When all the Racist Stasi Animal Pornographers put America on a meat hook and then butt-paddle us to death in November, smart teevee pundits like Juan Williams will ask rhetorically, “Why didn’t David Duke run for Senate, again? He totally would have won this time, and also America would feel a lot safer if it was on a plane with David Duke’s white heritage.” Well, there’s always Palin/Duke 2012! In the meantime, David Duke made a YouTube video for America, because he wants you to know that the Tea Party is white, but … Ha ha, there is no “but.” The Tea Party is white, hooray! Obviously it could be a bit more white — everything could be more white, in an ideal world — and also: “Jews, the Jewish media, Blacks, Mexicans, Thomas Jefferson, apes, Pakistani freaks, Jewish media freaks, Jews, Jews and Jews.” Visit DavidDuke.edu and check his sources!
A strong majority of white people voted against Barack Obama … But even larger percentages of Blacks, Mexicans and Jews voted for Obama … They have more blacks on the [Tea Party rally] stage than they have in the entire audience! … The biggest threat to us are not some freaks running around the desert of Pakistan, it’s the freaks running the media, who are teaching our children the sexual habits of hobo monkeys!
A quick summary: The Tea Party is white as Baby Jesus’ supple ass cheek, which is how it should be, amen. The media is corrupting our children with its slimy Jew-values, and uh, Thomas Jefferson hated black people with a vengeance. See the common theme here? (All three of these things are Articles in the Constitution.)
This video is ten minutes long — and we watched the entire thing, for Freedom. And then Yours Truly crawled to the bathroom, placed his head in the toilet and flushed.
Seriously though, why didn’t David Duke run for Senate? Discuss. [YouTube]
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Probably upset there wasn't enough inbreeding, too.
Today, we are all hobo monkeys.
Thomas Jefferson liked fucking black people, that doesn't mean he hated them; Duke's taking metaphorically what should be meant literally. (He also fucked black people in the metaphorical sense, but at least had the decency to feel bad about it).
He's getting that "old lesbian" look as he ages.
I think he oddly looks like Ken Burns here.
He's got that present-day Bowie hair thing going on.
And is Ken Burns not an old lesbian?
I was thinking a bootleg Willem Dafoe.
That really would have changed the narrative for Mississippi Burning.
What is going on around his mouth?
And that one eye…is it hunting whilst the other is fishing?
I think that is the white lint from his Klan sheet. Though, it could be simply that he didn't wash his face after serving the Klan.
He looks like a badly made clone copy of the original. Does he weigh about 120 pounds? That horrible jacket he's wearing looks like it's on a hanger.
Yeah, think Peter O'Toole playing a catholic priest contemplating buggering a choir boy. That's the exact look.
Strong words for somebody who looks like a tranny lawyer for the HRC.
Hey now, some of my best friends are HRC tranny lawyers.
David, don't worry, we have room in our hearts to fear hobo monkeys' sexual habits AND freaks running around the Pakistani desert. (Desert?)
I refuse to watch this.
If you choose to watch, please investigate the splooge that someone left on his upper lip and chinal area.
WTF is going on??
It's really not that bad if you turn the sound off. OTOH, Is that a mouth muff or is the lighting weird? (Only got to 48 seconds).
Yes, David; the "librul Jew media" only opposes white racists because nobody else can possibly be considered racist under their criteria. Those pesky pro-Israel media corporations would never terminate someone like Juan Williams for expressing offensive views towards muslins.
I'm not watching that, but Janet Reno has lost a little weight and grown flesh colored facial hair, how kewl!
Yet gotten less masculine.
My favoite joke from the Reno era was this: I don't know if Janet Reno is gay, but her hair definitely is.
Oh yeah. The TB'ers are not racist. Right.
Seen this?
Don’t Let Sarah Palin Dictate the Future of NPR http://act2.freepress.net/letter/npr_palin
Jesus created Christianity to escape from the control of the seven Jews who run the world.
David Duke must not be getting the same AIDS medicine as Earvin "Magic" Johnson.
Well, it's only fair – Magic has more career triple doubles – both on and off court, than the Dukester.
