Snappin' the thug life.Christine O’Donnell went on a local conservative radio show yesterday to talk about her campaign. After finishing this interview, that campaign told the radio station it would “crush” it if it didn’t turn over the videotape of what transpired, though it’s kind of hard to destroy an interview that was broadcast live on the air and online, so now the campaign is apologizing and now says it doesn’t need to kill anyone to get these tapes, thank you. So why did O’Donnell want the video of this interview? It seemed to be a control thing, based on their anger that that THEY WERE NOT told about the video cameras around the studio. But actually, looking at the video, perhaps they didn’t want people to see Christine snapping her fingers to one of her staffers to come over and threaten the radio host for being mean to her. CHRISTINE ONLY DOES INTERVIEWS WILL PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO GIGGLE WITH HER, BRO.

The video doesn’t seem to appear here, even though it should. (Hmm, almost like someone used witchcraft on this Web page.) But you can download it there directly from the code if you want to (you don’t).

So what was so bad about this interview? For one, Christine O’Donnell uses a Trig slur at the 10-minute mark, calling people “low-income disables.”

But the real funny part begins at the 11:30 mark, when things begin to get heated because this conservative talk show host is actually asking her hard questions. O’Donnell angrily snaps her fingers to get her goon by her side. This man seems to stare menacingly at the host for the rest of the interview, at times having a word with the host off-mic and at times seeming to write down threats for the host on a pad of Post-It notes.

Is this the same guy who later threatened the radio station? We don’t know, but these radio people who HAD THE GALL to ask Christine actual questions shouldn’t be surprised if they wake up at the bottom of an ocean of Post-Its with angry swears scribbled on them. [WDEL via Weigel]

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  • Crank_Tango

    hey christine…i'm crushing your heeeeeeeaaaaad!

    • SarcasticNymph

      … and I'm awaiting your apology.

  • LionelHutzEsq

    Why doesn't Christine learn, if you need a soft interview, go on FOX News.

    • widestanceroman

      She sends her familiar to do non-FOX shows.

    • DoktorZoom

      She'll be signing a contract with them on Nov. 3.

    • arclight2012

      Because the teabaggers are so far to the right, even some of the actual newscasters on Fox News are starting to ask pointed questions. (See also: Chris Wallace growing a pair.)

  • Crank_Tango

    also, is "disable" the adjective for "that which can be dissed"? Not that I ever diss or use the word "diss" very much, as that is for uncool white people, of which i am only 50%.

    • V572625694

      Your other half is not human? Are you one of those human-animal hybrids that Rick Santorum warned us we'd all want to gay marry soon?

  • PalinPussyPower

    I'd say the gentleman who ran to her side must be whipped, but a) she doesn't put out and b) he's clearly playing for the other team. I don't get that kind of response from my gheys. I must not be doing it right.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Make sure you have catchers, rather than pitchers, in your entourage.

  • chascates
    • slappypaddy

      thanks for the link. i'm watching it right now, as much as i will be able to stand, but she does not have a fucking clue. she does not know what money is, she doesn't know how big and complex the united states is, and she does not know how its government works.

      nice tits, though.

      aghh–okay, this is a few minutes later. she has a voice like a weed-whacker. no wonder she's got some whack-off issues.

      • natoslug

        Whaddya mean she doesn't know how big and complex the united states is? I have it on good authority she's listened to Hugh Laurie's Song For America literally tens of times and knows not only the name of our country, but that it has states. If that isn't knowing and larning in America, I don't know what is.

    • Radiotherapy

      What's funny, and disconcerting, is the fact she tried to confiscate and then suppress this video. As elpinche says….
      But it is a story unto itself.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    When does stupidity taken to her level become art?
    I can't tell whether I should cry, laugh, applaud or file a complaint with the FCC.

    • PublicLuxury

      File the complaint. The station should be fined for allowing this type of pornography to be tossed willy-nilly at the unsuspecting public. And the kids… think of the kids.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    From a woman's point of view, she probably didn't want the video posted because she looks like hell. She looks like she's just been on an episode of Cops. Someone needs to tell Christine that they have video cameras at radio stations, too. I know–it doesn't seem like that would be the case, but there you go.

    • twogoats

      This why she had to stop spending campaign funds @ 7/11. Found out those (foriegn) bastards were video taping too.

  • twogoats

    "Clearly within the First Amendment" my ass. Where in the First Amendment are the words WDEL gets to broadcast Christine's actual embarrassing words?

