Rick Sanchez may be unemployed because of some stuff he said about the Jews, but that doesn’t mean he has quit. Sanchez is still active, occasionally doing interviews and sitting by the phone for one of the cable news channels that are run by fewer Jews than CNN to ask him to bring his trademark intellectual take on news-anchoring to their network. Sanchez’s continued existence is chronicled on Twitter, of course, where his username is @RicksBook because he wrote a book. Really. “The one thing I’m promoting, the one thing that I represent now, other than my own stupidity, is the fact that I’ve written this book,” Sanchez said. Actually, @RicksBook seems to be more about that stupidity thing! Let’s have a look.
Rick is feeling lonely. He has 207 times more followers at his old CNN Twitter account than at his current one. Not only does he tweet little updates at his old CNN colleagues, he also tweets them at his old account:
And none of them seems to reply back.
The soul of a journalist never dies:
Rick Sanchez is born to run:
Is that what you call turning tricks to make ends meet? A “hummingbird festival”? Jews, come to your senses. Reading off a Twitter stream at 8 o’clock on cable is the only thing this man can really do for a living that doesn’t bring shame to his family. No, wait, we take that back. Prostitution brings less shame than that show. Carry on, Rick.
Sweet prince. [Twitter]
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Twitter really does bring out the stupid in people, doesn't it.
twitter is just another part of the grand jewish conspiracy to make Sanchez look like an asshole.
Wait. The Jews don't control the Internets?
of course, we do.
Univision should have some spare time, since they're not airing those "Hey, Messicans, don't vote!" ads. Maybe they could sandwich Rick in?
I for one would love to have seen Rick Sanchez cover the mine rescue. He could have had himself tased by Chilean police while revealing that the mine owners are judios.
Can someone verify the wolf proverb with an actual member of the Cherokee Nation? I got $10 says Rick garbled it.
Feeding wolves is communism. Man up and shoot them both from a helicopter, just like the heroes did in the Nam, or any other place you get to shoot non-whites from a moving vehicle.
Maybe he and Gin'n Thomas should get together for some bitters and drunk dialing.
Usage of the term "forever friends" must mean RicksBook is a diary–with a tiny little lock in the shape of a corazon.
It does sound quite 14 year-old girlie, doesn't it? I wonder if he wishes he could add little animated unicorn icons to his twats.
Rick's "simultaneous translation" of the Chilean mine rescue wouldn't have worked so well, as the Chilean miners speak Spanish, not Retard.
I think he translates as "desparado"
Why won't he come to his senses? He's been outright offensive for so long now.
Well done!
I believe the word is desesperado and it means hopeless, which is appropriate as well.
U R Haz been.
It's hard to believe that this paragon of journalistic integrity was fired by his network.
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Rick is right. We all have good dogs and bad dogs. It just depends on which we feed the most.
p.s. is he at the info station at a Barnes and Noble now?
On the other hand, he's certainly qualified to be a weatherman here in Albuquerque
He could be the next Mark Ronchetti.
Wait, which wolf got the food? Is this some parable about Jews dressed as wolves, or is Sanchez one of the wolves?
I don't understand! YR 'MOTTO' DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE SANCHEZ
Those ancient Jeep peoples weren't known for great clarity. Or for punctuation or capitalization. Really, they're perfect to get Rick's motor revving.
Well, since Rick angrily attacked the Jews, who according to him control the media, and is now out of a job (food) because of it, maybe this is a bit of self-refection; but one that doesn't examine his own antisemitism.
You keep feeding the loving and forgiving one, Rick
We on the other hand are going to feed the one that protects us from the stupid.
Can't Wolf #1 just be pissed? No self pity, just good ole American Violence.
Angle would be hard-pressed to tell the difference between these Hispanic nitwitticisms and the Native American platitudes.
One wolf is Rick Sanchez. The other wolf is Elliot Spitzer. Nobody wins
"I smell like I sound.
