Ah yes, in the epic battle of Fearful Podunk Nevada White v. Scary Mexicans On Security Tape In Gang Clothing, Harry Reid has joined up with the latter. And yet, Harry Reid looks like a normal white person? And yet he has not defunded these important green security cameras that are keeping our borders safe? But he HAS ALSO funded voyeur cameras watching our children at school? This ad raises many questions that can only be answered by looking at certain frames of this video.
Here’s an important subliminal message: Harry Reid won’t declare English our national lap. But we love sitting on English’s lap!
Traitor.
Harry Reid has given so much education to Messicans and weakened English to such a degree that a renowned language scholar like Sharron Angle can’t even remember how to spell “Social Security.”
Harry Reid has even turned Sharron Angle’s clone demon spawn against her! Look at how they mock her for knowing to fear Mexicans!
But what’s the scariest part of this ad? The man you think is Harry Reid isn’t even him at all! IT’S CLEM!
NOT CLEM!!!!! [YouTube]
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Wow. I haven't seen green beeping scrolling letters like that since they canceled JAG.
They cancelled JAG???
How can this halfwit be leading in the polls?
The 14 Million she took in from "outside" sources aka corprat donations aka Koch Bucks helped pile on the commercials helps.
Considering that Reid was down by as much as 15 points before she "won" the primary, this doesn't look all that great. It won't take much to knock her off in the next election (assuming the Teabaggers don't save the US America by killing its democratic institutions.)
All the quarter-wits who are voting for her.
She's running in Nevada.
Harry Reid voted against English-only cell phones. Twice.
I have some Old English. I don't wear cologne though. I don't know if Harry voted to ban it or not.
Hey metamarcisf, everytime I see one of your comments you have positive Wonket Whore Points (deservedly so), yet your overall Whore Score is in the negative three-digits. What gives?
I think he pesters teabaggers on their half-literate blogs.
Too many Krauthammer jokes on Breitbart. Like today, I posted on another one of Charlie's videos by saying something like: "Ladies and Gentlement: Lou Gehrig!". It may not have been appreciated.
So Nevada is now Arizona?
Flat, hot and full of idiots.
Nevada is about as flat as Kim Andorian, Cardassian, Kardashian, eh, whatever in the hell her name is.
If Angle wins she promises to move Nevada up near Canada to avoid the brownz. God knows they could use the rain.
And who really wants to represent a sparse, desert-like sand pit where the people are insane and live on the trickle down from gamblers out-of-state?
I'm fully aware that I live in a state full of morons, but electing Angle would be a stretch even for here. It blows my mind that this race is even close. I'm blaming it on outside influences, since most of the state's Republican organizations are backing Reid because Sharron is such a goddamn fruitcake.
Uh, Clem?
i cracked the secret of the clem embedding. subliminally saying or showing "clem" to a teabagger of a certain age is going to automatically elicit a "kadiddlehopper" response.
see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clem_Kadiddlehopper for more information.
good night, and god bless.
Red minds think alike, Cardboard Boxcar Kitteh…though one of 'em does so way too obscurely.
Hi I'm Sharon Angle, and if your like me, you just might be stupid enough to believe half this shit.
I'm you!
Harry Reid voted to give illegal aliens…to Meg Whitman to clean her toilets? Reid voted against declaring English our national lapdance (it is Nevada after all)…and a nice British accent with my next lapdance would be cool….it's a clem…entine orange those mexican illegals are picking….why does Harry hate oranges?
That's just classic illiterate teabaggery. Although I do think we need a national lap.
…dance
'Benefiz' is Spanish for 'benefits'.
See, tis moocho bearday.
Sharron Angle WILL build that fence with Mexico to keep them Mexicans OUT of Nevada!!1! Wait, what? Nevada doesn't even border Mexico? Oh, uh , sorry.
This video would have been funnier if the soundtrack was Narco Corridos.
And, if no one has said it before, Sharron Angle, the extra "r" is for fucking retard.
Maybe it'll keep out the Mormons or the Californians.
I heard Harry has a map of the border tattooed on his chest.
Jesus Christ, this shit makes the Willie Horton ad look like MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.
A high school friend went on an anti-Mexican tirade in front of me a few months ago, and informed me that "The US is the only country that allows people to speak more than one language and forces businesses to make signs that use another language."
I was so speechless that English, at that moment, failed me. I did manage to sputter that she had never actually left the state, much less the country, but that did not deter her from letting me know that "Spanish is an ugly language."
Hahahahahahaha
I presume she's never been outside of US America.
I guess I'll know she's visited here in Canada City when someone freaks out about Ketchup bottles in English and French.
