Was Pedobear At Comedy Central Rally? Yes He Can!

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Alert the Central California/Oklahoma sheriff's departments.If not for known Islamic person Cat “Yusuf” Stevens singing a terrorist song about the desire for peace on Saturday, this picture would be the most offensive thing to come out of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally on the National Mall.

Our beloved Wonkette operatives, Mr. & Mrs. Mumbletypeg, sent this wonderful photograph and also went to the Wonkette Halloween Party. And yet they were not arrested and sent back to Kenya. Why not?

Tragic.Meanwhile, in Seattle, it rained. And some people went outside anyway, to hold a ritualistic “The Comedy Thing In D.C. Is Not Happening Here, Even Though We Technically Live In ‘Washington.’” Thanks to Wonkette operative “At Fyfe” or something like that … we can’t really figure out that name.

Yeah, and what's your point?Now you know why the person ahead of you in the voting booth is taking so long. Photo by famous Wonkette operative “Lily E.”

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