George W. Bush Thinks You're 'Awesome'
George W. Bush is making speeches to make bank. Apparently some of them are not just recycled old Iraq addresses. On his upcoming book:
“This will come as a shock to some people in our country who didn't think I could read a book, much less write one,” he quipped.
A quip, eh? Well, that actually seems like a pretty accurate insight.
Bush said he misses certain aspects of the presidency.
“I miss being pampered; I miss Air Force 1; I miss being commander in chief of an awesome group of (people),” he said.
He hated the rest of that president stuff! Just give him a bunch of pillows, his own plane, and the world's largest armed forces to fuck around with, and he will be happy. [ Tyler Morning Telegraph ]
And he's still upset that the Iraqis have thanked him for their liberation.
Oh God. He must have run out of brush at the ranch. Quick! Someone get him some brush to clear.