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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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    1. Crank_Tango

      I figured I could go as COD if I just let the bush grow out. Not that I am a chick, but I don't think that matters much, everyone would totally get it.

      1. Kitty_Sanchez

        I can only speak for myself, but if you're gonna be showin it off, I'm happy you're not a chick. *raises an eyebrow and winks*

  1. SayItWithWookies

    I will be acting especially boorish this evening in the spirit of things — I hope some of y'all saved snowballs from this winter to throw at passing unmarked police cars!

  2. V572625694

    I can't go and don't have anything funny to say here, but wanted to see another cat 'gravatar' in the lineup.

  3. natoslug

    So . . . who's driving? I need someone to pick me up in Arcata, CA. I don't like to stay out too late these days, so I'll probably also need a ride home around midnight. anybody?

      1. natoslug

        Just smoke a bowl? That's stereotyping, that is! Just because I live in Humboldt doesn't mean . . . oh, yeah. Right, pizza, a Buffy marathon and a hazy shade of something it is then. And not just because you didn't want me at your elitist DC Halloween bash. < sniff! >

  4. Monsieur_Grumpe

    I've created little cardboard cutouts of all the editors and interns of Wonkette. They're all placed around a little Barbie kitchen set that I “borrowed” from some kid in the neighborhood. Every tiny figure has a genuine Wisconsin firecracker glued to their ass. Sometime around midnight or just before I pass out, I'll light the fuse and face the direction of the Wonkette Halloween party, which I wasn't able to attend, and raise my glass. Salute my friends!

  5. Limeylizzie

    I am sharing my sushi with my foster cat, Trevor and wishing I was able to be there ,dressed as Colette the brave yet softly yielding French Resistance operative…

  6. finallyhappy

    Sorry, could not make it tonight(and I did buy chocolate too). Look for old me tomorrow- my sign says "We!" I should be easy to find among the many attendees-I am old and you know what I look like-or not.

  7. HurricaneAli

    Agh, I wish I could be there! Is there a way you could live-blog it with streaming from c-span?

  8. Kitty_Sanchez

    Pictures, pictures, pictures! Post 'em! Some of us are out here in the hinterlands, far from D.C., and we're feeling very left out and dejected! *kicks at rocks*

    It would cheer us right up if you could post the most drunken Wonkette fuckos doing stuff that will embarrass them when they sober up maybe in a few days. Please??

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