AQUA BEATINGS  9:42 am October 26, 2010

Rand Paul Aqua Buddhists Stomp On Some Poor Woman’s Head

by Riley Waggaman

Aqua Buddha Says: You must blindfold that head and offer it marijuana before you stomp on itOh no, another Rand Paul scandal involving a lady and Aqua Buddha! This just seems careless: A woman from MoveOn approached Rand Paul before a debate and tried to give him a piece of paper, which symbolized Rand Paul’s cronyism or something. (Or maybe she wanted an autograph?) It doesn’t even matter, because Rand Paul’s loyal band of Aqua Buddhist monks surrounded this lady, threw her on the ground and stomped on her head. That’s not how you treat a lady! Aqua Buddha taught his disciples that ladies should always be tied up, dragged into the woods and then forced to smoke “the weed.” Aqua Buddha does not like it when his followers Square Dance on human heads. That is not what He teaches. Oh well. Let’s watch the video and then pretend to be surprised!

According to the Louisville Courier Journal, “Lauren Valle of MoveOn.org approached Paul and tried to give him an “employee of the month award” from Republicorp…a fake business MoveOn created to symbolize what it says is the merger of the GOP and business interests controlling political speech.”

This lady was just asking to have her head stomped. (Christ, what is this? The Weimar Republic? It seems as though every politician has his/her own squad of violent Freikorps goons, just stomping on heads/arresting people/practicing witchcraft.) [TPM/YouTube]

 

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dr_giraud October 26, 2010 at 9:47 am

Pussies. Where were their guns?

twoeightnine October 26, 2010 at 10:01 am

On the rack in their pickup truck.

V572625694 October 26, 2010 at 11:02 am

And handcuffs. What kind of goon doesn't pack a coupla pairs of bracelets, or at least nylon cable ties like the cops use these days.

steveduncan111 October 26, 2010 at 9:47 am

Some process servers have all the fun………

weejee October 26, 2010 at 9:48 am

Randster's Paultards did this in Kentucky? Strange way of horsing around in the Bluegrass State. I woulda expected something like this from the smack-down courtiers who hang around Connecticut Repubican senate candidate Linda McMahon.

horsedreamer_1 October 26, 2010 at 10:24 am

Needs more metal folding chair, in the event.

anniegetyourfun October 26, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Elbow Drop of Death, too also.

x111e7thst October 26, 2010 at 9:48 am

"It seems as though every politician has his/her own squad of violent Freikorps goons, just stomping on heads/arresting people/practicing witchcraft."

Wasn't there a Stephen King novel about this?

jqheywood October 26, 2010 at 11:01 am

Not every politician…just the tea party republicans ones….

Terry October 26, 2010 at 9:48 am

The tea baggers whine about losing their rights (although they can't name which rights they've lost). Then they turn around and casually and frequently violate the rights of other people.

Fare la Volpe October 26, 2010 at 10:24 am

You sound shocked that people who want government to get out of their medicare would have even the slightest sense of cognitive dissonance.

DoktorZoom October 26, 2010 at 10:35 am

They're fully in favor of privatizing rights violations.

Beowoof October 26, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Which would then mean their rights are not being violated by the government. Another private sector win.

zhubajie October 26, 2010 at 11:48 pm

Of course! That's what T-tardism is all about! Privileges for them, the boot for the rest of us! Their lost Utopia, the Jim Crow South, was all about that!

DCHatesMe October 26, 2010 at 9:48 am

Hefty teabaggers stomp skinny girl while chanting "We Are Fat! We Are Fat!"

Prizepig October 26, 2010 at 9:54 am

She's lucky they didn't run her over with a Rascal Power Scooter.

Fare la Volpe October 26, 2010 at 10:25 am

Hey, Bernice and Joy, tell everyone which power wheelchair you used to crush the skull of a liberal protestor!

HOVEROUND-HOVEROUND-HOVEROUND-HOVEROUND

Badonkadonkette October 26, 2010 at 9:50 am
mrblifil October 26, 2010 at 10:14 am

Gladney's rescheduled trial is supposed to start soon. Sure has taken a long time for Gladney's medical records to become a matter of public record…

Sue4466 October 26, 2010 at 9:51 am

Kind of lost the funny on this one.

twogoats October 26, 2010 at 9:58 am

Kinda too 1968

horsedreamer_1 October 26, 2010 at 10:26 am

More 1970. But, yes, Kent State. Kentucky. If I'm a LIEbrul, & a smoker, I don't ever light up a Kent.

