“Yo, fuck the media,” Sarah Palin says every morning, before going to work as a paid teevee media personality/shooting another episode of her reality teevee show, “Palin vs. Wild.” Do you see what’s happening here? The Media created Sarah Palin, and now this Alaskan Frankenstein creature has turned on them and will surely eat all their brains or maybe even call them mean names. And please stop feeling sorry for the media, because they totally deserve whatever Sarah Palin does to them, on Twitter. The media — especially in Alaska — has been plotting against Joe Miller since Day One. These soulless media hucksters are “corrupt bastards” who forced Joe Miller to compulsively lie and arrest people for asking questions. Truly despicable.
Palin largely blamed the Alaska media for Miller’s struggles, saying some members of the media are “complicit” with the Murkowski campaign in doing “anything” to get Murkowski elected. Wallace asked whether she was accusing Alaska reporters of conspiring with the Murkowski campaign.
Palin responded: “I’m saying that CBS reporters in the affiliate up there in Alaska on tape are saying, ‘Let’s find a child molester in the crowd as a supporter for Joe Miller; let’s blast that. Let’s concoct a Ron Paul moment there; let’s find any kind of chaos so that we can Tweet an alert saying, ‘Oh, there’s chaos. Joe Miller got punched.’ That’s sick. Those are corrupt bastards, Chris.”
Palin may have meant to refer to Rand Paul, the son of Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas). Rand Paul is the GOP Senate candidate in Kentucky, and video of one of his supporters assaulting a liberal activist made national news last week.
You think this is a joke, just because Sarah Palin doesn’t know that Ron and Rand are two different people? Well, The Politico has already unearthed all sorts of horrendous details about a plot to undermine Sarah Palin’s bid to save America in 2012. There are so many layers to this story; it is like a Conspiracy Onion:
Top Republicans in Washington and in the national GOP establishment say the 2010 campaign highlighted an urgent task that they will begin in earnest as soon as the elections are over: Stop Sarah Palin.
Oh noes. (Please let Sarah Palin run?) [CQ/Politico]
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She just needs to man up.
You can put manstick on a pit bull
There is surgery to attach one for her.
Bad enough seeing her cakehole vomiting word salad all the time. I have no desire to see her penis. Also.
That was brilliant. Really. I'd have fallen over my chair in surprise if Chris Wallace would have told her to "man up." Really, someone needs to heckle her with this and it needs to be caught on live television.
They may be "corrupt bastards" but they are OUR "corrupt bastards!"
She used the word "bastard" as an insult? What a retard.
She has also used the word "retard" as an insult. What a bastard.
Really, those media hounds are just a more corrupt version of her grandchild, is what she's saying. Give the kid time, give him time…
I'm sure her base-born grandchild won't care.
She's insulting her own bastard grandson!
Those living in glass trailers shouldn't throw stones.
Its Inglorious, Corrupt Basterds to you Sarah.
Takes one to know one.
Calling Palin a bastard is an insult to bastards.
Apologize to Tripp
Gah, I made the mistake of watching her interview yesterday morning, and it really ruined me for the whole day. The sight and (especially) sound of that woman saps my spirit. I was reaching for the whiskey bottle pretty early, let me tell you.
That would imply that at some point yesterday, you put the bottle down. I admire you.
I love Slap Shot. I watch it every day. Are you a drunk single mom that loves Slap Shot? What are you wearing?
And they have folks just like Sarah's kids playing with race cars.
It helps if you turn off the sound and make noise like Donald Duck. She actually starts make sense that way.
Did it increase her IQ and sex appeal?
I think live blogging her Victory\Quitting speech is what finally killed Gawker Jim.
Even a broken ex-half-term Governor is right twice a day.
Yeah, but at least she'd field dress those brains before eating them.
For more on the grifter's media whoredom, see child typist extraordinaire: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/...
I played this video and turned the volume way up. Almost immediately, the paint started peeling off the walls.
Did all the dogs in the neighborhood start howling?
I posted the same comment on Breitbart yesterday and, so far, I have received an astounding -462
You were mentioned several times at the Wonkette party Friday night: That "meta-something" guy who always goes into the breach, etc.
The secret of your high negatives revealed. Let's all try it!