    • Crank_Tango

      separation of skirts and mistakes is in there somewhere.

    • DoktorZoom

      Oh, I thought you were referring to the SCOTUS's decision that "crush" fetish videos were legal under the 1st…

      • V572625694

        Ha ha, I'd forgotten that bit of SCOTUS weirdness. Pardon me while I crush this Persian….

  • MistaEko

    They want the video because they don't want us watching her deepthroat the mike.

  • PublicLuxury

    Christine is the poster child for fixing our educational system. Aren't there fines for being this stupid? I bet her parents were related. It's in the genes.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      or maybe it's in her jeans…if this twat hasn't had sex or even masturbated since her 'witchy woman' days in the 90s she must haz a WHOLE lots of them women juices just boilin' up inside o' her just waitin' to get out, and the resultin' pressure has caused a rare cerebro-vascular cuntdition which makes her spew whatever crazy shit is careening around between the two hemisphere's of her little girl brain (just a thumbnail Dx based on the video, sorta like 'ol Sen./ Dr. Douchebag from Tennessee used ta do!) Anyway, what I'm a tryin' to say from a professional point of view is that the lil woman needs to get laid, NOW!

  • kenlayisalive

    All the overeducated people running around America, and yet this is the person a hair-breadth from being a Senator?

    • jus_wonderin

      Since we are referring to Christine I thought you might have used another ages old unit of measurement.

      • kenlayisalive

        haha. You mean "cunt hair away from being senator"?

    • zhubajie

      What intelligent or honorable person would want to be a senator?

      • kenlayisalive

        You're right. Also, once Larry Craig proved to the world that being a sitting United States Senator carries no weight with a police officer arresting you in an airport bathroom – then I mean really, what's the point?

        • The Cloak Room?

          And money, dumptrucknutz of money.

  • Tommmcattt

    No fascism there, no siree-bob!

  • magic_titty

    The staffer, not wanting to convey his angry message aloud, drew a picture of himself giving the radio host the finger.

    • Not_So_Much

      Given her views on the masturbatory arts, did the drawing show him sniffing it first?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Nah, he was drawing stick figures with exaggerated genitalia, a la Jackie Treehorn.

  • metamarcisf

    If enough of these nitwits get elected to the senate on Tuesday, come 2013 we'll be looking at Wonkette headlines like: "Judge Judy Elevated to Supreme Court".

  • magic_titty

    I wonder if she uses the finger-snap technique when she masturbates.

    • Gopherit

      Sit, stay, heel, cunnilingus. That guy is well trained.

    • bitchincamaro2

      Haha. I wonder if she cares that I jacked off to this tape.

      • PalinPussyPower

        Where in the First Amendment does it say you can jack off to that tape? Where? Show me where. It doesn't. Because it's not there. Jacking off is unconstitutional, also plus.

    • Gomez571

      Only if he doesn't do it right.

    • SarcasticNymph

      No need. All she has to do is wiggle her nose like Samantha.

  • JMPEsq

    Well it looks someone's been attending the Joe Miller school of campaigning and media relations; maybe she's attended the Rand Paul school as well and someone's gonna be stompin'.

  • loquacioustunes

    The phrase "head-crush" made me think of Jennifer Page's song "Crush," so I went to YouTube to watch the video, and now I have a boner.

    • DoktorZoom

      I agree completely–that old GTO is one boner-inducing car…

      • loquacioustunes


    • PublicLuxury

      If you touched it bad things will happen to you. No slapping Mr. Happy. Xtine will cast a spell on you and you grow blind and grow hair on your palms and forehead and wanker… She'll turn you inot BigFoot. No leave it alone. Or I will have to taunt you and scare you some more.

  • BornInATrailer

    Such thuggery this mid-term.

    Xine & her coven vs. Rand & Stompy vs. The Lumberjerk and his handcuff-wielding Twitler Youth Brigade

    Who wins in a fight? Keeping in mind that each is backed by a powerful demigod in Muscular Christ, Aqua Buddha and Mama Grizzly, respectively.

  • PresBeeblebrox

    Oh good. I'm glad someone picked up on this. It was epic lulz. Especially because the host of the show she appeared on is the Northern Delaware equivalent of Rush Limbaugh. (Southern DE has its own equivalent.) It was supposed to be a friendly audience, but apparently O'Meatball can't even handle a Softball Question.