BerkeleyBear October 26, 2010 at 10:48 am

I dunno – at least the cops didn't beat her to the ground ala Daley's finest.

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 10:35 am

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing more actual thuggish violence from the teabaggers in the future, as well as more domestic terrorism incidents, which we've had a few of these past few years. All the violent rhetoric that Beck and other leaders are riling them up with can't help but lead to actual incidents like this. It'll be a repeat on the attacks on civil rights and anti-war marches in the 60s, except much less coherent.

horsedreamer_1 October 26, 2010 at 10:37 am

Say what you will about the Klan, but, at least, they stood for something.

Sue4466 October 26, 2010 at 10:40 am

Sadly, I agree. Credo Mobile just posted about this on its page and asked if this is what the Tea Party means when it keeps telling the Dems to "man up."

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 11:01 am

I had figured they just meant "hur hur Dems are homos (and wommens is weak), but thinking about it, and how Sharron "second-amendment solutions" Angle is one of the prime pushers of the meme, does make it seem worse now.

Sue4466 October 26, 2010 at 11:23 am

There's always a bit of misogyny in any taunt of "you're such a girl" or "man up," because the implicit meaning is that there's something wrong or lesser about being female. There's not, but a lot of assholes like to think so.

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2010 at 9:51 am

To be fair, some of them MoveOn people can be a bit annoying, but not to the point of needing to go all Donald Sutherland/Day of the Locust on them (someone already copped the American History X reference in the previous thread).

Texan_Bulldog October 26, 2010 at 10:48 am

Yeah & the Code Pink ladies are even more annoying but you never see Capitol police stomping on their heads–they manage to give them a gentlemanly escort out of the chambers.

GOPCrusher October 26, 2010 at 3:39 pm

No. But the overwhelming Tea Bagger response on other message boards reporting this story is that EVERY member of MoveOn or Code Pink needs to be stomped for the heinous crime of belonging to these organizations.
Of course, any mention of rounding up the Tea Baggers and putting them in FEMA built concentration camps, is cause for being accused of denying them their First Amendment Right.

Negropolis October 27, 2010 at 12:46 am

I'll take it you missed the Code Pink lady getting clotheslined by the Denver police during the 2008 Democratic convention? Then again, the DPD will clothesline any object that moves.

zhubajie October 26, 2010 at 11:50 pm

She WAS rather indiscreet; surely she knows the dangers of provoking Brownshirt wannabes?

Learn some martial arts before you do this, folks.

DoktorZoom October 26, 2010 at 9:52 am

This is far less than what happened to poor Kenneth Gladney at the hands of those SEIU thugs. Oh, sure, this video shows a closeup view of one man tackling and holding Ms. Valle down while another stomps on her, while the Gladney video only shows the guy falling down briefly and getting up again. BUT!!!! the very next day Gladney appeared at a tea party event in a wheelchair with a neck brace, so there's no way that this assault was in any way worse, because the closeup excludes any wild speculation about what might have happened off-camera.

I think she's gay!

horsedreamer_1 October 26, 2010 at 10:27 am

She's Messican for sure; not gay, necessarily.

Get it right!

anniegetyourfun October 26, 2010 at 1:03 pm

I only just now watched the Gladney video, and I was, like, "I thought someone actually hit him?"

refudiatedness October 26, 2010 at 9:52 am

She was totally asking for a head stomping. Just look at how she was dressed…

deelzebub October 26, 2010 at 10:03 am

It's a good thing she didn't try this at a Ken Buck rally. Fascist asshole sons of bitches all of them.

4TheTurnstiles October 26, 2010 at 9:53 am

Wow, these guys are fantastic on issues that matter most to women.

Or maybe I should say: they have the self-hating daddy issues vote locked up tight.

DashboardBuddha October 26, 2010 at 9:54 am

And yet this fucker will still win.

Ruhe October 26, 2010 at 12:28 pm

As a sad native (born and raised) of the Bluegrass State I can confirm that you are certainly right. If the voters of this state even notice this incident their reaction almost uniformly will be "well what did that bitch think was gonna happen?"
Kentucky sucks.