I noticed your recent progress toward Absolute Zero. Now I know why. You go to Brietfart so I don't have to. My thanks.
Too bad the p ratings aren't in kelvins.
I don't think my liver could handle those sites.
come to think of it, I don't think my liver is going to be up to the next couple months…
I'd suggest we all go over to Breitbart for a circle jerk/round of chest bumps, but that might just attract more of those dickheads over here.
you need to run right out and get yourself a patent or a trademark or something on that. you could go into business-or better yet, sell franchises–on the hottest new 21st-century paint-stripping technology. call it "the grifter stripper," or something like that–"snowbilly paint removal."
i can see the dollars rolling in from every direction. i get a 40% take, seeing's how this is my idea and all.
And you can star in the infomercial!
call me tony and i'll flash a perfect and dazzling smile.
How high does the volume need to be turned to removed paint from steel? I have a spiral staircase that needs some "palin".
I cannot believe that our snowbilly grifter princess used the word "complicit". More likely she said "complicted" or "replicit".
As for calling people bastards, doesn't she have a bumper sticker that says, "Ask me about my bastard grandchild"? Just sayin'
When the 24 hours news cycle has skipped you for a few days, you got to find some phoney outrage about something (It's wired into the wing-nutter attention-whore mind, see Brietbart, et. al.)
Nah, they won't show up to troll on this for another 2-3 days, as per usual…
They seemed to have mostly died down towards the end of last week, with everyone just ignoring them; but then I saw they came back over the weekend.
We've discovered the antidote to di da and Kevin Stowell. Engage them in a serious discussion over specific Conservative policies or ideas, wait for them to respond, then hold a mirror up to their response for them to see what a mess they are. That usually runs them off with a "ohhh, look, it's getting late" or something.
Probably lost power at the Freedom Works posting bunker, once it was restored they are back.
For someone who is trying to earn street cred by hating the media, she sure spends a lot of time getting them to pay attention to her.
I guess the irony is lost on her minions.
Why is everyone acting like they are different people?
Politicians, on the other hand, are pure as the driven snow.
I am reminded of a Tallulah Bankhead twist on that phrase, in which she claimed to be "pure as the driven slush".
Mae West: "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted…"
Or should that be "grifted?"
I think ZZ Top lifted that line as well, in their wonderful ode to liquid jewelry Pearl Necklace.
So CBS is working with the Republican establishment to get an incumbent senator re-elected?
Was she on 'shrooms when she did the interview?
Joe Miller does kind of look like a child molester…
Really? Why? Did he move next door to Piper's bedroom window?
Edited: Oh, for god's sake. Before my pee number suffers any more, the link is to a TBogg post where he points out that Sarah herself loves to insinuate that people she doesn't like are child molesters.
There is no pee number.
So you have no pee-ness?
I've always thought Joe looked like the coach of the freshman girls's tennis team who makes inappropriate remarks/flirtations toward his charges.
He always looks very sweaty.
Whoever typed up this transcript is being exceedingly generous; $arah has never seen a semicolon.
It's like being a translator – sometimes you have to paraphrase what's being said to make the translation recognizable to the recipient.
A semicolon is when she has her head half-way up her ass.
That mean old Alaskan media, trying to destroy Joe Miller with outrageous tactics like trying to ask him questions and looking into his background! Why, they've never done that with any other political candidate.
The Grift's got that snapping turtle delivery and crazy eyes like Gramma has when she get her Halydon last. I pray Jeebus that her breakdown occurs on TV
You should get a new TV. Her breakdowns have been occurring on my set since McCain's handlers first pushed her on stage.
Wow! I can see it now! 2012: The Republicans join with the Democrats to finally purge this nation of the soul corrupting influence of the Grifter & her minions!
It will almost make the next two years of stagnation and gov. shutdowns worth it…
And she's just dying to release that tape — if only she had access to some sort of mass media outlet that could broadcast it for her. Or maybe it's being digitized from the original vinyl. Or translated from some obscure Inuit dialect. Anyway, it's mysteriously not available to be played right now — alas for the elusive and inconvenient nature of our digital media, now the truth might never come out.
In the immortal words of the brilliant political satirist Bugs Bunny: "What a maroon."
