It’s nice to see David Vitter talking openly about his insatiable appetite for bordello diaper sexytime:
Republican Sen. David Vitter again acknowledged unspecified “serious sins” during a candidates forum Wednesday night but offered no new information on the prostitution scandal that broke in 2007 when he was linked to a Washington call girl ring run by the “D.C. Madam.”
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There was an article in the Washington Post yesterday about how he is basically not campaigning but that isn't helping his opponent very much. Voters are just idiots.
maybe they just have a diaper or two in there own bathroom cabinet.
You never know with these "Christians". Open that door and strange things fall out.
Fall, plop. Whatever.
Louisiana voters idiots??? This is the state that gives us "Swamp Loggers" and yellow fever!
I only cast aspersions on the ones voting for Vitter.
Hey, no need for that fancy talk there, ya flamin' librul–if yer throwin poop just say so!
OK, I only fling poop where duly merited.
Hm, well, I guess I can only talk elitist.
Not to mention James Carvelle.
Laissez les bons temps pooper.
Carpe Diaper?
I'm sorry: Crape Diaper?
-tap – tap- Is this thing on?
But he says he became "a stronger person and better family man after receiving forgiveness" so it's a win-win, scatologically speaking. What a 'load'.
"receiving forgiveness"? Is that a euphemism for a whore enema betwixt fluffy, warm diaper changes?
Finally becoming resistant to the clap HAS made him stronger, and no longer bringing it home to the wife means she's more willing to pamper him rather than just telling him to scat when he gets home.
Shouldn’t the diapers be doing the apologies? I’m so confused.
No – the prostitute should be apologizing. The diaper is just the Vitter equivalent of the curb – an innocent bystander.
Has Mrs. Vitter apologized to her husband yet?
Ideally with a full-Spitzer scowl on her face?
I'm assuming Mrs. Vitter has something different on her face, if she's looking to please he husbands strange poo desires.
No more details than just "link to a Washington call girl ring"? Please, media, stop pampering this guy.
Do you think they would really provide more details? Well, it depends.
He just Luvs too much.
Vits has suffered enough. He needs some supportive huggies.
Do we actually want more information about this sordid matter? Shouldn't Vitter be asked to SFTU?
Well, yes, Vitter should STFU, but the American people demand a video, to better know sin when it’s become ‘serious.’ Personally, I’ve only known fairly mirthful sin.
The good news is that Teabagger favorites and other ultra-righties don't even have to campaign anymore, or talk to the press, or explain their past actions, at least not in AK, LA and SC. And their supporters say, "Yeah, Vitter, Miller, Paul, Angle O'Donnell, don't cow-tow to the MSM! Way to show 'em!" And then hire goons to "arrest" or stomp anybody who threatens to embarrass them.
It's actually getting kind of scary. As Tweety said yesterday: "You know WHO ELSE had uniformed goons beat up anyone who opposed or threatened to embarrass him?"
Tickle Me or Else Elmo?
Vince and Linda McMahon?
Let him who has never pooped (in a brothel with a whore) cast the first diaper.
That bible verse about "First get rid of the log in your own eye" doesn't apply here, because his prostitute had specific rules about never letting him dook on her face.
"i did some really horrible things that i really enjoyed. said activities might even be illegal! i won't get into specifics, though. i want to apologize JUST enough to satisfy people while still keeping my job. ironically, if a political opponent had been accused of doing these things, i would call for an ethics probe while simultaneously calling for the opponent to resign before said probe had even began. i'm a horrible human being and a typical family values politician."
To atone for these serious sins, Vitter has offered to play Baby Jesus in every Nativity play for the rest of his life.
He's been a bad wittle boy.
"serious sins"?
sounds like someone made a boom boom in his didey!
When the woman you've been fucking instead of your wife dies, is murdered in a wooded area, or commits suicide before she could be deposed, you might be sitting US Senator.
