News sexytime Wonkette’s Don’t Teabag On Me Shirt Is Famous At Rally By Ken Layne - November 1, 2010 - 5:12pm 70 SHARE Facebook Twitter Add to Flipboard Magazine. Hooray for this person, in her stylish “Don’t Teabag On Me” tea-shirt. For some reason this is on the Huffington Post. Also, which Wonkette readers did this elaborate routine? [HuffPo] Give Us Money: $ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does Which Game Of Thrones Character Is Steve Bannon? (Whichever Character Just Got Shitcanned) Tampa Can’t Get Rid Of Confederate Loser Traitor Statue Fast Enough StillGoinGreen My God, My God, there is nothing sexier than a petite liberal! Take that TeaTards – NO SCOOTER REQUIRED!! Crank_Tango and oddly enough, I would like to teabag all over her. StillGoinGreen Sadly, I'm a little too ticklish for teabagging. But she certainly moves to the top of the list of candidates for one of those "on glasses" type videos, or so I have heard – at church. metamarcisf Who'll be the first to photoshop this shirt onto the Kentucky Stomper? PublicLuxury That looks a lot like Ken Layne. Perhaps he got his brazilian in the same salon as Xtine. Worthly Wokette Skum My favorite sign from HuffPo, carried by Zombie: What do we want? BRAINS!!!! When do we want it? BRAINS!!!!! jus_wonderin NPR did a story and one of the sounds bytes was a group chanting "Three Word Slogan, Three Word Slogan". Love it!! CrunchyKnee I'd hit that progressively. Also, too. horsedreamer_1 A true progressive would let her hit him. That is, pegging, also. Clancy_Pants She seems like a nice girl. I'm going to let have me. slappypaddy "which Wonkette readers did this elaborate routine?" them's me auntie cleanthra and me uncle sunnyside. they don't read wonkette. they thought they were coming to a beck-o-rama. they were so inflamed at being misled, they got drunk on corn syrup and drove their hoverounds into the pig pond. SayItWithWookies Them colors don't run — they waddle or roll, but they definitely don't run. Respitetini Feisty… Bonzos_Bed_Time Wait, there's snark there? NorthStarSpanx I would think you dudes would like to Teabag? Isn't this a disappointment? "Don't Teabag me Bro!" Would have been a good one also. Too. Bonzos_Bed_Time We mostly take it as a challenge. Bonzos_Bed_Time Needs more Rascals. Extemporanus Hey, Ken! Has our Wonkette heeded my suggestion to send some of those sexy-ass t-shirts to unwilling "Kentucky Two-Step" pardner Lauren Valle yet? CapnFatback Note the hip "MTV/Batman" angle to the shot. Let's see a photographer try that at a Beck rally without slipping a disc. notreelyhelping My favorite sign so far: the "Don't Tread on Me" snake with the caption: "Oh my God, a snake!" qwerty42 At TPM, Josh Marshall has this as his favorite notreelyhelping That's the one. I just disremembered the caption. fuflans that was in my top three. Crank_Tango I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking flag. Extemporanus "Also, which Wonkette readers did this elaborate routine?" The McCrary Brothers ride again! chascates The 'Sarah Palin – Apocalypse 2012' shirt should be selling like hot cakes (or hot rent-boys) to the GOP leaders! x111e7thst Delta Dawn, what's that tee shirt you have on Could it be a faded flag from days gone by facehead This guy was not at the rally, but he should have been: http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/hallow_ten_… Possibly the greatest costume ever (For those who don't know, this is what is known in the biz as an 'upper decker.' For those who do know …. omg grow the fuck up! ). BTW, I must insist, I am a simple person, and I'd love a simple shirt which simply said 'Wonkette' on it. elviouslyqueer I'm with you, seeing as I live in the reddest of the red states and the "Don't Teabag on Me" would just be inviting trouble. Mind you, having a "Worthly Wokette Skum Cunt Brigade" shirt would be a fine addition to my wardrobe. jus_wonderin Especially if it was hooded. Extemporanus I've been kickin' around the idea of designing something along those lines for a while now. I mocked-up a Mouseketeer cap-meets-TruckNutz-inspired "Wonketteer" tee when the "Official Wonkette Clothing & Porn Propaganda Emporium" first opened, but I couldn't quite get it dialed-in enough to be happy with it. However, when "Worthly Wokette Skum Cunt Brigade" made its debut last week, I found myself re-inspired to maybe give it another shot. Well see… (Also: "Worthly Wokette Skum Cunt Brigade", OR "Worthly Wokette Cunt Skum Brigade"?) Redhead You know, I would buy a Wonkette shirt in a heartbeat, IF someone could design one both worthy of representing Wonkette but at the same time acceptable to wear in public. Therein lies the dilemma. x111e7thst Or the glasses. I would gladly pay extra for the glasses DCValleyGirl PLEASE! Your minions would love to advertise the site and pay to do so! Lascauxcaveman Could just be the angle, but while certainly more than adequate for most purposes, the breasts on our fine young libtard model here are not quite up to Snorg standards. MaxUdargo