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Do Not Forget About Tonight’s Wonkette Halloween Party In DC!

by Ken Layne  5:08 pm October 29, 2010

All the details are right here! Do not forget! It starts in an hour, basically — so get your ladybug costume and witch hat and run to the Big Hunt in Dupont.

{ 31 comments }

Doglessliberal October 29, 2010 at 5:24 pm

We are coming, sheesh. Discussing parking right now.

twogoats October 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Would you mind standing in an available parking space? Will be along in about an hour.

Doglessliberal October 29, 2010 at 5:26 pm

And if Layne really cared about us, he'd be there.

chascates October 29, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Odds are the Christine O'Donnell witch costume will be most prevalent.

Crank_Tango October 29, 2010 at 6:46 pm

I figured I could go as COD if I just let the bush grow out. Not that I am a chick, but I don't think that matters much, everyone would totally get it.

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 1:13 am

I can only speak for myself, but if you're gonna be showin it off, I'm happy you're not a chick. *raises an eyebrow and winks*

Crank_Tango October 30, 2010 at 10:56 am

LOL just lemme know where to send the pics.

HistoriCat October 29, 2010 at 5:31 pm

For those of us exiled to far-flung regions of the country:
Pics or GTFO

SayItWithWookies October 29, 2010 at 5:38 pm

I will be acting especially boorish this evening in the spirit of things — I hope some of y'all saved snowballs from this winter to throw at passing unmarked police cars!

lochnessmonster October 29, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Were I in DC I would not forget it but I'm not so I will.

johnnyzhivago October 29, 2010 at 6:04 pm

I call blatant geographic discrimination! Why are these always in Washington?? Why haven't you done one in New Jersey?

V572625694 October 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I can't go and don't have anything funny to say here, but wanted to see another cat 'gravatar' in the lineup.

johnnyzhivago October 29, 2010 at 10:48 pm

My cats send you meow points…

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 1:07 am

Aww. Here's a point from Kitty Sanchez, too.

OCKerouac October 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm

I will make every attempt to get so drunk at the event I attend that I'll THINK I'm in DC with the Wokette Skum.

natoslug October 29, 2010 at 6:38 pm

So . . . who's driving? I need someone to pick me up in Arcata, CA. I don't like to stay out too late these days, so I'll probably also need a ride home around midnight. anybody?

Ken Layne October 29, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Arcata? Just smoke a bowl, and the party will come to you.

/meaning, there might be a good movie on the teevee or something.

natoslug October 29, 2010 at 7:07 pm

Just smoke a bowl? That's stereotyping, that is! Just because I live in Humboldt doesn't mean . . . oh, yeah. Right, pizza, a Buffy marathon and a hazy shade of something it is then. And not just because you didn't want me at your elitist DC Halloween bash. < sniff! >

Crank_Tango October 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Any ladies in Rochester wanna party? Huh?

Monsieur_Grumpe October 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm

I've created little cardboard cutouts of all the editors and interns of Wonkette. They're all placed around a little Barbie kitchen set that I “borrowed” from some kid in the neighborhood. Every tiny figure has a genuine Wisconsin firecracker glued to their ass. Sometime around midnight or just before I pass out, I'll light the fuse and face the direction of the Wonkette Halloween party, which I wasn't able to attend, and raise my glass. Salute my friends!

natoslug October 29, 2010 at 8:02 pm

Adds greater poignancy to the term "blow it out yer ass!"

Limeylizzie October 29, 2010 at 8:10 pm

I am sharing my sushi with my foster cat, Trevor and wishing I was able to be there ,dressed as Colette the brave yet softly yielding French Resistance operative…

bagofmice October 29, 2010 at 8:46 pm

Does this involve one breast hanging out?

easynewz October 30, 2010 at 5:24 am

'Allo, 'allo and cheers, Lizzie. I shall be dressed as Leclerc (in disguise, of course).

finallyhappy October 29, 2010 at 8:25 pm

Sorry, could not make it tonight(and I did buy chocolate too). Look for old me tomorrow- my sign says "We!" I should be easy to find among the many attendees-I am old and you know what I look like-or not.

HurricaneAli October 29, 2010 at 8:46 pm

Agh, I wish I could be there! Is there a way you could live-blog it with streaming from c-span?

bagofmice October 29, 2010 at 8:48 pm

I'm at a bar downloading apps. Have fun guys!

johnnyzhivago October 29, 2010 at 10:49 pm

You can't say that anymore without sending a dollar to Apple.

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 1:01 am

Pictures, pictures, pictures! Post 'em! Some of us are out here in the hinterlands, far from D.C., and we're feeling very left out and dejected! *kicks at rocks*

It would cheer us right up if you could post the most drunken Wonkette fuckos doing stuff that will embarrass them when they sober up maybe in a few days. Please??

MissTaken October 30, 2010 at 9:11 am

Wonkette fuckos don't understand "sober up". We just stay drunk.

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 11:26 am

Yeah, I figured. I'm jealous.

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