- Journalism jumped the shark (again!) when our ex-godmother Gawker posted a mean thing about our beloved sybil Christine O’Donnell — despite holding back the juiciest details.
- Coincidentally(?), Christine also developed a taste for human flesh.
- Top-secret plans confirm that a gulag of communists (Sheryl Crow) will descend upon DC to slander Glenn Beck.
- Alaska’s Joe Miller cannot answer a simple question without running away like a common Frenchman.
- America’s most worthless class of humans, graduate students, continue to delay adulthood, forever, because they will never be employed.
- David Vitter finally wiped his bottom clean of his nasty hooker sins — before soiling himself once again.
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Fist in the pubic forum. Yay me?
Yay for fisting in the public forum!
Caligula?
In the name of the Senate and the people of Rome!
SPLGBTQR.
What's with all the hate from you intolerant liberals…
Sorry, just wanted to be the first to post THAT.
It loses something when not accompanied by the usual "call someone every name in the book then pearl clutch because they can not take what they so freely dish".
"America’s most worthless class of humans, graduate students, continue to delay adulthood, forever, because they will never be employed."
draft 'em. there is work that needs doing.
All these graduate students need to do is get naked with our fave masturbation witch or the Diaperman. Then they can sell the story to Gawker and be set for life.
Am I crazy to think that it would be more entertaining to have Witchy O-Donnell as a Senator rather than Sharron Angle?
And therefore, why can't we just arrange a trade, like they do with professional teams that don't bother with the "Democracy" gimmick?
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If christine OD were a man, we would be hearing every gross diaper-shitting, wide-stancey detail, so if the grossest you got is a hairy pussy with a no entry sign, that's still enough to keep me interested.
Sheesh–O'Donnell's such a great lesbo provided she 'dies again' and sheds all that self-loathing Christian/Catholic dogmatic bullshit.
But just think if Christine runs for POTUS, we can call her Bush III, or Big Bush, or Shrub II : THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY
Again, for the record, I'd hit it.
Thrilling! Riveting! A stunner! This is what I think of "our fallen week."
I for one welcome our new mildly retarded, hypocritical overlords.
Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.
I wrote in Cthulu. I hope I filled in the oval-with-tentacles correctly, or I may end up with Palin.
Or Murkowski, since the spelling is so close to Cthulu.
I will try to avoid every source of news on Tuesday evening/Wednesday morning other than Wonkette where there will be plenty of snark, jokes about whoremongering Senators and schadenfreude to dull the pain of the (assumed) victory of the forces of darkness.
Maybe I will start drinking again as well…
Best strategy I can think of. Will you be able to just stay drunk from now until Wednesday?
♫ Movin' to Afganistan,
Gonna be a worthly Wokette skum. ♪♩
♬ By ourselves we wouldn't
Have no thumb
But we don have no clear
We worthly Wokette skum ♫
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
We don't care if you think it's silly, folks
We don't care if you think it's silly, folks♩♬
Movin' to Afghanistan
(Yippy-Aye-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Afghanistan
(Yippy-Aye-O-Ty-Ay) ♪♫
…no one has lost any…
Frank-ly,
I just came (nevermind, DynaMo) across this gem, and it Zapped me into an entirely different reality in which mental floss is exactly
I lost my zircon-encrusted tweezers.
I see Gawker still doesn't get it and is doubling down on the stupid, by pointing out the evil of slut shaming with slut shaming. i suppose the whole thing is newsworthy but at its most primitive 7th grade form, Gawker you don't have to bathe in mud and shit for a story about someone who is about to lose their 15 minutes anyway
Whoah there, Nellie! You're giving Vitter an erection with all this shit-bath talk! But yes, slut shaming never ends well, and rarely with a blowjob. No happy ending, as it were.
Now that journalism has jumped the shark, will they finally pull it off TV? Seriously tho, I think the country would be better off if people had to put in the effort to find news.
….And if low information voters forgot about midterms, or elections generally, cool…
Sadly, I seem to remember that "Happy Days" was on for another 7 years after Fonzie jumped his shark.
I don't know about you, but when I hear that Congressman Smith voted to turn over all secret nuclear codes to China in a 30-second TV ad and force senior citizens into gas chambers, I am glad I had an accusation made without context or scrutiny from an untraceable source. You can't trust the lamestream media, dontcha know you betcha also.
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