SEXYTIME  5:12 pm November 1, 2010

Wonkette’s Don’t Teabag On Me Shirt Is Famous At Rally

by Ken Layne

Hooray for this person, in her stylish “Don’t Teabag On Me” tea-shirt. For some reason this is on the Huffington Post. Also, which Wonkette readers did this elaborate routine? [HuffPo]

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StillGoinGreen November 1, 2010 at 5:16 pm

My God, My God, there is nothing sexier than a petite liberal! Take that TeaTards – NO SCOOTER REQUIRED!!

Crank_Tango November 1, 2010 at 10:43 pm

and oddly enough, I would like to teabag all over her.

StillGoinGreen November 2, 2010 at 11:01 am

Sadly, I'm a little too ticklish for teabagging. But she certainly moves to the top of the list of candidates for one of those "on glasses" type videos, or so I have heard – at church.

metamarcisf November 1, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Who'll be the first to photoshop this shirt onto the Kentucky Stomper?

PublicLuxury November 1, 2010 at 5:16 pm

That looks a lot like Ken Layne. Perhaps he got his brazilian in the same salon as Xtine.

Worthly Wokette Skum November 1, 2010 at 5:17 pm

My favorite sign from HuffPo, carried by Zombie:

What do we want?
When do we want it?

jus_wonderin November 1, 2010 at 5:48 pm

NPR did a story and one of the sounds bytes was a group chanting "Three Word Slogan, Three Word Slogan". Love it!!

CrunchyKnee November 1, 2010 at 5:20 pm

I'd hit that progressively. Also, too.

horsedreamer_1 November 1, 2010 at 11:25 pm

A true progressive would let her hit him.

That is, pegging, also.

Clancy_Pants November 2, 2010 at 5:37 pm

She seems like a nice girl. I'm going to let have me.

slappypaddy November 1, 2010 at 5:21 pm

"which Wonkette readers did this elaborate routine?"

them's me auntie cleanthra and me uncle sunnyside. they don't read wonkette. they thought they were coming to a beck-o-rama. they were so inflamed at being misled, they got drunk on corn syrup and drove their hoverounds into the pig pond.

SayItWithWookies November 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm

Them colors don't run — they waddle or roll, but they definitely don't run.

Respitetini November 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm


Bonzos_Bed_Time November 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Wait, there's snark there?

NorthStarSpanx November 2, 2010 at 9:30 am

I would think you dudes would like to Teabag? Isn't this a disappointment?

"Don't Teabag me Bro!" Would have been a good one also. Too.

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 2, 2010 at 11:47 am

We mostly take it as a challenge.

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Needs more Rascals.

Extemporanus November 1, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Hey, Ken!

Has our Wonkette heeded my suggestion to send some of those sexy-ass t-shirts to unwilling "Kentucky Two-Step" pardner Lauren Valle yet?

CapnFatback November 1, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Note the hip "MTV/Batman" angle to the shot. Let's see a photographer try that at a Beck rally without slipping a disc.

notreelyhelping November 1, 2010 at 5:28 pm

My favorite sign so far: the "Don't Tread on Me" snake with the caption: "Oh my God, a snake!"

qwerty42 November 1, 2010 at 5:58 pm

At TPM, Josh Marshall has this as his favorite

notreelyhelping November 1, 2010 at 6:33 pm

That's the one. I just disremembered the caption.

fuflans November 1, 2010 at 8:55 pm

that was in my top three.

Crank_Tango November 1, 2010 at 10:36 pm

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking flag.

Extemporanus November 1, 2010 at 5:31 pm

"Also, which Wonkette readers did this elaborate routine?"

The McCrary Brothers ride again!

chascates November 1, 2010 at 5:39 pm

The 'Sarah Palin – Apocalypse 2012' shirt should be selling like hot cakes (or hot rent-boys) to the GOP leaders!

x111e7thst November 1, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Delta Dawn, what's that tee shirt you have on
Could it be a faded flag from days gone by

facehead November 1, 2010 at 5:46 pm

This guy was not at the rally, but he should have been:

Possibly the greatest costume ever (For those who don't know, this is what is known in the biz as an 'upper decker.' For those who do know …. omg grow the fuck up! ).

