Ohio Republican YOUNG GUN (middle-aged white man) congressional candidate Rich Iott is well-known now for the revelation that he likes to spend all his free time wearing Nazi costumes and prancing around pretending to be a Nazi. So obviously no Republican leader would appear in public with this man, correct? WRONG. John Boehner is showing off the moral values he will have as House Speaker, and those values are 1) drinking wine a lot, 2) crying whenever, and 3) the God-given right to wear a Nazi uniform at all times. Thus, on Saturday, mere days before Election Day, but not even on Halloween, Iott is holding an official campaign rally with John Boehner. Good politics or great politics?
This seems strange on many levels. There’s the Nazi reenacting level. The Iott-isn’t-going-to-win level. And the Eric Cantor-has-repudiated-Iott level, which is doubly interesting because Cantor could possibly challenge Boehner for speaker. I’d have assumed that Boehner would be spending the last weekend before the election stumping for candidates in closer races. Not sure what’s going on here.
Maybe John Boehner is just smarter than all of us? Maybe he has made such a brilliant political move that none of us can comprehend it?
Let’s look at the event info:
Calling all Iott Volunteers! Please join us for this very special pre-election rally with House Minority Leader, John Boehner. What a great way to start off our pre-election weekend. Please wear any Iott gear you may have!
Yes, any “Iott gear,” we got it, heil.
In a statement to The Atlantic, Don Seymour from Boehner’s staff says it’s about the volunteers: “Leader Boehner will be rallying Republican volunteers at the Lucas County Victory Center to support the local Republican Party’s get-out-the-vote efforts. Boehner has been on the road headlining rallies for Republican candidates in Ohio and across the country, and he’ll continue his busy campaign schedule into the final weekend before Tuesday’s referendum on Democrats’ jobs-killing policies.”
Job-killing policies to be replaced with Jew-killing policies. THEY MEAN PRETEND JEW-KILLING POLICIES. They will pretend to kill some Jews. Yeah, they will round them up and lead to them into gas chambers or whatever, but they’ll just spray water on them. GOP 2010! [Atlantic]
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the first boner to fuck itself.
I wonder what Iott is going as this Sunday?
I mean, honestly I'm sure it's just some favor to get a few hundred more people out to vote for Kasich, but at the same time it's really dumb.
Dumb Guns.
"This seems strange on many levels."
THIS……..IS………OHIO!
Sounds like a Pussyfart Convention to me. At what age is "Dress up and Pretend" suppose to be considered childish and beneath the dignity of a man? Oh right, "Man", I get it.
Which one is Adolf and which one is Ernst?
We got every girls's costume in the goddam universe! Sexy Cat! Sexy Devil! Sexy 1944 SS stormtrooper!
Battle of the Bulge indeed!
"Maybe John Boehner is just smarter than all of us? Maybe he has made such a brilliant political move that none of us can comprehend it?"
And maybe Mr. Iott has some wide-stance pictures that Boehner doesn't want to see on the Internet.
And maybe Boehner will stop looking like he just took a shower in pumpkin pie filling.
"And we will have CANDY glass Messican business facades at the ready for the mob to smash. It's only ZUCKER-Kristallnacht, jeez!"
Boehner Stumping is a sequel to Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
You'll want to do some shopping here before you go:
http://www.usmbooks.com/nazi_exhibition_munich.ht...
Oh, no! Even the Russian communists see Obama for the genetically-defective buffoon he is–say it isn't so! Waaahhh! <whining baby sound>
http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/27-10...
Seriously? Pravda? You realize that's just the Moscow Examiner these days, with content by random trolls?
You're expecting someone who gets his information from TheFoxNation and NewsMax to tell the difference?
In an article in which Michael Savage is quoted favorably, no less.
Now the truth matters to Wankerettes?
No you are doing it wrong.
If you say we are factually wrong you should be able to support your statement with facts not mere assertions.
also: wankeTEERs.
sheesh. how can you trust anybody who can't slur correctly?
Half their stuff wanders into Weekly World News style stories about alien abductions, ghosts and other fantasy shit.
Next, Kevin will break to us the story that Batboy has turned against Obama!
poopyhead
John Conyers showing off his rapier intellect and industry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACbwND52rrw
The punch drunk random postings of Kevin Stowell, ladies and gentlemen.
