• May 27, 2012

Jack Abramoff Will Friend You On Facebook

by Jack Stuef  6:12 pm October 26, 2010

First your grandparents joined it. Now this guy. That place is horrible.

Abramoff lists three “likes and interests,” one being himself, “Jack Abramoff.” The other two are “Zvi Gluck and Jewish Community Hero,” a fan page for a Queens, N.Y., man who is a semifinalist in a competition hosted by the Jewish Federations of North America; and “Ben Van Hook Pictures,” apparently the company of a director and photographer working out of Orlando, Fla.

{ 20 comments }

chascates October 26, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Not interested in hearing from any Native Americans, I'd bet.

LionelHutzEsq October 26, 2010 at 6:21 pm

Hey, I thought that if you brought shame upon the Jewish community, your name was supposed to blotted from History. What gives?

charlesdegoal October 26, 2010 at 6:26 pm

He gives a bad name to opera fans.

ph7 October 27, 2010 at 8:32 am

I'm hesitant to ask who gives a good name to opera fans.

harry_palmer October 26, 2010 at 6:26 pm

And W will deny they ever instant massaged each other.

Zvi_Bleindmeis October 26, 2010 at 7:20 pm

This makes me think of the last scene in the original Producers movie. Bernie has to be up to something.

Prisoners of love,
Blue skies above,
Can't keep my heart in jail….

ShaveTheWhales October 26, 2010 at 10:56 pm

The only "real" Producers.

mrblifil October 26, 2010 at 7:26 pm

I've heard of friending, but now Facebook will jack me off?

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2010 at 7:38 pm

Even though Jackie Treehorn predicted cybersex, I will continue to jerk off manually.

Negropolis October 27, 2010 at 12:17 am

Not if Christine has anything to say about it. She will authorize force against these sentient robots with mice brains in the coming Great Apocolypse of 2012.

All hail President-for-Life Palin and Viceroy O'Donnell! I for one welcome are faux folksy, dinosaur-brained overlords.

kenlayisalive October 27, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Our only hope is the coming Chinese invasion.

mavenmaven October 26, 2010 at 7:37 pm

can't help myself: facebook shmacebook, as long as he loves his mother

SexySmurf October 26, 2010 at 9:05 pm

How much do you want to bet he plays Mafia Wars?

natoslug October 26, 2010 at 9:13 pm

Finally. Something more annoying on Facebook than all those Farmville requests.

el_donaldo October 26, 2010 at 10:56 pm

That's great. He can reconnect with Mark Foley. Post endless Youtube clips of Red Dawn. 'WOLVERINES!!!"

transfatz October 26, 2010 at 11:49 pm

For how much?

Negropolis October 27, 2010 at 12:12 am

Don't let this man friend your grandparents; he will rob them blind.

Guppy06 October 27, 2010 at 12:21 am

500p for the Wonketteer who gets him into NAMBLA.

Oh_Crap October 27, 2010 at 3:39 am

Karl Rove is following me on one of my twitter accounts. "He" is following like 163K ppl lol

kenlayisalive October 27, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Haha. I guess that's just the CIA running one of their data scrapers through his account.

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