Magic is the only person who presents HIV's "Baptist Preacher Effect" – he becomes fatter, sassier and more prosperous with every passing year. Shrewd businessman that he is, I'm sure he has patented his own genes for further study, unlike the past African-American disease victims whose genomes are owned by Big Pharma Buckra.
That genomic resurge singlehandedly will revive Michigan's economy. 'Cause I'm sure Magic has ensured his alma mater in East Lansing will spearhead the project.
"Why didn’t David Duke run for Senate?"
Because David Vitter stole all the diapers.
Because the 17th Amendment sucks ass.
Because there are no more Civil Rights bills to filibuster.
Because he doesn't like being around people who know the sexual habits of hobo monkeys.
Like a hot nightclub, the Klan was cool before they decided to let just anybody in. Teabaggers are the B&Ts of racism.
Oh look, it's The Man who Fell to Earth.
Oh Jeebuz, I just hit 5.20 where he starts going on about the "media" and the ethno-religious Hollywood minority". It just gets worse and worse. Basically, he's saying "we should not be fighting in Afganistan," but should be killing the Weinstein brothers and other Jews at home.
Seriously though, why didn’t David Duke run for Senate?
Are you kidding? A liberal like Duke could never beat Vitter in a primary.
I get the feeling he will be in an episode of "Dog the Bounty Hunter".
He conspicuously left out any mention of the Lizard People in his rant and his eyes have a reptile-like quality. Coincidence?
I suppose he'd faint if we told him Jesus was a Jew and Thomas Jefferson had all kinds of black babies whose descendants are RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!1
And the reason he hasn't run for the Senate was because he had a job, as Ole Miss's mascott Colonel Reb, but he's just been fired and replaced with a Black Bear, so it's gonna be Duke/ Snuffy Smiff '12!
I can't bear to watch the video…did he really say "hobo monkeys"?!
I think he meant "homo monkeys" but just the thought of training one to shove unlubed panteens up his pooper caused some slurring of the words…
I think he meant 'bonobo' but yes, he did say 'hobo monkeys'.
Today we are all hobo monkeys …
Cue entry of the usual suspects.
Geez, David Spade's career really went into the toilet.
Rick Sanchez must feel even more isolated now.
Are we supposed to pay attention to or even argue with this clown?
Davy Duke has kind of a Ken Burns thing going on up top. Nice mop!
It's too bad that Duke's racist hate list includes Latinos, because otherwise him and Rick Sanchez could find they share a lot of the same ideas.
Thar is that Rubio in Flahda
Would I be safe in assuming that, true to 'hater' form, he dons a huge black strap-on whilst ass raping his nephew?
what the fuck is up with the noatee? i thought people that had that much work done wanted to show if their new chins, cheeks and noses. I guess the klan's medical plan covers elective cosmetic surgery like in Argentina.
Dear Old Creepy Lizoid,
Your eyes make my blood run cold.
I had to stop the youtube when you said that white people are more apt to favor smaller government than the Joos and other mud races etc.
Look around Mr. Duke of Dumb.
Fat angry middle age dwhite people love big government. Many served in the bloated corporate job creating military (and those who haven't want to go down on those who have in airports and other public places.)
Old white people love taking out more than they put into Medicare and Social Security. The middle class and poor white trash would be no where without socialist public schools.
Well now how about that! I just covered about 90.7% of big government spending.
Hey dipshit, don't listen to what white people say, look at what we do.
Yours truly,
War and Gee
Please be respectful of Dr. Duke, Wonketeers. He toiled and toiled to earn his PhDealieness from the best of the Ukraine's diploma mills MAUP. I think MAUP is Ukrainian for fap.
Davey, baby, I'm with ya on the nigs, spics, and towel heads, but listen and listen close 'cause I'm only gonna say this once – DON'T BE FUCKIN WIT THE COEN BROTHERS. Two words for ya, buddy – Fargo and the Big Lebowski. Need I say moar?!!!
"freaks running the media." I'm guessing he means Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck & FOX news, and I can easily imagine all of them having sex with hobo monkeys, although I'm not really sure just what a hobo monkey is.
When are the Jews gonna apologize for killing our white Jebus?
Say, just how pink do you have to be to be white these days…..?