What's Quebecois for "bullshit?"
Annie, point out that Switzerland has four languages, French, German, Italian and Romansh; Belgians speak both French and Dutch and the Luxembourgers (the richest European country) speak French, German and Luxembourgish.
Stupid Europeans with all their fancy languages, always lording it over me… some day I'll show them!
I started by explaining Canada to her, and saw her eyes glaze over. That is when I remembered that facts are not as powerful as molten hatred for brown people is.
Bravo! You're the first person that I can remember who's ever heard of Romansh.
I am having a nerdtasm
I thought Belgians spoke Flemish?
"Phlemish," if you are swayed by Benny Hill.
also, belgians are to the french what the polish are to whoever makes the polish jokes here.
Belgians (and Swiss, for that matter) are just French with a bath.
Flemish is Belgian Dutch just like Walloon is Belgian French.
Also, you could point out that although Swedes in Finland make up a very small minority (~6-7%), EVERYTHING has to be in both Finnish and Swedish. (And yes, the languages are very, very different.) Cuz, you know, Sweden owned Finland for a looooong time.
Yeah, I actually ended up showing her my Chinese money, which includes Mongolian, Uighur, Russian, and Chinese characters on it, but she was not convinced.
She's really going to freak out when those Chinese characters are showing up on American currency.
Don't forget the Sami in Sweden, Norway and Finland!
Oh snap! But really, the Sami are "indigeneous" people. Their eyes are even kinda slanty (compared to the rest of Scandinavians) – look it up! They're practically Eskimos. Blondish Eskimos, but still…
So you can be sure their language isn't officially sanctioned, taught, or otherwise propagated by the governments of Sweden, Norway or Finland.
Blondish Eskimos? I would like to invoke Rule 34 here. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ru...
People like that really torque my jaws. (I been waiting and waiting to use that phrase – for whatever reason, I love it!) Having been fortunate enough, both while in the military and thereafter, to visit several countries, it never ceases to amaze me how multi-lingual they are and we aren't. Regardless of their official language, you can find someone who speaks English.
yeah, in India they have fucking 18 official languages recognized in the constitution. States can have even more if they want.
For the record, I know this, but seriously doubt that my friend knows where India is.
Isn't that where the Indy 500 is held?
Harry Reid voted AGAINST making Teabag the official language of the United States. TWICE!
Press 1 for English, 2 for Espanol, 3 for Teabaggerese
Here in evil old China, each of the 56 official ethnic groups gets to use it's language in signs. In an autonomous county, prefecture, region or whatever, everyone gets primary and secondary school instruction in the local language, be it Uighur or Tibetan or whatever.
Actually, I used to live in Xinjiang, and I can attest that that is not true.
Well, I have no experience with Xinjiang, and defer to your knowledge.
Who is that sexy thing in the first screengrab with the chest tattoo, and is he single?
A Clem with benefiz is fucking funny!
Why is Angle trashing Reid for not voting to make English the official language — I'd think that illiterate harpy would be grateful.
Wouldn't it be cheaper to smush all of those graphics together and say:
Harry Reid: He's not scared of brown people. Shouldn't we be scared of him?
i salute squire reid for joining with rest of us continental patriots and voting against making the english our national lap. take that, king george, you tyrant! we shall stand on our own two feet. if we can push ourselves up off our couches. give us a minute, please…. oh, could someone give us a hand, we seem to be stuck… clem, could you help us here? could we secure something social from you, my dear neighbor, but once or twice? i assure you, we shall never forget.
So how good a job has Harry done mowing the lawn on the National Mall?
It's obvious when you get fringe characters like the Senate Majority Leader and the Presidents of the United States and Mexico all on one side, they're obviously gonna be against … Apple pie? Tooth decay? Retardation?
The subtext of this ad was too subtle for me to grasp – until they showed the young white girl and the big scary hispanic men.
I'm Sharron Angle and I am too stupid to learn a second language (heck, my parents couldn't even figure out how to spell Sharon.)
That's a cute story, Mr. President.
Ya know, when you clock the human race against the stopwatch of history, it's a new record every time.
Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
Why did the short-hair cross the road?
Hey Pablo, he broke the President!
This is what you get when you run the Las Vegas mob out of Nevada.
You want your crime organized or not?
I thought Vegas was run by the Chicago Outfit?
I thought it was run by DeNiro and Pesci.
Wait, I thought that Sharon Angle was a Asian Anchor Baby? Or was that Michelle Malkin? Those damn Orientals all look alike.
Sharon Angle might be the one-woman cure for "yellow fever".
