Illegal Alien Army Mobilizes For Cash-Strapped Commie Democrats

Some of you sheeple are probably voting for the candidates with the best “ideas” in November, which is embarrassing and ignorant. Real Americans vote for the political hack with the most money to spend on slanderous teevee ads and racist billboards. This is how proper Democracy works, so please stop with the sniveling. But if you are bored: Google “November 2010 Elections” and the first ten thousand results will be “Illuminati spends $100 trillion dollars on attack ads against Democrats, DNC sobs quietly in a corner.” (And then if you click on the Google Images button, you will see pictures of Karl Rove and the US Chamber of Commerce spanking each other wildly.) The Democrats know there is no way they will ever match all this probably illegal money, so what is the only other option? Inspire an army of illegal immigrants to do manual campaign labor! Yes. Democrats like Senator Patty Murray (WA) have brainwashed dozens of illegal immigrants, and now these illegals are going door-to-door, scaring the good people of Washington State.

But a few brave souls have actually opened their doors and not called 9/11, and when this happens the illegal immigrants explain why they would vote for Patty Murray if they could vote, which of course they can’t because they’re illegals. And these poor immigrants are doing all this for free, which is less than minimum wage. Patty Murray knows she can mistreat her illegal canvassers, because what are they going to do, complain to the INS? Typical Democratic antics:

When Maria Gianni is knocking on voters’ doors, she’s not bashful about telling people she is in the country illegally. She knows it’s a risk to advertise to strangers that she’s here illegally — but one worth taking in what she sees as a crucial election.

The 42-year-old is one of dozens of volunteers — many of them illegal immigrants — canvassing neighborhoods in the Seattle area trying to get naturalized citizens to cast a ballot for candidates like Democratic Sen. Patty Murray, who is in a neck-to-neck race with Republican Dino Rossi.

Pramila Jayapal, head of OneAmerica Votes, says the campaign is about empowering immigrants who may not feel like they can contribute to a campaign because they can’t vote.

“Immigrants really do matter,” Jayapal said. “If we can’t vote ourselves, we’re gonna knock on doors, or get family members to vote.”

Does this make you feel bad about being a lazy Yuppie/voter? Well it should. Because it’s sort of sad that the only people willing to “get out the vote” are the people who can’t vote and also that these same people are hunted like feral animals by douchey government agents.

Some Voters are less than impressed, though. Craig Keller, “an organizer for Respect WA, a group pushing for stricter immigration law in the Washington,” knows what this really is. It’s illegal people stealing all the good volunteer sign-waving jobs. Good thing they can’t vote!

“Anybody can go out and wave a sign, but when it comes to who’s making the choices, there’s no question they need to be citizens,” Keller said.

Whatever, Craig Keller. In conclusion, if Patty Murray wins, everybody gets a raise! ($0.00 x 2 = $0.00.)

Democrats: Have you no shame/rich friends who can buy you ads? [AP]