A Hispanic Republican group made an ad telling Nevada Spanish-speakers not to vote this year because the Democrats in Congress haven’t made good on their promises to do stuff. You know, that’s a pretty valid sentiment! But of course this came from Republicans, so we all see why they are actually telling the brown people not to vote. This ad was going to go up on Univision, a teevee channel that broadcasts directions to illegal immigrants on how to set up Sharia law in the United States, but this group made the mistake of putting up the English-language version of this ad you see above on YouTube, where gringo journalists could see and understand it. And now Univision will not broadcast this brilliant ad that would have given Sharron Angle the margin she needed to be elected your next Senate Majority Leader.
“Univision will not be running any spots from Latinos for Reform related to voting,” said a spokeswoman for the network, Monica Talan, in an email. “Univision prides itself on promoting civic engagement and our extensive national campaigns encourage Hispanics to vote.”
You see, Sharia. They are trying to institute Sharia so that anchor babies are legal.
By the way, the English version of the ad is somehow 30 seconds shorter than the Spanish one. Perhaps they really do talk faster? That must be hard for their pundits, coming up with 50% more bullshit. [Ben Smith]
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You have to be shitting me – don't vote cause that Barry fella failed ya….let us fuck ya instead! Pretty good tagline I think.
My wife's Messican; I'll have to run that one by her, see if she buys it.
Small dicks. Hurts less.
"Super majority"?? Please explain? And what's with all the Maxine Waters pics? Pelosi I get but Waters? What's the underlying message there?
They're trying to help them learn the different shades of brown….because it only matters if you can seperate them.
I'm guessing they're trying for the old "pit the different minorities against each other" thing.
According to ThinkProgress this same organization in 2008 created ads that claimed that Obama was going to favor African Americans over Hispanics.
I believe this was covered in the Blues Brothers: "Hey, Pedro, the Jew is using the Black as muscle. What are you gonna do about it, brownie?"
But Pelosi looks pretty good in the pix they used – I'd hit that shit. You would think they'd have used some of those wide-eyed wrinkly faced ones that are floating around the net…
I'll bet the people who financed this ad throw their Hispanic renters out by telling them "your money turned out to be fake so I had to call the police, get out before they get here."
And of course the continued flashing of Maxine Water's and Charlie Rangel's faces wouldn't have anything to do with trying to get Hispanics and African Americans to hate each other, would it?
Yeah, that!
Race baiters gonna bait!
'Baters gonna 'bate… Oh, you mean this time we're NOT talking about that? Oh, dear. So very sorry.
Who said they're mutually exclusive!
Charlie is a two-fer actually — his father was Puerto Rican. Plus he sounds like an old Jewish guy. This is why he has NY sewn up.
Fuck them. Fuck them sideways with a white-hot crowbar.
No snark here, just more suggestions vis a vis sodomy.
Yes, the silent treatment always works! Don't vote, don't write, don't go on the teevee, and maybe your representatives will appreciate the sudden lack of nagging "constituents" and do what you've been asking all along…but on THEIR terms, goddammit! This is a new low,
Well, I suppose it's better than telling them that Latino Voting Day is November 3
Progress!
Jack jack jack….At least get your story right before you pretend to be against it with your half assed devils advocate humor.
This ad was made by the swiftboaters. Hardly a "hispanic" group!
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/10/19/latinos-for-r…
Poopyhead.
He's just *really* got it in for our Jack. When these two meet in real life, the hate sex is going to be amazing.
Are we thinking this another instance of the same person as mean Mr. Mustard and he is just obsessed, or does Jack just really attract the hate-trolls like flies to vinegar (really, it works better than implied by the adage- try it sometime!)
republican hijinx!
Nevada GOP's own "James Cuervo" perhaps? (Jim Crow for you non-Messican speakers)
Waitaminute. You can't spell "Taliban" without "Talan"! WOLVERINES!
Not enough of a Spanish accent in that ad's voice over. What, was Rosie Perez too busy?
No kidding. He didn't sound Hispanic in the slightest till he said 'Latinos for Reform.' It's like he remembered at the last minute: Shit, I'm supposed to sound like a Beaner!