BTW, I must insist, I am a simple person, and I'd love a simple shirt which simply said 'Wonkette' on it.

elviouslyqueer November 1, 2010 at 5:53 pm

I'm with you, seeing as I live in the reddest of the red states and the "Don't Teabag on Me" would just be inviting trouble.

Mind you, having a "Worthly Wokette Skum Cunt Brigade" shirt would be a fine addition to my wardrobe.

jus_wonderin November 1, 2010 at 5:55 pm

Especially if it was hooded.

Extemporanus November 1, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I've been kickin' around the idea of designing something along those lines for a while now.

I mocked-up a Mouseketeer cap-meets-TruckNutz-inspired "Wonketteer" tee when the "Official Wonkette Clothing & Porn Propaganda Emporium" first opened, but I couldn't quite get it dialed-in enough to be happy with it.

However, when "Worthly Wokette Skum Cunt Brigade" made its debut last week, I found myself re-inspired to maybe give it another shot. Well see…

(Also: "Worthly Wokette Skum Cunt Brigade", OR "Worthly Wokette Cunt Skum Brigade"?)

Redhead November 1, 2010 at 6:45 pm

You know, I would buy a Wonkette shirt in a heartbeat, IF someone could design one both worthy of representing Wonkette but at the same time acceptable to wear in public.

Therein lies the dilemma.

x111e7thst November 1, 2010 at 6:05 pm

Or the glasses. I would gladly pay extra for the glasses

DCValleyGirl November 1, 2010 at 7:08 pm

PLEASE! Your minions would love to advertise the site and pay to do so!

Lascauxcaveman November 1, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Could just be the angle, but while certainly more than adequate for most purposes, the breasts on our fine young libtard model here are not quite up to Snorg standards.

MaxUdargo November 1, 2010 at 7:35 pm

Oh, but the luscious lips make up for so much.

That is a damn purty mouth.

Minoritybabble November 1, 2010 at 5:51 pm

Dear random girl in photo, lets date. I have the same shirt! We can pretend we are twins, even when we kiss!


JustPixelz November 1, 2010 at 7:41 pm

kissing twins — ewww. save it for, woudja fella.

Pragmatist2 November 1, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Jezuz Christ!
Next Ken Layne will be writing a piece on HP about how his "close personal friend" Arianna (no last name needed) cured cancer while writing perhaps the greatest novel since War and Peace.
HP approval is the first step to becoming an idiot.

Lascauxcaveman November 2, 2010 at 1:37 am

Why do you hate pictures of nice titties? Why do you hate America?

nappyduggs November 2, 2010 at 6:24 am

Titties are the only tings that America manufactures and exports anymore. Vive les tiitaes!

Radiotherapy November 1, 2010 at 5:57 pm

She's an endless war, she's a hero for the lost cause
Like a hurricane in the heart of devastation
She's a natural disaster
She's the last of the AmeriCAN Girls

And cute, cute, cute.

TanzbodenKoenig November 1, 2010 at 5:57 pm

I'd hit it… with my boot on her head (because of the back pains)

Gainsbourg69 November 1, 2010 at 7:11 pm

That made me chuckle.

slappypaddy November 1, 2010 at 5:58 pm

and between the ears.

Office_39 November 1, 2010 at 6:04 pm

The real money behind the chicken farming industry want to keep Maryland as an unregulated toilet for chicken manure runoff. I think it only fair that an obvious victim of contaminated drinking water get a chance to actually run government

transfatz November 2, 2010 at 5:14 am

Your avatar is a howl. Isn't that from the "Stalin's Royalty Free" clip art collection CD?
If she's a victim of unregulated chicken manure runoff they should bottle the stuff!