    This is, of course, GREAT NEWS for JOHN McCAIN, somehow.

  • edgydrifter

    "I'm Christine O'Donnell, and I'm not a witch. I am, however, a colossal bitch. And this guy next to me? He'll cut you. You watch yourself, America, because I've had it up to here with you."

    • Not_So_Much

      Frankly, a pretty disappointing thug. In spite of the hand-cross over his junk (which may be a loyalty pledge for non-spankers), it kind of looked like the worst he could do was a tax audit.

      But, the whole episode does make a person just want to slap her silly when she snaps.

  • fuflans

    ahhhhhhh, here it is AGAIN.

    another 'man of the people', 'i'm just like you', 'take back the power from the elites' type gets a teensy bit of authority and turns into leona helmsley with a dash of ancien regime aristo (see also, sarah palin).

    congress is going to be SUCH a delight next term.

    • slappypaddy

      fresh meat of xtine's grade is not going to have a chance. she'll be fresh-ground lobbyburger before the summer recess.

      • jus_wonderin

        And I'd pay to see that.

  • bumfug

    She acts like the bar skank who's tired of the old guy asking her if she swallows for free so she waves her bouncer/pimp over to deal with it.

    • jus_wonderin

      Of course, it is a given that she does swallow.

  • bordo2

    I wonder of Fairleigh Dickinson wants its diploma back? Clearly, this nitwit learned nothing in college.

  • jakegittes

    Oh. Christine the dominatrix. Snap. Who knew?

    Beat me, Christine. Call me names. Command me to do things I'd never do.

  • slappypaddy

    democracy in america, where we're subliminally having a threateningly stomping and well-manacled great time. sieg tee!

  • DoktorZoom

    Not reinstating inheritance taxes will create 1.5 million jobs? Yeah, right, Christine…

    • jus_wonderin

      We can use that money to reanimate the dead and put them to work. Of course, do the stipulations of the will stay in force when the corspe is suddenly a zombie????

    • kenlayisalive

      That's seems like a totally legit calculation. I mean, she broke the mouse-brains and impending Chinese invasion stories wide open, why wouldn't she be right about this?

  • smokefilledroommate

    "I understand you have a lot of questions, but unfortunately, I can't answer any of them. Let's get back to the fact that I am running for Senate and that's why I'm here. That's what I want to talk about. The fact I am running for Senate."

  • elpinche

    Speaking of crush ..O'Donnell needs to send her pussy goons to the Rand Paul goon training camp.

  • Christine is a beta-test user of the new Microsoft Wand.

  • "Two snaps and your backfield in motion!"

  • mavenmaven

    I was waiting for her "tough" to pull off his leather gloves in just that menacing way…

  • GuanoFaucet

    Christ on a fucking crutch, she was unbearably obnoxious and downright rude in that interview.

    I thought high-functioning disables, like her, were all naturally nice and cheerful. You know, like that Corky fellow. Must be the lack of masturbation.

    • BarackMyWorld

      She was unbearably obnoxious and downright rude in every other interview as well.

  • Extemporanus

    Puddin'-Cup came and broke her heart…ohh a-a-a ohhh.

    • DemmeFatale

      Dammit! I need to know! What is a pudding-cup beard?! Help me Tempy!!

  • SimonGirty

    Maybe we're looking at this all WRONG? We could either go and vote, maybe preserve the planet's 1st attempt at a republic for, by and of the people… Barack Obama could still replace the judiciary, implement the Keynesian infrastructural shit, unify the races & classes, save the dumbass economy of the stupid planet, yadda, yadda, yadda… OR, tee, hee, hee; we could have these fucking psycho wetbrain mutants take over the nation, send us all to private sector chain gangs, or have crankhaid Oath Takers shoot us down from Indian made Hummers, sell our fat bitch kids to the Chinese for dim sum… Basically, spice life up a bit!

    • snoopyfan2010

      More angry ranting please.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Video cameras do have a way of ratcheting up the pressure to appear poised and confident, in the midst of one's daftness.

  • i_AM_ready

    She talks about Medicare fraud and payments to "people who have deceased."

    Yeah, let's make English our official language, starting with her.

  • OneYieldRegular

    I'm not running for county government, I'm running for the U.S. Senate, where the problems of little people will be beneath my attention.

  • Giveusabob

    O'Donnell's campaign manager is named Matt Moran, which is all I need to say.

