Rand Paul Aqua Buddhists Stomp On Some Poor Woman’s Head

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Aqua Buddha Says: You must blindfold that head and offer it marijuana before you stomp on itOh no, another Rand Paul scandal involving a lady and Aqua Buddha! This just seems careless: A woman from MoveOn approached Rand Paul before a debate and tried to give him a piece of paper, which symbolized Rand Paul’s cronyism or something. (Or maybe she wanted an autograph?) It doesn’t even matter, because Rand Paul’s loyal band of Aqua Buddhist monks surrounded this lady, threw her on the ground and stomped on her head. That’s not how you treat a lady! Aqua Buddha taught his disciples that ladies should always be tied up, dragged into the woods and then forced to smoke “the weed.” Aqua Buddha does not like it when his followers Square Dance on human heads. That is not what He teaches. Oh well. Let’s watch the video and then pretend to be surprised!

According to the Louisville Courier Journal, “Lauren Valle of MoveOn.org approached Paul and tried to give him an “employee of the month award” from Republicorp…a fake business MoveOn created to symbolize what it says is the merger of the GOP and business interests controlling political speech.”

This lady was just asking to have her head stomped. (Christ, what is this? The Weimar Republic? It seems as though every politician has his/her own squad of violent Freikorps goons, just stomping on heads/arresting people/practicing witchcraft.) [TPM/YouTube]

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183 comments

    1. V572625694

      And handcuffs. What kind of goon doesn't pack a coupla pairs of bracelets, or at least nylon cable ties like the cops use these days.

  1. weejee

    Randster's Paultards did this in Kentucky? Strange way of horsing around in the Bluegrass State. I woulda expected something like this from the smack-down courtiers who hang around Connecticut Repubican senate candidate Linda McMahon.

  2. x111e7thst

    "It seems as though every politician has his/her own squad of violent Freikorps goons, just stomping on heads/arresting people/practicing witchcraft."

    Wasn't there a Stephen King novel about this?

  3. Terry

    The tea baggers whine about losing their rights (although they can't name which rights they've lost). Then they turn around and casually and frequently violate the rights of other people.

    1. Fare la Volpe

      You sound shocked that people who want government to get out of their medicare would have even the slightest sense of cognitive dissonance.

      1. Beowoof

        Which would then mean their rights are not being violated by the government. Another private sector win.

    2. zhubajie

      Of course! That's what T-tardism is all about! Privileges for them, the boot for the rest of us! Their lost Utopia, the Jim Crow South, was all about that!

    1. Fare la Volpe

      Hey, Bernice and Joy, tell everyone which power wheelchair you used to crush the skull of a liberal protestor!

      HOVEROUND-HOVEROUND-HOVEROUND-HOVEROUND

    1. mrblifil

      Gladney's rescheduled trial is supposed to start soon. Sure has taken a long time for Gladney's medical records to become a matter of public record…

      1. horsedreamer_1

        More 1970. But, yes, Kent State. Kentucky. If I'm a LIEbrul, & a smoker, I don't ever light up a Kent.

    1. JMPEsq

      The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing more actual thuggish violence from the teabaggers in the future, as well as more domestic terrorism incidents, which we've had a few of these past few years. All the violent rhetoric that Beck and other leaders are riling them up with can't help but lead to actual incidents like this. It'll be a repeat on the attacks on civil rights and anti-war marches in the 60s, except much less coherent.

      1. Sue4466

        Sadly, I agree. Credo Mobile just posted about this on its page and asked if this is what the Tea Party means when it keeps telling the Dems to "man up."

        1. JMPEsq

          I had figured they just meant "hur hur Dems are homos (and wommens is weak), but thinking about it, and how Sharron "second-amendment solutions" Angle is one of the prime pushers of the meme, does make it seem worse now.

          1. Sue4466

            There's always a bit of misogyny in any taunt of "you're such a girl" or "man up," because the implicit meaning is that there's something wrong or lesser about being female. There's not, but a lot of assholes like to think so.

          2. JMPEsq

            The weird thing is, it's mostly women who seem to be pushing this "man up" shit, but then they are mostly anti-feminists who want the government to oppress most women other than themselves.

          3. Sue4466

            I agree, it seems inexplicable. But then right wing women have always decried feminists while at the same time being totally willing to live with the freedoms feminism brought them while at the same time buying into rigid gender roles. Plus, I never underestimate any politicians to play any wedge issue just to get votes.

  4. BaldarTFlagass

    To be fair, some of them MoveOn people can be a bit annoying, but not to the point of needing to go all Donald Sutherland/Day of the Locust on them (someone already copped the American History X reference in the previous thread).