HELisforHEL October 26, 2010 at 1:03 pm

I continue being amazed and disheartened that all anyone has to scream is LOWER TAXES!!11!!!! SMALLER GOVERNMENT!!!1!!!!111!!! ad nauseum to win over the moron set. Paultards, Teatards, Republicans–I hate them all with a burning white hot hate.
This country becomes more thuggish every day and seems so proud of it; waving a foam #1 finger in the air, sporting 'Fear This' stickers and having knowledge of nothing other than football stats and People magazine rumors. Bullies. Big stupid bullies. The founding fathers would be so proud.

DustBowlBlues October 26, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Seriously? "People?" For the morans in the Dust Bowl, that's like saying the 'tards are reading the Guardian Online.

Here in the Dust Bowl, it's strictly US Weekly and Newsmax, along with that tabloid women's mag that keeps running the articles they love about how bitches can wash down their pork rinds and fritos with Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper and still lose weight. Oh, and guns and NASCAR magazines, of course.

But not too many of them at once. By the time they make their way through the really important shit in Newsmax, their lips are exhausted.

mumbly_joe October 26, 2010 at 9:54 am

Also, the guy doing the head stomping is wearing a "Don't Tread on Me" pin.

This is actually not even a joke. Really.

DoktorZoom October 26, 2010 at 10:07 am

The pin only refers to the Government treading on Sovereign Citizens. It is perfectly reasonable, even necessary, for a Sovereign Citizen to tread on an enemy of FREEDUMB. /breitbart

Normal human reaction: jebus, these people are weird.

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 10:11 am

It's "don't tread on ME"; don't you understand that different rules apply to teabagging patriots and pinko commies?

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2010 at 10:12 am

In Lexington Union, Teabagger treads on you!

snoopyfan2010 October 26, 2010 at 1:20 pm

How fitting that their symbol is a snake.

TheSheriffsNear October 26, 2010 at 1:52 pm

That's the logical projection of their fear:

I'm afraid of being trod upon! Ergo, I must curb-stomp "the other" to assuage my fear.

Same as it ever was…

lulzmonger October 26, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Reports of the demise of irony right after 9/11 may have been somewhat premature after all.

el_donaldo October 26, 2010 at 9:55 am

complaining about politically motivated beatdowns is so classist, peoople. Only a NASCAR-hating New Elitist resists the will of Das Volk.

horsedreamer_1 October 26, 2010 at 10:28 am

I see you read Charles Murray, as well.

Wonder where on the Bell Curve these jack-boots fall.

CapnFatback October 26, 2010 at 10:46 am

Valle could have made them stop at any time had she only articulated which Jimmie Johnson is the more famous one, duh.

Kitty_Sanchez October 26, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Is that you, Brian Doherty?

4tehlulz_lite October 26, 2010 at 9:55 am

Just some college kids having fun.

itsjesuscriss October 26, 2010 at 9:56 am

Real men would have pulled out their tasers and zapped the little uncooperative one. In the old days, we would use stones and pound them until dead, now-days it is recommended to taser them or stomp their head so that they will live to be stomped another day. Hallelujah.

zhubajie October 26, 2010 at 11:52 pm

Ms Move-on or friends should have ha tasers.

Troubledog October 26, 2010 at 9:57 am

Tea Party Express brings out the best in people.

magic_titty October 26, 2010 at 9:57 am

I won't lie. I'd stomp a LaRouchie.

Come here a minute October 26, 2010 at 9:58 am

They were just urging her along the path to enlightenment, which happens to run under a size 12 jackboot/New Balance walking shoe.

marionetta October 26, 2010 at 12:54 pm

New Balance. Made in China.

xsluggo October 26, 2010 at 9:58 am

Among Rand Paul supporters, this is called foreplay.

June_Cleaver2.0 October 26, 2010 at 9:58 am

Nasty, Effing teabaggers.

prommie October 26, 2010 at 9:59 am

I am alas unable to view videos while ostensibly "working," so I must ask, their shirts, were they brown?

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2010 at 10:02 am

I dunno, but with a last name of Valle, maybe she is, which might further explain the foot-stomping fury.

PocketsTheClown October 26, 2010 at 10:47 am

Haw haw no just sheepy and blamey. Uniforms not nearly as crisp.

Pop_Socket October 26, 2010 at 9:59 am

That is what you get when you sub out security to the Hell's Angels.