Oh, but the luscious lips make up for so much. That is a damn purty mouth. Minoritybabble Dear random girl in photo, lets date. I have the same shirt! We can pretend we are twins, even when we kiss! LOVE ME! JustPixelz kissing twins — ewww. save it for teamsarah.com, woudja fella. Pragmatist2 Jezuz Christ! Next Ken Layne will be writing a piece on HP about how his "close personal friend" Arianna (no last name needed) cured cancer while writing perhaps the greatest novel since War and Peace. HP approval is the first step to becoming an idiot. Lascauxcaveman Why do you hate pictures of nice titties? Why do you hate America? nappyduggs Titties are the only tings that America manufactures and exports anymore. Vive les tiitaes! Radiotherapy She's an endless war, she's a hero for the lost cause Like a hurricane in the heart of devastation She's a natural disaster She's the last of the AmeriCAN Girls And cute, cute, cute. TanzbodenKoenig I'd hit it… with my boot on her head (because of the back pains) Gainsbourg69 That made me chuckle. slappypaddy and between the ears. Office_39 The real money behind the chicken farming industry want to keep Maryland as an unregulated toilet for chicken manure runoff. I think it only fair that an obvious victim of contaminated drinking water get a chance to actually run government transfatz Your avatar is a howl. Isn't that from the "Stalin's Royalty Free" clip art collection CD? If she's a victim of unregulated chicken manure runoff they should bottle the stuff! Tundra Grifter In your case, sounds more like base excitement. Lucidamente1 Indeed it is. Well played, sir. Tundra Grifter Thank you! Tundra Grifter When the t-shirt matches the sign, that's better than the carpet matching the drapes. So cute and smart, too! That's a deadly combination. As someone else said a few weeks ago, if Sarah Palin had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck. Office_39 HuffPo panicked over possible lose of cred because their buses to the rally were late. They panicked, and posted a photo of a Wonkette tshirt. I'd call this an act of contrition. UncleDarwin How is the second photo referenced — the one of the two teabaggers in patriotic tie-dye on their scooters — *not* winning the HuffPo sign photo contest? I realize that the rally was supposed to be all about "being reasonable," and respecting others' opinions, but that photo made me laugh harder than any of the others. All of the effort to rent the Rascals, the carefully worded and misspelled signs, and the little touches like the bottle of corn syrup make this one the winner for me. But then, I don't believe in playing nice. carlgt1 On the bright side of the election, which has already been spun as "TEA PARTY LANDSLIDE" — could Nazi Germany have come to power with tens of thousands of people ridiculing them? wondering where i am Hey Hitler! Needs moar gooses stepping! JustPixelz i'm sure the Repubicans will claim a 230 seat majority as a "mandate", whereas the Demoncrats current 255 seat majority is merely a "suggestion". carlgt1 well even worse, the "Demon Rats" (it's so clever even after a million times n'est-ce pas?) are going to be even more chicken if the "TEA PARTY LANDSLIDE" that the liberal media is touting comes true. I mean every Dem politician will be saying "well I guess 'merka really is center-right and not liberal/progressive at all" or some such BS. I mean hell you don't even need nutjob teabaggers in power since the Dems will use this to be even more "blue dog" won't they. I'm praying to Cthulhu that the "TEA PARTY LANDSLIDE" never comes to pass — of course in which case all the hicks will take to shooting random people they think are liberals stuffing ballot boxes etc. Hipple, Rev. Paul T. I can't understand a word you are saying but I completely agree with you if you are saying our Newly Elected Congress better have obamacare repealed by Baby Jesus' Birthday or we'll hand them their heads on a platter. GOPCrusher I think you have that backwards. The Tea Baggers are more like tens of thousands having the millions ridiculing them. Problem being, they are too stupid to realize it. BarryOPotter Dunning-Kruger effect writ large. America. Oh fuck. Yeah… DoktorZoom Hey! Stop objectifyin' that hot grrrl! Come here a minute And yet I overwhelmingly feel that she would love for me to 'teabag on her'. jeje82 http://tinyurl.com/27mv2g9 jeje82 http://tinyurl.com/27mv2g9 UW8316154 Hot hot hot! Crank_Tango what i want to know is when is someone gonna spray this shithole for trolls? mrblifil If there were ever a time to invoke "tits or GTFO" it would be now, but…I dont' know…kinda seems wrong… Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Is it just me or does she look like a muslim to anyone else? loquacioustunes Yes! Another Wonkette commenter that I would hook up with/have anal with! BarryOPotter Oh I bet you'd like to look into that… Get in line! Previous articleSarah Palin Launches Online College of Journalism, In Her MindNext articleAmerica Decides 2010: What Does IHOP Stand For, Anyway?