I'm confused. By "Hobo Monkeys" does he actually mean "Homo Monkeys", as in, homosexual people who believe in evolution? Or does he mean Bonobo monkeys, who happen to migrate on a regular basis?
Of course, either way, methinks Mr. Duke is a bit too concerned with the sexual habits of people/animals he claims to hate.
Sounded more like 'homo bupkis?' Homos for man and the Yiddish word for goat poop: קאָזעבאָפּקעס along with боб: Slavic for big beans (nads) and of course, GOG writ upside down and the serpent's sign… Ask any masturbatory witch!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social...
can't it be both?
If our Hindu cousins happen to be right vis a vis the reincarnation thing, I want to come back as a hobo bonobo – hobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobohobobonobo…
Of course, either way, methinks Mr. Duke is a bit too concerned with the sexual habits of people/animals he claims to hate.
I believe it is called "Strom Thurmond Syndrome".
Wow, Starsky looks like shit.
Is he bleaching himself? Look Dave your not gonna get any whiter
It worked for Michael Jackson.
Too soon?
Was David Duke's old nose "too Jewish?"
David clearly got that new nose cause he was tired of carrying a shotgun around all the time.
And what's with the hair and the jacket? Is he going for an intellectual look with Shelby Foote's haircut and scruffy beard? And the over-sized David Byrne jacket, is that to make his head appear appropriately and Teutonically small?
Burning down the Cross!
Beat me to it! And the beard! I think he's secretly a Jew trying to discredit the tea party movement and win it for the Godless Liberals and Blacks!
Nah, David Duke is a Democrat trying to discredit the Tea Bagger Movement. After all, Robert Byrd was a Klansman and a Democrat.
Duke is just mad because evolution was unkind to his family.
Oh Jesus, this motherfucker is still around? I remember when the Grand Wiz took on Edwin Edwards (who, I think, had been accused of racketeering for the 98th time) for the Louisiana governorship. The election still has the best bumper sticker EVER: "Vote for the Crook. It's Important" and one of the best candidate retort lines (from Edwards who, when asked what was his strategy for beating Duke, replied "Stay alive").
Wow. Rick Bayless comes off totally different when he isn't doing "Mexico – One Plate At A Time."
He has a coffee cup that says "I <3 Coffee". I <3 Coffee too!
Today we are all David Thin White Duke.
Oh, wow, that is amazing. I think a lot of you are failing to see the true beauty of this video. Let me run down:
1)The seamlessness with which he transitions from all the classic racist dogwhistles to full-blown racism and anti-semitism: he manages to hit all the points, but then he can't help but elaborate on them further, and draw the direct link to white supremacism. Seriously, if you ever have someone who claims that dog whistles don't exist, make them watch this video- you could pretty much teach a class with it.
2) Those hints in his tone that he knows that in addressing "the Tea Party", he's talking to the faithful- the way he starts out stoking their ego, repeating their own greviences (with the racism blanks filled in, of course) and so forth.
3) The the fact that he makes no pretenses about the Tea Party being a fiscally conservative or ideological libertarian movement- it's about white people losing demographic power, and David Duke manages to lay out the case for that claim better than any liberal commentator to date.
4) That part at the end, where explains why his perspective on what and why the Tea Party is is such a credible one- after all, most of his support for his various political candidacies have come from proto-Teatards, and they really are the same people, just dressed up differently.
Honestly, if I were the DSCC, I would stop my own terrible ads, and just run this video in every ad spot I could get between now and November.
Also, I loved his "nobody in the media would call a mostly African-American/Mexican(!!!)/Jewish organization racist, because of that" opening: It's a good thing to know that Breitbart, Hannity, and Beck aren't in the media any more. That means we can stop having to hear from them now, right?
Right?
Two sad points in all of this. 1, his imagery of the good old days comes from 50s TV images generated by you-know-who (who consciously created this imagery as an idyllic reaction to the nastiness of the Europe they left behind). 2. The vast majority of Orthodox Jews (ie Dennis Prager) unfortunately run with the tea party and will come ultimately to a rather rude awakening.
