- Famous ivory tower elitist/terrorist Bill Ayers endorsed this weekend’s Comedy Central rallies, which is a grave insult to the dear leader and progenitor of all rallies, Glenn Beck. [ImpeachObamaCampaign]
- Armies have no need for diversity — just look at the SS! [Breitbart]
- If Michelle Obama hates fat kids so much, shouldn’t she be trying to give them LESS access to food? [CNS]
- 2+2=4, therefore it follows mathematically that Labor Unions are are getting paid $100 an hour to steal your vote. [RedState]
- It’s really time we convince Mickey Mouse to stop molesting children in airports. [PPJ Gazette]
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I just read that as "the dear leader and *impregnator* of all rallies, Glenn Beck."
Why does the Wonket want Glenn Beck to make all the sane rallies pregnant?
Republicans want to make everything they see as a threat pregnant, always, so they're too busy with teh babez to remain a threat.
Wow! Five different bullshit stories all from bullshit web sites. All fear-mongering, ridiculous, and flat-out lies.
What will happen we they realize they can't 'take back' America?
You beat me to it. The sentiment anyway I wouldn't have said it so well.
Oh, I believe Sharron Angle and that one Texas congressional candidate have already made that clear.
What will happen we they realize they can't 'take back' America?
They will stomp your head in.
(If they outnumber you and you appear significantly smaller than them).
Haha @ the disclaimer.
Well, have you ever seen these clowns get in someone's face that was their own size, let alone larger than them? Though I am sure one of the Breitards trolling here (assuming there is actually more than one user behind all the accounts), can explain how shouting down people in wheelchairs and women half their size makes them "manly".
The right's attacks on "affirmative action" always seem to center around one hypothetical scenario: that the incompetent minority candidate will rise above the far more competent majority candidate. It never occurs to them that, just maybe, rich entitled heterosexual Aryan dickjockeys aren't the only people who can be qualified for things.
Unless they're children of the rich, in which case it's self-evident. That's why they get "legacy" admissions to Stanford, Yale, Hahhvahd, etc. Makes sense to me…..duzzit to yew?
Riley, I hope you wear shorts when you go wading in that piss water. Cannot click any of the hateclickeys.
Stupid. Sorry Ben, same short pants warning to you as well. It's usually our Riley that ends up with urine stains on his pant cuffs.
The byline indicates it was Benji taking one (or five) for the team this time. I think maybe our heretofore fearless Riley has finally succumbed to shell-shock.
I'm quite sure this is not Ben's first time at this particular rodeo.
2+2=4, therefore it follows mathematically that Labor Unions are are getting paid $100 an hour to steal your vote.
This is an outrage. The Black Panthers are only being paid $50 an hour.
Well duh. They should be glad they aren't women, they'd be getting even less.
They would probably just be getting a box lunch and a kick in the face.
"Quite frankly, we could use a whole lot less melanin and genitalia, and a whole lot more testosterone and live fire exercises. "
You heard 'em, folks: what the corps needs is a lot more white juicehead eunuchs, and fast. Chop chop.
They want less genitalia? Are they calling for a castrati army?
He wanted less, not none. It's a craving for short, white circumcised cock. Sounds like it's time to reactivate the Larry Craig Brigade.
Why don't you reply to the people you're criticizing? Nobody will bite you, I promise. You folks say you're going to make a difference, well, that ain't gonna happen here in your little echo chamber. At least Mrbil, or whatever his handle is had the guts to comment. True, he hit and ran, choosing to forgo any type of debate, but he did comment.
Your side always accuses us of being the closed minded side, but I think that's just you folks projecting your insecurity. Right?
Because, sweetpea, when one stumbles upon a den of pig-fuckers, one does not wade further into the muck.
Wow !! It took you 12 hours to think up that lame response (yes, I know that you visited my comments page 10 minutes after my original post) ? This is like trying to play chess with a four year old.
Ok, your advise notwithstanding I'm going to wade further into the muck. Here's some advise. Check out Mad Magazine; it used to have (may still, I haven't read Mad in a couple of decades) a feature called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". Not that you'll necessarily be asked any stupid questions, but you need help in the "sarcastic wit" department.
Also, try to find some old National Lampoons from the mid and late 70's, even the early, early 80's. Bonus points if you can find the issue with the original short story that inspired the Vacation movies with Chevy Chase. "Vacation '58" it was called. Anyway, check out the "Letters to the Editor". Good stuff.
Be seein' ya.
So Jim Hanson hates it when liberals call people racist, and thinks those diversity police Army officers should just recognize that white people make better soldiers. Got it.
I'm feeling a bit better about November now that I see RedState is already manufacturing phony claims about vote fraud. SEIU is the ACORN of 2010!
All we need is to get James O'Keefe to dress up like a nurse and tape some SEIU folks talking about how to get your grandma into the nearest death panel.
Then finally our politics will be free from the menace of janitors, nurses, doctors, and high-dollar apartment doormen.
