Was Pedobear At Comedy Central Rally? Yes He Can!
If not for known Islamic person Cat "Yusuf" Stevens singing a terrorist song about the desire for peace on Saturday, this picture would be the most offensive thing to come out of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally on the National Mall.
Our beloved Wonkette operatives, Mr. & Mrs. Mumbletypeg, sent this wonderful photograph andalsowent to the Wonkette Halloween Party. And yet they were not arrested and sent back to Kenya. Why not ?
Meanwhile, in Seattle, it rained. And some people went outside anyway, to hold a ritualistic "The Comedy Thing In D.C. Is Not Happening Here, Even Though We Technically Live In 'Washington.'"Thanks to Wonkette operative "At Fyfe" or something like that ... we can't really figure out that name.
Now you know why the person ahead of you in the voting booth is taking so long. Photo by famous Wonkette operative "Lily E."
"Just the head" and "spit don't swallow"
Ozzy + bats are the holy grail of euphemisms
Then why did the Four Fathers feel it necessary to give us courts and judges, oh wise one? We have nine supreme court justices, always arguing and debating back and forth about what the rulebook says. Washington, Jefferson, Adams et al should have been as smart as you, then they would have written the Contstitution, and given us one Judge Of America to read it to us and tell us what to do. God, you're smart.