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2010 at 10:04 am

It's just a shot away.

horsedreamer_1 October 26, 2010 at 10:29 am

Paint it WHITE.

rocktonsam October 26, 2010 at 9:59 am

Dang, I have my Republicorp Employee of the Month AWARD listed on my resume'.

elviouslyqueer October 26, 2010 at 9:59 am

Kinda hard to be sympathetic to these motherfuckers when the only reason why they didn't continue stomping the protester is because they were being filmed.

anniegetyourfun October 26, 2010 at 1:05 pm

Yes. If that hadn't been there, you know something so much worse would have gone down.

carlgt1 October 26, 2010 at 6:10 pm

that is a scary thought; perhaps that is one good thing about our video-crazed society…

ManchuCandidate October 26, 2010 at 10:01 am

When facism comes to America it will be a fat ignorant asshole waving Ayn Rand and riding a Rascal.

prommie October 26, 2010 at 10:31 am

It wasn't that different when it came to Germany.

PocketsTheClown October 26, 2010 at 10:52 am

So this is why the world is so nervous about us. The douchebags might take over… er..

Beowoof October 26, 2010 at 12:54 pm

And the rascal will be paid for by medicare.

DustBowlBlues October 26, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Quick–before the election–let's quit allowing the fats to buy Rascals with Medicare money. Strike a preemptive blow, just to fuck them.

TanzbodenKoenig October 26, 2010 at 10:03 am

Wow, I'm surprised a member of the Tealiban could stand up from his Medicare scooter long enough (obviously he had the strength of Baby Jeebus/Aqua Buddha to help him smite the godless Muslin). This isn't an outrage people it's a miracle!

Hipple, Rev. Paul T. October 26, 2010 at 11:46 am

That is my take, too. In fact, she even looks to have attacked his foot with her head.

Prizepig October 26, 2010 at 10:03 am

Lesson learned: Do not wear a Red Coat to a teabagger party.

Maman October 26, 2010 at 10:04 am

I am sure those shitekickers will calm right down after the election. Victory tends to make the ignorant and violent calm and introspective

deelzebub October 26, 2010 at 11:24 am

or start flipping police cars and lighting fires….WOOOOO our team that we don't even play on won! Let's wreck the city!

snoopyfan2010 October 26, 2010 at 1:09 pm

And because of that, I hope he loses.

Preferred Customer October 26, 2010 at 10:06 am

In fairness, someone actually told the mouth-breather to stop stepping on her head. I actually think the best part of the video was the confused "what?" look that the old head-stepper gave to the dude who said "no no no no." Not like he was angry or upset that he had to stop–just completely flummoxed. It's the same look I get when trying to do differential calculus.

BerkeleyBear October 26, 2010 at 10:51 am

Mongo no stomp? Why? Mongo like stomping (and candy).

jqheywood October 26, 2010 at 11:12 am

Mongo like Sheriff Breitbart

imissopus October 26, 2010 at 1:12 pm

Mongo straight!

obfuscator2 October 26, 2010 at 11:50 am

he just wanted to pet the pretty lady's hair with his foot.

obfuscator2 October 26, 2010 at 11:53 am

i guess so, but it's pretty disturbing to see that the teabagger code of personal conduct stops just short of STEPPING ON A WOMAN'S HEAD while your buddies hold her down on the pavement. i'd also note that they are apparently ok with slamming a woman on the ground in the first place.

marionetta October 26, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Maybe they thought she was Betty White.

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 10:12 am

What do you think the chances are that these brown shirts have unironically (and historically ignorantly) referred to Obama and liberals as "fascists"?

ManchuCandidate October 26, 2010 at 10:16 am

About the same odds as me taking at least one breath today.

finallyhappy October 26, 2010 at 10:18 am

What I like is when they call us socialists and facists. Stupidity reigns(and rains)

GOPCrusher October 26, 2010 at 3:45 pm

The same as the chances of one of them will justify this act of violence as self defense.

mrblifil October 26, 2010 at 10:16 am

Political theatre is not for the faint of heart. At least she wasn't representing Code Pink in which case some of my sympathies might have gone to the stompers.

