Who is this mysterious man next to the guy with the shoe-polish face? No, it is not a “good Carl Paladino costume,” it is the man himself, doing what every candidate should do mere hours before his gubernatorial election: get drunk at the local bar and grope some young women in “sexy Mrs. Buttersworth” costumes. So if you live in the Buffalo area, Paladino likely photobombed all of your Facebook pics from last night. But that’s okay, because it turns out he has some very good drunk faces that will enliven any Halloween photo.
Here is the other photo, with Paladino doing that classic “I don’t know who this guy is but my eyes sure are sore from soaking them in vodka for five minutes” face:
Just try to top this man, America’s college students. You cannot. And that’s why you will not be elected governor of New York tomorrow. [WNYmedia via Gawker]
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Posing next to a man in blackface? No, shoring up the base.
It seems the young people in Buffalo are still eating well.
Based on extensive field research done in my youth, I've concluded that chunky young women tend to be that way because they are repressing an overdeveloped libido, and it does not take much to convince them to channel that repression into an expression of the most wonderfully perverse sex of your life. Therefore, I wholeheartedly support chunky young women. Of course, I've been married for the past 19 years, so it is also possible that I've falsified some of my memories over the years just to keep the idea of sex alive.
Exactly. It's why actual swingers's clubs are most often populated with (middle-age) tubbos. Picture the "ruler of the internet" from the photo that Ken, et. al., overuse, multiply by fifty, make twenty of those 50 female, & you have it.
Porn, meanwhile, is a lie. A hot, hot lie, but no gang-bang or group-play looks like Bang Bros. or Assraelis.
No I grew up in the Buffalo area and there are some wonderfully perverse women living there. And a pizza from Bocce Club or wings from Duff's can get it done when you're young.
Huh. I'll have to try that. I've never done anything perverse with a pizza, and I've always imagined wings would burn too much. Hot sauce has always seemed rather dangerous in certain areas.
As a former young person in Buffalo, I demand to know where these photos were taken.
Home Town Buffet.
Anchor Bar.
Oh, no, not yet another of those superiorly-educated and civilized DemoCretin videos.
http://biggovernment.com/publius/2010/11/01/anoth...
I'd've gone with "DemonCRAP" instead of "DemoCretin", cuz that's more in line with whatever histrionic shit that video probably contains.
Rascal alert @:44!
So it's not racist to think this man is an Obama supporter because he's black or because he IS Obama?
Man, what's a brother gotta do to get a break? Are you people really so bigoted that you have to deliberately misconstrue my intentions every time?
You're a dick, you can't help it, facts are not really important to you as a republican, dogma and doctrine are. You need to follow and you are doing that well.
Kevin I refuse to subtract any pee points from you. Everytime I go on one of Andrew Fatbart's websites I see how many points are awarded for hysterical, childish comments laden with thinly-veiled (or not) racism. And I see how ferociously you little dittoheads/beckerheads/palin-pud-pulling-pals click the thumbs down button anytime anyone says anything remotely resembling rational thought or good humor. So I'm just not going to go there, because at the end of the day, no matter how many thumbs down votes you give to someone, it doesn't make much of a difference in things that really matter. By letting you have your say, I think I'm the bigger man. And you know who else thinks I'm the bigger man? Your mom.
And having Idi Amin as an avatar really gets the conservative chicks' juices flowing, I would imagine.
You're assuming that, to be a happy human being, I need your approval. You know, that "They like me! They like me! thing. I don't. I'm 58-years-old and as impervious to your shows of approval/disapproval as a person can be–it's an "adult" thing.
"I see how ferociously you little dittoheads/beckerheads/palin-pud-pulling-pals click the thumbs down button anytime anyone says anything remotely resembling rational thought or good humor"
Apparently you're delaying that "bigger man" thing. Enjoy your perpetual childhood.
No no…the only delay is in gratification. Here in libtard land, women come first. On an unrelated note, so does your mom.
Hurray for your team Kev.
"I'm 58-years-old "
Ah, a young guy!