* golf clap *
i'm glad you added the <whining baby sound> descriptor. Wasn't quite sure what you were going for there, then BAM, I got it! plus one thumb from me, champ!
Oh no! Yoko! What does your comment have to do with Iott, Boehner, Cantor or vaginal itch again? Or is this just a public service announcement?
More like Kev's just lonely and hooked on the attention he gets here. Us real communists know that Pravda hasn't been a source of commie propaganda since the Soviet Union collapsed.
And it's content was actually more trustworthy when it a Communist propaganda outfit.
Shhhh!!!! Don't let the secret out!
Just a little cognitive dissonance to accompany the social retardation that goes hand-in-hand with the Asperger's. You say "horseshoe crab" and he says "wildebeest!" You say "skyscraper" and he says "honeybee!" You post "John Boehner/Rich Iott" and he posts "Pravda Obama!" You post "Carly Fiorina" and he posts "Abortion!" You post "Stupid Dem Mailer" and he posts "Obama voters leaning Republican!" Don't look for the logic, because there is none. No point in looking for an explanation. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
I usually like troll-baiting, but there has to be something to work off of. Nadine and Tony the Tiger seemed very well connected to a cosmic unconsciousness and were fun to bat around. Kevin's connection is just Trigged, and it's really making it difficult to respond. I don't want to get the tard on me.
That's the entire problem with this current batch: nothing to work with. You make a joke, they come back with YAAAARGH REGRESSIVE PARASITE INSECTS BLAH BLAH BLAH. You make arguments backed up with verifiable facts, they ignore it. You ignore them, they still keep coming back. You insult them back, you just wind up with an epic thread that devolves to their level of insults. It's fucking boring.
Hi Kevin! Lovely to see you again, comrade.
Here, in case you'd like to learn something about what communists actually think and do, you can take a free course on the intarwebz. Tell a friend!
http://www.fifthinternational.org/content/educati...
Thanks for the link but it's far easier to just watch the Regressives.
Last thing: if you want to be rigorous about it, Obama's not particularly defective genetically, unless you consider being half-white a defect (racist!). For genetic problems in American politics, you'd want to look at…
Trig.
Sorry, but there it is bro: the intellectual and moral light of the Right has an extra chromosome in there.
"unless you consider being half-white a defect (racist!)."
Fabrication of someone's position for them and, then, criticizing that position as if it were rooted in truth is an alternate definition of insanity and disingenuousness. 'Might want to take a closer look at your own gene kiddie pool.
Mr. President, we must not allow a chromosome gap!
Kevin, c'mon dude – if you're gonna troll, at least be coherent. Maybe you'd consider me a "genetically-defective buffoon" (I'm a big Jew) but what the hell are you even talking about?
Defending Regressives, the people who defend the anti-Semitic, global imperialists we know as Muslims? Sheer genius! Why am I not that stupid?!
http://www.rightsidenews.com/2010081111313/life-a...
Still confused. BTW – disclaimer – I didn't read whatever article you linked to, because I can't access communist newspapers/stasi newsletters from America, where I am, being a Patriot. So if it somehow establishes a nexus between your enthusiasm for eugenics, your doting support for a guy who thinks Nazis were just the bee's knees, and the current President, I apologize.
P.S. – Just assuming "rightside" refers to how East Germany was to the right of West Germany, when you look at it, on a map.
Hell, just mouse over the link and read the article title, it tells you all you need to know.
Ol' Kev seems to think inbreeding is a muslin problem. Here in the Stated 'Murica, most of the regions seen as heavy to inbreeding are notable Cletus and Twyla-heavy red states. Mmmm, why is that?
Shorter Kevin: http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-wh...
(With apologies to Sadly No)
Thumbs up on that one, BTF. She deserves the attention.
How is it that Idi Amin Asshole here has over one hundred peen points? I thought peen points were a reward for good commentin'.
If ya' gotta ask, you wouldn't understand. This might help: http://www.entertonement.com/clips/wgdxtcrbks–I%...
It's because Wonkette uses the same commenting system, and shares ratings, with that racist, deceptive editor Breibart's sites.
This is what happens when someone cruises right wing boards, sees a headline he likes and posts the link to another right wing board without looking at the content.
