DUBIOUS HONORS  5:45 pm November 2, 2010

BREAKING: White Male Is Washington Post’s ‘Next Pundit’

by Jack Stuef

Conor Willliams wins the title of America’s Next Great Pundit 2010, and along with it a three-month contract with The Post and a launching pad into the world of punditry.

Isn’t it more of a diving board than a launching pad?

Anyway, congrats, Conor! Now go sponge down Krauthammer with this bucket of vinegar.

And so we bring the second season of America’s Next Great Pundit to a close. And we leave the final word to you. What was your favorite part of this year’s contest? What should we do differently if we do it again?

Replace your whole opinion roster with Ford Tauruses. [WP]

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SayItWithWookies November 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Congratulations Conor Williams — your most important assignment will be to avoid disappearing without a trace like the previous winner.

harry_palmer November 2, 2010 at 5:55 pm

It is a diving board, and as Krauthammer can testify, it's at the shallow end.

lochnessmonster November 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm

I still say Krauthammer is Howdy Doody…ever notice how skinny his neck is and how wide his shirt collars are?

tribbzthesquidz November 2, 2010 at 5:59 pm

It's like launching a Maxi-Pad in a catapult.

elviouslyqueer November 2, 2010 at 6:03 pm

"Working on a PhD in Government from Georgetown" = Lindsey Graham's Lord of the Privy Chamber.

SecretMuslin November 2, 2010 at 6:15 pm

What is this "Washington Post" of which you speak?

lumpenprole November 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm

"… the world of punditry."

Can we nuke that world from orbit?

HistoriCat November 3, 2010 at 7:24 am

Pretty please – it's the only way to be sure.

Amaravilha November 2, 2010 at 6:38 pm

Hooray! Sociopathy for all! Accountability for no one! Sinecures for mediocrities! Dreams of bombing Iran for all!

The stable of Washington Post pundits: even the horses can't stand the stank.

donner_froh November 2, 2010 at 6:54 pm

Rich Whitey would have won but he was too busy as the Green Party standard bearer in Illinois.

savethispatient November 2, 2010 at 6:57 pm

"America’s Next Great Pundit"? I thought it was called "American Idle"

LionelHutzEsq November 2, 2010 at 7:14 pm

Ah, so the Post is admitting that they can find a better pundit by just throwing shit at a wall then looking at their own editorial page. At least this is something.

natoslug November 2, 2010 at 7:16 pm

About time. The white male demographic has been seriously underrepresented in America. First the Washington Post, next the Presidency! We shall overcome.

HistoriCat November 3, 2010 at 7:25 am

Power, brother!

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