She wants to eat/bite the hand that strokes her.
Does she not know a bastard is a child created from the union of a politician and the media?
"this Alaskan Frankenstein creature has turned on them and will surely eat all their brains"
be on your guard. after she eats all those media brains, she's still going to be mighty hungry, for they are all tiny and fluffy, being mostly air.
You all should watch that interview with the RNC chairman. Classic Steele!
Bring. It. On. The grifticunt taken down by GOP whisper campaigns–who says this isn't a great country?
Why whisper? Just yell from the rooftops that she is a stupid quitter who fails at everything except taking money from horny old conservative men and women who regard her a some kind of religious figure.
Whisper, because the louder the criticism, the greater her victimhood becomes. Rooftop screaming would only work to her advantage. Trust the GOP on how to destroy their own.
It will just end up being another Republiklan Epic Fail. Bible Spice will get her ass handed to her by the Republiklan Party Machine in Iowa and New Hamphire, so she will decide to run as an Independent/Tea Bagger since she has been called upon by Gawd to save America from us Gawdless Heathens.
That should completely fracture what is left of the Republiklan Party, letting President Obama win by landslide and Congress return to Democratic control.
Maybe the lessons learned from the next two years will finally get Obama to quit trying to play Mr. Nice Guy and get some real change accomplished.
I love the prez, but we've been waiting for him to learn that lesson for a while now.
My theory is that she and Todd will move the Palin clan to LA, do a reality show for a few years, and then she will run against Jerry Brown for #CAGOV at the next opportunity.
I can see Todd now, his snowmobile stuck in some sand with a big sad on his face.
Hooray!
And I can see him in West Hollywood with something else stuck on his face.
Sand nothing. Stuck on the 405 at rush hour. Plus maybe he'll freak out at all the helicopters overhead, thinking any one of them could be his wife with a hunting rifle — oh, the Palins in L.A. would be fun fun fun.
The Beverly Snowbillies! With Levi Johnston as Jethro and Greta Van Susteren as Miss Jane Hathaway!
She can be Governor of California & Willard "Mittens" Romney can be Governor of Utah. It will bring new meaning to "Fifty States Strategy" — be Gov in each state.
If Lisa Murkowski wins, I would imagine the Palins will have no choice but to leave Alaska.
If Sarah does a reality show that will be her first brush with reality since she lost Miss Alaska.
Riley, with so much good material to work with, it's not surprising that you overlooked this little Mobius-strip-like turdlet Sarah dropped:
“We want to make sure that the fundamentals are there, the fundamentals, the principles, that can allow this base of security and economic prosperity for this nation,” she said. “We can’t afford to compromise on principle thinking that we’re ever going to reach those goals.”
The idiocy; it is delicious!
What language is that? It's like English but with the word order turned on its head and every 3rd word replaced with one that means the exact opposite.
I believe it's what's called Sarah-bonics. Or at least that's according to all those cunning linguists.
Sarahbonics. Perfect! Can we please incorporate that into the Wonkette vernacular? Any time a person is caught making word salad, we call it Sarahbonics.
Word salad, yes. But as salads go, this one is nutritionally bankrupt.
That is just plain hard to read. It's akin to riding a bike blindfolded. Argh.
<!begin="sarah palin/corky st claire rant"!>
We're not just talkin' about, you know, somethin' else, were talking about MY life, you know? And it's forcing me to do somethin' I don't wanna do. To leave. To, to go out and just leave and go home and say, make a clean cut here and say "no way, Mamma Grizzly, you're not puttin' up with these people!" And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people: because you're BASTARD people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people! And I'm goin' home and I'm gonna… I'm gonna BITE MY PILLOW, is what I'm gonna do!
I demand an apology to Tripp!
In Teatard Land (Real 'Merka!!!), Tripp needs to apologize to Sarah.
Miller? Why does Palin think so little of pedophiles?
Who doesn't want to punch Joe Miller? But notice how in Sarah World, Miller is the victim. How do they do this?
they do that every time someone gets in under the soles of their jackboots. i don't know how, either.
Well, we know her "cycle" now.