Sorry to reply to myself, but I did make a mistake on Hanson's article; he thinks the army should recognize white MEN make better soldiers. Sorry to imply he's a racist, instead of a racist and a misogynist!
I think the misogyny was implicit. Besides, I'm sure that the equation is:
black women < white women< black men < white men as soldiers.
Briebart's Big Piece of Shit – Fixed.
I never before realized how densely populated my Country is-with Fucktards, Crooks and general purpose assholes; Glenn "The Doughy Pantload" Beck, chief among them. I remember just a few short years ago he was a lonely, shrill voice on the radio somewhere whining mostly to himself. I never listened to him then when I came across him on the airwaves and I have continued the practice to this day. His success speaks volumes about our general state of fuckedupness.
There really aren't that many more of them. They just turned the volume up to eleven once we elected the uppity "other". These are the dying shrieks of pearlclutcherus hysterius, and the comet's about to hit.
Hope you are right about everything but the comet.
Rhetorical comet is rhetorical.
Writes down the phrase pearlclutcherus hysterius for future use.
Would you like your royalties in trucknutz or buttsecks?
What? No whore diamonds? Are p's the new whore diamonds?
One can only hope…
Via our old friend Kevin Stowell:
"I've been sayin' for a couple years, it really does come down to good vs evil, us vs them. Gotta admit, though, I'm gettin' kinda pumped–haven't inflicted any pain for a long time. "
"For a long time" meaning "since the other night in Kentucky. Man that bitch had it comin'."
Because "inflicting pain" is certainly on the "good" side of the balance sheet.
I have to think Kevin's Towell is just trolling. Or he's that Reagan-obsessed closet case military fairy who shot Kevin Spacey in that real-estate pisscup movie.
Kevin's Cumrag doesn't seem to understand that all them constitutional amendments apply across the board, and a lot of "us" have guns and baseball bats and military training too, "we" just choose to use our brains rather than our weapons as the option of first resort, no matter how many medals are on the chest of our avatars.
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/wgdxtcrbks–I%...
Heh-heh! Thanks for that, but wouldn't 'Senator' be a step down for you, considering all the ribbons and medals? Ein supposed to stay off this sight, but the phone booth bit gets tiring…
How cute! A groupie!
Why wouldn't these folks be against a rally to restore sanity?
"I won't become the thing I hate…"
Sanity, is here to fore, "librul".
Ah yes, the SS is definitely an instructive example on how to run your paramilitary successfully. Just look at how well that worked for Germany in 1945.
Given that the really successful, exceedingly vicious SS officers were the actually the self-loathing closet queens of the great inbred Aryan junkpile, it appears Breity is arguing in favor of gheys in the military.
Just not the well-adjusted, self- accepting ones.
You know its not the articles themselves that get to me, but the comments; I really need to stop reading comments from right wing blog posts you guys link, but I can't help myself, its like watching a vanload of overweight clowns rear-end a dump truck, so horrible and silly I can't possibly look away.
I hope a ton of people are going to washington this weekend, I can't attend because I am broke as hell, but please anyone without that issue you should go, make this rally 5x the size of Beck's, please?
That was a lot of crazy in a single post. Thanks for that, Frisch – now I'm going to have to spend the rest of the afternoon scrubbing my brain out with rum. My employer won't like it, but what choice do I have?
Why does that ImpeachObamaCampaign link have so many "quotation marks" in it? It's almost as if the author "can't write for shit".
I foolishly went to that site and posted , so watch for my "p" scores to plummet.Someone else also posted something sane and snarky…which Wonkette is "Dylan Black"?
If you reach negative p-points, you will attain Valhalla!
Haha that would be me
Reverend Wright is going to do the invocation.
Personally, I far prefer being groped to being ogled. Being ogled, though flattering, just doesn't do it for me like a good, old fashioned groping.
Unless it's Andrew Breitbart doing the groping. Riley's experience still makes me shudder.
Really? Not me, I love a good ogling, especially in a public place like the subway.
Though, groping on the subway can be great fun too. Win / win, really.
I had someone do the full-on frottage on me on the Paris Metro when I was about 17 , it was packed and he was rubbing his , admittedly, giant erection on my taut, young bum. It was rather unnerving. Au secours!
Odd comment over at Big Peace (really??)
"More than once I saw enlisted females get away with just about anything short of murder just because they had a nice rack. It pissed me off then and it pisses me off now, mostly because, as a female enlisted troop, I worked my ass off to earn each and every stripe I was awarded. Each of them that got a free pass just because they sat down to pee diminished everything I had done to get where I was."
Nice rack – sit down to pee – pisses me off – Dude, who do you think you are kidding? Soldiers do not call themselves "troop."
From the Breitbart piece:
"Careful when you open the door, Twillinger. Them little dark kids keep escaping!"
And nothing devalues that piece of paper quite like using "magic" as a verb.
Uggghhh. Why won't Andrew Breitbart consider grammar and punctuation (or at least Spellcheck)?
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