Really you're an old white teabagger, go figure.
I totally want to gay-marry you right now. Well played Sir, well played indeed.
Yep. I'm a bigot. Dimwits and dumbfucks make me feel smug. Just can't help myself.
Hi Kevin,
Is this link somewhat on-topic (Paladino, the undead, plump women or Halloween)? If so, congratulations on adding to the discourse. If not, what is the point of posting it here? I'm sure you can find a thread where it actually would fit.
Considering that Breitbart's reputation for presenting video that is complete shit (i.e. the ACORN piece and Shirly Sherrod), do you have any sort of proof that this video isn't yet another, well, completely fabricated piece of shit? If so, once again, thank you for adding to the discourse. If not, perhaps your time would be better spent in the company of those who enjoy shit.
The correct term is "democrunt". As opposed to "republicunt".
I was under the impression that Tea Baggers were against biggovernment? I guess that was bullshit too.
so that's the best the Repukes have? angry black man rips out a few Repub signs?
I'd love to hear what you a–holes told the guy in the previous 5 minutes to video to start him on his rampage. I can hear one woman (at least) saying "I'll vote for the white guy" or something similar.
Meanwhile, you have institutionalized head-stompers & reporter-arresters surrounding your candidates….
Never been to Buffalo. I don't think I ever wanna go.
Come for the wings; stay for the horse-on-human penetration.
Can't be Buffalo. I didn't see a single wing in any of those pics.
Buffalo hasn't been the same since they stopped brewing Iriquois Ale, in the red and yellow striped can. Alright, technically that was Tonowanda, but still…
Buffalo also managed to produce the famously racist and strange actor-director Vincent Gallo, who has tried to sell his own sperm online for artificial insemination purposes, but only for white women. Maybe there's something in the water there?
Buffalo is actually a remarkable city. Many Frank Lloyd Wright buildings, excellent medical care, excellent Universities. And yet there is a big mob connection. And the mob is often connected to construction. And Paladino is Italian and in the construction business in Buffalo. Just sayin.
I am happy to see a man with not one single political instinct in his entire body.
ms. butterworth, oh, look at the company you're keeping, no wonder your expression is one of terror behind that grimace of a smile. where's mr. panda-bear's other hand, pray tell?
Yeesh. Tea partiers can apparently be losing their elections and still giving me nightmares. Promise me he'll go away after Tuesday.
Needs moar horse.
Shennanigans.
Wasn't that the irish bar up in Maine?
At least now we know what he looks like when he orgasms.
great '80s-Dennis Hopper costume.
Is that Eleanor Holmes Norton over his left shoulder?
DemoGenius at work:
http://barakobamajokes.com/ted-s-vote.php
I don't know you but I think Fuck You applies.
I'm not sensing a lot of tolerance here.
And your foul 58 year-old ass would know what about tolerance exactly. Repulsive bastard.
Thank you for making my point.
Do we really have to tolerate folks who think being willfully ignorant is a good choice.
Sure don't want to leave the comfort of that plantation I guess eh?
Does the Imam know you speak that way?
Peace be upon him.
Indeed. In the name of the father, the son, and his holy goat.
Obviously, someone's Mother didn't give them enough attention during their youth. Tragic that you have to go looking for it in the anonymous world of the Intertubes.
Attacking dead relatives. How . . . gutless. Thanks for letting me reside inside your head. Do ya' have anything bigger though?
I am pretty sure I have a bigger brain; then again the regulars here all fit that bill when comparing themselves to you.
It is hard to know how to reply to such obtuse postings. I know you mentioned above that you are 58 and yet you have the mentality and education of the average 7th grader. Of course I would expect that would be level of education over at the Freedom Works posting bunker. I am sure that everyone else over there doing Dick Armey's bidding is in the same boat as you. Late 50's, unemployed, racist, unwilling to accept facts. It would be sad if you didn't act as such an asshole.
Is that second photo Mr. Paladino and that New York Post reporter after making up?
Being overtly racist has apparently helped Sharron Angle in the polls, so maybe Paladino thinks the voters of New York are as bad as Nevada's.