I'm lost and I'm found.
And I'm hungry like the wolf."
- 80s proverb
"Mouth is alive
With Jews just like wine."
"Scent and a sound. I tweet and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf."
I own a pair of Simon Le Bon's dirty man panties.
It's a long (yet true!) story involving the wee Duran Duran dudes, a Jewish chef friend, a Mexican drug dealer friend, an all-girl private party at Steffi Graf's & Andre Agassi's posh old house-cum-recording studio-cum-band crash pad, my wife, and me.
Had the Twitter been popular at the time, it would've been exactly like this whole Ricky Retardo imbroglio, only sextier.
And then, the wolf that's friendly will be more likely to reproduce, likely with another friendlier wolf, and over hundreds of thousands of years the descendants of wolves friendly with humans will become their own subspecies which becomes known as "Man's best friend". That's not actually a proverb, Rick, but science and prehistory.
Rick's twats belong in the Dickopedia, iffin' that's not an oxymoran.
It truly would be newsworthy if "ricksanchezcnn" managed to twit back.
Learning to love @ricksanchezcnn
It is the greatest love of all
Cherokee proverb #2:
Do not trust man if hair does not move in wind.
Cherokee prayer: Thank you, Heavenly Father, for exempting us from Whitey's lame gambling restrictions.
"The third Wolf appears stultified and constipated and is constantly talking to holograms."
Cherokee proverb #3:
Do not trust gift of wool blanket from Jews who run media.
I don't care what Ricky says — nobody should be feeding Blitzer.
In defense of Rick's incoherent proverb, the original was simply not as Twitter-safe. It goes, "I have two cocks: one is angry and purple, and the other silky and loving. Which one comes when I call out? The one I stroke."
Purple? Is that right? I guess I better make an appointment with my primary care provider.
I'm just pleased that Rick's musings and random thoughts will be preserved forever in the National Archives along with the billions of other moronic ramblings from various and assorted assholes.
Wait, his motto is a short, but entire, parable, which would not fit on a bumper sticker (save perhaps a truck full of lettuce), unlike say, '"At least we don't work for Je[redacted]."
Rick Sanchez's next tweet:
"This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here, 'Huge Success'…."
Cable News Network:
We report what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are smart
Jon Stewart will be on CNN tonight as the only guest of known Jew Larry King. Rick is Right!
Hope they bring Larry's fart fan, for Jon's sake
What's this "Yes!" thing? I thought that went out about the time that John Connor ripped off the ATM/broke into the CPU & terminator arm storage room at Cyberdyne, about 20-some years ago.
And, oh yeah Rick, the one you feed? That's called a dog.
Shorter Rick: Inscrutable twit is inscrutable.
I was feeling sorry for him till I saw he was at the Hogansville Hummingbird Festival. He's still living the high life.
You should have seen all the great free shit he got from the Festival sponsors at the Luxury Lounge.
I just got back from a fancy wedding in Las Vegas. The old man won't fly so we drove it in two days–fucking 9 hour and 12 hour days, to be precise, when flying on SW would have been cheaper. So I'm exhausted, in a crap mood, and spent three days tipping everyone at the hotel who looked friendly and wore a uniform between talking cloying sweet wedding talk to people I didn't enjoy.
So it's nice to be back on "my" wonkette. Hence, the OT post. A couple of wonkerrati-isms slipped out of my mouth among people who didn't get it. It's not just the Dust Bowl: most of the world isn't nearly as fun as the wonket and the potty mouthed losers who inhabit it.
Almost makes me want to talk cloying sweet talk about how grateful I am to Ken, but fuck that. I'll just end with the cool close that Angle gave to her debate while we were there: This election is "a choice between free enterprise and Americanism."
I didn't know they had 'fancy' weddings in Vegas, just the Elvis-style. But it beats Guymon!