This is a serious question:
If she runs in 2012, will she finally insult the "lamestream media" during the primaries enough to end their infatuation with her? 'Cause without them dutifully reporting all of her little chickenshit communiques, she's fucking toast. Isn't she??
You forgot one thing: Our new Republican congress will rewrite election laws so that Presidential elections are now decided by the number of Facebook friends someone has. Presidential debates will take place on Twitter, and Wonkette will be banned for telling the TROOF.
Hah! Sadly, the snark's on us. She doesn't win the online popularity contests, either.
Here's what'll really make you sick: this shows how complicit the "lamestream media" is in creating this grifting nightmare.
Does this mean Ashton Kutcher will be our next president? I will move to Canada then.
Beware – Justin Beiber will be the President of Canada. Or Prime Minister, also.
Too late, I think. I suspect that there are now a cadre of hover-craft voters who will rally to her in sufficient numbers to win in major states like Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. She not only projects, but exemplifies the fond belief that the issues confronting America are not complex or challenging if you just believe. A Peter Pan candidacy might just be enough to get her nominated. The scary thing is it might even be enough to get her elected.
Twogoats. That's a win. For some reason I got this idea of writing a screenplay about a candidate, then Presidential bid winner with all of Sarah's characteristics. The movie ends in thermo-nuclear destruction.
In other words, The Dead Zone without the happy ending?
Good morning, at dawn today we are all corrupt zombie basturds.
"Top Republicans in Washington and in the national GOP establishment say the 2010 campaign highlighted an urgent task that they will begin in earnest as soon as the elections are over: Stop Sarah Palin."
there's always the bremer option. stay tuned.
I always "concoct a Ron Paul moment" about two hours after I have eaten chili con carne.
From Sullivan on this:
…Palin's vanity is her weakspot. She wants to be the Republican Queen Esther and the Tea Party's Joan of Arc. At some point, she needs to pick which delusional fantasy she's going to run on, and stick with it.
I've already picked my delusional Sarah Palin fantasy.
Let's just say it involves a bear costume, an M-16, and a 45-gallon drum of lubricant. And through there is no Joan of Arc component to this fantasy, she still does end up burning to death.
I can hear the Rovian push-polling now:
"Sarah Palin's daughter had an illegimate child out of wedlock while campaigning on family values"
"Sarah Palin spent 100s of thousands of dollars on clothing and luxury hotels paid for out of campaign slush funds while campaigning on fiscal conservatism"
"Sarah Palin resigned from office halfway through her term as Governor to take a high-paying job in the elite northeast liberal media"
Oh wait, all those are true. Damn, they're gonna have to come up with some nasty stuff to lie about, what with all the completely true nasty things about this bitch.
Hookworms.
Pause the snark, I'm sick of looking at and hearing about this snowbilly cunt. Someone please bury her in the arctic ice for 400,000 yrs (aka The Thing ).
"Frankenstein creature?" When do we get to cast her adrift on an ice floe?
Calling Palin a Frankenstein's Monster is insulting to Frankenstein's Monster!
Frankenstein's Monster was redeemed in the end! Didn't you watch Van Helsing on TNT this weekend?
And the Monster only went bad because Frankenstein abandoned and ignored him, repulsed by his creation's ugliness. If only the media would have done the same with Sarah.
Good point. Begs the question — is the "lamestream media" capable of being sufficiently repulsed to abandon this creature?
In that photo caption – Snowcunt looks like she is saying, "what's the last sound you hear before one of Christine O'Donell's 6" pubes hit the floor? PPPPHHHTTTooy!"
in her defense, if anyone knows bastards, it would be the grandmother of one.
or 2
But only one of them was born corrupted.
Whenever I read about Palin, I'm reminded of the line uttered by the
Sith Lord Cheney when he first met her: "The Stupid is strong with this one."
Karma is such a bastard.
Sarah Palin complaining about the media is like a mushroom complaining about shit and darkness.
That is excellent, Sir.
Circulation for the Daily Shit & Darkness is in the toilet, but now there's an iPad app.
Hahaha, I just snort laughed (loudly) in a quiet sea of cubicles. thank you sir.
If I were a Democratic operative, I would be pouring as much money into a Palin For President fund as I could.
That's what the KKK once said about every black candidate that would run – then they would giggle and giggle. Oops.