    1. Texan_Bulldog

      Yeah & the Code Pink ladies are even more annoying but you never see Capitol police stomping on their heads–they manage to give them a gentlemanly escort out of the chambers.

      1. GOPCrusher

        No. But the overwhelming Tea Bagger response on other message boards reporting this story is that EVERY member of MoveOn or Code Pink needs to be stomped for the heinous crime of belonging to these organizations.
        Of course, any mention of rounding up the Tea Baggers and putting them in FEMA built concentration camps, is cause for being accused of denying them their First Amendment Right.

      2. Negropolis

        I'll take it you missed the Code Pink lady getting clotheslined by the Denver police during the 2008 Democratic convention? Then again, the DPD will clothesline any object that moves.

    2. zhubajie

      She WAS rather indiscreet; surely she knows the dangers of provoking Brownshirt wannabes?

      Learn some martial arts before you do this, folks.

  5. DoktorZoom

    This is far less than what happened to poor Kenneth Gladney at the hands of those SEIU thugs. Oh, sure, this video shows a closeup view of one man tackling and holding Ms. Valle down while another stomps on her, while the Gladney video only shows the guy falling down briefly and getting up again. BUT!!!! the very next day Gladney appeared at a tea party event in a wheelchair with a neck brace, so there's no way that this assault was in any way worse, because the closeup excludes any wild speculation about what might have happened off-camera.

    I think she's gay!

    1. anniegetyourfun

      I only just now watched the Gladney video, and I was, like, "I thought someone actually hit him?"

    1. deelzebub

      It's a good thing she didn't try this at a Ken Buck rally. Fascist asshole sons of bitches all of them.

  6. 4TheTurnstiles

    Wow, these guys are fantastic on issues that matter most to women.

    Or maybe I should say: they have the self-hating daddy issues vote locked up tight.

    1. Ruhe

      As a sad native (born and raised) of the Bluegrass State I can confirm that you are certainly right. If the voters of this state even notice this incident their reaction almost uniformly will be "well what did that bitch think was gonna happen?"
      Kentucky sucks.

    2. HELisforHEL

      I continue being amazed and disheartened that all anyone has to scream is LOWER TAXES!!11!!!! SMALLER GOVERNMENT!!!1!!!!111!!! ad nauseum to win over the moron set. Paultards, Teatards, Republicans–I hate them all with a burning white hot hate.
      This country becomes more thuggish every day and seems so proud of it; waving a foam #1 finger in the air, sporting 'Fear This' stickers and having knowledge of nothing other than football stats and People magazine rumors. Bullies. Big stupid bullies. The founding fathers would be so proud.

      1. DustBowlBlues

        Seriously? "People?" For the morans in the Dust Bowl, that's like saying the 'tards are reading the Guardian Online.

        Here in the Dust Bowl, it's strictly US Weekly and Newsmax, along with that tabloid women's mag that keeps running the articles they love about how bitches can wash down their pork rinds and fritos with Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper and still lose weight. Oh, and guns and NASCAR magazines, of course.

        But not too many of them at once. By the time they make their way through the really important shit in Newsmax, their lips are exhausted.

  7. mumbly_joe

    Also, the guy doing the head stomping is wearing a "Don't Tread on Me" pin.

    This is actually not even a joke. Really.

    1. DoktorZoom

      The pin only refers to the Government treading on Sovereign Citizens. It is perfectly reasonable, even necessary, for a Sovereign Citizen to tread on an enemy of FREEDUMB. /breitbart

      Normal human reaction: jebus, these people are weird.

    2. JMPEsq

      It's "don't tread on ME"; don't you understand that different rules apply to teabagging patriots and pinko commies?

    3. TheSheriffsNear

      That's the logical projection of their fear:

      I'm afraid of being trod upon! Ergo, I must curb-stomp "the other" to assuage my fear.

      Same as it ever was…

  8. el_donaldo

    complaining about politically motivated beatdowns is so classist, peoople. Only a NASCAR-hating New Elitist resists the will of Das Volk.

    1. CapnFatback

      Valle could have made them stop at any time had she only articulated which Jimmie Johnson is the more famous one, duh.

  9. itsjesuscriss

    Real men would have pulled out their tasers and zapped the little uncooperative one. In the old days, we would use stones and pound them until dead, now-days it is recommended to taser them or stomp their head so that they will live to be stomped another day. Hallelujah.

  10. Come here a minute

    They were just urging her along the path to enlightenment, which happens to run under a size 12 jackboot/New Balance walking shoe.

  11. prommie

    I am alas unable to view videos while ostensibly "working," so I must ask, their shirts, were they brown?