I noticed that. I'm kind of confused that the big bad media (since they're all one conspiracy) are evil and biased and out to corrupt our kids… but at the same time, the only accurate representation of life a few decades ago.
Hell of a pudding cup you're rockin' there, Dave.
You can't help but watch the whole video – it's mesmerizing, in a 60-car pileup sorta way. Just when you think it can't get any worse, it does. You have to wonder what kind of disease, mental illness, he has. Racism should be classified as a mental illness, and soon.
This is what happens 50 years after you hear the doctor say "syphilis" and you think "penicillin shminicillin, I'll be fine."
Nope, had enough of him the first time around.
BTW – OT…but, who do I have to blow around here to get a bump up in my P-score? I'm having a shitty sales week and the p-score is the only proof I have that I am still alive.
Yes…I am as sad as that and a bag of chips.
There's a thumbs up. Now go sell some shit.
Signed, The Boss
Well…the bad news is that my p-score is still stuck. The good news is that I just made two sales. On the whole, I think this is the better outcome. I mean…I know you folks just love me, so what's a p-score anyway?
Apparently 1,000,000,000,000,000 up-fists = 1 pee.
Aw crap…I'm never going to get enough p-points for that personal stereo. These things are worse than Green Stamps.
They're like leve-ups in Diablo. "Stay awhiie and listen."
Well, I can help you with that p-score thing … there's just a small delay between getting blown and raising your score. It shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 weeks. Two months tops …
Hey Duke, you know why 99% of blacks voted for the black man?????
Because he had a BIG D after his name on the ballot and most blacks are Democrats, okay?
Oooh, I kinda made a funny there didn't I?
Better than the mating habits of hobo spiders.
Why didn't he run? What a stupid question. Just look at that picture. Now, tell me how an obviously gay man is going to be elected on the Teabag slate. Ironic as that is.
I wonder what Dan Balz thinks about this?
I love the pure white swans. Nice touch David. Isn't David a 'jewish' name from the Torah. This guy is really a jooooo. Hair on fire! David is one of the evil joooooooooooooooz.
HAIR ON FIRE!
He's even creepier than he used to be. I didn't think that was possible.
The secret? Practice, practice, practice.
The Ol' grand wizard got himself some bad plastic surgery. My guess he is ultimately working on a Joker-esque smile — perhaps on lay-away as it seems to be in progress.
Oh this Mother F*cker still gives me the creeps.Years ago, He was walking behind my friend and I in New Orleans (totally creeped us out) then he showed up at the same Nightclub we were at! TOTALLY Creepy Bastard!
Because I supported Juan William's firing, I was just told(on the blog of a PA politician) that I am lunatic left fringe and compared to the people who protest the building of the mosque on Holy Burlington ground(I don't get that because I think Juan would protest that too). Of course,the same person thought Rick Sanchez and Helen Thomas good people who were railroaded. So I guess if you have the hate for the Joos(yes and I am one) or the Muslins- you are a fine upstanding person and a great journalist. I, on the other hand, am evil. I am now going to start my annual War on Christmas by not buying a tree or celebrating the birth of someone who is not my messiah(I only do that for Barack)
I'm a little too young to remember when Duke was prominent on the national scene, so forgive me for asking: has his mouth always been that big in relation to the rest of his head?
Am I the only heretic here who sympathizes with white people who are automatically called racist when they're in a group waving signs? I mean, they definitely can be racist but come on.
Um, come on….?
The logic in thinking the Tea Party is racist is that the protesters are almost entirely middle-aged white people who having an irrational overreaction to some fairly modest policy proposals because of a personal dislike of the person in charge (several of which, such as the health care bill and bail-outs, were based on Republican proposals or policies of past administrations)…who is a pretty likable guy except he has one trait that causes people not to be liked. Add in some pretty racially inflammatory signs and overtly racist rhetoric by leaders of the movement, and its not at all difficult to draw the conclusion.
I thought whining about how renewing Reagan's treaty with Russia was now "just like Chamberlain, Hitler, etc" showed that point off rather well.
Where is Rupert Murdoch's check book. We clearly have found FOX News next analyst!
The past two days have provided such a bounty of horrible racism. So much racism, so little time!
