Don’t worry, Robert Gibbs (or whatever) is not that into the First Lady’s potatoes. Friday was just International Caps Lock/Type Like A 15-Year-Old Playing “Counter-Strike” On AOL Instant Messenger Day. (Either that OR the White House Twitter has been infected with a Chuck Grassley computer virus?) [The Hill]
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Photos of the First Lady’s sweet potatoes sounds nice, how about her melons?
It's too grammatically correct to fall under Grassley's billing. But the message ought to have Grandpa Cornpants among the first out there for 'tater-harvesting, steel bucket in hand.
I'm more disturbed by the 100+ people who felt the overwhelming need to retweet this.
Ok, I confess. I retweeted.. but only because I FUCKIN' LOVE SWEET POTATOES!!!!!!
As do I, but I snort ungodly amounts of cocaine. What's your excuse?
The Chronic.
Ev'rybody got they yams, but they ain't chipped in. This kind of shit happens all the time. You gotta get yams before I gotta get mine.
I don't ever want to read about Chuck Grassley and the First Lady's sweet, sweet potatoes in the same sentence ever again.
All Caps Lock Day? Jesus…really?
Then I want a Wear Red Socks Day or Punch Your Neighbor in the Face Day, because they are equally as stupid.
Most days are Punch Your Neighbor in the Face Day where I live.
Here I thought Talk Like a Pirate day was bad, but that's just kind of dumb and silly, not a celebration of a really annoying thing people actually do in real life. What's next, U, 2 and 4 in Place of You, To, Too, and For Day?
That would make it Prince Day, wouldn't it?
Except he was doing it before all the dumb people got on the act, and for stylistic reasons instead of laziness. Still, Type Like Prince Day sounds good.
That would be Netspeak Day. Or L33TSP34K D4Y, whichever.
That's not occurring until 1/3/37. I heard the one last century was out of control.
But by 2037 all those annoying assholes will be middle-aged and have surly teenagers and mortgage worries … and those will be the lucky ones with jobs.
brace yourself. November is "Emoticon Appreciation Month"
When is Blow Job Month again….?
I bet her pie puts the "O" in sweet potatoe.
I WOULD PLANT MY HOE IN HER SWEET POTATOES
Countdown to racist wingnuts calling bullshit and saying that Michelle should've planted cotton and watermelons instead in 3…2…
Even given there is a small chance there is melanin skew for Cook County residents who are fond of sweet potato pie? Now if this was about artichokes, I'd be with ya.
You know, the New Elite may know what an artichoke is, but they've probably never eaten one.
Do you hear that? Do you hear that? That's the sound of a million "joking" emails forwarding themselves! It might also be children's stomachs growling. I'm pretty sure it's the former though.
I bet they were anti-American ("organic") potatoes. This first lady hates America so much, she won't even get Monsanto to seed and poison her garden. We just lost another job, just so the first family won't eat America's industrial food poisons. Typical anti-colonialist Jewish Nazi communism.
legitimate fall harvest + twitter = Chauncy Gardner
Kozinski was 40 years ahead of his time.
You didn't understand "Being There" was about Reagan?
Shorter Michelle: I yam what I yam.
Sweet potatoes–isn't that Kenyan for "freedom fries?"
Oooh, sweet potato fries.
OT, but Cokie Roberts is on the radio saying the prevailing anti-incumbent mood might cause a big election turnout, and a lot of congresscritters might lose their seats. This is huge breaking news! I hope the MSM don't miss it!
Kind of an exotic take, there, huh, Cokester?
Compare and contrast:
First lady Michelle Obama's kitchen garden has produced a large crop of sweet potatoes. Photographs, which may be viewed online, show that many of the sweet potatoes are remarkably large.
or
OMG! MONSTER SWEET POTATOES FRM FLOTUS'S GARDEN! SEE THE PIX AT HTTP://IS.GDARY! SCND ONE LKS LIK GRASSLEY HAHAHAH LMFAO ROTFL!!!!
Will dis essay be helpin' in to determinz iffin' we gets into
jailYale?Or as we used to say, "Will this be on the test?"
LIKE GRASSLEYS ASS!!111! ROFLCOPTER
Brace for fried chicken.
You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
Just like you can't lead a horticulture?
Her husband is trying to cultivate the minds of our children!
You CAN lead a horticulture you just can't make her think.
You don't need to till me that!
In the Bush Administration they thought CapsLockDay was something promoted by the NRA.
Response From SarahPalinUSA:
"O-my-gosh, you go girl on yur garden! Nice 2 see minority mbrs lrnng 2 farm. Yul have green thumb as big as mine! Kp that garden well fertilzed for me! ha! Will your husband man-up and eat his brocolli tho?"
Yes. But I'm not proud.
Mr. Stone's "where da white wimmin at" joke was tres classy.
Barry's typing in Helvetica, Boehner in Comic Sans, and Palin's still stuck on Wingdings.
"PHOTOS!"?
Will no one take Brett Favre's phone away?
More importantly, does the First Lady salt and pepper her mangoes? These midterm elections are quite the sunshower during her husband's first term in office.
Yes, but those ghetto chil'run of hers will prolly insist on despoiling the splendour of American agriculture with marshmallow fluff.
I want a Learn the Difference Between Your and You're day.
screw the sweet potatoes, how's the Acorn squash?
EVERY DAY IS CAPS LOCK DAY AT WND !!!!111!!
Not only are there comments stupid, they have reading comprehension problems. They seem to think the White House has something to do with all of this. The article said the White House "participated" in this tweet. By "participate", they really mean someone found a link on the White House web site.
Her hell-mound produceth forth a diverse harvest of earth's bounty.
This is a plot by Michelle to take over the National Guarden…
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