"Don' be stupeed!"
Ok, my Rosie Perez impression doesn't exactly come across clearly over these series of tubes, does it?
Sounded like a poor man's Edward James Olmos to me. This version is for the grown-up anchor babies.
Ok I listened again . It's a poor man's Jimmy Smits who was ironically the Foreshadowed Obama on the West Wing.
"Democraps want to take away your right to breathe coal-choked air and drink tainted water. Breathing and drinking whatever you want is a God-given right, and you want your air to be thick, like a bear's cock. Don't let the Demoncraps tell you what to do. Don't breathe."
Paid for by ChildRapists United, RNC and CheneyCorp. The RNC is responsible for the contents of this ad.
Bear's cock FTW and I have no idea as to why, but it made me laugh like a hyena.
If we build the fence, can we keep our landscapers and nannies and send the creators of this ad over to the other side instead? If so, I am finally ready to give this fence idea my full support.
Maybe we can build a fence around South Carolina. And after recent events, I'd have to say we can afford to build a second fence around Kentucky, too. It would put people back to work, and keep the slack jawed yokels away from our kids.
I've had this idea before, except I wanted to wall off everything except Charleston, then give the rest to the Air Force for use as a practice range. NO passes out!
Also, we can keep our Latino doctors, lawyers, and supreme court justice and send Rick Sanchez to the other side.
What?! You're going to let them steal the American jobs that only the crafty Asians and dot-Indians do? Are you trying to start a race war?
Ah, my bad. You know how hard it is to tell the difference between Asians and Mexicans.
Messicans are brown. Brown is the 'new' black for republiscum. Everybody knows that browns don't know shit about voting. They only know about sneaking across borders and coming in looking like Asians. Brown is brown… Browns don't vote. Brown delivers packages and mows lawns and washes republiscum dishes. Except for that Brown guy in California… he can vote 'cause he's white
What can brown do for you?
"Brown 25 from Uranus Corporation—It has the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew. Brown 25, another fine product from Uranus."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=008BPUdQ1XA
Sí, no puede!
No se puede! No se puede!
"The Democrats failed to act on a promise to reform immigration, so vote for a party that will act on their promise to do the exact opposite". Yeah, the browns will never figure that one out.
It's worse than you think. The Rethugs don't even *pretend* that browns would even consider voting for them; it's enough if they just get the hell out of the way.
Why didn't the Dems pass immigration reform again? I think had something to do with a fill-er-upper?
Yeah, they were busy NOT guarding the border.
Remember the good old days when voter supression was sneaky and on the down low?
no si se puede?
Meet Jose Jimenez, GOP Candidate for Congress: Nevada
Hey, i just wanted to stop by and be the latest person to express admiration for your warblogging efforts. I snuck a look at one of the threads over at Breitbart's Internet Concern, and oh my. There was some discussion about the establishment clause, and they were so very proud of themselves for discovering that the First Amendment says "Congress", and not "The Government". Alas, if only there weren't another Amendment, say the 14th in a series of 27, that further applied the Bill of Rights to the States and local governments, forming the basis for over 100 years of jurisprudence, they might almost have a point or something.
No wonder these people love Christine O'Donnell so much.
I just checked out that thread and there is so much lulz. So far this is my favorite:
Thomas Jefferson can believe that the First Amendment was meant to do whatever he damn well likes. Doesn't make it so.
That damn TJ! We hate him! Except when he said stuff we agree with, like that judges should not legislate from the bench. But otherwise…
Truly metamarc does the Lord's work.
Jaysus, I thought you were kidding but they actually said don't vote! They actually SAID it. Not even pretending now, are they?
No the republicans are in full douche bag mode.
Latinos for Reform SCHOOL.
I wish my local teevee stations and the lame stream media had some of those cojones like Monica Talan.
What if you're one those Mexicans who looks Asian?
Well, it would depend on whether you came in from the southern border or the northern border, as Mexians are wont to due
I saw the one their running on Bravo. It tells teh gays not to vote cause Hopey didn't "make it work".
