YEAH! FILL IN THAT BUBBLE! YEAH! FILL IT UP! JOE MILLER THAT SHIT!
This ballot could use more flannel and beard, though. [YouTube]
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I guess the message is that this isn't his first pretend election?
WHEN WILL HE TELL THE PEOPLE OF ALASKA THAT HE (ALLEGEDLY) LOST HIS PENIS FIGHTING SADDAM?!!
That's just irresponsible of him. I mean, I've put mine in some strange places before but I always seem to know where it is the next morning.
Did you ever write a song about it, though? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4
love that song!
That is damn funny beacuse it's true.
Many of his prospective voters can't actually read, but can remember "Fill in fourth bubble down." This is a training film. If I could vote in AK I'd totally be on Team Gianoutsos.
That's Ted "Big Ted" Gianoutsos buddy boy. I'm not even making that up.
(Note to self: learn to count to Four by Nov.)
you sure that wasn't hidden-camera footage of his campaign staff pre-filling fakes to stuff the box?
You just know they're all planning massive-scale election fraud – Rovey and the Kochtopus didn't drop all those billions to NOT win control of Congress.
Needs more Black Panther.
Outside the lines! Doesn't count!
It's just like taking the SATs! Which most Alaskans have probably never done, since college is for those book-readin' elitists.
Oh man. That guy totally voted the shit out of that ballot. All over her tits.
This is, indeed, ballot/voting porn.
30% disabled, 100% crazy
Next bubble, Lizard People!
Thanks. That video is going to be the basis of six months of litigation.
"Keep fuckin' that chicken!"
Nice of the video to show where the line for write-in candidates is. Remember: Myrrh-Cow-SKi
"I love votin' fer Joe Miller – bubble fillin's way easier than learnin' how ta spell Markewsky!"
Lessee, hmmm. HERE IT IS! This one is letter M! Gotta be that Lisa Mercosplay lady. I DUN VOTED RITE!
Mercosplay? I can haz Exotic Gothic Lolita senator? Put it on! Put it on! C‑SPAN forever.
Whoever cast that ballot really voted the shit out of it. There was so much pen rubbing against the circle I think I heard a cry of pleasure..
If I watch the video more than once, is that voter fraud? I'm confused.
Miller has a serious problem. If you are a real tea-partier, you can't fill in the bubble, as that is just the Obama Socialist Government telling what to do.
Plus the Founding Fathers never filled out no oval!
Notice the counter-clockwise movement of the pencil.
Must be a communist voter!
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