Tundra Grifter November 1, 2010 at 6:12 pm

In your case, sounds more like base excitement.

Lucidamente1 November 1, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Indeed it is. Well played, sir.

Tundra Grifter November 3, 2010 at 6:04 pm

Thank you!

Tundra Grifter November 1, 2010 at 6:16 pm

When the t-shirt matches the sign, that's better than the carpet matching the drapes.

So cute and smart, too! That's a deadly combination.

As someone else said a few weeks ago, if Sarah Palin had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.

Office_39 November 1, 2010 at 6:19 pm

HuffPo panicked over possible lose of cred because their buses to the rally were late. They panicked, and posted a photo of a Wonkette tshirt. I'd call this an act of contrition.

UncleDarwin November 1, 2010 at 6:46 pm

How is the second photo referenced — the one of the two teabaggers in patriotic tie-dye on their scooters — *not* winning the HuffPo sign photo contest?

I realize that the rally was supposed to be all about "being reasonable," and respecting others' opinions, but that photo made me laugh harder than any of the others. All of the effort to rent the Rascals, the carefully worded and misspelled signs, and the little touches like the bottle of corn syrup make this one the winner for me. But then, I don't believe in playing nice.

carlgt1 November 1, 2010 at 6:50 pm

On the bright side of the election, which has already been spun as "TEA PARTY LANDSLIDE" — could Nazi Germany have come to power with tens of thousands of people ridiculing them?

wondering where i am November 1, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Hey Hitler! Needs moar gooses stepping!

JustPixelz November 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm

i'm sure the Repubicans will claim a 230 seat majority as a "mandate", whereas the Demoncrats current 255 seat majority is merely a "suggestion".

carlgt1 November 1, 2010 at 10:44 pm

well even worse, the "Demon Rats" (it's so clever even after a million times n'est-ce pas?) are going to be even more chicken if the "TEA PARTY LANDSLIDE" that the liberal media is touting comes true.

I mean every Dem politician will be saying "well I guess 'merka really is center-right and not liberal/progressive at all" or some such BS.

I mean hell you don't even need nutjob teabaggers in power since the Dems will use this to be even more "blue dog" won't they. I'm praying to Cthulhu that the "TEA PARTY LANDSLIDE" never comes to pass — of course in which case all the hicks will take to shooting random people they think are liberals stuffing ballot boxes etc.

Hipple, Rev. Paul T. November 2, 2010 at 8:25 am

I can't understand a word you are saying but I completely agree with you if you are saying our Newly Elected Congress better have obamacare repealed by Baby Jesus' Birthday or we'll hand them their heads on a platter.

GOPCrusher November 2, 2010 at 12:47 pm

I think you have that backwards. The Tea Baggers are more like tens of thousands having the millions ridiculing them. Problem being, they are too stupid to realize it.

BarryOPotter November 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Dunning-Kruger effect writ large. America. Oh fuck. Yeah…

DoktorZoom November 1, 2010 at 7:37 pm

Hey! Stop objectifyin' that hot grrrl!

Come here a minute November 1, 2010 at 7:52 pm

And yet I overwhelmingly feel that she would love for me to 'teabag on her'.

jeje82 November 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm
jeje82 November 1, 2010 at 8:35 pm
UW8316154 November 1, 2010 at 8:37 pm

Hot hot hot!

Crank_Tango November 1, 2010 at 10:39 pm

what i want to know is when is someone gonna spray this shithole for trolls?

mrblifil November 2, 2010 at 12:55 am

If there were ever a time to invoke "tits or GTFO" it would be now, but…I dont' know…kinda seems wrong…

Hipple, Rev. Paul T. November 2, 2010 at 8:18 am

Is it just me or does she look like a muslim to anyone else?

loquacioustunes November 2, 2010 at 8:42 am

Yes! Another Wonkette commenter that I would hook up with/have anal with!

BarryOPotter November 2, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Oh I bet you'd like to look into that… Get in line!

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