Sure, promoting this trailer-park Hitlerette couldn't possibly have terrifying, unforeseen consequences.
And Bill Krystal, who recommended her to McCain.
Are you sure that John McCain is really John McCain? You can make a reasonable argument that the real McCain was kidnapped in 2002 and replaced by Milton Berle. Yeah, Uncle Miltie would have had to have had some plastic surgery – but hey what about the facial puffiness? In recent history, only Uncle Miltie would the hutzpah to have gone so far over the top to tap that snowbillie grifter for VEEP, and just for a laugh. Just for a laugh.
No uncle Miltie was famous for having a huge dick. McCain on the other hand is a needle dick bug fucker.
The transcript of her "big announcement" about the secret taping makes it clear that poor Sarah has suffered terrible media torture for 2 years, Andy! Except for the Fox patriots I guess. Those probing questions about reading and Supreme court decisions are hard, and hard hurts! It is a terrible conspiracy to make Lisa the new Snow Queen!
"We have the tape, Chris, and I can't wait until it busts out all over the nation to show what it is, that we — kind of what I put up with for two years now with the media — but what Joe Miller is faced with in dealing with somebody who feels — Lisa Murkowski — so entitled to that seat that she and some of her people, including some complicit in the media will do anything. They will stop at nothing to allow Lisa Murkowski to get back, elected.
You would think the day before election everyone would be running that like a James O'Quief production.
Well Sarah when you signed a contract with Fox News you became part of the news media. And I know of no one in the media who is more corrupt and money grubbing than you. So finally Sarah said something I can agree with.
palin is not against the media; she only hates the ones that have the nerve to ask her Qs she cannot answer. she loves FauxNews and
any other media that will pay her to gobble her grizzly nonsense.
well, we had one moron in the White House (dubya), so the american voters being the ignorant dolts they are, it would not surprise me if this grifter wins in 2012 and sits her fundament in the White House.
go america, go.
If she is elected in 2012 it won't be because american voters are stupid. It would be because they subconsciously are afraid of america getting a prolonged tan.
What happened to the Carl Paladino post that is in my RSS feed but no longer at Wonkette?Did Carl threaten you? You can tell us!
Carl threatened to "take it out", and then he did just that, along with his horse porn and zombie cock.
Sarah, dumb as a stump. My apologies to all stumps.
Oh man, you just reminded me of my very first Wonkette photo desecration, from back when I was a total Trig at the Photoshop: Two Palins, One Stump.
That image'll be haunting my nightmares…
We can finally all agree with Snowbilly and her followers, in that we all think she should run. The GOP establishment is our common adversary. But we should use extreme caution. Eventually we'd have to come to terms with the cold hard fact that millions of people would be happy to have her in the WH.
Alaska's father of the infamous Corrupt Bastards Club was oil services executive Bill Allen. The State GOP and Juneau lawmakers were cheap and easy for him, much like his 15 year old prostitutes.
The Gas-Line to nowhere would have never made it onto Palin's resume if VECO CEO Bill Allen had been in the lobby in Juneau rather than in federal court in Anchorage. Until FBI agents raided VECO's offices and the homes of the state legislators he was bribing, Allen's oil-service company was the industry's muscle in the legislature. With Big Oil impaired, Palin had a free run to conflate her 'energy' creds.
Kicker is, Mayor Palin drove from her home in Wasilla to Bill Allen's Cook Inlet spread to sip wine and take what amounted to 10% of her budget to run for Lt. Governor in 2001.
Sarah would be nothing without Corrupt Bastards and the Media. Touché.
Pair that to Evan "Soft-wood" Bayh trying to primary Obama, & 2012 will be a jilarious year.
Yeah, I think it must be a thumbs-up reach-around daisy chain over there, they just scroll through the threads and thumb each other up all day long. Then Metamarc shows up over there and says she's NOT the Messiah, and they eat his juniper bushes.
Where's your Messiah now?!
Where's your Moses now?!
Hey, lay off the Precious Little Angel–he'll probably end up a far better human being than his mom, after all…
No need to include the world "probably" in your statement. He already is a better human than his mom.
I just love it when she talks dirty.
I bet she spells it Basterd meedea.
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