All the details are right here! Do not forget! It starts in an hour, basically — so get your ladybug costume and witch hat and run to the Big Hunt in Dupont.
IN THE DEVIL'S KITCHEN
October 29, 2010
Political Wire
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We are coming, sheesh. Discussing parking right now.
Would you mind standing in an available parking space? Will be along in about an hour.
And if Layne really cared about us, he'd be there.
Odds are the Christine O'Donnell witch costume will be most prevalent.
I figured I could go as COD if I just let the bush grow out. Not that I am a chick, but I don't think that matters much, everyone would totally get it.
I can only speak for myself, but if you're gonna be showin it off, I'm happy you're not a chick. *raises an eyebrow and winks*
LOL just lemme know where to send the pics.
For those of us exiled to far-flung regions of the country:
Pics or GTFO
I will be acting especially boorish this evening in the spirit of things — I hope some of y'all saved snowballs from this winter to throw at passing unmarked police cars!
Were I in DC I would not forget it but I'm not so I will.
I call blatant geographic discrimination! Why are these always in Washington?? Why haven't you done one in New Jersey?
I can't go and don't have anything funny to say here, but wanted to see another cat 'gravatar' in the lineup.
My cats send you meow points…
Aww. Here's a point from Kitty Sanchez, too.
I will make every attempt to get so drunk at the event I attend that I'll THINK I'm in DC with the Wokette Skum.
So . . . who's driving? I need someone to pick me up in Arcata, CA. I don't like to stay out too late these days, so I'll probably also need a ride home around midnight. anybody?
Arcata? Just smoke a bowl, and the party will come to you.
/meaning, there might be a good movie on the teevee or something.
Just smoke a bowl? That's stereotyping, that is! Just because I live in Humboldt doesn't mean . . . oh, yeah. Right, pizza, a Buffy marathon and a hazy shade of something it is then. And not just because you didn't want me at your elitist DC Halloween bash. < sniff! >
Any ladies in Rochester wanna party? Huh?
I've created little cardboard cutouts of all the editors and interns of Wonkette. They're all placed around a little Barbie kitchen set that I “borrowed” from some kid in the neighborhood. Every tiny figure has a genuine Wisconsin firecracker glued to their ass. Sometime around midnight or just before I pass out, I'll light the fuse and face the direction of the Wonkette Halloween party, which I wasn't able to attend, and raise my glass. Salute my friends!
Adds greater poignancy to the term "blow it out yer ass!"
I am sharing my sushi with my foster cat, Trevor and wishing I was able to be there ,dressed as Colette the brave yet softly yielding French Resistance operative…
Does this involve one breast hanging out?
'Allo, 'allo and cheers, Lizzie. I shall be dressed as Leclerc (in disguise, of course).
Sorry, could not make it tonight(and I did buy chocolate too). Look for old me tomorrow- my sign says "We!" I should be easy to find among the many attendees-I am old and you know what I look like-or not.
Agh, I wish I could be there! Is there a way you could live-blog it with streaming from c-span?
I'm at a bar downloading apps. Have fun guys!
You can't say that anymore without sending a dollar to Apple.
Pictures, pictures, pictures! Post 'em! Some of us are out here in the hinterlands, far from D.C., and we're feeling very left out and dejected! *kicks at rocks*
It would cheer us right up if you could post the most drunken Wonkette fuckos doing stuff that will embarrass them when they sober up maybe in a few days. Please??
Wonkette fuckos don't understand "sober up". We just stay drunk.
Yeah, I figured. I'm jealous.
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