What an inspiring speech! There’s birther Phil Berg, leader of this rally, hacking up phlegm and relaying the laundry list of “proof” we all know now by heart that the president was not born in the United States. As Dave Weigel notes, there were “dozens of people” at this thing! That is a really big rally! Actually, Weigel has been the only journalist to cover this event at all, which is a real shame, because pretty soon that fat guy in the back with the Captain America hoodie is going to discover the “smoking gun” of the field of Obama-birth-certificate science, and everyone in the media is going to be really embarrassed for stopping their breathless coverage of these cretins so early in the game.
This rally, which was held at the foot of the Capitol, probably confused foreign tourists into thinking a member of Congress was at the mic presenting some important facts about the president for the first time, and really that’s the best you can hope for at a rally on the Mall. After all, you’re just shouting to a crowd of like-minded people, whether that’s 200,000 followers or 17, so it’s best just to scare and/or annoy families trying to visit the Air and Space Museum “for the lolz.”
“Is the conspiracy theory about Obama’s citizenship fading? No; it’s a germ that jumped hosts,” Weigel writes. Even if it is faltering, the birther movement will forever live on in all our hearts, a constant reminder of how beautiful this country is.
And it will live on on this dumb billboard in Arkansas these Orly wannabes put up.
And on a Facebook archive of better times.
In a way, all patriots are friends of Phil Berg. Or at least those who have WOKEN UP to the fact that there is a BLACK GUY in the White House. [Weigel/Obama Crimes/Facebook]
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Joe Ocho, TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK!!!
Ocho Stinko.
IF HE DOES, HOW ELSE CAN HE EXPRESS HOW ANGRY HE IS?? HENGHH?
Ocho, hmm…, sounds awfully Mexican to me. Let's see his birth certificate before he is allowed to post any more.
His dazzledness cannot be expressed in the smaller letters. It's just that dazzlfying.
This isn't Joe Ocho's first capital offense against our Wonkette.
And in both of his photos he looks like George Orwell.
Coincidence?
Your memory is simply archival. What kind of indexing method do you use?
The Jim Beam method of ol' memory joggin'?
Close — I actually owe my preternatural power of recall to a proprietary recipe for Maker's Mark, meth, and mango smoothie smart drinks.
There's a limit to how serious you can look when Captain America is standing behind you with a 10 foot flag being held up by his wang.
I'm sorry, was that the upper or lower limit on facebook friends?
I can only hope to someday reach my limit for friends.
I've blown thru my limit of about 10.
I've had many friends who reached their limit for me.
It's a painful irony that Mr. Berg is against stem cell research, because if he grew a new hand or foot he could accommodate five more friends.
Needz moar Swansons/Lawrence Welk reruns
Stupid birthers. Only the pope can annul a presidency.
Though being a Catholic Church official, he'd be more inclined to anal it.
I'm guessing the word "massive" refers to their future coronaries.
Calm down, Phil. They're obviously waiting until they have the votes in Congress to impeach him on his forged birth certificate. Just a few more weeks and everything will be back to normal.
The real Captain America, Steve Rodgers, has always been a Roosevelt-style liberal; the only way he would be at a birther rally would be if it was the insane, racist '50s impostor Cap. CAPTAIN AMERICA, SHOW US YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!
Joe Ocho: Yes, the Tanach and Talmud, sure, that helps, but if you want to understand how and why Barry Soweto is actually president, then you're going to need to get very familiar with the Necronomicon by the "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred and the Chemical Wedding of the Rosicrucians. and then I recommend all the works associated with the Golden Dawn, any Book of the Dead, etc. Get busy. Report back in five years, and I'll add some more key texts to that. The conspiracy is huge, and you're going to have to know it all.
I'm sure the writings of Erich von Däniken will be relevant here as well.
Right, Barry committed fraud on the voters by choosing to run with the name Barack Hussein Obama. Because no name better screams "you can trust me" to US Merkins than Hussein.
Who writes the signs for these folks?! "Annul the Ineligible Presidency"?! If that was on SNL people would laugh their ass off. Someone needs to take charge of that fucking gaggle of idiots and lay down the law – NO STEWPID SINEZ. How embarrassing would that be if they had made the real news?!
They are proud of they igorinse.
That was all part of the plot
BHOBHS hatched when he was in the womb. Destroy all evidence of Kenyan birth. Plant false newspaper announcements in Hawaii. Erase memory of all neighbors. Become an orphan so mother and father can't spill the beans. Become U.S. Senator by running against Alan Keyes. Then waltz into the White House.It's elegant in its simplicity.
Taitz or GTFO.
IT DOESN'T HURT TO KNOW THE TANACH AND THE BABYLONIAN TALMUD AS WELL.
Pure genius. Now let's bottle it and sell it, to delusional people.
Who gets to clean up the after-birther?
If these idiots win next week, we all will.
Hillary is going to play midwife on that in 2016.
What he doesn't say is that most of his "friends" are just people he barely remembers from high school who are trying to get him to bring drinks to their 30th annual hometown loser bash.
I knew the birther movement was going nowhere fast when I found out that Oily Tits refused to do anal.
Orly Taitz anal birthing is as good an explanation as any for the Tea party.
Don't worry, x, you know she definitely does buttsecks, but she spells it "annul".
Jesus Christ. I'm up to my limit on these mouth breathing, willfully ignorant, klaxon sounding fucks.
You only posted Video 1 of 6. In # 6 he reveals the secret that OBAMA'A HALF BLACK!!!11!!!
FOX News footage will show a very different story.
