Hey, David Vitter sent us a “tip.” If you are trapped in the New Orleans Airport you should totally go! Or if you live in DC, just take the Metro (Red Line)!
BRING YOUR OWN BOOTY
November 2, 2010
David Vitter Cordially Invites You To Election Night Diaper Reception
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Door prizes include "I'm a Shitter for Vitter" Tshirts featuring gold diaper emblazoned on chest (why gold? I don't know, to remind me to buy some from the TeeVee?)
You just can't let go of the diaper, can you? Go wash your hands.
He's not the only one.
I suspect Vitter first got the idea to run for Senate when he overheard some guy at a bar saying that Congress is nothing but a whorehouse run by people who give the oldest profession a bad name.
But was disappointed he still had to got to the red light district to get his actual whores.
7:00 P.M. – Till? Is that some sort of coded message? Tea for the Tillerman? Emmett Till? The Gin Blossoms' 1995 hit "'Til I Hear It From You"? Pat Tillman?
P.M. – Till? is usually a pretty good indication that the event in question will be lame has hell, sparsely attended and over quickly.
In the case of the Shitterman and his minions however, I cannot predict this with any confidence:
The lure of dirty diapers has a very strong appeal..
"Tea for the Tillerman" by terrorist Anglo-folkie-Greek-muslin Yusuf "Cat" Stevens "Islam''? That is one fine album — you couldn't add or take away a note and make it better. Produced by a founding member of The Yardbirds, Paul Samwell Smith.
OT? Yeah, so whut?
I loved him when I was a kid. I just can't listen to him anymore since that messed up fatwa bullshit. Just like I can't listen to the Mamas and the Papas anymore. Just too sad.
"Thank you for the 'hard' work" is also what he says to his hookers.
But will he open his wallet up to those who are so desperate for something to do that they attend (just like he does for his hookers)?!
Oh, he'll open something for them, so they can prove how much they want it.
Actually, holding it at the Hilton at the N.O. airport means two things. 1. he's a cheap bastard and wouldn't book a nicer hotel. (I've stayed there, it's fine but not nice, convenient to the interstate) and 2. the hotel is actually in Kenner, not N.O., and this is as close as he'll get to the city as it is still full of minorities, even after Katrina.
Plus the airport hotel makes it easier for the oil lobbyists who are his real constituents to fly in for the party and then fly out. Whereas there are so many wonderful places this could have happened in sad and beautiful Nawlins, if Vitter had any class, or gave a shit about anyone but those who feed him money and then will hire him as a lobbyist when he quits the Senate, like Tauzin did.
Seriously. Kenner? Why didn't he just go all out and book the Motel 6 in Harvey?
That's for the after-party. Boxes of Depends and plenty of hookers are standing by.
He's holding it at the Hilton to remind voters of the poor victims of the Democrats' allowing of the estate tax to expire.
When I check into a Hilton, I like to ask the manager or desk person what they think about Paris' announcement that she plans to work in the family business.
Since the woman apparently has the attention span of a fruit fly, I can't imagine they're too worried about it. She can hardly do much damage in the day and a half she sticks with it.
BYOBM.
In Vitter's world, "Thank you for all your hard work. We're almost there!" is usually followed by, "someone please rinse off this tarp…"
The Hilton Airport restroom-maintence workers are still busy getting the extra-large changing tables in place.
Good lord, that is funny.
I was doing some reading on Wikipedia about Kenner, Louisiana. Did you know…
Kenner is represented in the Louisiana State Senate by the Republican attorney Danny Martiny, a former member of the Louisiana House of Representatives. Martiny's predecessor in the state House was Kernan "Skip" Hand, a retired district court judge from Kenner.
That's right: there used to be a guy named Skip Hand in the Louisiana State Senate.
There are times I just gotta step back and marvel that a grotesque fuck-clown like David Vitter can be living in expectation (apparently) of reelection to the United States Senate. Seriously? Basically, there's no difference between the diaper delivery man and a U.S. Senator? I'd shoot myself in the face every morning if I was this guy.
*takes zoloft*
Now, now, they can't all be John Boehner.
No need to insult diaper delivery men like that, TC.
I love New Orleans, and that hotel actually has a great muffaletta. Really fills up your diaper.
If I was fortunate enough to be in N.O. this evening, the last person I would want to see tonight would be David "dirty diaper" Vitter.
Reading this board, all you "littlle" brain people need to get back to work; and by the way wash your own diapers and hope you, one day, have earned enough money to get yourselves some of what all men and women crave. We like the work Vitter is doing for us in Washington. We could care less about his brand of diapers or for that matter what kind of cigars Billy Clinton is using now. Get a life for yourselves!
Where is my post? What kind of unit is this?
Are you interested in opposing views on this? Cannot find my post Admins.
Why so long to approve? Guess I'll move on to another board where both sides of an issue can be published. You got a name?
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