Why is David Letterman next to him, painted in blackface and wearing a wig?
Looks like Jonah Goldberg to me.
I thought that was Clarence Thomas in drag.
Proving, once again, that you don't need any costume to be the scariest mother on halloween.
"Hey, you invited me to eat Buffalo wings, so here I am, ladies."
Vote straight Demmunist ticket–it'll free your spirit:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HFIKhQtujEA/SjgdvT5hucI...
Kevin, I fear that the pressure to create neologisms will break your brain. Here: http://afflatus.ucd.ie/zeitgeist/index.jsp
I appreciate the link–pretty cool. Thank you.
It was cute when you commented on our worthly Wokette scum but now your just using our little community to link to useless blogs. Please go away, you have overstayed your welcome.
Looks more like strangling or throttling than groping is happening with the well padded young woman.
Carl is sure that chicks like it rough.
You think the troll would realize that we know Brietbart's BigBullshit sites are nothing but worthless libelous trash and we're smart enough not to follow the links he spams to that crap.
One of the few rules around here is that we ask each other to try to stay on topic of the given thread. For a guy who likes to preach about following the rules, di da sure does like to come in here and fling his shit all over the place. Then complain that everyone asks him to shut the fuck up, or begs the banhammer to fall on his big fat ass.
I guess rules are good for conservetards, unless and until they don't agree with them.
Like a 3rd grader that has shat his pants and runs through the room to make sure everyone gets a good, close look. But hey, he's mature and impervious to us, so whatevs…
di_di also loves following up his blatant lies with shouts of "where are your links? Citation needed!" whenever people point out that they are lies. Um, no, when they wanders into someone else's place and start spouting utter lunacy, they have no right to demand anything; it's like that time Buzz Aldrin was approached at a bar by a moon hoax conspiracy theorist demanding proof he was actually on the moon, Buzz appropriately responded by punching the crazy asshole out cold.
di_di is also so vain, he probably thinks this comment's about him.
Oh I wish I could give you more p's for cleverness!
He does seem to think he is in a monkey shit fight over at the zoo..
The San Francisco Examiner is a Breitbart site? Heheheheh
Too bad for you most folks don't have skulls more dense than depleted uranium.
We can tell yours is pretty dense though. Thanks for the compliment.
In all honesty, for trolls they are all really lame. I remember loving a good blog war, and at the very least you got either. a) real stupids, so much that you couldn't tell who were the fake wingnuts from Wonkette were, or b) someone who talked a good game and thought they were smart only to have you guys pwn them.
These guys are just… weird. And wicked obnoxious. People like this have ruined most news site forums and article comment fields.
Like Sarah Palin, these guys are living examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action, in that they manage to combine incredible stupidity with thinking they're very clever, so we get things like them laughing and calling us stupid when we point out something that's obviously flat out wrong (like "ha ha you claim the Nazis were right-wing but they had SOCIALIST in the party name).
I'm through with responding to these idiots, because nothing can get through their thick skulls, and am wondering why it's taken so long to ban them when they've ruined so many comment threads. And note to trolls: this does not violate the right to free speech, just as a bar throwing out an obnoxious customer doesn't violate their right to free assembly.
These guys are probably being paid by Freedom Works or one of the other such astroturfing tea bag group. They don't really find the best and brightest for these positions, but a bunch of willing dupes who need to make $4 per hour.
Why do progressives want to take away our 401Ks? http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGdV5o_s5MnFoAehVXNyo...
Hey I'm a progressive, and I didn't know that I wanted to take away my 401K. Wow, di da dum dee dumb, you've enlightened me yet again.
I have an idea that may help you get a clue. Grab an ear with each hand, pull until you hear the pop and smell fresh air, take a deep breath and say ahhh!
As if. Ha ha ha ha!
They didn't figure you were smart enough to let in on the deal. I hope there are folks out there who will actually read the link and think. Let's hear it;
Read the link and think, HEY!!
Read the link and think, HEY!!