It's an off-label use (i.e., FDA hasn't approved it yet,) but she's also the one-woman cure for "erection".
And on Lionel's point above, ping-pong balls are 3 for $.99 every day at Kmart. That's how I tell 'em apart.
Is Sharron Angle saying the Harry Reid is giving children lap dances or is she saying it is the other way around? I haz a confused (yes, again…I know, I know, it's an olde thing).
Well then, it has something in common with Andrew Breitbart.
Harry Reid wants to force the Messican lap into the mouths of all the little white school chilrenz.
Lap Dances and Benefiz for everyone under Commissar Reid!
I'm not even much of a Harry "he was a boxer a hunnard years ago!" Reid, but where do I sign up?
Free blow jobs for all, or forget it.
I like the shaming the blond is giving her shitty white husband. Clearly Reid is also responsible for his cock be much smaller than her previous men. If we could keep out the browns this wouldn't happen to our white boys!!!
also Jesus.
YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!! Does that bitch not have the "you're a fucking pussy" look on her face or not?!! Grow a man beard, douche, and go kick some Messican ass!!! Chuck Norris wouldn't sit there looking all mamby pamby jes cause some brownz were washing dishes at IHOP.
Imogene Coca! That's who this hilarious subhuman reminds me of! Aunt Edna from National Lampoon's Vacation!
OK, carry on.
Lurid green can mean only one thing: X-Files. That might go a long way in explaining Sharron Angle's inability to convince real people that she's human.
I think someone should check her arms and legs to make sure they're not prosthetic. I seem to recall an episode involving the torso of a woman strapped to a car creeper.
I'll wait (with bated breath!) for the x-rated version. Carl Palidino will send me a link…
I knew I was on Wonkette instead of Fox when you spelled it "bated" instead of "baited"
"The truth is out there. I mean way, way out there."
Harry Reid (A.K.A. Clem) is a brown? Bleach couldn't make Harry Reid whiter. Green kids? Someone has her tint control set all wrong.
Does this mean Limey Lizzie is our national lap? I'm good with that.
Holy Aryan brotherhood Batman!!! She just out KKK'd the KKK!
You never thought it would be some batty, shriveled up old PTA mom, did ya!
"Harry Reid: Think it over tonight. And if you're not beheaded by the morning, Vote for Sharon Angle"
Wait, if Harry Reid is an illegal Mexican, and the Mexicans are all actually Asian…
Oh my God, Harry Reid is Red Chinese!
To tell a family secret, his grandmother is Dutch.
You know, I think even the taxes-are-evil-fantasy-cowboy-wannabees that infest the non-coastal parts of California would be able to recognize that this woman is deranged. Of course, many of them would still support her because she's the Repo, so maybe that explains Nevada, but, still, fuck.
I mean, hello Nevadans (even Nevada Republicans). Harry Reid is about as Republican as you can get and still run as a Democrat. He is also the fucking Senate Majority Leader, and will probably retain that position, if he is re-elected.
Sharron Angle is a loose cannon (as even her former compatriots in the Nevada legislature will tell you), who will certainly be a reliable NO vote on pretty much anything, but who is never likely to be an influential Senator because (1) she has no visible "people skills", and (2) she really doesn't know shit about anything.
Do you people really WANT to throw away Nevada's current disproportionate power in the Senate? Well, carry on then.
taxes-are-evil-fantasy-cowboy-wannabees
Excellent.
Actually, the disproportionate crazy runs across the Miller/Angle/Rand spectrum.
And, William Sharon, Nevada (R) senator in 1875-81 was a scummy bully who paved the way for all future taxes-are-evil-fantasy-cowboy-wannabees-corrupt US senators.
I'm originally from Fresno, and I would posit that, to my estimation, 70% of the whites and even 25% of the (greater than first generation) Latinos love these types.
But has he got any Black in him? Would he like some?
"No, kids, we are not going to read Neruda's poetry. Or any of Gabriel Marquez, dammit. Sit down and listen! Today I'm reading you "Sharron and the Big Fence (She Hired Diego to Build)"."
No white people were actually harmed during the filming of this ad.
Harry looks like he would stroke out if he ate hot sauce.
If we must have an official language, let it be Latin!! More jobs for us Classics majors!
Needz moar "Machete"
Damn sometimes it seems like polite well-groomed young white people simply cannot catch a break in this country.
Always being kept down by the man …
But on the right side, when everyone knows that being black on the left side is better. What, no one else wanted to go with the Star Trek reference?
Harry Reid: not paranoid enough for the senate.
AND I KNOW SHE'S SLEEPING WITH THE BEES!!!!!!!
There is. I…. have a… friend who has seen it.
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