A majority of voters in "key battleground states" (continental United States, Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico and Afghanistan) say Barack Obama hasn't changed a single thing in Washington, and if Obama did change something he probably changed it into horrible Socialism. Good gravy, basically everything Obama touches turns into poo/taxes. Is this what America really believes? Yes, according to some poll! This so-called poll also shows that a majority of "battleground voters" think they are voting to impeach Obama/elect Skoalrebel president in November. They are going to be so confused when they see Barack Obama and a whole bunch of crazy Aqua Racist Masturbation Nazi Witch Buddhists hanging out together, in Washington. [ The Hill ]
Lawyers representing the federal government, the state of Alaska and oil barons are not excited about polar bears being placed on the endangered species list. But will these nature-loving lawyers be able to defeat the polar bear hippies in court? [ McClatchy ]
French people are still extremely uncool with raising the "early retirement" age by two years: "Protesters blockaded Marseille's airport, truckers tied up highways and Lady Gaga canceled concerts in Paris ahead of a tense Senate vote Thursday on raising the retirement age." Gaga! Oh la vache ! [ AP ]
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In my old hometown a family of fat asses -- imagine everyone over the age of 15 being 300lbs+ -- had their sewer line burst in the middle of winter, it was a like a magical putrid poo fountain on the side of the street, when spring came along, you could still smell it. The newspaper article about the incident said that they had to unclog 40 feet of fat from the sewer pipe, which means they had accumulated at least ~3000 cubic inches of that stuff just from their house.
Only time I went over there was when my father order me to help them install a satellite dish on the roof, Seeing their kitchen, it all made sense, on the island there was a 3 feet foot tall stack of Debbie snack cakes surrounded by dozens of bags of potato/corn chips. The top of their fridge had a dozen 3-liters of orange/grape/lemon-lime soda. Their oversized fridge was filled from top to bottom with processed meats and cheese.
The creepy daughter in the span of a single afternoon tried to feed me; a pastrami sandwich the size of my head with half a bag of Doritos, chocolate chip cookies and milk, bagel-pizzas, BBQ chicken, a quasedila and copious amounts of orange soda. When I asked for water, they said they would have to go out for it, when I explained tap water, they looked at me like I had insulted their god.
I think a poo tax is a fine idea.
God Bless France.