Isn't it illegal to tell people not to vote? Surely that is voter suppression, non?
I think it's probably technically legally okay- what they're doing is technically straightforward political advocacy, rather than threatening people with arrests if they try to vote, or the like.
If someone tried to press charges, they'd point to the long tradition of longshot protest-voting (The Greens, Libertarians, Constitutions, etc. etc.) as well as the similarly long tradition of political boycotts, both here and abroad.
And, frankly, cynical racist ratfuckers though they are, they'd actually have a good point, there. If I suggested that we all vote for the Rent Is 2 Damn High party, because apparently no other candidates for Governor understand that the MTA's dysfunction has a great deal to do with the state underfunding its share of the authority, it would (and should) be protected political speech. If I said we should just not vote at all, because clearly it doesn't matter who we vote for on [issue that I care about], how is that really any different?
tl;dr: It's really fucking evil, but other than the obvious evil, it probably counts as political advocacy and thus is not illegal, just evil.
I don't think it's illegal so long as you're not threatening people with violence if they vote, offering them bribes not to vote, providing fraudulent information designed to confuse them as to whether they have the right to vote, etc. After all, there's no legal obligation to vote in the United States, so it makes no sense for it to be illegal to point out that people have the right to not vote.
And when Eric Holder sends the Black Panthers and the ACORN/SEIU thugs out to stop white folk from voting, it won't be illegal since he's the AG.
!Viva la no vote!
Some of you may recall (fuck I'm old) that in 1996, SNL did a skit where woman, gay man, and black man all got together and said that it was pointless to vote in November, followed by "paid for by Dole/Kemp 96."
Add this to the kajillion bajillion Onion articles that have come true, and all I can advocate is this: Vote Democrat, if not for the separation of church and state, then for the separation of farce and history.
You do realize the separation of church and state is not in the Constitution, don't you.
As constitutional scholar Christine O'Donnell has pointed out.
That would be us, cause she's not a witch, she is you, and you is we… wait, I'm confused now….
I am the egg-man, you are the egg-man, I am the walrus!
That last line is so full of win, I can't explain. Kudos!
Just saw the beginning of the Arrested Development episode in which the State Fair, threatened with extinction because of funding cutbacks, was bailed out by the Church, resulting in the Church and State Fair.
I lold,
I miss that show soooooo much. Supposedly a movie is in the works.
I'm actually kinda mad at The Onion for giving the bad guys so many good ideas over the years.
It is frightening how accurate the Onion & SNL have been. Beautifully put, btw.
Pfft we Messicans watch Telemundo, silly gringos.
"Support Republicans so that your children won't need to know the agony of voting for politicians who don't keep their promises*!"
-Paid for by the Committee to Repeal the 14th Amendment
Would anyone blame me if I made a "Don't Breed" commercial and aired it on FOX News?
No, and I might even chip in for production costs.
Most Fox News viewers are past breeding age.
Not really. I've always seen the Fox audience as skewing younger than CNN and probably as young as MSNBC's if not a little younger.
I'm in. Do you take Visa?
Tu madre!
Will the Latinos for Reform group now air new ads imploring Hispanics to go out and vote on November 3rd?
If the English ad is shorter than the Spanish one, doesn't that mean the Spanish speakers are talking *slower*? Or saying extra stuff?
What he meant to say is that the English ad is 30 seconds longer.
There was an extra thirty seconds of the guy yelling "GOOOOOOOAALLL!" repeatedly.
Just when I think these Dickwads can't sink any lower…
Oh we have two weeks to go to the election, there is some shit coming.
They have no concept of boundaries. No such thing as going too far. Usually wind up fucking themselves as a result. they made Clinton into a victim, fer Chrissakes. Not an easy feat. 6″2″ married horndog and POTUS; a victim.
My favorite part is- Take action. Don’t vote. Maybe that sounds less ridiculous in Spanish.
Seriously, the Republicans keep finding new ways to define low.
Hm. this was a plot on 30 Rock, with Jack getting Tracy to film an ad telling black people not to vote. But that was a spoof; who knew that the real Republicans would prove just as nasty as Tina Fey's most outrageous imagination?