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      I dunno, but with a last name of Valle, maybe she is, which might further explain the foot-stomping fury.

  12. elviouslyqueer

    Kinda hard to be sympathetic to these motherfuckers when the only reason why they didn't continue stomping the protester is because they were being filmed.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      Quick–before the election–let's quit allowing the fats to buy Rascals with Medicare money. Strike a preemptive blow, just to fuck them.

  13. TanzbodenKoenig

    Wow, I'm surprised a member of the Tealiban could stand up from his Medicare scooter long enough (obviously he had the strength of Baby Jeebus/Aqua Buddha to help him smite the godless Muslin). This isn't an outrage people it's a miracle!

  14. Maman

    I am sure those shitekickers will calm right down after the election. Victory tends to make the ignorant and violent calm and introspective

    1. deelzebub

      or start flipping police cars and lighting fires….WOOOOO our team that we don't even play on won! Let's wreck the city!

  15. Preferred Customer

    In fairness, someone actually told the mouth-breather to stop stepping on her head. I actually think the best part of the video was the confused "what?" look that the old head-stepper gave to the dude who said "no no no no." Not like he was angry or upset that he had to stop–just completely flummoxed. It's the same look I get when trying to do differential calculus.

    1. obfuscator2

      i guess so, but it's pretty disturbing to see that the teabagger code of personal conduct stops just short of STEPPING ON A WOMAN'S HEAD while your buddies hold her down on the pavement. i'd also note that they are apparently ok with slamming a woman on the ground in the first place.

  16. JMPEsq

    What do you think the chances are that these brown shirts have unironically (and historically ignorantly) referred to Obama and liberals as "fascists"?

  17. mrblifil

    Political theatre is not for the faint of heart. At least she wasn't representing Code Pink in which case some of my sympathies might have gone to the stompers.

    1. SheriffRoscoe

      I always get a chuckle when they're having a congressional hearing or something and the code pink person starts acting all jackassy. I think back to my Lewis Carroll, "Collar that Dormouse! Behead that Dormouse! Turn that Dormouse out of court! Suppress him! Pinch him! Off with his whiskers!"

      It's funny, no? Some people got no sense of fucking humor.

  18. ColHeightsChic

    Makes me a proud American to see the peoples carrying out Glenn Beck's orders to restore honor. USA! USA! USA!

    1. fatoots

      And I went and read comments at The Hill and WaPo. I am now despondent.

      "Lauren Valle is a known street walker in Washington D.C. She is known to be infected with STDs and AIDs. Her parents could not be reached for comment as the prison was holding a count at they time they were contacted.BY dirtbag democrat on 10/26/2010 at 01:14"

      "Hahahahahaha!!! Hope she is brain damaged…oh wait…democrap s already are brain damaged. Hope the boot that stomped her head didn't get hurt to badly!BY LLOYD C on 10/26/2010 at 01:04"

      "

      hahahaha! you could tell she was a moveon.org plant…because when pressure was applied to her neck…some green liberal cheese oozed out of her obama…hahahaha!

      Posted by: JWx2 | October 26, 2010 9:49 AM "

      1. BaldarTFlagass

        Wow, very sophisticated commentary there. You sure you weren't in the Kid's Korral or something?

      2. mumbly_joe

        The comment threads at Breitbart's Internet Concern are even better- they alternate between openly wishing even greater harm on her, because she's a traitor, and jumping back to their favorite refrain, that the two thugs in that clip were clearly "democratic plants", unlike the Ken Gladney thing, which was airtight, sir. So, she had it coming, but also it's staged, but also they kinda wish she'd been stomped harder and maybe 6 or 7 times.

        Dudes really are monstrous, sadistic fascists, to a number.

        1. Beowoof

          Most of these guys are the biggest pussies on the planet. If you confront one of them in real life they run back to their fantasy basement and pretend they are kicking your ass in some video game.

    2. Ruhe

      What you've got to know to understand the Kentucky redneck is that the hate is just there in reserve like an electrical potential waiting to discharge. The object of that hate is arbitrary and can be anything at all including one's own family members.

    1. Tundra Grifter

      Hey! That's MY joke – you owe me. BIG.

      I only got +20 when I posted it a week ago. Damn right I'm bitter.

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  19. freakishlywrong

    This is not in any way indicative of the level of discourse the teatards have endowed this nation. Remember that AFP douche that yelled and threw money at that poor guy with MS? THAT wasn't indicative of it either.

    1. prommie

      Oh, I am sure the stomper wasn't even a real teatard, he was a commie agent provocatuer; they are sneaky, those commie fascist Kenyans.

