN!.
Democrats – The Party of Hate…
http://usataxpayer.org/url.asp?Show=75233528
I love my wimmin to be INTELLEGENT.
Also, Halle Berry, Jennifer Anniston, Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Rebecca Romijn. I could go on and on, but there is no point.
That's hard to top.
Gotta love the cold dead zombie eyes. Makes sense fantrum would like the bots they have theh same eyes as the dolls he has sex with.
Wait, you ask for any liberal woman who isn't a "nag" after naming the hideously ugly, not to mention stupid and insane, Palin and Bachmann? Hahaha.
How about Michelle Obama, Rachel Maddow and former Wonkette editor Ana Marie Cox, just for three hot and actually smart examples.
Gotta admit it, he's got a point here 'bout them wimmens…
So glad I bought a new pistol last week. Once the tards pull all of the funding from everything, I'm gonna need to scare up some vittles.
"You know, we have guns too." – Wyatt Cenac
I'm Baaaaacckk
Sarah Kicks Off Her 2012 Campaign…
http://usataxpayer.org/url.asp?Show=35169294
Moooshelle and Big Bird…
http://usataxpayer.org/?0080322072
In regard to Christine being elected, I'm going to take my cue from the MST3K Robots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0lW7jGCqs
In my district we just reelected Michele Bachmann. I personally think attempting to tunnel through space is a GREAT idea at this point.
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