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TEABAG PORN

October 25, 2010

Joe Miller Uploads Weird Hidden-Camera Video of Person Voting For Him

by Jack Stuef  


YEAH! FILL IN THAT BUBBLE! YEAH! FILL IT UP! JOE MILLER THAT SHIT!

This ballot could use more flannel and beard, though. [YouTube]

{ 27 comments }

SayItWithWookies October 25, 2010 at 2:41 pm

I guess the message is that this isn't his first pretend election?

Gopherit October 25, 2010 at 2:48 pm

WHEN WILL HE TELL THE PEOPLE OF ALASKA THAT HE (ALLEGEDLY) LOST HIS PENIS FIGHTING SADDAM?!!

SayItWithWookies October 25, 2010 at 2:50 pm

That's just irresponsible of him. I mean, I've put mine in some strange places before but I always seem to know where it is the next morning.

the_problem_child October 25, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Did you ever write a song about it, though? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

thebeatgoeson08 October 25, 2010 at 7:21 pm

love that song!

Monsieur_Grumpe October 25, 2010 at 3:56 pm

That is damn funny beacuse it's true.

V572625694 October 25, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Many of his prospective voters can't actually read, but can remember "Fill in fourth bubble down." This is a training film. If I could vote in AK I'd totally be on Team Gianoutsos.

Katydid October 25, 2010 at 3:07 pm

That's Ted "Big Ted" Gianoutsos buddy boy. I'm not even making that up.

Barrelhse October 25, 2010 at 8:35 pm

(Note to self: learn to count to Four by Nov.)

BrentKockman October 25, 2010 at 2:53 pm

you sure that wasn't hidden-camera footage of his campaign staff pre-filling fakes to stuff the box?

You just know they're all planning massive-scale election fraud – Rovey and the Kochtopus didn't drop all those billions to NOT win control of Congress.

SexySmurf October 25, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Needs more Black Panther.

BaldarTFlagass October 25, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Outside the lines! Doesn't count!

JMPEsq October 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm

It's just like taking the SATs! Which most Alaskans have probably never done, since college is for those book-readin' elitists.

Zvi_Bleindmeis October 25, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Oh man. That guy totally voted the shit out of that ballot. All over her tits.

Negropolis October 26, 2010 at 5:50 am

This is, indeed, ballot/voting porn.

johnnyzhivago October 25, 2010 at 3:38 pm

30% disabled, 100% crazy

Monsieur_Grumpe October 25, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Next bubble, Lizard People!

4tehlulz_lite October 25, 2010 at 4:11 pm

Thanks. That video is going to be the basis of six months of litigation.

Not_So_Much October 25, 2010 at 4:14 pm

"Keep fuckin' that chicken!"

Pop_Socket October 25, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Nice of the video to show where the line for write-in candidates is. Remember: Myrrh-Cow-SKi

bumfug October 25, 2010 at 4:21 pm

"I love votin' fer Joe Miller – bubble fillin's way easier than learnin' how ta spell Markewsky!"

Gleem_McShineys October 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm

Lessee, hmmm. HERE IT IS! This one is letter M! Gotta be that Lisa Mercosplay lady. I DUN VOTED RITE!

transfatz October 25, 2010 at 9:19 pm

Mercosplay? I can haz Exotic Gothic Lolita senator? Put it on! Put it on! C‑SPAN forever.

JustPixelz October 25, 2010 at 8:58 pm

Whoever cast that ballot really voted the shit out of it. There was so much pen rubbing against the circle I think I heard a cry of pleasure..

WordPress_Sucks October 26, 2010 at 1:12 am

If I watch the video more than once, is that voter fraud? I'm confused.

LionelHutzEsq October 26, 2010 at 2:13 am

Miller has a serious problem. If you are a real tea-partier, you can't fill in the bubble, as that is just the Obama Socialist Government telling what to do.

Plus the Founding Fathers never filled out no oval!

Push_Harder October 26, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Notice the counter-clockwise movement of the pencil.

Must be a communist voter!

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