SheriffRoscoe October 26, 2010 at 11:35 am

I always get a chuckle when they're having a congressional hearing or something and the code pink person starts acting all jackassy. I think back to my Lewis Carroll, "Collar that Dormouse! Behead that Dormouse! Turn that Dormouse out of court! Suppress him! Pinch him! Off with his whiskers!"

It's funny, no? Some people got no sense of fucking humor.

ColHeightsChic October 26, 2010 at 10:19 am

Makes me a proud American to see the peoples carrying out Glenn Beck's orders to restore honor. USA! USA! USA!

GuanoFaucet October 26, 2010 at 10:20 am

Your move, Joe Miller.

johnnyzhivago October 26, 2010 at 10:20 am

Can you blame them? I'm sure they just thought it was Rachel Maddow…

johnnyzhivago October 26, 2010 at 10:22 am

BTW, you DON'T want to see what Christine's coven of Wharlocks do with their broomsticks when they catch a protester!

iburl October 26, 2010 at 10:22 am

I hates me some redneck misogynist teabaggers. I am filled not with mirth.

fatoots October 26, 2010 at 10:42 am

And I went and read comments at The Hill and WaPo. I am now despondent.

"Lauren Valle is a known street walker in Washington D.C. She is known to be infected with STDs and AIDs. Her parents could not be reached for comment as the prison was holding a count at they time they were contacted.BY dirtbag democrat on 10/26/2010 at 01:14"

"Hahahahahaha!!! Hope she is brain damaged…oh wait…democrap s already are brain damaged. Hope the boot that stomped her head didn't get hurt to badly!BY LLOYD C on 10/26/2010 at 01:04"

"

hahahaha! you could tell she was a moveon.org plant…because when pressure was applied to her neck…some green liberal cheese oozed out of her obama…hahahaha!

Posted by: JWx2 | October 26, 2010 9:49 AM "

BaldarTFlagass October 26, 2010 at 10:52 am

Wow, very sophisticated commentary there. You sure you weren't in the Kid's Korral or something?

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 11:03 am

God, these really are just evil people.

mumbly_joe October 26, 2010 at 11:23 am

The comment threads at Breitbart's Internet Concern are even better- they alternate between openly wishing even greater harm on her, because she's a traitor, and jumping back to their favorite refrain, that the two thugs in that clip were clearly "democratic plants", unlike the Ken Gladney thing, which was airtight, sir. So, she had it coming, but also it's staged, but also they kinda wish she'd been stomped harder and maybe 6 or 7 times.

Dudes really are monstrous, sadistic fascists, to a number.

Beowoof October 26, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Most of these guys are the biggest pussies on the planet. If you confront one of them in real life they run back to their fantasy basement and pretend they are kicking your ass in some video game.

Ruhe October 26, 2010 at 12:36 pm

What you've got to know to understand the Kentucky redneck is that the hate is just there in reserve like an electrical potential waiting to discharge. The object of that hate is arbitrary and can be anything at all including one's own family members.

metamarcisf October 26, 2010 at 10:22 am

There's something about an Aqua Buddha man!

Tundra Grifter October 26, 2010 at 9:39 pm

Hey! That's MY joke – you owe me. BIG.

I only got +20 when I posted it a week ago. Damn right I'm bitter.

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freakishlywrong October 26, 2010 at 10:23 am

This is not in any way indicative of the level of discourse the teatards have endowed this nation. Remember that AFP douche that yelled and threw money at that poor guy with MS? THAT wasn't indicative of it either.

prommie October 26, 2010 at 10:26 am

Oh, I am sure the stomper wasn't even a real teatard, he was a commie agent provocatuer; they are sneaky, those commie fascist Kenyans.

mumbly_joe October 26, 2010 at 11:31 am

Each and every one of those incidents, of which there have been dozens, was an isolated incident, sir! Not like those terrifying (and black!) New Black Panther people, who are a nation-spanning conspiracy.

HistoriCat October 26, 2010 at 4:47 pm

We know it's a conspiracy because we can't pin down their numbers … only a handful of them have been spotted.

Beowoof October 26, 2010 at 1:02 pm

The funny thing about the guy he was throwing money at, he is nuclear physicist who got sick. The fear for me is that this is how all sick people can be expected to be treated by these bastards.