He omitted gays out his little speech. I wonder…
Someone's playing for a $2 million deal as a Fox commentator.
For $2 million dollars I could probably be persuaded to be the "liberal" voice on Fox. How hard can it be?
Damn – does that make me a whore?
No, it makes you a mistress. Congrats on being classier and more expensive! You're still selling yourself though, it's true.
Does it make you a whore? I think it depends on what kind of shoes you wear.
I don't agree with Duke on much, but I think we both agree he'd make a superb Tea party spokesman.
Fat chance, though, if he's really got a PhD.
I just finally watched it as well. Yes, the time for medication is here – I need to somehow erase this memory.
So it's final. Teabaggers aren't racist because a former KKK grand wizard's, who's defending them, says they're not racist. ?? ? uh… ?
Quite a few on the right have been making that "blacks only voted for Obama because he's black" argument for two years now – Limpballs in particular comes to mind. Great minds think alike, obvs.
That's why all the black people voted for Michael Steele for Maryland Senator and Lynn Swann for Pennsylvania Governor, instead of their victorious Democratic oponents.
Something else that kills me about the whole "blacks only voted for Obama…" argument is that you know plenty of whites voted against him for the exact same damn reason.
Does this mean I'm blick…?
Is blick a new race or did you make a boo boo on the keyboard? Because if it is a new race, I'm in!
And the mighty black/white-guilt vote got Obama elected, just like it did for Presidents Jesse Jackson, Carol Mosley Braun, Al Sharpton, Doug Wilder, and Alan Keyes.
As a Wonkette commentor, you never actually need a reason to start drinking.
So when black people vote for a black liberal president, it's racist, but when white people vote for a white racist guy that's not racist. And, obviously, signs referring to Obama as a n****r, showing him as an African witch doctor or with watermelons all over the white house lawn, etc, those aren't racist because the white racist guy said they're not and he knows racism when he sees it bygolly.
My head hurts.
I don't care…I've always hated Juan Williams…
You know how a five year old always argues with his parents because he thinks he can out smart them? Well that's why your head hurts. The baby thinks he is always right and noone can tell him any different. Even if it is not true.
So what you're saying is you're mad that other people dare to look different, think differently and worship differently than you, and anyone who disagrees or doesn't like you is part of a vast conspiracy encompassing 95% of the US and probably 99% of the world – because there's no chance that you're the person who's wrong, it's all those people who think you're a racist asshole (all of them) who MUST be wrong.
Obviously.
That would be DOCTOR David Duke to all you lib elitist atheistic cultists….DOCTOR Duke
My possible favorite part of this gem is when his scrolling shitbaggy font informs me that he is offering this YouTube video to me as a "FREE gift."
Weird. Is it just me, or is his face/hairstyle morphing into that of Jim Carroll? Which is even more upsetting, 'cause I really liked Jim Carroll.
DavidDuke.edu? Duke University???
OHHHHHHHHhhhh so not Duke.edu.
So my gf, Stuart (we do that to wimmen in the South), graduates from Duke and gets a job in Baton Rouge. She drives down there w/ her Duke bumper sticker on her car, never knowing that, in his gubernatorial race, David Duke had used the same typeface and color for his campaign materials as the University. First day, she gets lots of weird looks but she thinks maybe she's imagining it/wonders if it's as friendly a town as she had thought. Second day, she's stuck waiting for a train, when a group of people come *cuss her out* for being such a horrible racist and she's completely baffled, until they scream about her "David Duke loving @ss!" She pulls off her beloved college sticker when she gets home.
She goes to work the next day and tells them about her experience. They say, "Oh yeah. We wondered how long that was gonna last," and then they pay somebody their winnings in the pool!
That's what they call a rice-pudding cup beard.
I voted for David Duke once.
In my defense, the other choice was David Vitter and I wrongly felt Duke represented the values of the GOP better than Diaper Dave.
That would be "two-leggeds"…?
Needz moar blingeez!
Got to love David Duke
Most Tea Party members probably hear this and agree with it
It was a line in a Mel Gibson movie, joking about South Africa…. I know, it loses in translation…
*sigh* I was hoping that we had finally trancended race in this country and could all check the same box on the census.
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