Sure, when you see Christine O’Donnell talking in debates about not knowing any Supreme Court cases or any current members of the Senate, you think, “There’s at least a 50% chance this woman is Jesus Christ incarnate.” But you didn’t think she’d actually admit it. Well, THINK AGAIN. In an interview with The 700 Club airing tomorrow, O’Donnell reveals that she actually died once but then rose from the dead when God wanted her to represent Delaware in the U.S. Senate. “If I didn’t believe that there were [sic] a cause greater than myself worth fighting for, if I didn’t believe that it takes a complete dying of self to make things right in this election cycle, I would not be running, and when you die to yourself, you rely on a power greater than yourself,” she said, referring to the power of emerging out of a funeral cave as a zombie-Jesus Senate candidate.
And also God gave her “desire,” which is why she has loud sex with “pudding cup” men all the time:
I still pray this now: God will give you the desires of your heart. Some people think its what you want. God will give you what you want but He will create those desires in you so that you have a passion to do what He is calling you to
Makes sense. God wants her to be an unemployed masturbation-hater who runs for Senate professionally.
You gave me this desire of my heart to serve the people of Delaware to go in there and be your voice in Congress. Help me here! (Laughs)”
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Christine O’Donnell: “You know, I don’t even go win or lose. I believe win. I know that God called me to this.
And when has a person who believed God was telling them to do something ever been wrong? See you in the Senate, Christine. [CBN]