It was actually Henderson, a suburb that's Stepfordish in its uniformity and perfection. Thank god I'm not in Guymon, but how do you know Guymon? You an okie, or did you trace the historic route of the Dust Bowl refuges while you were doing some historic reanactments?
I'm originally from Spearman and had (have?) relatives there.
You should read the real estate chat over on the City-Data Las Vegas forum. They tell people to buy in Summerlin rather than Henderson, because Henderson is going downhill (ferriners buying up foreclosures) and the landscaping in Summerlin is more consistent.
(Glad you're back.)
Welcome home, DBB!
I must have missed that Angle quote. Good gawd she's vile.
oy vey, what a schnorrer
Rick Sanchez represents more than a book. Rick Sanchez is in the way a gentile yells when he's mad. He's in the water we (non-jews) drink, the air we breathe. Wherever there's a jew, beatin' up on a guy, he'll be there….
"having cuban coffee, will now run 5 miles.yes!"
Uh… he might need to switch to decaf.
RicksBook's Other Motto: Two Jews; one is a lot like Jon Stewart and runs CNN. The other one is a lot like Jon Stewart and runs another network. Which one's a minority? Please, are you kidding me?
@ russelpiercebigdick9000. fuck the jews. i'm going running.
That proverb makes no sense. If you feed the loving wolf, the angry wolf will get even more pissed off and attack. If you feed the angry wolf, the loving wolf will become sad and write emo poems. This is like some kind of twisted Zen koan…like the sound of one hand fapping.
Or am I over-analyzing this?
Or if you have two horses and one shits on you and the other steps on your foot, are you still too stupid to move…?
my motto: two immigrants, one is legal and a criminal. the other is illegal and spending my tax $$$s. which one wins? the one i feed, which is neither. republican proverb
This is like the closing chapters of Flowers For Algernon but without the dead mouse.
Was that code for a Blitzer meet up?
But which one of the wolves didn't pay his mortgage, Rick? That's the one that should not be fed, even if it turns out that, well, he did pay his mortgage, but the mortgage financing company couldn't keep track of the paperwork, so the third subordinate junior finance company foreclosed on an abstract of a note. The sanctity of contracts, bitches!
Whom should Rick's schizophrenic inner wolves forgive? Someone who's done him wrong? Who would that be? Shylock? He's crying wolves, making a play as victim.
And what must Wolf Blitzer think of this very furry and toothy but enlightened Zen metaphor? What can he think when he's half canine, half reindeer?
What about the third wolf, the one caught in the #9 Bridger Brawn Wolf Trap (or Minnesota MB-750 Wolf Trap with 1/4" Off-Set Jaw)?
It's pelt goes to line a rebbe's shtreimel.
Mazel Tov!
A loving, forgiving wolf? Oh, those whacky Cherokee.
Two wolves diverged in a yellow wood. And which wolf wins? The Jewish one. Every fuckin' time.
Sorry, that was, 'Jews' (Monty Python references can be so tricky):
http://arago4.tnw.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/mea...
At what point did this schmuck get the idea people gave a shit about his every thought?
I gotta ask: does he mangle Spanish as badly as he brutalizes English?
First off, it is not a proverb, it is a parable. Secondly, Sanchez garbled it in his tweet. But jew doan care about dat, do you, esse?
I've read 'The Energy Bus'… It was written in 2007 and includes the very proverb that is Rick's 'motto'.
I wonder what his motto about plagiarism is…
And then the networks will repackage it and show it endlessly. People will be talking about wiping techniques around the water cooler and boring the living hell out of one another. It will still be better than most "reality" shows currently though.
Wiping with the Stars.
I think that Cherokee-proverb tweet is just a forward. Something he got from his drug counselor.
"Nite, nite, all"
Good nite, sweet prince of Cuba, Conquerer of Little Habana, King of the Carribbean.
Ah, now I'm imagining Rick Sanchez being torn apart by two hungry wolves. Life is good.
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