On Brietbart, Red State and FreeRepublic this is considered cogent political commentary.
i'm pretty sure Boehner is going to be on the right side of this issue when it comes to the GOP base. CAntor is going to have to have his hired goons assault a few more liberals (preferably female) in order to make up ground in the standings.
But will the rally be held in a location that recalls the 1934 Reichsparteitagsgelände? 'cause if not, honestly, I'm not gonna go.
Or, as his friends call him, Gauleiter Boehner.
Boehner is executing the (military) maneuver known as denying the flank. This dates back at least to Epaminondas and the Battle of Leuctra.
Nerd.
The Republicans and Teabaggers will win because of ignorant schlubs like you.
i don't see it. looks more like denying the reality. and who's to say his shock troops won't be cut of from his recessed flank, surrounded and chewed up? remember rocroi.
Only if his Germans and Walloons crumble under the pressure.
(yup nerd)
Which reminds me… Were'nt the original reactionaries (i.e. Kevie's regressives) fighting a rearguard action defending the Hapsburgs, or was it the Hohenzollerns, against the coming of liberal democracy?
ah… that round's going to have to go to you, because i do not know and shall remain blissful in my ignorance.
Denying the flank–it also sounds like the way Christine O'Donnell became a born again virgin.
No, sorry to be so pedantic, but she offered the flank and denied the bush – "You can have two in the hand (.)(.) but you'll not put that in the bush." (_)#(_)'.' 'No no no!'
Miller, Paul and Boehner are keeping the Ramones timeless.
It's OK. Boehner wears his Nazi uniform under his clothes. The proof: all those Nazi bigwigs were great criers when in their cups. Crimea river, Boehnus.
Color me shocked. They don't care, there's no shame, they're never held accountable for anything, never. Teamerica History X is curb stomping women and Rando has gone UP in the polls. The only thing that would maybe keep their "base" from voting for them would be being caught with their pants around their ankles buttsecksing a Moslem while yelling: "I've got your family values right here, bitch!"
And even then, maybe not.
Not even then. Pedophilia is the one and only stake for these vampires.
Well, Opus Dei is still around, so I doubt even a pedophilia scandal would dissuade the hardcore GOP.
(Id)Iott. Ick.
You got it memzilla. Boner will bring the id to Iott. Boehner is mostly id with occasional ego burstings and none super ego.
"Leader Boehner will be rallying…" Um, does anyone on Boehner's staff speak German? "Leader" in German is "Fuehrer".
Arschloch.
Put a few pounds on him, and a lot less tanner, and Boehner would make a credible Goering. Now how do we get him a cyanide pill in case he's wrong about Tuesday?
Someone should inform the Stormfronters that Oompa Loompas shouldn't be exterminated and they're actually part of the original Aryan race. Otherwise one of you will need to arrange extra security detail for The Boner.
I like the mental picture of these guys "prancing around" in Nazi uniforms – though goose-stepping and prancing seem diametrically opposed somehow. I think "flouncing around" would be a good choice too.
oh you know these cross dressers are light in the jackboots.*
* I know I used the word "jackboots" in a post yesterday, but hey if the shoe fits…
Or wriggling around in excrement.
"Mince". These Snidely Whiplashes, they mince.
Those flouncing Nazis totally got their whack asses handed to them by the Ruskie crew at the Battle of the Break.
I silkscreened a few "Iott / Boehner for congress" logos on some brown shirts. Will that work as gear?
Rallying with dress up nazis is way more dignified than spending Saturday watching some comedians mock our great country. Wait. What? It'll make more sense when a Wapo opinion piece says so.
John Böner
I used to do Civil War reenactments. As a Confederate no less! A few of my reenactor pals did WW2 reenactments. I've had German helmets and Karr98K mausers in my apartment from time to time.
I've grown up since. I like girls now!
"Sir, you realize that when you become majority leader you'll have to cut back on your rounds of golf?"
"What!? Screw that. Quick, think of some way for me to tank this thing without actually withdrawing!"
He'll do the event, then apologize "if anyone was offended," thereby dog whistling to the GOP/TP base and then appeasing the dumbfuck "moderates."