GOPCrusher October 26, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Sadder yet, was a week later, he was all apologetic for acting like a complete asshat. Claiming that he has never acted like that before, he was just swept up in the "mob mentality".
That is exactly what people like Dick Armey and Glenn Beck are counting on.

ph7 October 26, 2010 at 10:25 am

I dunno – at first glance, she does resemble Squeaky Fromme. Curb them first, let Aqua Buddha sort 'em out later?

gurukalehuru October 26, 2010 at 10:28 am

Shoddy journamalism on the part of the lame stream media once again. This guy's face is seen clearly. How long does it fucking take to find out his name?

xsluggo October 26, 2010 at 10:35 am

It rhymes with shmannity.

horsedreamer_1 October 26, 2010 at 10:30 am

Awaiting Koan from Alvin Greene.

The_Great_Gazoo October 26, 2010 at 10:33 am

She's cute. But she's no Squeaky Fromme.

Fare la Volpe October 26, 2010 at 10:37 am

I think Joe Teabagger was aiming for an American History X style curb stomp, but, realizing the lady was white, remembered that she deserves some civility.

nachoproblem October 26, 2010 at 11:52 am

Maybe it was just his terrible aim, and/or the foot-diabeetus.

Eve8Apples October 26, 2010 at 10:40 am

This is what happens when tea baggers confuse American politics with pro wrestling – Second Amendment remedies delivered by Hulk Hogan.

fuhrius October 26, 2010 at 10:41 am

If these crackers don't make you pull out your checkbook to provide more security for Mr. Morris Dees nothing will. And that was one tough broad- not even a hint of fear in the post head-stomp interview. The thugs will only become really dangerous if Denny's starts offering free grand slams to anyone with blood on their hands. The stasi went out and found targets. That's way too much work for AnnRand Paul fan boys.

itsjesuscriss October 26, 2010 at 10:42 am

If she didn't want her head stomped, why did she place it on the curb?

Weenus299 October 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm

I guess this should be a lesson to all Movin' On persons. She should've just shut up and slapped a water balloon in his face.

If I'm going to get the crap kicked out of me, I'm going to do something really insane to deserve it.

Pop_Socket October 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm

First Rule of Street Fights: Never fall to the ground. Once your opponent can kick you, you are dead.

BerkeleyBear October 26, 2010 at 10:46 am

The thing that bites is that in another clip over on TPM, it is clear the Paul security team is a few feet away, yet never get involved. Which raises all kinds of questions about both why the Teahadists could possibly think they needed to do anything when the actual security wasn't acting – and why the actual security dudes didn't lift a finger to help a woman getting stomped.

Oh, and at the same event some woman with foot surgery stitches got stepped on by a Conway supporter, refused medical treatment (for her sutures supposedly opening), immediately filed an assault complaint – and is getting equal (if not more) love from the local media. Next on FOX – False Equivalency Theater, with your Hosts Glenn Beck and Juan Williams.

BornInATrailer October 26, 2010 at 10:49 am

Seems like a reasonable reaction.

Golfing_OJ October 26, 2010 at 2:46 pm

I'm so sick of these assholes. Kill em all.

zhubajie October 26, 2010 at 11:56 pm

Unfortunately, that's how they feel about us, too. Jayhawkers vs Bushwhackers here we come.

prommie October 26, 2010 at 10:49 am

More research needs to be devoted to the theory that belief in libertarian ideology or Ayn Rand's fucktarded asshole cult is in most cases not just an indicator of, but a symptom of, sociopathic/narcisstic/borderline personality disorder. I have never known a libertarian who wasn't one of these things (they're just fancy psuedo-scientific words for "complete, utter, total, hopeless asshole prick," anyway).

Chet Kincaid October 26, 2010 at 12:35 pm

And if those "sociopathic/narcisstic/borderline personality disorder" people have a spiritual bent rather than an atheistic one, they're into Thelema, the "me-first" religion. "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law," sayeth Ayn Crowley–I mean Aleister. "Sex Magick" is the Thelemite's Invisible Hand.

