IN THE DEVIL'S KITCHEN  5:08 pm October 29, 2010

Do Not Forget About Tonight’s Wonkette Halloween Party In DC!

by Ken Layne

All the details are right here! Do not forget! It starts in an hour, basically — so get your ladybug costume and witch hat and run to the Big Hunt in Dupont.

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Hola wonkerados.

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Doglessliberal October 29, 2010 at 5:24 pm

We are coming, sheesh. Discussing parking right now.

twogoats October 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Would you mind standing in an available parking space? Will be along in about an hour.

Doglessliberal October 29, 2010 at 5:26 pm

And if Layne really cared about us, he'd be there.

chascates October 29, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Odds are the Christine O'Donnell witch costume will be most prevalent.

Crank_Tango October 29, 2010 at 6:46 pm

I figured I could go as COD if I just let the bush grow out. Not that I am a chick, but I don't think that matters much, everyone would totally get it.

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 1:13 am

I can only speak for myself, but if you're gonna be showin it off, I'm happy you're not a chick. *raises an eyebrow and winks*

Crank_Tango October 30, 2010 at 10:56 am

LOL just lemme know where to send the pics.

HistoriCat October 29, 2010 at 5:31 pm

For those of us exiled to far-flung regions of the country:
Pics or GTFO

SayItWithWookies October 29, 2010 at 5:38 pm

I will be acting especially boorish this evening in the spirit of things — I hope some of y'all saved snowballs from this winter to throw at passing unmarked police cars!

lochnessmonster October 29, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Were I in DC I would not forget it but I'm not so I will.

johnnyzhivago October 29, 2010 at 6:04 pm

I call blatant geographic discrimination! Why are these always in Washington?? Why haven't you done one in New Jersey?

V572625694 October 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I can't go and don't have anything funny to say here, but wanted to see another cat 'gravatar' in the lineup.

johnnyzhivago October 29, 2010 at 10:48 pm

My cats send you meow points…

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 1:07 am

Aww. Here's a point from Kitty Sanchez, too.

OCKerouac October 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm

I will make every attempt to get so drunk at the event I attend that I'll THINK I'm in DC with the Wokette Skum.

natoslug October 29, 2010 at 6:38 pm

So . . . who's driving? I need someone to pick me up in Arcata, CA. I don't like to stay out too late these days, so I'll probably also need a ride home around midnight. anybody?

Ken Layne October 29, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Arcata? Just smoke a bowl, and the party will come to you.

/meaning, there might be a good movie on the teevee or something.

natoslug October 29, 2010 at 7:07 pm

Just smoke a bowl? That's stereotyping, that is! Just because I live in Humboldt doesn't mean . . . oh, yeah. Right, pizza, a Buffy marathon and a hazy shade of something it is then. And not just because you didn't want me at your elitist DC Halloween bash. < sniff! >

Crank_Tango October 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Any ladies in Rochester wanna party? Huh?

Monsieur_Grumpe October 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm

I've created little cardboard cutouts of all the editors and interns of Wonkette. They're all placed around a little Barbie kitchen set that I “borrowed” from some kid in the neighborhood. Every tiny figure has a genuine Wisconsin firecracker glued to their ass. Sometime around midnight or just before I pass out, I'll light the fuse and face the direction of the Wonkette Halloween party, which I wasn't able to attend, and raise my glass. Salute my friends!

natoslug October 29, 2010 at 8:02 pm

Adds greater poignancy to the term "blow it out yer ass!"

Limeylizzie October 29, 2010 at 8:10 pm

I am sharing my sushi with my foster cat, Trevor and wishing I was able to be there ,dressed as Colette the brave yet softly yielding French Resistance operative…

bagofmice October 29, 2010 at 8:46 pm

Does this involve one breast hanging out?

easynewz October 30, 2010 at 5:24 am

'Allo, 'allo and cheers, Lizzie. I shall be dressed as Leclerc (in disguise, of course).

finallyhappy October 29, 2010 at 8:25 pm

Sorry, could not make it tonight(and I did buy chocolate too). Look for old me tomorrow- my sign says "We!" I should be easy to find among the many attendees-I am old and you know what I look like-or not.

HurricaneAli October 29, 2010 at 8:46 pm

Agh, I wish I could be there! Is there a way you could live-blog it with streaming from c-span?

bagofmice October 29, 2010 at 8:48 pm

I'm at a bar downloading apps. Have fun guys!

johnnyzhivago October 29, 2010 at 10:49 pm

You can't say that anymore without sending a dollar to Apple.

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 1:01 am

Pictures, pictures, pictures! Post 'em! Some of us are out here in the hinterlands, far from D.C., and we're feeling very left out and dejected! *kicks at rocks*

It would cheer us right up if you could post the most drunken Wonkette fuckos doing stuff that will embarrass them when they sober up maybe in a few days. Please??

MissTaken October 30, 2010 at 9:11 am

Wonkette fuckos don't understand "sober up". We just stay drunk.

Kitty_Sanchez October 30, 2010 at 11:26 am

Yeah, I figured. I'm jealous.

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