    2. mumbly_joe

      Each and every one of those incidents, of which there have been dozens, was an isolated incident, sir! Not like those terrifying (and black!) New Black Panther people, who are a nation-spanning conspiracy.

      1. HistoriCat

        We know it's a conspiracy because we can't pin down their numbers … only a handful of them have been spotted.

    3. Beowoof

      The funny thing about the guy he was throwing money at, he is nuclear physicist who got sick. The fear for me is that this is how all sick people can be expected to be treated by these bastards.

    4. GOPCrusher

      Sadder yet, was a week later, he was all apologetic for acting like a complete asshat. Claiming that he has never acted like that before, he was just swept up in the "mob mentality".
      That is exactly what people like Dick Armey and Glenn Beck are counting on.

  20. ph7

    I dunno – at first glance, she does resemble Squeaky Fromme. Curb them first, let Aqua Buddha sort 'em out later?

  21. Fare la Volpe

    I think Joe Teabagger was aiming for an American History X style curb stomp, but, realizing the lady was white, remembered that she deserves some civility.

  22. Eve8Apples

    This is what happens when tea baggers confuse American politics with pro wrestling – Second Amendment remedies delivered by Hulk Hogan.

  23. fuhrius

    If these crackers don't make you pull out your checkbook to provide more security for Mr. Morris Dees nothing will. And that was one tough broad- not even a hint of fear in the post head-stomp interview. The thugs will only become really dangerous if Denny's starts offering free grand slams to anyone with blood on their hands. The stasi went out and found targets. That's way too much work for AnnRand Paul fan boys.

    1. Weenus299

      I guess this should be a lesson to all Movin' On persons. She should've just shut up and slapped a water balloon in his face.

      If I'm going to get the crap kicked out of me, I'm going to do something really insane to deserve it.

  24. BerkeleyBear

    The thing that bites is that in another clip over on TPM, it is clear the Paul security team is a few feet away, yet never get involved. Which raises all kinds of questions about both why the Teahadists could possibly think they needed to do anything when the actual security wasn't acting – and why the actual security dudes didn't lift a finger to help a woman getting stomped.

    Oh, and at the same event some woman with foot surgery stitches got stepped on by a Conway supporter, refused medical treatment (for her sutures supposedly opening), immediately filed an assault complaint – and is getting equal (if not more) love from the local media. Next on FOX – False Equivalency Theater, with your Hosts Glenn Beck and Juan Williams.

  25. prommie

    More research needs to be devoted to the theory that belief in libertarian ideology or Ayn Rand's fucktarded asshole cult is in most cases not just an indicator of, but a symptom of, sociopathic/narcisstic/borderline personality disorder. I have never known a libertarian who wasn't one of these things (they're just fancy psuedo-scientific words for "complete, utter, total, hopeless asshole prick," anyway).

    1. Chet Kincaid

      And if those "sociopathic/narcisstic/borderline personality disorder" people have a spiritual bent rather than an atheistic one, they're into Thelema, the "me-first" religion. "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law," sayeth Ayn Crowley–I mean Aleister. "Sex Magick" is the Thelemite's Invisible Hand.

    2. JMPEsq

      Since the whole ideology is nothing more than a juvenile, pseudo-intellectual justification for acting as an amoral, selfish, sociopathic dickhead, it definitely attracts people with pathological psychiatric issues (well with adults; most people who buy into the bullshit are just teenagers who'll get over it); although I'm not sure whether Randism is the disease or a symptom.

      1. prommie

        Well, libertarians, to be honest, come in more than one flavor, social, and economic, lets call them, I am socially libertarian, in the, "leave people alone as long as they're not hurting anyone" way, but the economic libertarians, they're the "might makes right, fuck you, I've got mine, the weak deserve to die," and that belief IS a loathsome pathological disease. Rand-tards are just a hero-worshipping, authoritarian subset of the same, also known as soft-fascists. They don't want to kill the inferior, they're content to watch them slowly die; like we did with the Native Americans, no gas chambers, but they're still pretty much gone.

  26. nachoproblem

    According to the wingtards, it's her moral Second Amendment duty to shoot that guy in the head. I mean, since he is attacking both her body and her freedums, it is a clear case of self-defense to blow some holes in him unquestioningly. And of course to do it yourself instead of socialistically robbifying the publics by making the police do stuff.

    If he was brown, that is.

    1. OneDollarJuana

      From what I understand, if this had happened in Florida she would have had the legal right to shoot him in the face. Maybe those gun nuts have a point…

      1. nachoproblem

        Yeah, if their point is that we need guns to defend ourselves from them.