The sad thing is that they are but one show host on FOX from having to be taken seriously by the media.
Michelle Bachmann estimated the crowd to be 10 million.
Where has Michelle been lately?
Did anyone notice that the billboard has "Birthcertificate" as a portmanteau word like the Germans /Nazis do…"Gerburtsurkunde"…..?
Yes. This is what happens when the birthers refuse to pay a designer to create their dumb signs because they can do it just as gooder in PowerPoint or MS Paint.
THEM ARTISTS IS ALL COMMIE MUSLINS DONCHA KNOW?!!11!!!
Heineken?? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Yay! Me heart a B.V. quote.
PBR or GTFO
Obama's crack assassins were looking to take this truthteller out before everyone learned the real facts, as opposed to the false facts. Sniper range these days is about a mile, so you can safely say that the attendance was about 3 million people who were outside the 1-mile zone of exclusion. This is the kind of information the MSM DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE!
Are we sure that's a costume on that guy holding the giant flag? I am more leaning toward the theory that this individual "wears his underwear on the outside, including some on his head, in public."
Like all sane patriots should.
I wish I had as much time on my hands as these birther assclowns do. On the other hand, though, I can donate $1,000 or more on their website!
Even the American flag is trying to eated Capt. America who looks like he started regretting volunteering to hold that flag at about 1:30
Wow. That looks even more dull than the last party we had at my place. Bonus points though for noting at about the 6 minute mark that Obama is "more interested in playing basketball" than in producing his birf certificate. That's not racist.
Oh, come now. The Tanach and the Babylonian Talmud? Might as well add the Epic of Gilgamesh and the Code of Hammurabi.
Things to do:
1) Purchase helicopter
2) Paint it black
3) Hover menacingly over the next meeting of these certified crackpots.
Or just play the sound of a hovering helicopter on hidden speakers nearby. That'll learn 'em.
I always mix up my Tanach and Talmud…
Lest anyone forget, Philip J. Berg, Esq. is a prolific equal opportunity presidential lawsuitard.
Sue everybody.
I've always skeptical about the birth certificate brouhaha, but Phil's persuasive speaking style and indisputable facts have swayed me. Also, Paul is dead.
You know, sometimes I think that the people that organize these things are merely racist. Horribly racist, you know, but that that is the extent of their problems. And then I see the signs that they make, and I realize, dear god, these people actually ARE schizophrenic, and we're laughing at them.
Not that I have a problem with mocking the mentally ill or anything.
"Tanach?" Talmud? Our Constitution is Jewish?
Rick Sanchez was right!
I keep hoping that these people will just get bored and go away, but then we still have Jesse Ventura telling everyone that will listen, and some that don't, that JFK was killed by the FBI/CIA/Mafia/etc.
40 years from now, President Obama will be lying in state at the Rotunda and some dumbass will say to someone else standing in line, "You know, we never did see his official birth certificate."
Of course, if Texas is still writing our textbooks then, everyone will learn about Obama's fake birth certificate right there in sixth grade civics class.
Here's a funny coincidence: I recently thought about how I need to renew my elitist Non-Driver ID card, and started getting paperwork together for it, but my room is a mess, and I barely have a file system, so I thought to myself, "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE."
So, if you think about it, those guys and I have something in common.
Michelle Bachmann WISHES she could be that crazy. There wasn't a Bible at the second swearing in? The birth certificate cover-up goes all the way to Rupert Murdoch?! "When we remove Obama from office, I will have a press conference…"
I feel like I just wolfed down a chocolate chip cookie-dough blizzard of lunacy spread over a pan of double-fudge rubber room brownies.
"I left my notes at home, this is coming from my head."
You know when Reagan closed the mental institutions, I thought it was to save money.
But clearly they just needed the votes.
IT STARTS WITH THE CONSTITUTION AND ENDS WITH FACEBOOK YOU CANT JUST GO AROUND LETTING AFRICANS BE PRESIDENT OR THEY WILL ALL WANT TO BE PRESIDENT THIS IS OBVIOUS AND GOES WITHOUT SAYING READ YOUR ETRUSCAN PYRGI TABLETS PEOPLE!!!
"This is all coming from my head." You don't say…
There are FIVE MORE INSTALLMENTS of this? Homey don't THINK SO.
Headline was supposed to be "Crowd of Massive Birthers Had a Rally On The Mall This Weekend."
So you can't be a cop if you know Rev. Wright? Honestly I'm tired of the slander against Wright. He was a loudmouth reverend but he's no different from the rest.
I disagree. He's not in it for the money or the boys.
The real villain in all this is that incompetent halfwit Chief Justice JOHN ROBERTS. He administered the oath of office without CHECKING FOR ID. You can't buy a beer in this country without showing ID, but Roberts lets just anyone with 338 Electoral College votes become President. IMPEACH JOHN ROBERTS!!! IMPEACH JOHN ROBERTS!!!!!! (I have reached the limit of exclamation points.)
i hope they (whoever the left wing 'they' resistence ends up being) is keeping a copy of all this shit. you know so when american is dragged into bachmann's dystopian future and china invades the moon we can pull out the bowl of popcorn and pop this into whatever device we are using next week.
cause even eddie izzard gets old and this never does.
My guess is it'll be Green Lantern hoodies that dominate Stewart's shingdig.
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JOE OCHO USES HANACH & BABYLONIAN TALMUD!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
More journalists at the rally than people paying attention, Thankfully this great american patriot is proud to speak up about obamacrimes and passports and birthcertificates and the lizard people, also,
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