OK, I have resisted becoming a US citizen, but this may have just pushed me over the edge, I am going to do it, another former illegal alien for Obama.
Hurry if the republicans win you could be sent back or to California to pick tomatoes.
It's why I did it in 2008.
It will be a better country if you become a citizen. No snark.
Awww, that's nice of you, I feel bad that I haven't done it sooner, but I am going to do it for the next elections.
I, for one, welcome our new Received-Pronunciation-speaking, nazi-rogered overlords.
Oh you lovely!
Please do bring your splendid tea-addicted, dentally-challenged, scone-junky cohort along to the polls with your sweet self. We dangerous mick/papists welcome you to this toilet swirlie we call democracy.
Better keep your UK passport in the false liner of your suitcase just in case the shit hits the fan here and we go all Somalia n'shit.
Luckily, we Brits can keep dual citizenship, although Cameron et al are cutting everything to buggery there.
Just saw the beginning of the Arrested Development episode in which the State Fair, threatened with extinction because of funding cutbacks, was bailed out by the Church, resulting in the Church and State Fair.
Shorter ad: The Dems have had 2 YEARS(!) to get this done, so vote for the people who had 10 years & never even attempted it.
Sounds like it'd be smarter to just punch yourself in the crotch…
Let me guess, Latinos for Reform is funded by rich white people.
It would appear to be the case, as noted above: http://thinkprogress.org/2010/10/19/latinos-for-r…
"Latinos for Reform" is Spanish for "rich white people." Trust me, I live in South Texas and speak the lingo.
Thanks for the translation Mr. Flagass!. All those years I spent studying French really hasn't paid off.
Give these jackoffs some credit. The other alternative was to troll el barrio with a an un-ventilated shipping container in tow and drag the unsuspecting beaner voters to the desert for a final "get out the vote" effort. Very humane.
Well, if Univsion is not going to run the ad, I guess they will just have to go to their back up plan of offering tequila and jobs picking fruits and vegetables at the polling place to lure Hispanics from voting.
I am also very excited to hear this from the Republicans… any day now….
Vote for Republicans. They will bring immigration reform. Awful immigration reform!
It's just like how they've always been the party of terrible, terrible ideas.
Estimado Univision, y su caballo también.
Oh look, how did this end up here: 323-388-7273
it seems to be the phone number of the media company who made the video.
And what is it with the fucking tolling taco bell?
Yes, a thousand times yes. I'm glad I scrolled all the way down here before posting the same.
Ask not for whom the taco bell tolls, it tolls for thee who think outside the bun…
—Juan Don
A latino ad and no mention of corinthian leather???
Don't vote! Because we think you're "muy estupido".
'zactly what I'd be thinking, if I were a latino person. I'd be all "oh, no you didn't just say that!" And, then, I'd be making sure that mi abuela, usually apathetic hermano, that brown lady at the bus stop, the barista with an accent — were all voting and all knew that the republicans thought that we were stoopid & could be convinced to give up our vote.
Yo homes the dummycrats just be abusing you, stay home and roll a fatty and give whitey the finger.
"Democrats didn't get half of what they'd wanted accomplished because we threw hissy fit tempertantrums and ran our mouths to stall and stop and block everything we possibly could. It's obviously THEIR fault we acted like toddlers, so you people stay home and don't vote!
It'd really be a shame if you remembered all the shitty things we've said about you guys for the last two years and then came out to vote to send a message to us."
OT, Virginia Thomas, teatarded wife of Supreme Clarence Thomas, called Anita Hill to see if she was interested in a menage e trois. Ginnie said if Anita would bring the biscuits and gravy, that Ginnie would provide the Wesson Oil and they could have a grand threesome on the Thomas' heated marble floor.
Brandeis Prof. Hill, gave the email to campus security, who sent it to the FBI.
I saw that earlier. How awesomely egotistical is Virginia Thomas?