        I wonder sometimes if it would be worth it for all the libruls to show up packing heat some day, just once, to see how that shoe fits on the other foot. Then I remember that they'll call it a "War of Socialist Aggression" and spend the next thousand years proudly reenacting the special "newly-researched" version where they don't lose horribly. What's the use?

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      What surprises me is that Paducah, Kentucky actually exists.

      I always thought it was one of those goofy, made-up place names like Bumfug, Alabama or Poughkeepsie, NY.

  27. CapnFatback

    Lesse, several beefy men wrestling one slight woman to the ground, stomping on her head, and calling for the cops as if she were the threat–seems to me that they're one Cheney shotgun blast to her face from getting an apology out of her.

    1. imissopus

      To be perfectly fair, it's not clear from the video if someone is yelling for the cops because he thinks she's the threat or if they want the cops to come break the thing up.

      1. CapnFatback

        A longer clip at Huffington Post shows that the call for police happens almost immediately when they grab the young lady, and by the way Romper Stomper turns his head (:18 in HuffPo video), he looks to be the one screaming vociferously for the cops.

  28. pdiddycornchips

    gotta love the cops in Kentucky. They're "investigating" the incident? If that had been a brotha stomping on a white girl he'd have been arrested and scheduled for lynching today.

    1. prommie

      They have to determine how much damage she caused to his sneaker, so they know what degree of assualt to charge her with.

    2. JMPEsq

      But it's gonna be impossible to identify the guy, I mean it's not like they've got a record of his face, voice and group identification or anything.

  29. natoslug

    I wish I could snark about this, but all it does is make me sad and somewhat more hateful of assholes.

  30. Rev_Lemonjello

    On the upside, that's the most exercise these cousin-fuckers have gotten in years. Also, anyone else surprised that teabaggers have actual feet instead of hooves?

  31. mavenmaven

    Yes, Riley, this period shares an uncanny resemblance to the Weimar Republic, all the way to the election of a gifted minority leader inciting the extreme right to violence. Only instead of Brecht we have Bieber.

  32. SayItWithWookies

    Nice to know these motherfuckers are picking up that torch passed by Martin Luther King. Too bad they're beating women and minorities with it though.

  33. donner_froh

    "It seems as though every politician has his/her own squad of violent Freikorps goons"

    You could sell tickets to the upcoming Night of the Long Knives and Nazi Bloodbath that will occur when the wrong groups of goons rub against each other.

  34. Gopherit

    Stomping on a woman who looks a little like Rachel Maddow in Paducah will get you a 5 point bump in the polls. The republicans know their game.

  35. smitallica

    People, let's ask ourselves the question no one seems to have the courage to ask:

    Did the bitch have it comin'?

  36. HOFAH

    Hope those fuckers like Eddyville. Stomping on someone's head takes on a completely different connotation in that place.

  37. SheriffRoscoe

    If you watch the video you will see that the guy who actually "takes it too far" by literally putting the woman's head under his foot and administering the compressions, is a slack-jawed retard. On the other hand, when Bill O'Reilly's roving producers set out to ambush one of the liberals whom he so hates, with cameras, there is never a slack-jawed retard present to react in similar fashion. Could it be because liberals don't travel with packs of slack-jawed retards? Discuss.

  38. glamourdammerung

    When it takes more than one teabagger to stomp a 90 pound woman, that is some epic Brownshirt fail.

  39. imissopus

    I'm-a jes' gonna raise mah foot and stomp on this heah curb, and if some demoncrat librul's head happens to get between mah foot and the ground, well that's jes' too damn bad…

  40. carlgt1

    the zealous crybaby teabaggers identified within hours a woman who called Breitbart "gay" — so how long will it take them to "out" their own violent misogynist facists?

  41. TheSheriffsNear

    How much longer before they start singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" or whatever their version of the Horst Wessell Lied turns out to be?

    Then comes the shattering of windows at Mosques, yoga studios, Starbucks and Volvo dealerships.

  42. carlgt1

    If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face– for ever. (George Orwell, "1984")

  43. el_donaldo

    When the Reason Paultards drop back in to troll some more, someone ask them at what point Ayn Randian libertarianism transitioned into blanket support for facism? Oh, it was there all along? Thanks, never mind.

  44. lulzmonger

    Like others, I too am getting a whiff of that vintage Weimar Republic stench. One would hope the FBI & Secret Service are aware of just how dangerously unstable & volatile their area of jurisdiction is becoming right now. (/nosnark)

    1. HistoriCat

      I could see the Secret Service getting worried but the FBI is too busy trying listen in on every peace/animal rights/green activist's every phone call. Obviously they know where the real danger is.

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