  • An_Outhouse

    How can she possibly be behind in the polls. She is an excellent Koch Sucker.

  • Radiotherapy

    She said she's not being groomed, eww!!.

    • kenlayisalive

      If Pudding Nuts ever makes a move, I'm thinking he probably ought to bring a weed whacker and a gallon of bug spray.

  • neiltheblaze

    Well, that's 19 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

  • Joey_Ratz

    Clearly Christine O'Donnell is a liberal plant trying to make Real Americans look bad…

  • Sue4466

    Can someone explain this: She says in the interview that both parties of Congress are ignoring the Constitution and that's why we have no jobs in this country. I'm not seeing the connection.

    It's only about 30 seconds in, but I don't know if I can watch anymore.

    • BarackMyWorld

      "I'm not seeing the connection."

      That's only because you have a working brain.

      • Sue4466

        I may have, but after listening to this video, no more. It melted.

        • Careful people with melted brains are often seen watching FOX, voting for one of the Pauls or a Libertarian candidate.

          • Sue4466

            Thanks, that snapped me out of it. Whew. Close one.

  • zhubajie

    Publish the post-its!

  • Dogs within 100 yards of that voice are still howling after hearing it yesterday afternoon.

  • Ha ha, Nixon didn't want his tapes released either. How did that work out for him?

  • BZ1

    O'Donnell's campaign manager is Matt Moran? Isn't that name spelled wrong?

    • BarackMyWorld

      Perhaps he should get a brain.

  • CalamityJames

    Why is no one jumping on the real news here? Xtine states that only a heartbeat is required for the constitution to apply to you. Soooooo, this stands to reason that either a: Anchor Babies have rights, or b: Dick Cheney has none.

    • BarackMyWorld


      • arclight2012


  • More views from the conservative mind. "We are Not Amused. Away with this peasant!"

  • Fare la Volpe

    You think she's aware that there was a 50 year gap between World War II and the nineties? Or that the "government-controlled" economy of the 50s was one of the strongest in US history? Oh who the fuck am I kidding. This cunt thinks Jesus rode side-saddle on a dinosaur. Fuck her.

    • Radiotherapy

      I'm with you Fare, I just listened to most of that blather — I didn't make it past 14 minutes. And that was the WORST encapsulation of post-WWII American history ever. She makes Beck look like Howard Zinn.
      Also, is the finger snap in lieu of the nose twitch?

    • Don't tell her what the marginal tax rate was in the fifties, her head might explode. On second thought, go ahead and tell her.

      • arclight2012

        How To Irritate Any Teabagger In Under Five Seconds Flat:

        "Hey, did you know that during the 50s and 60s, perhaps the most prosperous time in American history, tax rates spiked to over 90%?"

  • Another fun technique is to get your chief of staff to call later, demand to know the staffer's name and credentials, tersely suggest they wouldn't have published/aired anything so misguided/wrong if they had the right information, demand to know his or her sources, and suggest reading for best super lucky accuracy.

  • AddHomonym

    Reminds me of this old SCTV skit:

  • Negropolis

    You know, it's good this kind of stuff works against you in a state like Delaware, but this type of shit gets you elected in places like Kentucky and Alaska.

  • transfatz

    Christ, these people can't even wait for the election to trot out the gestapo.
    "You vill gif me ze tapes or I vill crush you." *snap*
    Anybody smell any smoke at the reichstag?

  • lulzmonger

    "I'm you – after a severe head trauma."

    WTF? "Give us teh tapes or we will CRUSH YOU" ???

    Then what? It's already been put on the Interwebs, you dipshits. Maybe she could demand the IPs of everyone who downloaded it so she can cast a hex on their hard-drives.

    Gestapo my ass – these dimbulbs couldn't organize three cardboard boxes in a row at gunpoint if you put down lines for them to follow & spotted them the first two boxes. I've had pets that would look like Rhodes Scholars next to these fucktards.

  • jakegittes

    Somebody needs to wrestle that woman to the ground, somebody else needs to stomp on her head, and somebody else needs to handcuff her. That would be hot.

  • arclight2012

    As much as I relish the fact that this idiot is going to get stomped (see what I did there?) on Election Day, it really aggravates me that our actually-decent-albeit-wimpy Democratic Senate candidate here in Ohio is going to get trounced by an equal margin.

  • aious

    Sounds about right. A republican understands how much of a moron they look like so they demand that everyone take down the evidence…if you wont? We will physically assault you

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