I'm so sick of these fuckers getting caught with their dicks in the cookie jar, then announcing that they apologize "if anyone was offended." Hey, asshole, you're doin' it wrong! If you don't apologize "for being a fucking offensive shitbag", then you're just telling your audience that you're sorry you got caught. Who the fuck wants to hear you apologize to yourfuckingself?!@#
Me too. But they keep doing it, which I take to mean it must work. Because people are stupid. The apologies used to be "if you were offended." Now–thanks to Ginni Thomas and that asshole who stomped on that Moveon person–it's "hey, you, apologize to ME." So, maybe Boehner will say the Jews need to apologize to him for making the Holocaust seem so bad.
And of course this–as all evil does–originates with Cheney who got the guy he shot in the face to apologize to HIM.
For months, the Republican/Tea Party base has engaged remorselessly in attacking people for their religious beliefs, scapegoating immigrants and minorities, advocating violence, denigrating a free press, promoting nationalism and theocracy, and now stomping on the heads of anyone who dares question their righteousness. Given this context, the only thing surprising about Boehner lending his support to Iott is his championing a pretend Nazi instead of a real one.
Ahh thank Boehner's gonna look real purrrdy dressed as Eva Braun.
Nazzees like blond blue eyed and orange?
I take it John Boehner will be playing the role of "Eva Brown", ja?
Ever-brown? I think that's Vitter's role.
My autocorrect autofucked-up my comment's punchline (shoulda been "Braunzer") and I submitted it without realizing it but when I did realize it I deleted it but you had apparently already replied so now that facist "comment deleted" message is there instead which is why you are a total Nazi who is way worse than Hitler for replying in the first place.
I'm more of an ass-ist than a facist. Actually, I'm surprised by how many comments I have hanging off of other deleted comments, considering that I try to get work done occasionally and it really cramps my commenting.
Orange dudes got to stick together.
Sometimes you can't get them apart…
"unless you consider being half-white a defect (racist!)."
Fabrication of someone's position for them and, then, criticizing that position as if it were rooted in truth is an alternate definition of insanity and disingenuousness. 'Might want to take a closer look at your own gene kiddie pool.
Really? I thought doing the same thing over and expecting a different result was the definition of insanity?
Consider me gobsmacked.
OK, then you're gobsmacked and correct. Twofer.
How can they even think of putting this guy up for election? One day, he'll be missing and will eventually show up days afterward, claiming he was hiking the Ardennes Trail.
John "Smegma" Boehner is an uncircumcised dick.
You are what you eat. Boehner eats nazi women… and men … and boys …. and little blonde girls with sparkling blue eyes.
Leader Boehner will be rallying Republican volunteers…
Leader Boehner? Does he think that's his name now?
Question: Can you wear a Nazi uniform (over your WWF underwear) to the polls in Ohio???
Is that Election Stumping or Election Stomping?
but Kristallnacht sounds so sparkly!
A sign of my own dementia that I found this to be the funniest comment of the day. Kudos!
In this weekend's nazi reenactment, John Boehner plays one of the orange traffic cones that demarcate the Polish border.
"Leader" Boener. I always get a kick out of Refucklicans giving themselves odd, not-quite-right-sounding titles when they don't have actual ones. Btw, do you happen to know what the German word for "leader" is? Here's a clue: it's Fuhrer.
No sane Republican candidate wants to be seen in public with a Boehner.
I am confused. Iott dresses up like a Nazi and Tea Partiers and Repubs call Obama a Nazi… does that mean that Iott would be pro-Obama?
I picture an orange Hitler.
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Arbitrarily assigning qualities to something for which there is no logical reason to do so, in this case, is redirection and demonstrative of your own logical vacuity and insanity. Good luck with your delusions.
Arbitrarily assigning qualities to something for which there is no logical reason to do so, in this case, is redirection and demonstrative of your own logical vacuity and insanity.
Didn't you start this off by saying Barack Obama is a "genetically-defective buffoon"? What "logical reason" do you have for such an ad hominem attack? About all we know of Obama's genetic makeup is that he is half Kenyan, half Kansan. Unless you've seen his birf certificate. Have you? Hmmmmmmmmm?
I think we have plenty of reason to believe that you are the product of a wild, moonshine-fueled night of incest between a father-brother and his sister-cousin-grandmother.
I think it's just adorable. They're like those cars that run into walls, only to flip over and head in other directions. Only they aren't made from non-toxic materials.
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