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Since the whole ideology is nothing more than a juvenile, pseudo-intellectual justification for acting as an amoral, selfish, sociopathic dickhead, it definitely attracts people with pathological psychiatric issues (well with adults; most people who buy into the bullshit are just teenagers who'll get over it); although I'm not sure whether Randism is the disease or a symptom.

prommie October 26, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Well, libertarians, to be honest, come in more than one flavor, social, and economic, lets call them, I am socially libertarian, in the, "leave people alone as long as they're not hurting anyone" way, but the economic libertarians, they're the "might makes right, fuck you, I've got mine, the weak deserve to die," and that belief IS a loathsome pathological disease. Rand-tards are just a hero-worshipping, authoritarian subset of the same, also known as soft-fascists. They don't want to kill the inferior, they're content to watch them slowly die; like we did with the Native Americans, no gas chambers, but they're still pretty much gone.

nachoproblem October 26, 2010 at 10:52 am

According to the wingtards, it's her moral Second Amendment duty to shoot that guy in the head. I mean, since he is attacking both her body and her freedums, it is a clear case of self-defense to blow some holes in him unquestioningly. And of course to do it yourself instead of socialistically robbifying the publics by making the police do stuff.

If he was brown, that is.

OneDollarJuana October 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm

From what I understand, if this had happened in Florida she would have had the legal right to shoot him in the face. Maybe those gun nuts have a point…

nachoproblem October 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Yeah, if their point is that we need guns to defend ourselves from them.

I wonder sometimes if it would be worth it for all the libruls to show up packing heat some day, just once, to see how that shoe fits on the other foot. Then I remember that they'll call it a "War of Socialist Aggression" and spend the next thousand years proudly reenacting the special "newly-researched" version where they don't lose horribly. What's the use?

loquacioustunes October 26, 2010 at 10:53 am

I'm actually surprised. Paducah, Kentucky seems like such a sensitive, progressive place.

Lascauxcaveman October 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm

What surprises me is that Paducah, Kentucky actually exists.

I always thought it was one of those goofy, made-up place names like Bumfug, Alabama or Poughkeepsie, NY.

CapnFatback October 26, 2010 at 11:00 am

Lesse, several beefy men wrestling one slight woman to the ground, stomping on her head, and calling for the cops as if she were the threat–seems to me that they're one Cheney shotgun blast to her face from getting an apology out of her.

imissopus October 26, 2010 at 1:23 pm

To be perfectly fair, it's not clear from the video if someone is yelling for the cops because he thinks she's the threat or if they want the cops to come break the thing up.

CapnFatback October 26, 2010 at 3:36 pm

A longer clip at Huffington Post shows that the call for police happens almost immediately when they grab the young lady, and by the way Romper Stomper turns his head (:18 in HuffPo video), he looks to be the one screaming vociferously for the cops.

HempDogbane October 26, 2010 at 11:02 am

Teabagger is Jack-Tennied Thug.

pdiddycornchips October 26, 2010 at 11:05 am

gotta love the cops in Kentucky. They're "investigating" the incident? If that had been a brotha stomping on a white girl he'd have been arrested and scheduled for lynching today.

prommie October 26, 2010 at 11:24 am

They have to determine how much damage she caused to his sneaker, so they know what degree of assualt to charge her with.

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 11:32 am

But it's gonna be impossible to identify the guy, I mean it's not like they've got a record of his face, voice and group identification or anything.

Beetagger October 26, 2010 at 11:08 am

More jack-booted Buddhists. God, I'm sick of them.

OneDollarJuana October 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Don't Buddhists wear sandals? These must be Boot-ists.

natoslug October 26, 2010 at 11:12 am

I wish I could snark about this, but all it does is make me sad and somewhat more hateful of assholes.

Rev_Lemonjello October 26, 2010 at 11:16 am

On the upside, that's the most exercise these cousin-fuckers have gotten in years. Also, anyone else surprised that teabaggers have actual feet instead of hooves?

notreelyhelping October 26, 2010 at 11:18 am

Vie shall march und a road of bones! Sieg Paul! Ayn Rand uber alles!

*barf*

mavenmaven October 26, 2010 at 11:20 am

Yes, Riley, this period shares an uncanny resemblance to the Weimar Republic, all the way to the election of a gifted minority leader inciting the extreme right to violence. Only instead of Brecht we have Bieber.

SayItWithWookies October 26, 2010 at 11:31 am

Nice to know these motherfuckers are picking up that torch passed by Martin Luther King. Too bad they're beating women and minorities with it though.

donner_froh October 26, 2010 at 11:34 am

"It seems as though every politician has his/her own squad of violent Freikorps goons"

You could sell tickets to the upcoming Night of the Long Knives and Nazi Bloodbath that will occur when the wrong groups of goons rub against each other.