When you are ordering diapers by the case load and don't have any children, you might be a U.S. Senator.
If the only thing you have more of than campaign cash is diaper rash, you might be a US senator.
For those of you unexposed to this culture and unfamiliar with it, let me explain something. What Senator Poopypants embodies here is not careless inconsistency and hypocrisy. There is a venerable tradition of yin-and-yanglike interconnection between disgusting depravity alternating with righteous sanctimoniousness. Martin Luther (the non-King one) famously said, "Sin boldly that grace may abound." It's kind of like "hunger is the best sauce." You never know how fantastic forgiveness is until you've done something really repulsive beforehand. A heroin high is SO much better after you've been clean awhile. Having a personal history of epic nastiness actually gives you bragging rights in the fundamentalist community. You wanna talk about "a wretch like me"? Lemme tell you what I used to do in Washington when the wife was at her mother's back home….
It's true. They call it their "testimony." The ones who have prostitutes and poopy diapers in their testimonies can really draw crowds, or pack the pews, if you will. HEY-O!
Vitter reported that the hooker was rated #1 in the #2 business.
i'd call him a steaming pantload, but he'd probably just get an erection.
His campaign IS financed by the Huggies PAC for diaper subsidies.
Having only known mirthful and joyous sin myself, I'm hopeful videos will surface to reveal sin of a more serious sort. The kind only a grown man in a diaper with a face full of whore droppings can reveal.
Shorter Vitter: Well, poop.
You people are sick! Do you think he's proud of all the hooker diaper play? Do you think it's fun for him to go go church on Sunday and know that almost everyone there is staring at him, knowing that he pays money to prostitutes to change his poopy pampers? Only if you were under the enormous weight of the world like he is would you know that the only way to deal with that much power in his regular life is to regress to an infantile state and give up all power to a mommy-substitute. What is he supposed to do, go to "therapy"? That's for lefties. The GOP has it's own way of dealing with stress. Hate, fear, quitting, dancing with the stars, bathroom sex, oxycontin, gay sex, puppy sacrifice, curb stomping, guns, poop prostitutes and racist emails do just fine, thank you.
Kitten snuff films….one could go on forever with this list.
Aqua Buddha.
Probably the only way this would make Vitter lose the election is if the prostitute in question was black.
Or male.
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Louisiana lives and dies by the golden rule of politics. Live boy: dead girl. Those are the only things that will lose an election for you. Diaper play is just being colorful.
Where in the Bible does it say you can't have a prostitute change your adult-diaper?
Pook 12:3-4
Disgusting Acts 32:7.
It's a race to the bottom. We lose.
Let me explain to you the kind of man David is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.
(With apologies to Team America.)
What is the original source for this Vitter diaper business? Wonkette always links to its own articles, and I can't seem to find it on the Web.
Not sure if it's the original, but check out http://righthandthief.blogspot.com/2007/07/canal-…. RightHandThief is a New Orleans blog and has lots about Vitter.
Thanks!
Oh, come come now, people. What Vitter lacks in personal integrity he more than makes up for in unparalleled cowardice!
I guess the advantage of having an affirmed whore scat enthusiast as your senator is that you at least know one thing that he can't be blackmailed with.
So, in the Bizarro world way that we find ourselves in, there is no fear that he could be compromised by someone publicly revealing such gross behavior. His poopstitutey past apparently makes him a stronger choice! If only all other senators would reveal their disgusting debauchery, then we could be sure they were all as upstanding and trustworthy as Vitter is.
Good god. I'm thinking there aren't enough bloggers in the blogosphere to cover the depraved sins of every sitting US senator.
I guess this is another, uh, stain on his record.
Will he offer new details? Depends.
Baby did a bad bad thing.
Needs moar Wendy Vitter in that leopard print satin outfit.
Are "poop sins," referenced in the Bible? Does he who dresses in the raiment of an infant become an abomination in the eyes of the Lord?
Fuck if I know.
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