Suddenly, the fail-trolls all start riding desperately on the red-text pony, their tiny paws dancing over their keyboards like a pack of obedient well-trained Husky bitches pulling a sleigh filled with rat-turds.
Attempting to click-whore on Wonkette for corporatist asshats … sheesh, I hope you at least GET PAID to be that sad. Oh well, if at first you don't get a clue, fail, fail again, eh, guys?
Shit up threads with crap links & be a dupe, HEY!!!
Shit up threads with crap links & be a dupe, HEY!!!
PROTIP: links will not make your penis get bigger.
News flash. Soros funded tripe gardens moveon, tides, and the huff and puff are infiltrated with common sense intellectuals. Wankette exclusive.
Can't read, huh?
Don't you remember? It was the Democrats that forced Dumbya to push for legislation to privatize Social Security? So, it only follows that we would want 401K's to go away too. And awhlso.
Sorry. I looked for the "Unions and progressives are looking to take our 401(k)s away" post, but I couldn't find it.
That hookworm infestation must be worse than we imagined.
Those teatards really seem to have the partying thing down.
Carl living it up on the Gayest Holiday of the entire calendar. Mmmmm I love the smell of irony.
Carl decided to be a douchebag for Halloween. And the other 364 days of the year, too.
Paladino sure knows how to choke a bitch. Her horrified face says "ok, i'll put the lotion in the basket"
I ran into the Rents Too Damn High Party candidate in Hells Kitchen last week.
It was awesome, got my photo taken too.
Looks like he went with the "weak-dick anti-black muslin schiester 60-something."
Look at the girl to the left's face!
He's the only one in that first photo without a double chin.
American youth FTW!
Maybe being an evil asshole is an undiscovered form of exercise. Oh wait, Rush Limbaugh debunked that.
Carl, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl (in 1990). He didn't choke her. Get it right!
Why does Kevin keep poopin his biggovmint URLS likes skidmarks in Brietbart's underwear everywhere (probably career military a.k.a. closet socialist.)
Anywho, who would you rather have a beer with, A Cuomo Abortion or the next GOD HATES FAGS govenor of Buffalo?
Ask half the swing voters who'll they'll vote for and they'll say who ever thinks will win (not who they like because they don't know anything about politics anyway.)
I've been wondering that myself since, really, this particular post has little or nothing that should warrant their attention. And, interspersed with this links (which I don't bother clicking, since I know they'll be stupid and/or racist), he and his fellow Brightfartians talk about our lack of intelligence and tolerance. Sorry no snark, but I guess I'll never understand the troll mentality.
58 year old, poorly aging, probably impotent white dude with a virile Black dictator as an avatar and an obsession with all things Obama.
Kevin's Towell is more Sad Troll than Fun Troll.
Yes Problem. The buddhist thing to do is to nurture compassion in your heart for the poor overweight diabetic (& hence the erectile dysfunction) emotionally disturbed. Telling us he is 58 was clearly a cry for help. For him and his kind … that's old.
As a Christian, I admit, my first reaction was to convert him to my way of thinking and/or eradicate him and his kind completely from the face of the Earth in the process. So thanks.
Lives in one of the furthest farthest region of Arizona, three hours from an interstate highway, if that helps round out the picture.
Can be found online rating his most recent purchases of furniture.
No, for real. He posted which Congressional District he lives in, and it all fell into place from there.
I'm guessing that most meaningful human contact (aside form wonkette here) is hand jobs from meth-addled, sunburnt women needing rides to Albuquerque. IF that.
Hmmm, I hadn't factored "brain fry from living in the AZ desert" into my profile of the douche, but it makes sense.
My guess about the troll: two ex-wives, anywhere from one to three estranged children and/or siblings, a personality generously described as "prickly," a really lonely guy who likes Breitbart sites because they are the only places on the planet he's found where he can talk to like-minded individuals who will tell him how awesome he is, and whose ego has been overly inflated by this praise. Like the other trolls who have so recently invaded, he gets a big ol' woody from posting those URLs, watching the wonkeratti respond with outrage, and then turning these threads into a bunch of wingnut chest-bumping/high-fiving/reach-arounds.