Gopherit October 26, 2010 at 11:48 am

Stomping on a woman who looks a little like Rachel Maddow in Paducah will get you a 5 point bump in the polls. The republicans know their game.

smitallica October 26, 2010 at 11:48 am

People, let's ask ourselves the question no one seems to have the courage to ask:

Did the bitch have it comin'?

HOFAH October 26, 2010 at 11:51 am

Hope those fuckers like Eddyville. Stomping on someone's head takes on a completely different connotation in that place.

SheriffRoscoe October 26, 2010 at 11:55 am

If you watch the video you will see that the guy who actually "takes it too far" by literally putting the woman's head under his foot and administering the compressions, is a slack-jawed retard. On the other hand, when Bill O'Reilly's roving producers set out to ambush one of the liberals whom he so hates, with cameras, there is never a slack-jawed retard present to react in similar fashion. Could it be because liberals don't travel with packs of slack-jawed retards? Discuss.

Lascauxcaveman October 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Herpp-derp vote derrrmocrat! Bbbburrrrr-frttzz, derp!

GOPCrusher October 26, 2010 at 3:55 pm

* drool *

glamourdammerung October 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm

When it takes more than one teabagger to stomp a 90 pound woman, that is some epic Brownshirt fail.

jakegittes October 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Needs moar white on white violence.

Extemporanus October 26, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Today, we all have violent Teabaggers on our mind.

thecryingeagle October 26, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Well look what we have here: http://intoxination.net/jamie/one-last-night-s-as

Shocker, he is gun rights "activist."

lumpenprole October 26, 2010 at 1:09 pm

Noticing that makes you an elitist, somehow.

gurukalehuru October 26, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Good work, Crying Eagle.

Pop_Socket October 26, 2010 at 1:52 pm

At least he didn't shoot her.

thecryingeagle October 26, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Here's his wingnut profile: http://www.meetup.com/Kentucky-Open-Carry/members

Gratuitous World October 26, 2010 at 12:49 pm

yes, but was there a backwards "R" carved in her face? didn't think so.

imissopus October 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm

I'm-a jes' gonna raise mah foot and stomp on this heah curb, and if some demoncrat librul's head happens to get between mah foot and the ground, well that's jes' too damn bad…

carlgt1 October 26, 2010 at 1:31 pm

the zealous crybaby teabaggers identified within hours a woman who called Breitbart "gay" — so how long will it take them to "out" their own violent misogynist facists?

TheSheriffsNear October 26, 2010 at 1:56 pm

How much longer before they start singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" or whatever their version of the Horst Wessell Lied turns out to be?

Then comes the shattering of windows at Mosques, yoga studios, Starbucks and Volvo dealerships.

carlgt1 October 26, 2010 at 2:00 pm

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face– for ever. (George Orwell, "1984")

el_donaldo October 26, 2010 at 2:08 pm

When the Reason Paultards drop back in to troll some more, someone ask them at what point Ayn Randian libertarianism transitioned into blanket support for facism? Oh, it was there all along? Thanks, never mind.

sezme October 26, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Kinda puts that Andrew Breitbart touching incident into perspective.

obfuscator2 October 26, 2010 at 2:53 pm

i guess this kind of violent misogyny is just part of living in obama's america!!!1!11!

lulzmonger October 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Like others, I too am getting a whiff of that vintage Weimar Republic stench. One would hope the FBI & Secret Service are aware of just how dangerously unstable & volatile their area of jurisdiction is becoming right now. (/nosnark)

HistoriCat October 26, 2010 at 4:56 pm

I could see the Secret Service getting worried but the FBI is too busy trying listen in on every peace/animal rights/green activist's every phone call. Obviously they know where the real danger is.

FlownOver October 26, 2010 at 6:31 pm

There's still time.

JMPEsq October 26, 2010 at 11:31 am

The weird thing is, it's mostly women who seem to be pushing this "man up" shit, but then they are mostly anti-feminists who want the government to oppress most women other than themselves.

Sue4466 October 26, 2010 at 11:45 am

I agree, it seems inexplicable. But then right wing women have always decried feminists while at the same time being totally willing to live with the freedoms feminism brought them while at the same time buying into rigid gender roles. Plus, I never underestimate any politicians to play any wedge issue just to get votes.

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