"Oh Anita I just wanted to let you know that anytime you would like to apologize for what you did…"
Old Clarence has been taking his anger out on the rest of America for nineteen years and his wife still wants Anita Hill to apologize for obeying a Congressional subpoena. I just can't get over the balls it takes to make that call.
I'm user-of-owls and I apologize for this snarkless message.
Fucking miserable evil fucking atrocious wretched fucking excuse for the fucking use of oxygen and biomass that fucking exists in our ludicrously toxic political fucking environment…CUNT. FUCKING CUNT. FUCKING FUCKING CUNT.
It's not egotism but an odious canker of a fuck you to America:
Ha ha you stupid peckers! My filthy prick of a house negro will have 1/9 of a voice in your miserable future until he dies in 20-30 years and there is not a goddamn fucking thing you can do about it. Ha fucking ha. Where's your fucking god now?
I'm a little upset tonight.
I feel bad, you're usually one of the more unflappable of the Wonketariat.
Poopyhead. Feel better?
You can say that again.
This shithead lawyer and Alberto Gonzales share the Number One spot of my Top Ten List of The Shitty Things George Wanker Bush Left Us, as his "legacy."
Maybe we're being overly harsh to Virginia Thomas. I mean, it must get pretty old to hear "bitch fucked me over" EVERY DAY for 19 YEARS. Maybe she just couldn't take it any more and this is her desperate attempt to get Clarence Thomas to stop whining.
This ad is brought to you by Los Hermanos Kocho , Karlito Rovio y otro hijos de puta madre.
….con un ejército de penes.
también bolsa de penes salados y envenenados.
The Univsion rep who made that $80,000 sale is the only person than Robert de Posada with the cancellation.
It was better in the original German back in the day.
You tried and failed, brown people. The lesson is: never try.
They were too busy focusing on reducing the deficit….
Silly Messicans; voting is only for white, Christian, land-owning males.
"You see, Sharia. They are trying to institute Sharia so that anchor babies are legal."
Claro que si. Estoy de acuerdo con sus conclusiones.
Well, if this doesn't work, there's always "Vote on Wednesday"
Variation on a theme, sorry.
This shit smells like desperation to me – usually they do this sort of slimy ratfucking strictly on the QT. Looks like maybe someone's "landslide" is turning into a hiccup.
It's sort of like that "ALL INCUMBENTS ARE FUCKED IN THE PRIMARIES" narrative that fizzled.
Or the "Dems need to stop hammering away at foreign money" or "Jack Conway is being too mean to Rand Paul."
It's pretty standard practice now that when you hear the media telling Dems to do something, you better do the exact opposite. When shit is working that upsets their narrative, they go full whine-mode.
If I were someone like Conway, my sentences would be nothing more than noun+verb+Aquabuddha from here on out, no doubt.
Sorry, but I can't even muster a bit of irony or humor here. I mean, this is one special Latino running this ad. Talk about Quislings. To see someone disgrace themselves to such an extreme degree leaves me breathless. It's scarcely believable such a personality could exist.
This mental deformity is pure sociopath. This is the kind of man Captain Kurtz referenced in Marlon Brando's final dialogue in "Apocalypse Now," a super soldier capable of doing whatever it takes – even cutting the arms off children.
I've got to limit my political involvement to simply voting. Taking such vile creatures and allowing them to impinge on one's consciousness is nothing less than pathological masochism and toxic to the point of ruining one's life.
All I can do in response is eat out my wife (even though she's sound asleep right now) and forgetting, if only for an hour, that such evil exists in the world.
Why the fuck would Univision run this in th…*ASSLOAD OF CASH*
Never mind.
Walter Mercado saw this coming a long time ago.
In the time it takes you to vote, you could play three games of pool. Three! Now that's fresh!
I'm hoping that every latino in america is, right now, thinking "Did you just call me stupid?"
And, I'm wondering why every teabagger in america isn't thinking the same thing. Well, not wondering, so much as daydreaming.
I have actually seen Tea Baggers claim that they are not going to vote because the Republiklan on the ticket is not "right" enough.
So, are you a Mexi-do, or a Mexi-don't?
Walter Mercado saw this coming at least a year ago.
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