Would you look at that, it’s time for Halloween. Perhaps you are putting the finishing touches on your Sexy Sarah Palin/Tina Fey Costume, or is that not *in* this year? So maybe you’re going to dress up as the BP Oil Spill? Or a failed mortgage? Or maybe you’ve chosen some other semi-political witty Concept, TeeVee Personality or Event In History for your costume? This Halloween, hopefully you will join us for our First Annual Wonkette Horror Bar Night, but what about after that? Thankfully, we are service-y journalists, so go have a “fun but safe” Halloween by doing what we tell you to do.
- Passenger: Another day, another pig roast: Passenger is hosting an evening of “Tiki, Tacos and Terror” on Saturday night to celebrate Halloween — and yes, they will be roasting a pig. They will also be serving a strong alcoholic beverage made form Mezcal and high-proof rum, and a mariachi band will be playing, because why not?
- Masa 14: This Latino Asian fusion bar/restaurant is getting in on the Halloween spirit by hosting a Halloween costume party on Saturday night. Winner gets $100, but everyone wins when tequila is on special.
- Town: Let’s not forget the gays: Town Danceboutique is hosting their annual Ghosttown Costume Contest on Saturday night, and the winner walks away with $1,000.
- Nightmare on M Street: According to Lindy Promotions, what is a holiday, if not an excuse for a bar crawl? Their annual Nightmare on M Street bar crawl is this Saturday night. It features 13 bars (most of which are in the beloved Herpes Triangle), including McFaddens, Mackey’s Pub, The Front Page, Rumors, Black Finn and Public Bar. Drink specials include $2 Coors Light bottles, $3 Blue Moon & Blue Moon Pumpkin Ale, $4 Captain Morgan & Jeremiah Weed drinks, $2 Captain Morgan Lime Bite shooters, and $3 Red Bull.
- U Street Music Hall: On Sunday, DJs from the motherland (New York) are hosting a dance party and goth contest at U Hall. First prize is free admission to every U Street Music Hall event for the next year, but the runner up gets a set of steak knives.
Here are some more places where you can wander on Saturday night in your costume and maybe win some big moneys: Buddha Bar (dress up like your favorite “Bad Guy” contest), Donovan House (winner gets a free night stay at the hotel), ChurchKey, Asia Nine, and Ventnor Sports Cafe.
And don’t forget that we are hosting a costume competition/drink fest Friday, October 29, in the Devil’s Kitchen at the Big Hunt. Will there be a huge monetary prize for whoever has the best costume? Probably not! But we will put your picture on the internet for all to see. And maybe Ken will send you a T-shirt because that would be at least something.
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GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE OR I WILL CUT YOU!!!
If I come tomorrow night,I will bring candy – and chocolate it will be because crap like twizzlers is for punks
That was the *only* good line of the night, honestly.
Drat, I misread the headline. I thought you were going to post spots to masturbate with witches in DC this weekend. Now what am I going to do with my day?
Dressing up like an oil spill would probably make you look like that thing that killed Tasha Yar on Star Trek; and it did not come off very well.
Just ask Riker. Actually, ask Jonathan Frakes; apparently the stuff took over an hour in the shower to remove completely. Mix of Metamucil and printer's ink. Same thing that Rupert Murdoch has for breakfast, I hear.
A corgi photo and a TNG lover- I will adopt you!
I am sorry, my wife has claimed sole ownership, but I do appreciate the thought. The corgi is Ein, a genetically-engineered data dog from "Cowboy Bebop".
You know, I've never been to DC before, but it sounds like a very, very interesting place.
Why would I possibly want to stop masturbating witches?
(Fun than more can be Dyslexia seems it.)
OT but is anyone else getting responses from comments posted weeks ago?
Only you, Lizzie – it's called Stwanking ( I think)…
yeah. i got the same one twice late yesterday afternoon, from a comment so many days ago i couldn't recall what the main posting was about.
and on my computer today, wonkette's been for the most part screwed-up for most of the day.
Forgive me, this is the first post I've read today so I may be out of the loop, but did anyone explain the Rush post that showed up last night around 2 a.m. and then went away? Maybe our Wonkette was hacked?
Yeah, we have an angry visitor here. He/she comes in and post on random stuff, sometimes on really old posts. I noticed one of their posts last night and looked at their profile comments and read way too many of them just trying to figure out what the hell they are bitching about. They seem to be the hit and run sort who just gets off on poking at folks.
Which threads are these? I usually turn the subscribe to replies email thingy off.
I had to go find the post but it was that nutbar you were posting to yesterday on the Liberal Gene thread about Henry Ford or some shit. As I said, I read through his posts trying to decide if he was rational or not but in the end I decided he really doesn't care about anything but stirring up the shit.
Ghost replies! How appropriate. But no, I am not.
Yea, I got multiple replies (3 and 4 repeats, respectively) from ttommyunger. Which was flattering, but weird. (No offense Tommy!)
yeah, mine was from him, too, the ones i mentioned above. i'm running safari on a mac, and i think what i've got is something else going on. i just switched over to firefox and everything looks fine, but the fox is not my main browser on this computer so it's not set up to let me comment or reply. i come back over to safari and things are screwed up, but at least it's letting me get in and do this, which is nowhere near as much fun as snarking. i'm suspecting maybe the latest automatic security update to my mac has screwed the pooch on my safari. i don't know if it's related to the multiple delayed responses issue.
There is also this: http://www.washingtonpost.com/gog/misc-events/ral...
and this http://www.washingtonpost.com/gog/misc-events/sur...
or this
http://www.washingtonpost.com/gog/misc-events/spo...
or this
http://www.washingtonpost.com/gog/bar-club-events...
Masturbating witches has been done to death.
Now masturbating skeletons, that would be something to see.
And your issue is…..????
If you came in 2nd in a Goth contest would you want to go on living?
Anyone going to a Halloween Hell House, where they re-enact abortions and satanic sexual sacrifices to scare us all about going to hell?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/hallo_he.htm
I'm not scared about going to hell-I would be scared if I thought I was going wherever Beck and Hannity are going
Anyone going to a Halloween Hell House, where they re-enact abortions and satanic sexual sacrifices to scare us all about going to hell?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/hallo_he.htm
Are you being cloned?
My bad. That's what you get for trying to post from an iffy internet connection in the woods.
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