My experience is that anyone who has to keep telling you over and over, ad nauseum, how he is so smart and educated and individualistic and impervious to what us libtards think of him is actually pretty insecure–otherwise he wouldn't need to keep yapping about it. I'm sure some part of him gets off on the attention. After all if it wasn't for us he wouldn't have anyone to talk to except for his horses.
I keep saying this over and over, though I know I haven't always practiced it: just ignore 'em. Don't sink to their level. Let 'em howl into the void.
If the L33T TR0LLZ0RZ H@XF0RC3 isn't getting paid by the comment/link, they're chumping themselves … some "think-tanks" have been known to pay ambulatory gorks just like these ones to threadshit for The Great Cause That Will Enable Us To Finally Take Back Our Junta.
Why are we feeding these trolls?
Agreed.
"Seconded". These trolls suck. They're not even fun to make fun of.
I just started making fun of them. Yet already I grow bored because it is like shooting fish in a barrel. Picking on the willfully ignorant while fun grows tedious as they are not influenced by facts but by their obtuse dogma.
Some trolls are humorous and fun to play with. The trolls that aren't clever, are repetitious and mostly off topic merit only one of two responses:
1) silence
2) poopyhead
Please comment accordingly.
I've grown wary of option #2. Even that one word gives them something to respond to.
Seriously, does anyone out of their 20s do this crap? Oh yeah, I forgot, these are the sort of (old) grown men who also like to dress like Nazis. BTW, Carl, you're doing a fantastic impression of Jack the Ripper.
IGNORE THE FUCKING TROLLS YOU GUYS.
Could you speak up, please? I'm old and hard of hearing.
My apologies, BeWoot — I was just trying to cut through all the reply-amplified troll comment shit static that's increasingly befouling our beloved Wonkette.*
If the Editors aren't going to just cold banhammer fools for repeatedly posting idiotic off-topic links that reek of desperation and sadness, the least the Worthly Wokette Cunt Skum Brigade can do is to ignore the everloving fuck out of 'em until they realize that they're gonna have to find some other dumb poop blog to change their dirty adult diapers.
*(And I'll say it again and again — just as annoyingly loud — until such time as the banhammer finally strikes, or everyone here finally wises-up and stops encouraging this crap.)
No, seriously. Speak up. I'm old and hard of hearing. And by all means, do invoke the banhammer on these bozos. Loud as you want.
Dad?
Sweet Jeebus that poor girl standing next to him looks terrified.
It's the ever popular "creepy guy getting uncomfortably close to woman who can do nothing becuase he's got the excuse of trying to get in the picture" face.
one guess as to where he positioned his lower half
Make you a deal, Roscoe. Call off the rest of them off for the rest of the day and I'll go away. I got about a 22-hour drive to Cook County as I expect to vote like a Democrat tomorrow. Deal?
I've seen quite a bit of back-and-forth here but a low tolerance for assholes. Perhaps it's you and not us?
But I like your plan. By all means do drive to Chicago tomorrow. Since actual voter fraud is virtually unknown, the poll watchers — even in Chicago — never get to see it on the hoof. They can use the practice laughing in your face.
Oh please and make sure you take that racist video to Chicago with you. Show it around to some of the locals. Toodles have an unsafe trip.
Aw, Jack. It's too early in the week for a photoshop contest.
These are Paladino's kids from his other mistress, and he's taking them around the neighborhood as he has for the past 20 years, with lots and lots of liquor.
If he's pandering to the cullud vote with this one, it needs moor Othello.
He has the Bart Giammati "racoon eyes" in the picture above. Bart got those during the Pete Rose scandal, and died in a few weeks after they were as noticable.
Not long for the world!
Cuomo abortion blood? It looked like a Cheney hunting partner.
What'd you expect, people? We're talking Buffalo NY here.
Let's see if he sells his tale of woe about how her bush doesn't give him wood to Gawker…
The "W" pumpkin is the killer. Haha!
What's really weird is: it wasn't a costume party.
I believe this legally counts as a concession speech.
/// "Will the government outlaw your 401(k) plan? It seems like an absurd possibility, yet earlier this month two Democratic senators, Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, and Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., held a hearing on Capitol Hill exploring the possibility of doing exactly that.
On Oct. 8, the two senators from the Health, Education, Labor and Pensions (HELP) Committee held a hearing on "Retirement (In)security in America." Among the proposals discussed was "Guaranteed Retirement Accounts," or GRAs.
The purpose of the GRA proposal is simple: To force Americans to stop putting their retirement savings money into private 401(k) accounts and send their money to the government instead." ///
Mark Hemingway in the San Francisco Examiner http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGdV5o_s5MnFoAehVXNyo...
Are we sure that's blackface? It seems to have a purplish hue. Dude might be going as The Grimace's father or the wise, esteemed leader of the California Raisins.
Wow, I'm so jealous. I'd love to have a photo of myself and the future not-governor of New York.
Carl Paladino is the new Jay Mariotti. Lurking in a bar near you!
Kevin wants to cut a deal. He says he'll stop if I stop.
Bill and Hillary were going to go to a Halloween party last night but Hillary started to get the sniffles. When Bill came home, she said she wasn't going to go but that Bill could go without her. "Ok honey, thanks and I hope you feel better" the former President said as he went out the door.
An hour later Hillary started feeling better and decided to go ahead and go to the party. She stopped by the costume shop owned by one of their friends to pick out a costume. "Oh, hi Hillary. So glad your feeling better" the proprietor said, "You just missed your husband".
"What costume is Bill wearing tonight" Hilly inquired.
"Why, the Big Bad Wolf outfit, just like this one here.
"Ok, I'll take the Little Red Riding Hood costume".
Later, at the party Hilly looks and spots Bill chatting it up with a couple of young ladies."Now, he promised he was through with his fooling around days, I'll test him out, since he doesn't know I'm here" she thinks.
She gets his attention and blows him a kiss, then motions toward the door leading outside. In the parking lot they find a spot between cars and she goes down on him like a Hoover. Then he bends her over and does her every which way imaginable.
Leaving him panting and exhausted, she finds her car and leaves, thinking about how she is going to kick his ass when he gets home.
Later, Bill comes home to find Hilly reading a book. "Feeling better" he asks
"Much"she replies. "And just how did the party go?"
"Well, you know, I just couldn't go without you, so I went to Carvilles' house and he had some guys come over and we played poker. We really missed a good party though. I gave my costume to Howard Dean, and you'll never believe what happen to him !!!!"
"Whisht way is the Albany, damn it?"
That guy with the blood on his shirt must have had his whole head and shoulders up Paladino's ass!
Carl is such a party guy!
I have the sincere misfortune of residing in Western New York, and Paladino is rather a typical inhabitant of this blighted wasteland. Alabama with snow is an apt description.
http://tinyurl.com/27mv2g9
Wait, we sure Carl "The Soprano" Paladino isn't dressed up as Uncel Fester?
I am not so worried about Paladino becoming governor of my current home state. He will lose, and he will lose big. The upstate teatards have no chance of winning when NYC checks in.
My real concern is that my soon to be retirement home may actually elect Sharron Angle. That means that when I get there, instead of hanging around fapping over showgirls I will have to be out making sure she doesn't get reelected. Shit.
Nice O face, yo.
But, Wonkette, why didn't you post the FULL picture…below the waist they're all wearing speedos and rubbing against each other,,,,
WTF? Where is the frikkin Banhammer? C'mon Layne, wake up, stir your stumps, get a move on…. sheesh.
No really you want to bring the Catholics into this? I mean after all wasn't the arrest of Father Fondle and Father McPheely embarrassing enough for you guys. Not to mention the millions you dumped into the old collection plate to help pay off the legal bills. Sharp, you are very sharp.
Right next to your BanSickle.
Don't mind the tripe funded by the Kochs, Richard Mellon Scaife, The Hunt Brothers etc.
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